. >> jimmy: we're allowed to -- yeah >> yeah. >> jimmy: speaking of seeing, by the way >> yeah. >> jimmy: i saw a real cool thing. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you were singing "rainbow connection. >> i was >> jimmy: in the "kermit the frog" voice. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i have it here can we just show it? ♪ why are there so many songs about rainbows what's on the other side ♪ [ laughter ] [ cheering and applause >> jimmy: nailed it! nailed it! >> yeah. >> jimmy: it looks like -- all right, you might be singing to your girls there and -- >> i'm not that's sad, i'm not. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're not >> i'm just singing to my groomer before i go on another talk show. >> jimmy: is that right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: there were no kids in the room >> no. i'm not even sure my kids have seen that. [ laughter ] they just like -- yeah >> jimmy: well, you just -- >> i was -- i was mucking around with a guitar and i was just -- i -- i've always loved that song, you know, so i was singing that song anyway and i realized i could sing it like kermit [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i love that you could do something like

. >> jimmy: yeah >> "facebreaker. >> jimmy: yeah >> "fish slap" was a great one >> jimmy: "fish slap." [ laughter ] >> we always played these games -- >> jimmy: this game, yeah. >> and there's never really anything at stake. i want to -- i want to put some stakes on the game tonight do you guys want to see something in the balance [ cheers and applause and i'm feeling good, man. i feel like a superhero. so i'll tell you what. you win, i'll give you my helmet [ cheers and applause i will give you -- >> jimmy: for real you know i will hold you to this >> yeah, and that's why i'm going to kick your ass >> jimmy: wow. wow. [ cheers and applause all right. >> dude. >> jimmy: get it done. >> it's so -- so okay. >> jimmy: well, what do i do >> you win, totally hypothetical situation never going to happen. you get the helmet what happens if i win? >> jimmy: i will give you the "tonight show" microphone? [ laughter ] ♪ >> yeah, i don't have that >> jimmy: i don't have a a helmet >> i want to put you in an american situation let's see. when i win, you shave your -- no, wait no, no, no, no, no

style, man >> jimmy: next level >> i'm going to do that. >> jimmy: next level >> yeah. >> jimmy: next level >> that's professional >> jimmy: yeah all right, how about this one here using shampoo as body wash [ laughter ] >> that's sus. >> jimmy: yeah, that's sus >> no. use body wash is body wash use shampoo as shampoo make sure you condition. and most importantly, gentlemen, make sure you moisturize >> jimmy: yeah >> please. >> jimmy: all right, how about this putting fries on your burger >> absolutely bus. love that. >> jimmy: yeah, me too i love that, too >> jimmy: follow up. dipping fries in a milkshake >> is that like putting cheese on pie >> jimmy: oh no yeah, maybe. it might be. that's not on the list >> a slice of cheddar cheese on some apple pie like, that's very carol ventimiglia. that's my mother right there >> jimmy: really >> it's delicious. so yeah. i'm going to say it's bus to dip fries in like a chocolate milkshake. >> jimmy: all right, that's a yeah our audience feels that way, too. this is controversial. cheese cake is a type of cake. >> 1,000% bus. can you tell i lik

>> jimmy: yeah >> okay. my real -- [ laughter ] >> steve: aren't you guys freezing >> should we recast this [ laughter ] >> jimmy: one more time. >> i'm doing the gwyneth paltrow line again >> steve: oh, you're going to say the line >> jimmy: yeah, he's going to say the line >> steve: okay >> jimmy: there's smoke in this freezer. >> my real name isn't will forte it's gwyneth paltrow [ light laughter ] and i had the idea for goop. not her. >> steve: gwyneth? tucci? are you guys freezing? >> jimmy: not anymore. i mean, our happiness and our friendship has defrosted us. we're saved! [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause [ clicking ] >> steve: do you hear that >> oh, it's nothing. just my nfts [ laughter ] >> jimmy: let's go [ cheers and applause ♪ >> announcer: this has been "freezer secrets." stick around for more "tonight show" after the break. [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪♪ gravity. it's a force to be reckoned with. no one knows better than we do. but without gravity, you can't have lift. the very thing tha

show us what you got, jimmy. >> jimmy: they know. and you're getting a lot of, as you know, awards recognition for this movie for "house of gucci" playing -- [ cheering ] now most people think of you as a musician who then just started acting because you were popular. but that's not really how it went at all. >> football. >> jimmy: and football. people think of you as a football player who now -- [ laughter ] well, you started acting and singing at roughly the same time, right, as far as training goes? >> i mean, actually, i started acting earlier. >> jimmy: earlier? >> yeah, i did. and i always wanted to be an actress, much more than i wanted to be a singer. and i went to different acting schools, the monica may academy when i was very little. and then the lee strasbourg institute where i started a lot of sense memory technique and stanislaus ski, there is a conservatory called circle in the square. and i just always wanted to be an actress, but i really was terrible at auditions. and i got into tish. i went to college for about fiv

