right now on jimmy kimmel live, tessa thompson. >> announcer: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, tessa thompson, mark rober and mrbeast, and music from lainey wilson, and now, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hello. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. i hope you had a happy halloween. we did something fun. we took the kids trick-or-treating. ever do this? and i had a revelation. if your kids don't say "thank you" when they get candy, you did a bad job. that's how you know. my dad was at the house yesterday. we had an interesting conversation. my father grew up in brooklyn. i was getting the kids ready. i was painting my daughter's face, and he said, "i miss what we used to do on halloween." i said, "what did you do?" he said, "we would go across the street to the apartment complex. ring the bells. you'd fill up your sack with cady. then we'd go out in the street and hit each other over the head with socks filled with chalk." what? you'd hit each other with socks filled with chalk? "yeah." why? to leave a chalk mark? "yeah, they were black socks. you wer

. >> oh, okay, yeah, jimmy kimmel. sorry. i didn't recognize your face because i'm supposed to pretend i'm not doing that anymore. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, i heard you guys shut down the facial recognition technology. what made you decide to do this now? >> well, you know, that's a simple answer. we finished. >> jimmy: you finished? >> yeah, we collected all the faces. and mark zuckerberg's blood pact with the dark lord is resolved, so we're done. [ laughter ] just as the prophecy foretold. >> jimmy: did you just say something about a prophecy? >> i'm sorry, who are you again? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's jimmy kimmel. >> okay, okay, let me write that down because i am finding you extremely forgettable. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right. >> listen. don't feel bad, though. this morning i woke up and foun never seen before. >> jimmy: oh my god, really? that's scary, was it a break-in? >> he told the police he was my husband, but who can be sure? you know? >> jimmy: i see. [ laughter ] a lot has happened since you were last he

right now on jimmy kimmel live, tessa thompson. >> announcer: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, tessa thompson, mark rober and mrbeast, and music from lainey wilson, and now, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hello. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. i hope you had a happy halloween. we did something fun. we took the kids trick-or-treating. ever do this? and i had a revelation.

right now on jimmy kimmel, sandra bullock. >> announcer: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- sandra bullock. bill burr. and music from lizzy mcalpine. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hello, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us in southern california, where something pretty crazy happened not too far south of us on interstate 5 friday. an armored truck was full of money, somehow the door swung open while it was on the highway.

right now on jimmy kimmel, sandra bullock. >> announcer: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- sandra bullock. bill burr. and music from lizzy mcalpine. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hello, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us in southern california, where something pretty crazy happened not too far south of us on interstate 5 friday. an armored truck was full of money, somehow the door swung open while it was on the highway. and money started pouring out onto the road. this was the scene in carlsbad. it was a literal money grab. people were pulling over. how the door to an armored truck flies open, i do not know. the drivers had to be high, right? these police got hand cuffed. but for most of these people, it was the greatest thing ever. look at the celebrations! but it's a federal crime to take it. all those people who posted videos with the money are wanted by the police. it's illegal to pick up litter now? seems to me, if there's loose cash all over the road that falls under the finders-k

on jimmy kimmel live, kirsten dunst. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- kirsten dunst, wilmer valderrama, kevin garnett, and music from gracie abrams. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. hi, everybody. i appreciate it, thank you. thank you. hi, i'm jimmy, thanks. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. it's a busy night in a busy month. i feel like i have a million things to do right now. i'm buying christmas gifts. i got something special for you, guillermo. >> guillermo: okay. [ laughter ] >> jimmy:ot

jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: well, thank you. thank you, thank you. hi, everybody. hi. hi. welcome. muchos gracias. very nice. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for all the clapping. by the way, thank you for joining us on national unfriend day. national unfriend day, or "nud" for short, is an occasion that i concocted 11 years ago. it is a day on which i urge americans to purge. to remove those randos on facebook who are not your "friends." [ laughter ] of course, this was before arguments over vaccines and donald trump removed our friends for us. [ laughter ] it was a simpler time. here's a good way to tell if you shouldn't still be facebook friends with someone -- if they are still on facebook, that's it, really. [ laughter ] [ applause ] happy nud. i will say this. your only real friends are your dogs anyway. this is an invention that i'm not sure how to feel about. a professor in glasgow has developed an electronic device that allows

