>> greg: never mind. we have to move on. >> something that you said monday. >> greg: yes. >> about legalizing the trade? >> right. >> roll that tape. >> greg: you should be able to sell your liver if you die once the transaction is complete. if organ sales were legal, we could help more people on the kidney transplant list by offering financial incentives for donors. we could replace knock-offs from the dollar store. >> okay. that was frightening that you slade that out loud. greg, in a 2013 swedish study found that sell their kidneys do worse than those that donate. many have psychological problems. >> greg: that's the correlation. correlation not causation because maybe they already had those problems and were not healthy. had an unhealthy lifestyle. >> and black market. the black market. >> okay. settle down. don't make me grab my axe and come down there. all right. terry. >> what? >> you said something earlier about the way you and greg used to greet yourselves. you mentioned nudity and jazz hands. >>

>> greg: never mind. we have to move on. >> something that you said monday. >> greg: yes. >> about legalizing the trade? >> right. >> roll that tape. >> greg: you should be able to sell your liver if you die once the transaction is complete. if organ sales were legal, we could help more people on the kidney transplant list by offering financial incentives for donors. we could replace knock-offs from the dollar store. >> okay. that was frightening that you slade that out loud. greg, in a 2013 swedish study found that sell their kidneys do worse than those that donate. many have psychological problems. >> greg: that's the correlation. correlation not causation because maybe they already had those problems and were not healthy. had an unhealthy lifestyle. >> and black market. the black market. >> okay. settle down. don't make me grab my axe and come down there. all right. terry. >> what? >> you said something earlier about the way you and greg used to greet yourselves. you mentioned nudity and jazz hands. >>

>> greg: exactly. are they doing that because underneath all of this they realize that their product is harmful to people's health so the woke politics, is that their buffer zone to keep people from saying hey, you're making everybody fat? >> it's simpler than that. they're making a commercial for like gullible woke young liberals to get them interested in ice cream and instead of vegan whatever. that we have the right politics, we have the right views, buy our products. >> greg: you know, loftus, i'm glad you're refusing to get dressed up for the show. >> i got to dig in. i have to. >> greg: by the seventh appearance, you'll be shirtless be daisy dukes. stained tobacco chew. >> i'm going to have overalls, a nipple out. when you're so lazy with overalls that you can't do both of them. >> greg: they're terrible. stay seated. here's the thing. i'm going to say this. even though i find it idiot tick, ben and jerry's is and amazing product for one reason. when you get a tub of ben and jerry's, every kind o

greg gutfeld takes it all from here. >> greg: someone just dipping their toe in the water, what would be the first thing can you say? this is how you can help climate change? >> the big focus right now is us american taxpayers give money to the fossil fuel industry. that's like death a guy that beats you up, but you keep going out with him and giving him what he wants. >> greg: oh, jane. if fossil fuel is our enemy, you would give it aid and comfort. >> [cheers and applause]. >> ♪ ♪ >> greg: only in the media is the system working not proof that the system is working. >> it's a culture wake up call. i am not happy. i am not pleased. i don't have any senses of satisfaction. this is the justice system saying this is one bad apple. >> greg: justice served is no justice at all. the "new york times" called the chauvin verdict a very rare conviction. it's just a one off event. because the george floyd case won't apply to future police killings. maybe it's rare because the incident like these are rare. police involved deaths are very rare events. why is the media focussing on isolated ev

. >> greg: kat? >> probably the guy who decorated my hallway, and probably the worst thing when he said he didn't see me as a girl. highs and lows, i would probably have to say when it was over, my favorite. he did. >> greg: super cheesy, my last football game. i wish every kid could play a team sport. like we won three football games in four years of playing. when you're bad at something and you're still putting your heart and soul into it there are other victories and lessons to be learned. nobody gave us a trophy and said, you're okay, no, they said, you suck, get better. >> greg: i don't know, i disagree with that i think all team sports are bad because basically think about football especially. why is there a second string and why is there a third string? so the first string can practice goodness you all week. i know that because i was third string. great, i'm on a team. i'm on a team. no, you're only there because there are better people who need to run over you. last word, sonnie. >> my best m