>> jimmy: wordle is the word >> okay. >> jimmy: it's a new game. you have to play wordle. oh, it's awesome >> oh, okay. >> jimmy: yeah, you'll like it um, okay [ light laughter ] ♪ wordle wordle wordl wordle word wordle wor wordle wordle wordle wordle wordle wordle ♪ all right, let me start again. ♪ wordle wordle wordl wordle wordle wordle wordle wordle wordle wordle wordle wordle ♪ [ laughter ] >> i have no - >> jimmy: my god, i'm driving myself crazy what am i talking about? >> idea. >> jimmy: it's a very hard song to do, but you probably know the song >> what is it? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's the new game. you just invented a new game i go, "you have to know the song." you say, "what is it?" and then i tell you the name of the song it is "abcdefu" by gayle >> oh. >> jimmy: yeah ♪ a b c d e f u ♪ >> right, of course, of course >> jimmy: you made me break a sweat on that one. [ light laughter ] >> i'm so sorry. >> jimmy: no, that was me. it's your turn again what is your next word >> my next word is chipotle. >> jimmy: ah, okay i like chipotle. >> okay. oh,

. >> oh -- jimmy [ cheers ] jimmy, don't start nothing, man. you know i love to be -- you know a love comic books. i would love to be - the first thing i did when he called me about doing "spider-man," the first thing you ask if marvel calls you about anything is "what are my powers?" >> jimmy: yes, of course >> see, and they told me i was a teacher. so i had the power of knowledge. but it's okay. but you know i love me some superheroes, man i got a lot of ideas for my own characters you know, now i would love to be a character that flies. >> jimmy: okay >> but i'm a little scared of heights. so i would fly two feet off the ground [ laughter ] just two feet. >> jimmy: float, or parallel >> just -- no. that's a good question if you float like this, it's like you're riding a segway. you know what i mean, like this that' ain't bad. >> jimmy: that's not bad >> but, i want to fly. i want to be able to do this to people and say hi. and people could touch me, too be like, "hey, good job. you know you could go to starbucks. why, you can fly by a starbu

. >> jimmy: right. >> no. >> jimmy: what? >> he has a sit in a theater with the guys from journey and whitesnake. >> jimmy: are you kidding me? >> donna summer. they're all scheming about how they get their songs in it. and he goes, you know what? when he saw the volleyball scene, he goes, no one's going to write a song for the volleyball scene. i will. [ laughter ] and that's how he got his first song in, and then "danger zone." the lead singer canceled and jojo maroder called kenny, said you're already on the soundtrack, will you come in and sing? >> jimmy: wow, that's crazy. >> these are the nuggets you get. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's a good nugget. that's better than a chicken nugget. speaking of nuggets. you had gwyneth paltrow on the show. >> yes. >> jimmy: and you learned something very, very interesting about her. >> what? >> jimmy: very interesting, personally interesting. >> about my wife? >> jimmy: about what your wife -- she taught your wife -- your wife taught her? >> yes. well, here's the thing. the good news

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hello, hi. thank you. welcome. cleto. guillermo. hi, there. i'm jimmy, i am the host of the show. thanks for watching, again. thank you for joining us here at our beautiful and luxurious headquarters in hollywood where marijuana is not only legal at some establishments here, it's required to get in. [ cheers and applause ] you know, last week i mentioned there is scientific evidence now that cannabis could help ward off the covid. but it also according to researchers at the national primate research center in oregon may decrease testicular function. [ whoos ] which, yeah. it decreases just about every function. that's kind of the point. they did a study on monkeys, they gave them doses of thc every day and collected their sperm samples, and man, were those some happy monkeys. [ laughter ] i mean, being a lab animal doesn't get better than that. except for the part where their testicles got smaller and their sperm went to sleep. they made an animated video demonstrating the effect that cannabis has on sperm. this is sperm.

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. that's very kind, i appreciate it. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. we may not know it around here, but -- tonight is a big night for country music here on abc. the cma awards. you picked a good night to stay up. we've got ryan reynolds, science bob pflugfelder, and music from ryan hurd and maren morris. [ cheers and applause ] the real ones. the ones you saw at the cmas tonight in nashville were clones. the real ones are with us. [ laughter ] one cool thing about the cma awards is you can watch without any fear that kanye is going to interrupt an acceptance speech. [ laughter ] odds are very low. country music, for the most part, either you're in or you're out. it's the most popular genre of music in the country. here in l.a. for years, we didn't even have a country music radio station, we had none. now we have one. so i thought it might be fun to play a game with our audience tonight. it's called "country star or local atlanta law firm?" [ cheer

right now, jimmy >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- kristen bell and ike barinholtz. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, welcome. thank you. very nice. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. wow, you came on a taco tuesday. that is very, very kind. i think i speak for a lot of us when i say we look forward to a return to "normal." the way things were, even five years ago. not so long ago. and in some ways, we are getting back to normal. for instance -- after three consecutive years of going down, the number of shark attacks this year is up. [ laughter ] there were 73 shark attacks in 2021. up from 57 in 2020. 11 the attacks resulted in fatalities. 9 were classified as unprovoked. what does that mean, unprovoked? laughter ] the other two had it coming? the numbers were lower in 2020 because everyone was in quarantine. nobody was at the beach and sharks rarely attack people on the couch. [ laughter ] but i have to say, i don't blame the sharks. we humans have never been mor