on jimmy kimmel live, kirsten dunst. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- kirsten dunst, wilmer valderrama, kevin garnett, and music from gracie abrams. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. hi, everybody. i appreciate it, thank you. thank you. hi, i'm jimmy, thanks. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. it's a busy night in a busy month. i feel like i have a million things to do right now. i'm buying christmas gifts. i got something special for you, guillermo. >> guillermo: okay. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: not going to tell you what it is, though. >> guillermo: okay. >> jimmy: i'll give you a hint. it rhymes with -- "shmapple shmatch." >> guillermo: apple scotch? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: close enough, yeah. this year seems more normal than last. you're going to like this. united airlines, for the first time since the start of the pandemic, has resumed the sale of liquor on their flights. it's all part of their plan -- [ applause ] -- to ensure every passenger has a chance to get duct-

and now, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hello. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. that's very kind, i appreciate it. i'm jimmy kimmel, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. tonight is a big night for country music here on abc. the cma awards. you picked a good night to stay up. we've got ryan reynolds, science bob pflugfelder, and music from ryan hurd and maren morris. the real ones. the ones you saw at the cmas tonight in nashville were clones. the real ones are with us. [ laughter ] one cool thing about the cma awards is you can watch without any fear that kanye is gonna interrupt an acceptance speech. [ laughter ] odds are very low. country music, for the most part, either you're in or you're out. it's the most popular genre of music in the country. here in l.a. for years, we didn't even have a country music radio station, we had none. now we have one. so i thought it might be fun to play a game with our audience tonight. it's called "country star or local atlanta la

ama: >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- jon bernthal, the bachelorette michelle young, and music from parker mccollum. and now - jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone. thank you. oh, it's very nice. thank you. hi, everybody. that's very fine, i appreciate it. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks for coming. i'm glad you're here. jon bernthal and michelle, the bachelorette, are with us tonight on "bachelorette" night here in the usa. are you watching "the bachelorette" this season? [ cheers and applause ] i feel half of you are lying but that's all right. [ laughter ] we are getting a sense of what we may have to look forward to in the race for president, in 2024. why we're talking about the race for president in 2024, i have no idea. but since we are, joe biden was asked and says he expects to run again. even though he will be 82 years old. he's planning to either run for re-election or take out a reverse mortgage on the white house. [ laughter ] some democra

have a good -- right now on jimmy >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- jamie dornan. jessica williams. and music from dustin lynch featuring mckenzie porter. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. very nice. welcome. thank you, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for staying up late to watch us. thanks to all of you for traveling far and wide to join us here in disgusting hollywood, california. [ laughter ] home of the dirtiest spider-men in the world! [ laughter ] there is litter and fit here as far as the eye can see. it's the kind of place that makes you want to sit on a rocket and fly away, and pretty soon, you will be able to do that. because flying motorcycles are coming. there is a company here in california that is hoping to have flying motorcycles available by 2023. you can buy them, you can ride them. this is called "the speeder." it's daily a jet key you lay on. dj khaled already pre-ordered six of them. [ laughter ] the top model goes 150 miles per hour, capable of going up to 15,000 feet

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, thank you. welcome. very nice. thanks. hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thanks for watching. thank you for joining us. please relax. i'm happy you're here. i'm kind of happy to see no one's wearing a costume tonight. although there's a guy in a gold gym tank top that may be in costume, i'm not sure. [ cheers ]

ama: first, i look at what is coming up on jimmy kimmel live. jimmy: while you sip that leftover gravy, watch this. you would think i would learn but i haven't. i tossed it in the oven and boom, it came right back at me. this holiday season, we want to enjoy the gift of being together. for peace of mind, take the first step in knowing. because it might just be a cold, but you want to be confident. the binaxnow covid-19 antigen self test has the same technology used by doctors and detects multiple variants. so in just 15 minutes, you can test, know, and go. available in stores and online. ♪ ♪ dan: this got peterson was -- scott peterson was transferred to san mateo county jail today. he will have a hearing in his resentencing trial next week. peterson has been on death row since the 2004 conviction for the murder of his wife lacey peterson and their unborn son. peterson claims a juror committed misconduct in filling out a questionnaire and is hoping a judge will grant him a new trial next year. ama: an investigation into an incident that led

and now - jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone. thank you. oh, it's very nice. thank you. hi, everybody. that's very fine, i appreciate it. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks for coming. i'm glad you're here. jon bernthal and michelle, the bachelorette, are with us tonight on "bachelorette" night here in the usa. e

kimmel live, and from michael kea >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- michael keaton. john wilson. and music from the war on drugs. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: well, thank you. thank you, thank you. hi, everybody. hi. hi. welcome. muchos gracias. very nice. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for all the clapping. by the way, thank you for joining us on national unfriend day. national unfriend day, or "nud" for short, is an occasion that i concocted 11 years ago. it is a day on which i urge americans to purge.