. >> greg: that show was know real. just the dragons of course. >> [laughing]. >> [cheers and applause]. >> greg: another day another idiot on cnn. shootings? access to weapons? your kids start getting killed. white people's kids start getting killed. smoking that which is legal in your state. the cop kills him. why did you run? he had a baseball game. a white kid. that big house over there. those start piling up. what is going on with these police? oh! maybe we should not have police? that kind of mania, that kind of madness, that will be you. that will be the majority because it's your people. >> greg: he does an amazing white person voice. >> [laughing]. >> greg: it sounded like he was not the privileged wealthy brother of a governor. he cares more about his black victims than his lily-white audience. he mox them. -- mocks them. his solution to police brutality, more police brutality. he suggest white kids need to be killed by cops maybe he will cover it. right now he would ignore that because it doesn't fit the narr

>> greg: exactly. are they doing that because underneath all of this they realize that their product is harmful to people's health so the woke politics, is that their buffer zone to keep people from saying hey, you're making everybody fat? >> it's simpler than that. they're making a commercial for like gullible woke young liberals to get them interested in ice cream and instead of vegan whatever. that we have the right politics, we have the right views, buy our products. >> greg: you know, loftus, i'm glad you're refusing to get dressed up for the show. >> i got to dig in. i have to. >> greg: by the seventh appearance, you'll be shirtless be daisy dukes. stained tobacco chew. >> i'm going to have overalls, a nipple out. when you're so lazy with overalls that you can't do both of them. >> greg: they're terrible. stay seated. here's the thing. i'm going to say this. even though i find it idiot tick, ben and jerry's is and amazing product for one reason. when you get a tub of ben and jerry's, every kind o

i'm greg gutfeld. i love you, america. ♪ ♪ >> shannon: welcome to "fox news @ night" in washington, i am kristin fisher in for shannon bream. president biden is touting new mask guidance from the cdc that allows vaccinated americans to go outside without the mask but questions linger over mixed messaging. the president shows up to announce these morel asked rules while wearing a mask outside. our panelist danny by. breaking

>> [cheers and applause]. >> greg: dr. drew, thanks for helping with my medical problem in the greenroom. that's why i have him. >> i have psychiatristic advice after. >> greg: i will look into what you told me about. i never thought naked pilates was sprnt. you -- important. what is your prescription for america? what could you do for america? >> there is a very strange phenomenon happening in the last couple of months. i wrote about this, the narcissistic turn. we moved to histrionics. everybody is hyper-emotional and a panic stricken event. the way you deal with this is grounding them in reality and containing them. people have to get grounded. they have -- you don't gratify it. >> greg: bury them? >> that's why i was in the basement for so long. >> [laughing]. >> you can't continue to escalate it. you have to contain. it we have to get back to reality. >> greg: i don't think that's possible given the social media. it survives on hysteria. people have legitimate concerns about crime and about police brutality, but they

. >> greg: kat? >> probably the guy who decorated my hallway, and probably the worst thing when he said he didn't see me as a girl. highs and lows, i would probably have to say when it was over, my favorite. he did. >> greg: super cheesy, my last football game. i wish every kid could play a team sport. like we won three football games in four years of playing. when you're bad at something and you're still putting your heart and soul into it there are other victories and lessons to be learned. nobody gave us a trophy and said, you're okay, no, they said, you suck, get better. >> greg: i don't know, i disagree with that i think all team sports are bad because basically think about football especially. why is there a second string and why is there a third string? so the first string can practice goodness you all week. i know that because i was third string. great, i'm on a team. i'm on a team. no, you're only there because there are better people who need to run over you. last word, sonnie. >> my best m

greg. >> [laughing]. >> greg, it's not looking good for you right now. >> greg: you an oddity as a co median because you are religious. >> i am and i don't judge other people for it. i find it troubling that people don't believe in god so much as they believe in polls. >> [laughing]. >> some had wisconsin up by 19. i read through this. it said that latinos were 37% likely to belong to a church. that seemed low to me. maybe they are right. i have my own questions about this research that are not related to the man up stairs. >> greg: you don't like to judge but that's part of the fun of being in a religion. judging the crap out of people. i am not religious but i believe religion is a beneficial part of the society and we have done nothing to the people that destroy it to replace it which is why we have an alienated population spending time going after people because they feel that's the only way to get value in their lives. that's the end of the show. forever! >> isn't that the problem? >> yes. >> you can't replace it with something else. as long as man has been on earth we tried to r