>> squeezing >> jimmy: squeezing. >> okay, come on >> jimmy: yeah, yeah >> steve: keep on going. >> jimmy: boobies, guccis. all right. box. i don't know don't say -- i don't - box. don't say -- >> monkey in a box horse. >> jimmy: oh oh, "old town road?" >> "old town road? ♪ [ cheers and applause >> steve: there you go, jimmy got it >> -- the box? >> i don't know? >> steve: "old town road," long way. long way to go >> jimmy: what was the - >> steve: i didn't make the graphics >> and they put the monkey in the box. >> jimmy: monkey in a box? >> steve: monkey in a box. >> jimmy: oh, nobody tell me nothing. [ talking over each other >> but why the monkey? >> jimmy: tricky, tricky, yeah, why the monkey i don't understand, this is interesting. >> say no nothing. got it >> steve: all right. hey, whoa, whoa. he's falling asleep. [ light laughter ] come on, wake up >> come on back. >> steve: all right, ready >> yeah. >> steve: round two. >> yep, all right, let's relax >> steve: get your headphones on >> jimmy: yep, here we go. >> steve: headphones on, players. all right, ready, players? >> jimmy

. >> hey jimmy >> jimmy: it's great to see you, buddy >> how are you >> jimmy: thank you so much for being on the show. >> good to see you >> jimmy: that's a beautiful door behind you. >> yeah, my pleasure >> jimmy: yeah do you live in rome? >> i live in rome and i also live in new york i married an italian so i live both places. >> jimmy: what is your favorite pasta? do you have a favorite pasta >> you know, i like the simpleest kind spaghetti aglio olio e peperoncino. >> jimmy: that's my man. yes a -- [ applause ] that is so good. all right, i want to -- i want come see your place. >> that would be my last meal. people ask me that question a lot. "what would be your last meal? that would be it >> jimmy: that would be it wow. is there a place that you get it from? that you know? >> where else, my kitchen. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're a good man. you know, you've had such a great career i was looking at some stuff on the internet all the stuff about you. you've been in over 100 movies the new york times, they named you one of the 25 greatest actors of the 21st century [ cheers and a

>> jimmy: 5g, you've got to be careful. >> great, i still have to go home, jimmy. >> jimmy: might want to take the bus. it was freezing cold there? >> yeah, pretty cold. >> jimmy: how long have you been in new york? you're from outside chicago? >> just north of chicago. [ cheers and applause ] chicago people! all right. i've been in new york for 13 years. >> jimmy: and new york is obviously a great place to live. it is -- i think everybody should probably live in new york for some point of their lives. >> i agree. >> jimmy: what do you is the worst thing about living in new york? >> it just -- you know, best and worst. they kind of go hand in hand. they're like opposite ends of the -- what was it? the same coin -- >> jimmy: two sides of one coin, right. >> some people say it's the smell of pee that greets you when the weather gets warm. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yes? >> i kind of find that romantic at this point, so many years in. [ laughter ] you know. subway delays. there's a clanging on the heater in the winter, and nobody knows where it comes from. there's a lot of ghosts there. you k

jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: oh, yeah, that's me. it'yo >> jimmy: how's everything going? >> so great. >> jimmy: congratulations on the show. i know it's super, super crazy popular. in fact, you guys got picked up for seasons three and four, right? >> yeah, thank you, thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's a big deal. because you know, bateman's season got chopped right in half. you guys got double, it's ridiculous. >> we're so grateful. thank you, netflix. thank you, everyone, for watching. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: do you speak -- i know you speak french on the show. do you really speak french? >> i did take six years of french in middle school and high school. i am not fluent. >> jimmy: i see. >> but yes. but i -- what's funny is i, especially this past season, have run into a lot of locals who have seen the show. they assume i'm fluent. >> jimmy: right. >> because the character is fluent in french. >> jimmy: that's great. >> it's rather interesting. i'll be at a restaurant and a waiter will come up and i'll take off my mask. they'll say, oh my gosh

on jimmy kimmel, charlie dale. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- charlie day, colman domingo, and music from iann dior featuring travis barker. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. thanks very much. hi, everybody. welcome. thank you. relax. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us. it's a big, it's a notable occasion for us here at the show. it's our 19th anniversary tonight. [ cheers and applause ] 19 years ago. the date was january 26th, 2003. we went on live after the super bowl. we've seen a lot since then. wars, disasters, donald trump, a pandemic. [ laughter ] charlie sheen, snooki. we even deep fried a ventriloquist puppet on the show. [ laughter ] we added up, we did some math. 3,416 monologues, had more than 10,000 guests, and bumped matt damon 2,663 times. [ applause ] and yet, people still don't know the difference between me and jimmy fallon. it's very sad. [ laughter ] someone dug this up today. the week before the show premiered i had an intervi