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. that's very kind, i appreciate it. hi, everyone. i'm jimmy kimmel, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. [ cheers and applause ] you may not know it around here but tonight is a big night for country music here on abc. the cma awards. you picked a good night to stay up. we've got ryan reynolds, science bob pflugfelder, and music from

. ♪ ♪ >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: it is music time. her album is called "sometimes i might be introvert." with help from jabbawockeez, little simz! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ hey ♪ ♪ jimmy kimmel live ♪ ♪ you know ♪ ♪ why they wanna put me in a box ♪ ♪ think they're coming for my spot ♪ ♪ i could buy your life with no excuses if i had a penny for all ♪ ♪ the rappers that i influenced woo-woo i know what i bring ♪ ♪ no i ain't stupid you should try that on someone that isn't being ♪ ♪ their truest true, true figured i'd just leave you -- to it ♪ ♪ but watch how you step promise you don't wanna see me lose it ♪ ♪ no, no --know i got this -- on lock ♪ ♪ -- think they're coming for my spot don't you know you're ♪ ♪ dealing with a boss i make winnings out of any loss, any loss ♪ ♪ i think i do just what i please i'm already a legend you ♪ ♪ should humble your speech yeah, yeah age 101 disturbing the peace i think i'm kanye west ♪

next on jimmy kimmel, tom hanks. have a good night. and now, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hello. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. oh, please, relax. we have a lot to get to tonight. it's election day in a number of states. a guy cried about his jacket on “the bachelorette.” there's a lot of important news. and we will get into all of that, but first i'd like to take a moment to share something that

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, there. welcome. thank you very much. very nice. welcome. thanks. hi. thank you, cleto. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching and thanks for joining us on, i don't know if you know, today's a notable day. today marks one year since the presidential election. can you believe that? it only seems like ten. [ laughter ] remember a year ago, we wondered how long plumpty trumpty could keep being a sore loser? [ laughter ]

ama: a look at jimmy kimmel live. jimmy: the tv is already on. when you are in a tournament with other players, are you ever in situations where they come up to you in awe and they want to meet you and then you have to go out and destroy them? [laughter] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ama: a double shooting on a beach sent tourists running for cover this afternoon. mexican officials say a group of gang members stormed the beach and assassinated two drug dealers from a rival gang. it happened near azul beach resort. hotel guests were shaken up. cellphone video shows people hugging and crowding in the lobby. state police chief tweeted no tourists were injured or kidnapped in the attack. dan: vigil was held this evening for the alameda supervisor struck and killed while walking her dog yesterday. members of the community honored her work and legacy. >> i think today the lesson for us is we are going to get through this together. we are going to do it hand-in-hand. we are going to remember her forever. dan: cornell barnard has more. cornell: the

right >> dicky: from hollywood, it's “jimmy kimmel live”! tonight -- tom hanks, and june diane raphael. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thanks. thank you guys for coming. that's very nice, thank you. i appreciate that. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thanks for watching. thanks for coming. please, relax, we have a lot to get to tonight. it's election day. a guy cried about his jacket on "the bachelorette." we have a lot of important news today. [ laughter ] we'll get to all of it. but first i want to take a moment to share something that has me a little bit disturbed and certainly puzzled. the story goes like this. one of our producers, let's call her maggie, because that's her name, maggie. [ laughter ] let's call her that. maggie was at a wedding in greenwich, connecticut, over the weekend. she was staying at a hyatt regency hotel and it was friday night. she got back from the rehearsal dinner and turned on our show. which, by the way, maggie, i appreciate. [ laughter ] she tuned into the local abc affiliate on the ca

the star appearing on "jimmy kimmel live" revealing that jeff bezos offered him the spot that ended up going to william shatner. why didn't he go? he was asked to pay, he said it cost like $28 million. he said i'm doing good, jimmy, but i ain't paying $28 million. instead, hanks is saving the money. this is hilarious. he simulated his own spaceflight right there next to jimmy kimmel. >> that's like your friend, i'll drive, but you got gas money? >> yeah, no thanks. >> $28 million worth of gas money for 20 minutes? >> exactly, less than. 12 minutes. >> i'm okay, jeff bezos, i'll pass. >> if you want to let me go for free, i'm in. >> exactly. >> especially with that car ride. >>> coming up, how the solution to combating climate change could lie in this jungle of seaweed. >>> but first the everyday item alaska airlines is banning from every flight today. that's next on "world news now." young man: thanks for having us this weekend mrs. garcy young woman: yeah, thanks mom mother: of course and thank you guys for these gorgeous flowers, so thoughtful. young woman whispering: hey, did you br