>> greg: yeah. >> best case scenario. >> you're a marxist when you don't have it. when you have it, you're a capitalist. >> there's no such thing as a successful marxist. once you are, you're everything you hate and you're a hypocrite. >> greg: it happens to everybody that gets rich and then they're buying real estate. emily, you think people that gave money to the black lives matter movement might be pissed if they saw this. >> no. they should give her money for airplane to go in the hanger. to kat's point, there's nobody in the media to call you out. two things going on here. first of all, they don't believe what they're preaching or they completely don't understand it and neither possibility is great from their perspective. i would watch her show on hgtv. >> greg: really? i think so, too. like a marxist real estate show. it would be -- what are the names of those shows? i don't watch i don't know. >> i don't know. >> greg: tear this house down and replace it -- >> everybody has the same house. >>

chauvin you know, greg. >> greg: i'm taking yours, larry. [laughter] >> lawrence: i think we are missing the point of the masking. i cannot get over them lying to us for the period of time. no one wants to talk about it. they literally told us that they didn't work so that they could hoard the supply. and they wonder why we don't trust government. when you give this amount of power to them, they still lie to you in the middle of a health crisis. everybody was going against it. let's be clear. they told us not to because they didn't work. also people can hoard them. there's been no accountability in that matter. you told us they didn't work so i won't use them. >> greg: kat, you are way ahead of the game because you belonged to that after-hours club where wearing masks is just part of the deal. >> kat: absolutely. i can't wear those masks to work. >> katie: they cover her whole face. >> greg: exactly. >> kat: you would never know it was me. i am vaccinated. i'm getting tested twice a week and i am still wearing mask outside because i do not w

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ankh >> greg: former nfl player. he knows where the bodies are buried because he put them there am former cia operative mike baker. and pat kemp. that was a hell of a scream. i want to hear more of that. jack. i have a feeling you used to do cnn a lot. you are probably not allowed on there anymore. >> they kicked me off and i am here with you. >> greg: why were you kicked off? >> don didn't like me calling president trump the first black president. i said it because what he did for my people was unlike what we are seeing today. i think the world is understanding why i made that statement. >> [applauding]. >> greg: that took balls to say. why do you think the media is downplaying this dramatic rise in crime when it's hurting minorities communities the most? >> they have no choice. when you look at the cities you have to look deeper. they don't want to solve the issues taking place in inner cities. you have to admit the fact you have a spike in places like central baltimore. you have a 200% increase. can you imagine be

greg? >> greg: all right. we haven't done this in a while. ♪ animals are great ♪ animals are great >> greg: sometimes i'm watching the news and like i can't handle reporters who just keep repeating things over and over and over again and sometimes i wish the dog would run up and take the microphone like this happened in moscow. look at that that is what is called -- look at the woman -- look at her. [laughter] >> she has the greatest face. absolutely amazing. do you know what's funny about this? look at that. she is the weather girl, that is a -- that's a golden retriever or jesse likes to refer to them asacollys. but, apparently no one was hurt and there are just dogs all over the place in moscow, apparently. that's all i have got. watch my show. >> katie: very cute. >> juan: is he a friendly one. all right. we are going to watch that show. all right. take me out to the ballgame, even in the snow, folk he is. take a look at the snow storm that greeted the detroit tigers and the cleveland baseball team as

no worries. >> greg: yes. i had a discussion with somebody i'm not going to name who said, well, why are you so worried and i'm looking you've never done anything dangerous in your life. it's so easy -- by the way new york times, he's writing to the new york times, what did they do to that editor who let tom cotton write an article i think he got fired or lost his job. >> he got fired. >> people who end up causing people to get fired don't really want anybody to get fired i'm like why am i always reading tweets that say fire this person and then tagging their employer. and then he also said fox news like needs to stop, like end fox news. okay, well, then what happens to my job? you want to cancel me and you don't even know me. >> when he does know you then he'll legitimately have a beef. but the thing is i always say, whenever somebody comes for a friend or even not a friend, you have to share the risk. at some point you have to be out there and go like, you know, unless the person does something really, reall