>> jimmy: no, o-h. oh welm. >> steve: oh, whelm, like "oh, well --" >> jimmy: maybe they think oh, well -- yeah, they added -- they changed it up and they added an "m" to it >> steve: it's classy. >> jimmy: yeah it is, right >> steve: yeah oh, whelm. who are you talking to >> jimmy: are you not educated i went to -- >> steve: an educated university >> jimmy: yeah i went to the college of education, the university of the college of education >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: oh, whelm. [ laughter ] oh, whelm, he says, "'back to the future.' at no point do we wonder why a a disgraced physicist and a 16-year-old kid are best friends. >> steve: hey. "marty!" >> jimmy: this one is from @nickdigs. he says "'a quiet place. not-so-chill alien gets upset when human talks during movie. [ laughter and applause yes. exactly right. this one's from @jessidipette. she says "'jaws,' a two-note song scares people on a tiny boat." [ applause ] did you ever hear that joke, how do you know if a shark loves you? >> steve: how? [ hum

okay >> jimmy: wow! all right, good luck whenever you're ready. ♪ ♪ [ laughter ] >> questlove: how do you dance to it? >> how do you dance to it? >> jimmy: well, you -- >> hold on >> jimmy: how do you dance to that oh, you're -- >> how do you dance to it? [ laughter ] >> questlove: if you were doing it in -- >> jimmy: yeah, i mean -- look, i just -- ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ [ buzzer ] >> questlove: whoa, whoa, whoa, wait one more time. one more time. one more time. >> okay. >> jimmy: no, i don't know if you need it one more time. >> wait, i'm trying to think of how the -- how the verse goes. >> questlove: "purple haze" by jimi hendrix [ laughter ] >> well, i know i, kind of, had a little jimi hendrix thing. no "sweet home alabama" by lynyrd skynyrd >> questlove: ah [ laughter and applause [ sad tuba ] >> okay. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right. my -- my turn again. what song are you -- [ audience shouts numbers okay >> okay. >> jimmy: yep, we got that one that would be playing it on the dulcimer >> questl

>> jimmy: never. no, no, no i couldn't remember the lines. >> exactly well, you can sing, though you can dance. there's all of this in there and i'm just -- i'm horrendous with it. and it was like -- it's frightening. and these kids are amazing the whole group is really good, so there's a lot of pressure on me and we had some fun doing it but i'm just not, you know, musical guy and all that it's literally the hardest - double rehearsals, like tech week the whole thing, live audience it's -- it's a panic fest. >> jimmy: do your kids school you to any new music do you get to hear music through your kids? >> i hear tons of music now. i mean -- the radio's always going along. >> jimmy: anything you're listening to now >> the one song that's in my head constantly is the one that - f you. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: how dare you how dare you say that to me! wait >> are you kidding me? >> jimmy: no, i'm not kidding you at all [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you want to sit down you want to sit down sit down sit down [ lau

>> two words for you, jimmy. 5g. >> jimmy: 5g. that's -- a number and a letter, not really two words, but wow. >> spoken like someone who didn't host the 5g ultra show. >> jimmy: that's true, i didn't host -- >> well, i did. [ laughter ] that's how i know verizon 5g broadband offers up to 10 times faster download speeds. you know, jimmy, that could help you search for a barber in your neighborhood so you don't have so keep cutting your own hair. >> jimmy: i don't cut my own hair -- >> find out more by watching me host the 5g ultra show streaming now at verizon.com/5g. >> jimmy: you really are very fast. >> you have no idea. >> announcer: watch verizon 5g ultra show now at verizon.com/5g to experience the power and possibilities of 5g with ultra innovations. i'm those fries you've been craving. i'm hot. i'm steamy. and oh man, do i smell delicious. i'm calling your name. doug... doug. and if you don't have the right auto insurance coverage, paying for these repairs may be tough to swallow. get allstate and be better protected from

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>> jimmy: yes? >> questlove: you heard him, boys polish those kazoos, we got a show to do ♪ >> jimmy: i did it i said yes to everything it wasn't that bad [ phone vibrating potential spam hello? >> hi, do you have a moment to talk about your car's extended warranty [ laughter ] >> jimmy: nooo [ cheers and applause ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests - anthony anderson adam devine, musical guest carly pearce and featuring the legendary roots crew >> questlove: 1575 >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: wow, my goodness [ cheering and applause all right. i love you welcome! thank you so much. thank you so much. i appreciate it, please. thank you very much. welcome, welcome, welcome, to "the tonight show. wow. [ cheering and applause great. i'd like to start by wishing everybody a happy new year [ cheering a

>> jimmy: no >> really? >> jimmy: i don't understand what -- i used it once and i don't understand what i did here that i couldn't have done in my toaster oven [ light laughter ] >> it's so easy to do. you oil the drum [ laughter ] >> no, you don't what am i saying it's an oil less fryer >> yeah, you don't have to oil it >> oh, my god, i almost -- [ laughter ] >> you can brine or not brine your bird. >> jimmy: how big is your air fryer for turkey >> what's happening, are you holding it >> jimmy: this is my air fryer -- i have to hold the back of it, yank the thing out of it. like a giant coffee filter >> they've got a different size drum, you could stuff it with a 14, 16 pound bird. >> jimmy: all right, yeah. >> and it comes with a basket. you put the bird in the basket, >> jimmy: yeah >> you drop it in, you hook it up to a propane tank, it's got a hose and you just set your timer for three hours -- >> paul got me my own air fryer, i was so excited. and i took it to the propane guy, like, can you help me get

. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. unbelievable unbelievable [ laughter and applause applause break applause break through zoom. you do a thing on your podcast where you give advice to listeners. and i love that part of your podcast. have you always given advice to people are you good at that maybe you have always done that >> yeah, i think so. i -- yeah. i mean, i was just in new york my best friend, heidi, lives in new york you've met her, actually and she loves you. and she was like, "i've had diarrhea for, like, three days i don't know what is going on. [ light laughter ] and then -- you know when you're in new york, she had me go into her backpack she was like, "get my water out of my backpack." >> jimmy: yeah >> and i get her water out she has, like, half a bag of prunes in her backpack [ laughter ] i was like, "heidi, i solved the case you're eating prunes." >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. >> she's like, "they're not prunes." and she pointed to it. [ laughter ] i said, "w plums? [ laughter ] yeah -- she's a therapist,

>> and you look the same. >> jimmy: juanita, hi, it's jimmy. i just wanted to say, first, you were 87 years old in that clip. how old, do you mind me asking, are you now? >> i am 91. >> jimmy: 91! [ cheers and applause ] you look incredible, incredible. >> 91. feel like 19. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: acting like she's 19. juanita, what do you remember about that day when denzel suddenly appeared? >> oh, i remember that he came in the house, i was to receive a refrigerator but i couldn't -- at the time i was still waiting. and i didn't leave in time, because i saw this big truck drive up. after he jumped out, he came out, my daughter said it was denzel. i didn't believe her. i don't know how he got up of the porch that quick. it was like an angel flew up. and i jumped up. when i was holding him, said i wasn't going to let him go. >> jimmy: were your friends jealous when they found out you had a visit from denzel? >> oh, no, everyone was happy. everyone was so happy to see him. >> jimmy: what was it like -- >> they're still calling and asking me when

right now on jimmy kimmel >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- jim gaffigan. ann dowd. and music from ryan hurd. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. hi, everyone. thank you, guys. welcome, welcome, welcome. very nice. thanks. [ cheers and applause ] oh, please, relax. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. welcome to the show. thank you for joining us in a new year, it's a new year. i don't know if you noticed but that was a different voice you heard at the start of our show. our beloved friend dicky barrett packed his tattoos up and moved to arizona. [ laughter ] so we have a new announcer named lou wilson. [ cheers and applause ] there's lou right there. welcome, lou. look at you, all dressed up. i've never seen lou in anything other than a t-shirt. [ laughter ] lou, is there anything you'd like to announce since you're the announcer? >> lou: i'm thrilled to be the new announcer. >> jimmy: all right. [ cheers and applause ] can you try that again but just lower, down an octave or so? >> lou: i'm thrilled to be t

. >> jimmy: yeah >> and give me a chance. >> jimmy: it turned out so great. what a good gamble on a lie. and, man, you were just so convincing and it was just -- it was -- it's beautiful it's -- i don't know how would you describe "being the ricardos"? >> it's the story about two great geniuses of comedy genius that really created a a different world and shaped the world of comedy and tv comedy, tv programs, comedy programs as we know today. and also, the love story between a woman and a man and how much they have to cope with one another and trust each other and really try to make it >> jimmy: yeah >> to make it through. >> jimmy: i want to show everyone a clip. you're fantastic in it here's javier bardem as desi arnaz in "being the ricardos." take a look. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: yes! that's exactly right yes! javier bardem, everybody "being the ricardos" is in theaters and on prime video. daveed diggs joins us after the break. stick around, everybody. come on back thank you, javier! thank you, thank you >> thank you, jimmy! >> jimmy:

>> jimmy: "stop talking! [ laughter ] >> and i'm sitting here like, "i don't know what's going on. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: tell me about "abcdefu." i mean, it exploded -- was it tiktok was that where -- >> yeah, i mean, i would definitely like -- i could definitely take it back and pinpoint it, i mean, as much as i can. all of this is so like -- the fact that i'm here, i'm like, i've pretended that this -- i've been sitting on this couch for, like, years in my house and now i'm here like, that's so -- [ cheers and applause what >> jimmy: you're here. you did it >> and it's thanks to this, like, app on my phone. like, i -- i mean, i posted the song like, i had it out and, i mean, it was out for a couple months, and there's some videos made to it, but, like, not -- not really a lot. >> jimmy: yeah >> and i started seeing -- i really started seeing like sign language being connected to the song like, anytime i heard anything -- like, the first time i saw anything being a trend of anything, it was, like, putting s