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. hi, everybody. thank you, thank you, thank you. that's great. i appreciate that, thanks. welcome, hi. thank you very much. thank you, guillermo. hi, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. [ cheers and applause ] thanks for watching at home. wow, quite a difference, right? tell you what. we have almost a whole

dan: have a g >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- benedict cumberbatch -- kevin garnett -- and rob riggle -- and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: well, thanks. hi, everyone. thank you, thank you, thank you. i appreciate it. wow, it's very nice. welcome. thank you. hi, everybody. well, i appreciate it. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for watching and thanks for coming. it is veterans day here in the united states. the day on which we honor the men and women who served and fought in wars to defend our country so the rest of us can fight on facebook. [ laughter ] we thank them

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, thank you. thank you, everyone. thanks. thank you, thank you. hi, guys. well, that's very nice. thanks. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching and thank you for joining us here in -- wow, it was a beautiful day here in sunny southern california, where as of yesterday we started giving the vaccine to kids aged 5 and up. [ cheers ] finally, our kids will be able to go to bars and nightclubs again. [ laughter ] isn't that great? this has been a very bittersweet week for children. on sunday, you get a bag full of candy. three days later, you get a needle in your arm. [ laughter ] welcome to life, kids! the white house is doing their part to get shots in us. team biden today announced that more than 100 million american workers are required to be fully vaccinated by january 4th. and if i know my fellow american workers, everyone's going to be super chill about that. [ laughter ] like the drunkest friend at a bachelor party, joe biden's going to make sure everyone gets shots! [ la

and now, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hello. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. oh, please, relax. we have a lot to get to tonight. it's election day in a number of states. a guy cried about his jacket on “the bachelorette.” there's a lot of important news. and we will get into all of that, but first i'd like to take a moment to share something that has me puzzled and disturbed. the story goes like this. one of our producers, let's call her maggie, because that is her name, was at a wedding in greenwich, connecticut over the weekend. she was staying at a hyatt regency hotel and it was friday night. she got back from the rehearsal dinner and turned on our show. which, by the way, maggie, i appreciate. she tuned in to our local abc affiliate on the cable system in the room. and this is the description of me and our show. “chubby, cheeky comedian jimmy kimmel, late of cable tv's raunchy the man show, was launched in his own late-night abc talk-variety series on january 26, 2003.” really? nineteen years later, tha

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, thank you. that's great. thank you for watching. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. we have almost a whole audience! we have been bumped up from 50 to 75% capacity. [ applause ] i've been told that all 125 members of our studio audience are tested, vaccinated and sexually aroused. is that the case? i love that you had an extra hour of sleep last night, theoretically. did you get an extra hour? >> yeah, everybody did. >> jimmy: not me. i did not enjoy an extra hour of sleep because i have a four-year-old maniac living in my house. this was my clock this morning. when my son billy walked in and tapped me on the head to make him french toast, i knew he wasn't going to eat. 5:59 am. that's as blurry as my vision was. and why? why do we do this to ourselves? daylight saving time is something benjamin franklin, who has been dead for 230 years, came up with as a joke! and it's still screwing with us. for no reason. we don't have to worry about conserving whale blubber for our lamps anymore. here in california, we

and jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy kimmel did "the man show." >> i never thought like, well, one day my career might go to this place and i have to be careful. >> you know, i'm a busy guy, and sometimes i just don't have time to get loaded. that's why i love shotgun beer. >> there was an everyman quality to jimmy. there was a likability to jimmy. and these are all qualities that i felt were enormously important. >> and in a blink of an eye i was on stage. >> we're on! >> it didn't make a whole lot of sense, but i guess none of it does really. i mean, nobody's a late-night host until they are one. >> there are no nude women in the film? >> yes. >> are you so tired of hot naked starlets that it doesn't even faze you anymore? nobody wants to see that. let's put more sam rockwell's ass -- >> when you get a late-night talk show you want to make it different, which is the first mistake. >> i don't know why that format still works, but it does. and i think that when people break from it it doesn't. >> i didn't stand

dan: here's a look at what's on jimmy kimmel live tonight. jimmy: thanks for flying with us. we didn't ask pants to do this, allowed parents went ahead and did it anyway. [laughter] >> we ate your halloween candy. >> i thought you were on a diet? [laughter] in business, setbacks change everything. so get comcast business internet and add securityedge. it helps keep your network safe by scanning for threats every 10 minutes. and unlike some cybersecurity options, this helps protect every connected device. yours, your employees' and even your customers'. so you can stay ahead. get started with a great offer and ask how you can add comcast business securityedge. plus for a limited time, ask how to get a $500 prepaid card when you upgrade. call today. dan: three people are under arrest, including an active air force member, accused of killing a woman in fairfield lowering a halloween party. 19-year-old lonnie was last seen leaving the party in sacramento with two men. police say both men are active air force members from travis air force base. remains are found yesterday afternoo