>> greg: you have a superpower. you can lift me up with one hand and toss me into a river at any time. >> a superpower is just like paying attention and doing good in the gym. like i can't fly. i don't have x-ray vision. okay, every time you do this, you bring in these experts from the u.k. or europe -- there are theories 150 friends. for real? name ten. anybody in this room spin-off ten friends, i'm going to call you a liar. nobody has 150 friends. they're not your real friends. french up a small, you run tight groups, family, friends -- no. your family members usually drive you crazy. might of course abandon me. you have some eggs, you go, you are on your own, good luck. this is apsley ridiculous. holler at me. >> greg: get stuck wearing a mask. it dies. eric, i have to ask you, because -- did you or of friendships change once he dad became president? >> it's amazing, the people that you would've thought were there for you the most were actually sometimes the first to bail. and people you never saw it coming from

it's not nice, greg. >> greg: i am bullying you? >> juan: what you have is a situation in georgia were not one black legislator was consulted on this new law. you have a new law that has an all white republican group taking control of state elections from the secretary of state and from local election boards. and limiting mobile voting and limiting access in terms of community outreach and more, you talk about voter i.d., this is a small part and believe me, ceos aren't dumb. they know what is going on, they don't want the repeat of januare democracy of this country undermined and the economic base -- >> greg: you are saying what you said yesterday. >> juan: because i want you to hear it. >> greg: i did, it was absurd. we know that it is about what happened with billions of dollars. let's go to katie. >> juan: can you hold on? the country is destabilized by politics coming from far direction, one way or the other and they are not trying to play politics, they are trying to save this country. >> greg: katie, juan claims this is all a

greg, what you got going on tonight? >> greg: well, i'm going to a wedding. no, actually my new show starts tonight at 11 o'clock p.m. which is why i'm wearing this suit because my wife is adamant about me upping my wardrobe. it's really really important as can you tell i have to do something about this. it's going to be very. surprise guests including somebody who might be at this table and we are going to have a live studio audience which is going to be very interesting, a much smaller, a much smaller group. i have no idea what that is going to sound like but i'm hoping that they laugh a lot. and if they don't, they will all die. no, i will -- but any way, wish me luck. tune, in it's after laura, it's going to be great. >> dana: best of luck of you it's going to be great. >> lawrence: congratulations, greg. >> katie: congratulations, awesome. >> dana: sale on 5% off at the fox store. hats, animals are great. >> greg: i wear one. deign day go shop foxnews.com fox spring. check these out nursing nypd department of home they gave out vaccines on easter and mad

greg: why? >> science fiction, every single piece, do these people not watch anything in the future? they are going to put guns on the back one of those things. >> then i'm done with it. [laughter] greg: i don't think there has been are single movie that's ben right. i watched soil and green about two months ago and it 119. [laughter] i think jam was $300. >> skateboards. >> how much does damn cost? greg: $80. the jam i have is $80, not the kind i eat. [laughter] [applause] greg: that wasn't black enough. [cheering and applauding] the next draft more like shaft. chief diversity officer said the lead character in the great bbc drama luther played by black actor, not as she put it black enough to be real because he doesn't have any black friends, doesn't eat caribbean foods. [laughter] on him "in recognition by the naacp but the officer ran beside the character didn't feel authentic. the writer, a white guy named we'll cross that it would have been tremendous arrogance to write a book character an

greg, in or out? >> greg: we don't need to bring anything back. why not make something new around functional? not -- okay. let's bring back -- let's combine the human dna with animal dna to create adorable servants? that's what i'd do. >> geraldo, it occurred to me is put money into researching animal to human virus transmissions. that's a smart way to spend some bucks these days. >> geraldo: speaking seriously. i don't this that happened if you talked to him about covid-19. it was a leak from the lab. i think that elon musk is suggesting that he's going to make robots or do whatever he says he's going to do. he's one of those generational geniuses. thomas edison, ben franklin. if elon musk said in the foreseeable future he's going to have a robot skipping through hoops and speaking spanish and translating to polish, i'd say that he's going to go for it. >> katie what do you think? >> katie: i don't know why humans are building and making things that want to destroy us. also, if they're going to through a ball at it, bring back the dinosaurs that