. >> jimmy: hi. before we start the show, before the audience shows up, i wanted to say a few words about bob saget. if you read anything about bob online last night, if you saw any of the many thoughts from people who knew him personally, a word that came up a lot was "the sweetest." and bob was the sweetest. he was the sweetest man. and the reason people wrote that is because it's true. it's the best word. if you had to pick one word to describe him, that was it. sweetest. i have so many wonderfully kind and supportive texts and e-mails, calls from bob. he always had a compliment. he would write sometimes just to tell me he loved me. and i know he did that for many people. he was so funny. and i'm not talking about "full house" or "america's funniest home videos" or stand-up comedy or movies. i mean funny for real. like when you walked into a party, you saw bob and his wife kelly in the corner, you'd go straight to them and stay for as long as you could because he had something funny to say about e

jimmy: no? [ laughter ] you asked for that? >> no, i didn't. you know? but i was hoping. >> jimmy: yeah, right. >> i was hoping. but that didn't happen. i had to do all that myself. >> jimmy: did you fall in love with the game in any way while you were training? it's okay if the answer is no. >> the answer is no. [ laughter and applause ] i'm not a tennis fan. but i am a venus and serena fan. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i see, that makes sense. speaking of big movie star, will smith, who besides being a nice guy and a very talented guy seems like he would be a fun person to work with every day. >> yeah, he is. i mean, he comes on, he comes on set and he just makes everyone relax. you know? and you think, big movie star, big superstar, that he would be, you know, a little unapproachable. but he is the opposite. he's a big kid. and he made those girls feel like they were so welcome. and we -- a big ice cream truck came down the street one day. we're like, we want ice cream. next thing we kno

doubtfire. >> jimmy: yeah >> i was so stressed out >> jimmy: right? >> but -- no, i got through it >> jimmy: you pulled it off. it's unbelievable. it's amazing to watch. i was like, "oh, you have her accent down. what is her accent where is she - >> she's from international falls, minnesota >> jimmy: yeah >> and -- so, that's the thing like, i guess i just assumed she was from the south, because, you know, her show was in the south but no what made her so sweet is she had that accent. and andrew garfield who plays jim bakker, and i guess jim was also from minnesota. "we just, you know, would talk all the time in character. [ light laughter ] and sometimes we'd get a little naughty. [ laughter ] "jim." >> jimmy: yeah "jim." it's -- oh my gosh it's unbelievable. congrats on that and i can't wait to see you in person again, buddy. i want to show everyone a clip here's jessica chastain in "the eyes of tammy faye." take a look. >> well, hello there, jimmy. >> hi there. i'm scared jesus, good lord, forgive me of my sins. i know i cared about things that i s

>> jimmy: duh. if you do not donate, you do not get donuts but don't not donate at dunkin', because dunkin' gives decaf if you dine out and donate by the due date >> steve: dude >> jimmy: dope >> steve: donate >> jimmy: you'll do it >> steve: no, i'm not allowed to give blood. [ laughter ] i've got mad cow disease >> jimmy: oh, sorry about that let's move on. [ cheers and applause i didn't know that guys get this. the fbi has said an unruly passenger on a delta flight was taken into custody after he refused to wear a mask and mooned a flight attendant and other passengers the man ultimately apologized and then returned to the cockpit to fly the plane [ laughter ] and finally researchers have found that drinking red wine can lower your risk of covid infection. [ cheers and applause red wine cures covid that sounds like a sign your aunt would hang in her kitchen [ laughter ] that's right red wine can lower your risk of covid, but you've got to be careful because it can also lower your pants on a delta

jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi. thank you, thank you. hi, everybody. hi. welcome. muchos gracias. very nice. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for all the clapping. by the way, thank you for joining us on national unfriend day. national unfriend day, or "nud" for short is an occasion that i concocted 11 years ago. it is a day on which i urge americans to purge. to remove those randos on facebook who are not your "friends." [ laughter ] of course, this was before arguments over vaccines and donald trump removed our friends for us. [ laughter ] it was a simpler time. here's a good way to tell if you shouldn't still be facebook friends with someone -- if they are still on facebook, that's it, really. [ laughter ] [ applause ] happy nud. i will say this. your only real friends are your dogs anyway. this is an invention that i'm not sure how to feel about. a professor in glasgow has developed an electronic device that allows dogs to place a ca

>> hello, jimmy, how are you? >> jimmy: i'm good. i'm sitting here with your friend. >> i see my friend. you know, he's 35 years old. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: smoking is no good for you, daniel. [ laughter ] george, daniel was great in this movie. isn't he? i mean, come on, he is unbelievably good. >> yeah. he actually screwed it up for all the rest of us actors who do this [ bleep ] about how difficult our job is. he showed up, never acted before, he did everything in one take. >> jimmy: is that true? all in one take? >> yeah. >> jimmy: wow. [ laughter ] [ applause ] you didn't even know what a take was before this, daniel. >> no, i did. >> jimmy: so -- okay, so you guys -- i imagine you had a lot of fun on the set, right? >> yes. >> jimmy: yeah. and as far as batmen go, daniel, who is your favorite? ben affleck or george clooney? oh my goodness, wow. [ cheers and applause ] holy moly. george. george, i don't -- i -- i don't know if you're aware of this. but the woman sitting next to you? >> hm? what? >> jimmy: there's a woman sitting

jimmy: that's not fair. i guess it is fair >> the rock is the rock is the rock i'm always going to -- the rock >> jimmy: that's the rock, of course that's the rock, yeah. okay that's perfect all right. let's hear my song ♪ ♪ can ♪ >> jimmy: come on. i mean, "can you feel the love tonight," that's elton john. come on, that's what i'm talking about. [ cheers and applause [ ding ] ♪ ♪ can ♪ >> jimmy: that's all we can clear. that's all we could clear legally. ♪ can ♪ yeah [ laughter ] it's just that that's our new theme song. in this all new tonight -- ♪ can ♪ that's it. there you go all right. lin, you're up again let's hear the next song ♪ ♪ go down ♪ >> "mary poppins." "spoonful of sugar." >> jimmy: yeah, of course. yeah, that's right [ cheers and applause [ ding ] ♪ >> sometimes i have trouble telling julie andrews and the rock apart, but -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, that's a big problem, man they get cast in the same roles all the time [ laughter ] okay, my turn. play it. ♪