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, thank you. that's great. thank you for watching. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. we have almost a whole audience! we have been bumped up from 50 to 75% capacity.

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, thank you. welcome. very nice. thanks. hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thanks for watching. thank you for joining us. please relax. i'm happy you're here. i'm kind of happy to see no one's wearing a costume tonight. although there's a guy in a gold gym tank top that may be in costume, i'm not sure. [ cheers ] this is that magical time of year when adults who have no business being in costume get in costume. i am not a halloween kind of guy. you know, i carry myself with a quiet dignity. [ laughter ] like a young sidney poitier. but there are some men, 60-year-old men, who apparently cannot resist. and one of those men is the mayor of new york. bill deblasio got the holiday off to an early start by boldly going where no politician belongs. >> now i'm switching to another important topic, halloween is almost here. and it's time to choose your costume. i've chosen mine. this is my homage to captain kirk. >> jimmy: yeah. only problem is he's dressed as mr. spock. [ laughter ] the blue shirt was spock, captain k

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dan: first, a look at what's coming up on jimmy kimmel live. jimmy: thanks. we got hanks in our spanks tonight. >> you do a lot of morning zoo radio. >> i was on two morning zoos. >> big boy and slammy! look what we got in here. >> you won't believe what easy things people are doing to save money. plus, travel with ginger to the most exotic dream destination that is disappearing into the sea. what can be done to seave it? dan: las vegas raiders wide receiver henry ruggs iii has been arrested for dui after a deadly crash. the team announced they have released him. the crash happened early this morning in las vegas. police say ruggs rear-ended an suv causing it to burst into flames. the driver died. ruggs and a woman in his car were both hurt. ruggs emerged as a real star, leading the raiders in receiving yards. the raiders released a statement offering thoughts and prayers to the victim's family. ama: developing news, republicans are having a strong showing tonight in the first major election since president biden took office. the gop has taken the governors r

dan: have a g >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- benedict cumberbatch -- kevin garnett -- and rob riggle -- and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: well, thanks. hi, everyone. thank you, thank you, thank you. i appreciate it. wow, it's very nice. welcome. thank you. hi, everybody. well, i appreciate it. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for watching and thanks for coming. it is veterans day here in the united states. the day on which we honor the men and women who served and fought in wars to defend our country so the rest of us can fight on facebook. [ laughter ] we thank them for their sacrifice. one of our writers here at the show has a brother who is stationed overseas, in germany. he's a lieutenant colonel in the army. his wife had a baby girl last week, which is exciting, congratulations to them. [ cheers and applause ] he's an american citizen on a military base. he had to report the birth of his daughter to the u.s. embassy in germany. and when he went to the website, this is what he found -- on

>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- gwyneth paltrow, kal penn, and music from hardy. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. hi, everybody. thank you, thank you, thank you. that's great. i appreciate that, thanks. welcome, hi. thank you very much. thank you, guillermo. hi, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. [ cheers and applause ] thanks for watching at home. wow, quite a difference, right? tell you what. we have almost a whole audience. we have been bumped up from 50 to 75% capacity. [ cheers and applause ] that's you guys. i've been told that all 125 members of our studio audience are tested, vaccinated and sexually aroused. is that the case? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i appreciate it. i love that you had an extra hour of sleep last night, theoretically. did you get an extra hour? >> guillermo: yeah, everybody did. >> jimmy: you did? i didn't, not me. [ laughter ] i did not enjoy an extra hour of sleep because i have a 4-year-old maniac living at my house who love