[laughter] >> greg: mlb! >> i guess if you have initials, you're in bad shape, you're not committed to the truth. it is a real problem -- i studied, i don't know if you know this. my field of study was the soviet union and communism, i learned russian come i want to communist countries a lot. i learned russian not in order to say i would like a sandwich but in order to read the soviet communist newspaper which i read almost daily in graduate school. i could almost cry. i love the humor of this show and i love laughing with you but this is a very serious comment and a sad one. i never believed that i would think that we had pravda in america. this is a shock to me. having read pravda all those years, there's no difference between "the new york times," relationship to the democratic party and pravda's relationship to the communist party. they say what the party wants to further its ends and truth is irrelevant. this is the state of american mainstream media, cnn is only one example. >> greg: way to bring us dow

>> greg: yes. how do we win this argument that seems to be -- 0 the republicans and conservatives have not shown up to fight this. >> at the american conservative union, we defend voters and their voices. i thought this was about passing election law. in georgia, all they did is reinstate the idea you have to have an i.d. you vote one time in one state. that's all we want. everybody should vote. they want to use this idea of racism to push through the progressive policies. all of these people electing the governors, kristi noem was pressured not to sign the bill supporting girls sports. hutchison was pressured also. this is happening everywhere. it's not just act election reform. it's about every piece of this agenda. half of this country has had enough. >> greg: it's amazing. if you work in a company, all you get are e-mails telling you -- should shut up. >> never check your e-mail. >> greg: up next, my favorite story. cooking tips from a cat food company. [applause] (vo) ideas exist inside you, e

greg, what do you say? >> greg: you want real change? this is it. i i have been pushing caitlin forever. i think i wanted trump to pick her as his v.p. there are so many talents that indicate lynn jenner has-caitlye has a tremendous sense of humor. she doesn't take herself seriously. she san athlete. athletes have no patience for victim molg and she watches this show. she watches my show. i have been d.m.ing her. she has promised to committee show. i have been d.m.ing her all this morning and she hasn't gotten back to me. she has to do my show. and i will even, you know, i'm excited. i am -- this is the best news. the best news. >> dagen: was that sucking up sufficient? >> greg: i can suck up some more, trust me. there is 20 minutes left. can i suck up a hell of a lot. >> dagen: jesse, you are a suck-up, caitlyn jenner? >> jesse: i want to see the d.m.s between greg and caitlyn. listen, she is a republican and pull some reverse identity politics jujitsu on gavin newsom because any attack on caitlyn that is an attack on a transgender person. she has

>> greg: s. it makes no sense to me whatsoever that i gave up trying to figure it out long ago. >> will: kennedy come i would think it makes no sense to the voters as well $2.1 billion fund and the amount to undocumented immigrants is more than relief to small businesses received to the covid pandemic. >> kennedy: yes, the people most concerned about it on the hook for it in terms of the high wage earners who are going to get clobbered in texas because new york had some of the very highest income taxes in the country, they are going bye and they can see new york and rearview mirror and head to florida. these are the most ridiculous programs. when people all around them, kids that haven't been in school, half of the businesses that will be permanently shut and especially minority owned businesses. you look at this, my question is why stop there? why is $15,000, how about $50,000 or $150,000 and a bentley? if you really care about people, stop holding back. >> greg: juan i want to ask you an honest