jimmy kimmel live is >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- the cast of "spider-man: no way home," tom holland, zendaya, benedict cumberbatch, and jacob batalon, plus music from black pumas. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, welcome. very nice. hi, guys. well, that's very nice. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for watching and thanks for coming. yep [ cheers and applause ] thanks for all the clapping. let me tell you something. you picked an amazing night to be with us. as we welcome the cast of "spider-man: no way home." [ cheers and applause ] i am much more excited about this than a 54-year-old person should be. [ laughter ] either my spidey sense is tingling, or i'm passing a kidney stone. i'm not sure which. [ laughter ] you know, when i grew up, we didn't have spider-man movies. we had spiders. and mice. [ laughter ] jacob battalon, tom holland, zandaya and benedict cumberbatch are backstage. [ cheers and applause ] benedict cumberbatch was nominated for a golden globe today. [ cheers and applause

hi, jimmy. >> jimmy: cecily, welcome back to the show. it's so great to see you >> oh, thank you love being back virtual. >> jimmy: i know, but i guess you have to be extra, extra, extra careful. >> yes, i'm living a very monastic lifestyle right now >> jimmy: yeah >> a fantastic, monastic lifestyle. >> jimmy: yeah i love you on "saturday night live" obviously and i have been lucky enough to work with you, too, but this is kind of an insane thing you get to play -- >> oh. >> jimmy: how many characters do you play in this? >> i think i play 11 at my last count, but i'm -- there's other characters that i'm talking to that i'm not playing, but, yes, it's - >> jimmy: wow. >> it's pretty nuts. i feel like i've gone a little bit nuts i think even -- somehow in a a mask i can still -- people still know i'm talking to myself walking around. >> jimmy: just practicing your lines? >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: how did -- >> and i was surprised that i was getting looks even with the mask i guess you can -- >> jimmy: how does it compare to "snl" >> o

[ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, i was just jimmy, jimmy the sports guy. i was a one-time vinny the sports punk. which was a character i played. >> wow. >> jimmy: i was happy to be there. and then every time some celebrity would come in and be all grumbly they were there in the morning, we were like, what's the problem, we're here every morning. >> at 4:30 a.m. >> jimmy: yeah. >> what's the prime slot? >> jimmy: morning drive. >> 4:00 to 6:00? >> jimmy: 6:00, 5:30 to 10:00 a.m. then you have to do a shift sunday morning too. >> you were in show business, my friend. >> jimmy: yes. >> you got paid to say funny things to people with a microphone. >> jimmy: yes. and i couldn't hear if they were laughing so i just assumed they weren't. >> i assume they weren't. [ laughter ] but they were waiting for the next song. they were waiting for that. >> jimmy: on a serious note, if i may, as you know, i love the show "bosom buddies." >> aww. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: not only do i love tom hanks and admire him, peter scolari, your friend and costar and the guy y

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: hello. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us on the day on which we remember a great american, dr. martin luther king jr. today was a federal holiday, in his honor. which means the kids were finally able to get a day home from school. it was great to have that again. there haven't been enough days off this year. for those of you who don't have young children, or maybe you did and forgot what it's like, because you do forget. here's what it's like. on saturday night, our son billy, as he usually does, ventured into our rooms well after midnight to recruit one of us to leave our bed and go sleep in his. he won't sleep with us, we have to sleep with him. so my wife goes to his room. 45 minutes later, she comes back very annoyed. i don't know what's going on but she's had enough. he won't go to sleep. so he now comes in again and corrals me to sleep with him. now, his bed is a bunkbed. he's in a twin bed on the bottom, our daughter is in the bunk on top. i ge

and now -- jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone. thank you. oh, very nice. i appreciate it. i am jimmy. i'm the host of the show. welcome. thanks for watching. that's very nice. i don't know why you're hire, there's covid, you know, there's covid. [ laughter ] cases of omicron, sorry to tell you, are soaring. i do have good news. there's been a medical breakthrough. university believe they may have found a natural way to ward off the virus, and that natural way is cannabis. that's right. [ cheers and applause ] once again it's cannabis. according to this study, cannabis compounds can prevent covid-19 from infecting our cells. and "cannabis compounds" are also what willie nelson calls his house. [ laughter ] this would be interesting. all this time we've been listening to the cdc, we should have been eating cbd. [ cheers ] you know, it's funny. all these crazy cures, i'm like "oh, that's ridiculous. ivermectin, the horse dewormer, bleach --" then somebody says marijuana prevents covid, i'm like "oh, really?" "do tell --" [ laughter ] this omicr