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>> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: his album is called "pelago." here with the song "chasing after you," ryan hurd and maren morris! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ you come over when your wine's all gone always catch me when i'm not that strong ♪ ♪ then you wind up staying all night long ain't nothin' new ♪ ♪ then i wake up with you on my chest you got a way of making me forget ♪ ♪ girl with you the answer's always yes every time you call ♪ ♪ but i know yeah i know it's a matter of time ♪ ♪ 'till you walk 'till you walk back out of my life ♪ ♪ leave me standing here lonely feeling like a fool ♪ ♪ every time every time you say we're done ♪ ♪ you come back to the love you were running from ♪ ♪ don't know why don't know why i let you but i do ♪ ♪ guess i love chasing after you ♪ ♪ listen wish i could quit you but it feels too good ♪ ♪ if i could turn it off you know i would ♪ ♪ but somethin' 'bout you makes me think we could make it af

. >> i just want jimmy kimmel to explain how he's more unlikable than kamala harris. he's a white man and get these super unlikable. i don't find kamala harris that unlikable, she's got some annoying traits, but once you spend time with somebody, there was traits come out, we got to know her a little better but i wouldn't say unlikable, i just don't find her effective at her job which is a separate matter so i wouldn't say sexism or racism from others plenty of unlikable white men, jimmy kimmel is high on that list. kennedy: jimmy has been knowledgeable for a long time, that's how he got his broadcasting but saying kamala harris quarterback, that's not quite true. you can have two games happen simultaneously. you have to when you are running the country, you have so many problems happening, so many games happening at the same time and cast vice president with really big jobs. i would argue her race and gender are the only redeemable interesting things about her. >> kennedy, i think we have a long history of women and politicians of color judged by very different harsh

"jimmy kimmel live," tonight on abc. ♪ you got your hands up you're rocking in my truck you got the radio on you're singing every song ♪ ♪ i'm set on cruise control i'm slowly losing hold of everything i got ♪ ♪ you're looking so damn hot and i don't know what road we're on ♪ >> a bay area educator killed at what some say is a dangerous intersection. >> more mixed messaging about the booster sh >> a san francisco public school educator hit and killed by a car. what witnesses and family say about the intersection. >> palo alto left with no black police officers. residents weighing in. >> macy's christmas lights on in union square. looking in the shadows, a number of closed businesses. details in my story. >> a stretch of sunny days ahead, temperatures coming up. abc 7 news at 11:00 starts now. >> b a better bay area, moving forward, finding solutions. this is abc 7 news. >> a beloved san francisco educator dead after being hit by a car in front of the school where he taught. parents and residents have been sounding the alarm's about that intersection. could evening, i'm dan ashle

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and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi. thank you, thank you. hi, everybody. hi. welcome. mu muchos gracias. very nice. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for all the clapping. by the way, thank you for joining us on national unfriend day. national unfriend day, or "nud" for short is an occasion that i concocted 11 years ago. it is a day on which i urge american

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have a good -- right now on jimmy >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- jamie dornan. jessica williams. and music from dustin lynch featuring mckenzie porter. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. very nice. welcome. thank you, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for staying up late to watch us. thanks to all of you for traveling far and wide to join us here in disgusting hollywood, california. [ laughter ] home of the dirtiest spider-men in the world! [ laughter ] th

and now -- jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, thank you. hi, everyone. thanks. gentlemen. guillermo. hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thank you for joining us on a night when things are literally looking up. if you are watching this show on tv right now, you might be missing a once-in-a-lifetime event. the lengthiest partial lunar eclipse in almost 600 years

right >> dicky: from hollywood, it's “jimmy kimmel live”! tonight -- tom hanks, and june diane raphael. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thanks. thank you guys for coming. that's very nice, thank you. i appreciate that. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thanks for watching. thanks for coming. please, relax, we have a lot to get to tonight. it's election day. a guy cried about his jacket on "the bachelorette." we have a lot of important news today. [ laughter ] we'll get to all of it. but first i want to take a moment to share something that has me a little bit disturbed and certainly puzzled.

right now on jimmy kimmel, dwayn right now on jimmy kimmel, dwayn ♪ >> hey, bay area! it's time to share some amazing stories and feel good. we could all use some inspiration right now, and you've come to the right place. this show is all about good food, good people, and good living. ♪ on today's show, celebrating diwali, festival of lights. >> lots of memories, friends, families, and definitely, the good food. >> foodies unite at outside lands. >> you get different cultures, different styles, different everything. >> but first, an interactive experience that will delight all of your senses. ♪ >> art has a wonderful power of healing. ♪ i would consider art as the highest form of human expression. you can relate with the art in so many ways, verbal and non-verbal ways, and then feel a sense of peace and come to healing. and i think this nation, our society, needs a lot of healing. last year, we had pandemic -- really disrupted so many people's life. and the crisis of our society -- the racist legacy of this nation that we need to reckon with. so i think art could