tomorrow evening at 5:30, the jimmy carter for president campaign officially gets under way. >> jimmy carter campaign headquarters, may i help you, please? ♪ oh yeah hold on i'm coming ♪ >> phil walden, the band's manager and owner of copapricor records announced carter was coming to what we used to call the capricorn picnic and games. ♪ something about you mama sure gives me the blues ♪ ♪ it's the darn stitched stockings and those buckle shoes ♪ >> phil came to the band and he said, listen, carter's going to run. he needs some money, he needs support. would you guys be willing to do some benefits for him? >> i think he's just a real fan. he came here one night to a recording session. so he befriended these performers. and his interest was genuine. and they could sense that. >> i think the vibe was, wow, here's this wonderful man who's been a great governor for the state of georgia, a southerner, and we had come through the nixon era. and we saw what happened with that. isn't it time for somebody with great integrity and dignity to take this office? does he really have a c

jimmy garoppolo, hats off to jimmy. >> they beat the rams six to eight times. >> cracked a cold six pack. >> time for a closer look, it's presentlied by zenni. >>> let's take a look at that final drive to tie the game. jimmy g, brandon aiyuk. aiyuk had a good game. that was a good play. and then, finding -- i mean, jimmy g was just composed in that final drive. >> he was, and they talk about practicing these two-minute situations. they understand what coverage they gonna get. right there, throwing that ball in. laser to deebo samuel, he maneuvered and moved jaylen ramsey with his eyes, tubt ared deebo samuel was going to make the play and that was a huge play in the game. >> and the more -- and then the touchdown to jennings. we will go on jennings but a huge play. >> huge play and the play design, hitting him free over the middle. brandon aiyuk clearing out the safety. and then, just the soft hands. jimmy garoppolo trusting that jennings was going to be where he was supposed to be. he was there and it ends up in a touchdown. >> jimmy g on the final drive and getting in to the postseason

this, jimmy that. numbers don't lie. i just say check the winning percentages. larry: if the niners win, jimmy could face the very team that denied him a super bowl victory. the chiefs will reach the third straight super bowl if they beat the bengals. the phrase any given sunday is true for a reason. >> another step to get to our ultimate goal, the super bowl. by no means are we looking past this, it is just checking things off the list that we started and been trying to achieve since back in training camp, ota's when we first started this journey. larry: women's hoops. the championship bobblehead. stanford hosting arizona state. all cardinal from the jump. anna wilson,, one of her four steals. hayley jones all 12 of her points in the first half. defense optimal book -- optional by asu. the backdoor cut. cardinal roll. they will host arizona, rematch of the title game on sunday. how was this for the assist of the season? the warriors beat the timberwolves last night. the young fan saying he was a fan s

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone. thank you. thank you. oh, very nice. i appreciate it. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for watching. thanks for coming. one year ago today, donald trump was still in the white house. throwing chicken nuggets at the tv. [ laughter ] one year from today, he could be in jail. according to documents filed by the attorney

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: hello. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us on the day on which we remember a great american, dr. martin luther king jr. today was a federal holiday, in his honor. which means the kids were finally able to get a day home

jimmy g running for his life. he throws incomplete to do michael hasty 3 and out for san francisco rams ball. more from this guy cut another huge play. 11 catches 142 yards and those 2 touchdowns. he is hyped up. but later in the drive, the niners would get a 3rd down stop and the rams. they have to settle for a field goal. one, 46 left on the clock ensuing drive after an incomplete pass and then a loss of 3 3rd and long forty-niners aaron. donald all over jimmy g he flips it. could you michael hasty? out of his hand intercepted? know throw and the forty-niners season. how fitting deebo samuel in tears you hate to see he's been so good all year. is this the lasting image of jimmy garoppolo and the forty-niners uniform? they blow a 10 point 4th quarter lead eerily similar to the super bowl in 2019. >> kyle shanahan. he cannot shake that reputation. he's blown leads. >> in a super bowl as offensive coordinator, a super bowl as a head coach. now in a conference championship game. all big leads in the 4th quarter. you

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, thank you. hi, welcome. thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. we're glad you're here. [ cheers and applause ] please, relax. i know it is -- oh, man, it was very cold here in l.a. today. 64 degrees it got down to. [ laughter ] i had to wear two layers of yoga pants to work this morning. [ laughter ]

if jimmy can go and play confident, jimmy will be out there. larry: monday night football, steelers, browns. 20 degrees in pittsburgh, clothing -- optional. instead of a field-goal try, it is a penalty and a fresh set of downs resulting in ben roethlisberger in may be his last game in the steel city, a touchdown pass to dontae johnson. the pride of antioch, najii harris seals it. rothfuss berg, the man of the hour -- ben tonight.it for thank you for watching. dan: for spencer christian, larry beil, all of us, thank you for your time. have a good night. >> announcer: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- neil patrick harris, daniel ranieri and george clooney, plus music from ed sheeran and elton john. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody. thanks, fellows. hi, there. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. [ cheers and applause ] we have a whole room full of college football players and staff. the oregon state beavers are in the house. all the way from corvallis.

on jimmy kimmel, charlie dale. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- charlie day, colman domingo, and music from iann dior featuring travis barker. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. thanks very much. hi, everybody. welcome. thank you. relax. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us. it's a big, it's a notable occasion for us here at the show. it's our 19th anniversary tonight. [ cheers and applause ]