>> greg: i think. so my solution though is to find sports and enjoy sports that are immune to politics like ice yachting, if you have never participated in ice yachting, it's a slow burn. you will get into it but there is no politics whatsoever because you are freezing your ass off. all right. so here's the issue. harold, i agree with you that there is a place for it but the most absurd sports story of last year all you will remember about it was how ugly it was. it was about race, it was about a noose found in a garage at a racetrack. and it for a week it just went on and on and on. and we were covering this story. we all knew that this was all a mistake. it was a handle for a garage. but because our culture is now immersed and obsessed with race, it's a different time that it is now seeping into every crevice and corner of you are lives so even a racetrack where a guy -- an african-american driver shows up and one of his friends says hey, there is a noose that is a direct result of us becoming having

up next, the premier of the brand-new show, greg gutfeld takes it all from here. >> greg: i spent more time on my hands and knees picking through rugs, smoking anything that even remotely resembled crack cocaine. i probably smoked more parmesan cheese than anyone that you know i'm sure. >> wow! that's exactly how i got fired from pizza hut. [laughter] [cheers] [applause] >> greg: here we are again. a brand-new show and a brand-new greg. i'm as giddy as kamala harris explaining kids in ages. if you've been watching the gt show on saturdays, welcome. if you love the five and felt the knee a need for more gg that's awesome. if you ended up here because you thought your tv was the microwave oven, it's good to see you, mr. president. your pizza will be warm in two minutes. hunter, he brought the extra cheese. you all made a great choice for proof over at msnbc, let's see what brian williams is up to right now. >> good evening. i'm brian williams. and i am on mars. yes, i jumped on a chopper and now i'm on mars. i've been here for a year now. i built a castle here made of mastodon carcasses

greg: i don't know. you could write about it. "the new york times," it's not national review. it's "the new york times." what's happening? >> ryan: everybody knows this happened and what also seems clear is that many people were involved, more than just him, more than a rogue aid. it's not at all impossible to think that he knew little or nothing and he had a bunch of people running around trying to do what they thought he wanted to do. no matter how you look at it, this is the kind of thing you really shouldn't survive. you really should resign at a time like this. i remember i spent two years as a policy advisor to mike pence when he was governor of indiana and the first thing he said, the first day he said to everybody, it's not the enemies who gave you trouble and politics. it's your friends. outside interests will come to you. the people around you who think that you will look the other way while they do something. the fact that multiple people have been involved. you never get away with this stuff.

. >> greg: yeah. >> jessie: it was a great show. >> greg: it certainly was. let's do this interesting thing. gregg's optical illusion. now, i've been watching this tape over, and over, and over again and i do not know what is going on. but i keep watching it. first i thought it was the medications but then i realized it just keeps going through. what you think is happening? first down line in football. it's like it's just, you can walk on it, step on it. i don't get it. anyway, i figured we could look at this for a few minutes and then talk about it afterwards over drinks. >> we might need some drinks. [laughter] there you go. all right, i can't figure it out either. dana. >> dana: have a good friend, jennifer williams. she started the daily briefing with me. for the past 18 months, she has been raising this puppy that we named. they gave me a chance to name him. he has now graduated. that was him as a little puppy. but now he is a big boy and he graduated yesterday. he is off to go and help somebody. this is a canine companions for independence. they do amaz

it was greg faull's caretaker. greg, he said, was dead. >> we thought heart attack. >> i was thinking heart attack. i'm thinking he could've slipped and fell on a tile. >> but no. when the mccann's another expats got to greg's house, it was clear -- this was no slip and fall. >> his body was there, motionless. >> there was blood all over the floor. >> there was blood everywhere. >> police soon determined that greg faull had been killed as a single gunshot to the back of the head, execution style. there was one oddly horrifying detail -- the position of greg faull's t-shirt. >> it was pulled over like a hockey move, or something, you pull the center up over your head like that. it was all the way behind his neck. the center was pulled over. >> as he stood there, looking at his friends corpse, said shane, he was struck by the fact in spite of the obvious violence, there seems to be no sign of a robbery, or even any struggle anywhere in the house. >> just found it very odd somewhat could subdue somebody like greg, a g

greg, the demonization of all police officers has the effect of defunding. greg? >> dana: that's a great question, dagen. >> dagen: you take it, dana. >> dana: deign i hadn't thought of it that way in terms of it being part of the defunding or the effect of it is defunding. that's a very interesting thing and i want to think it over, dagen. i appreciate that point of view. one thing i would tell you anecdotally is that yesterday i did this book signing in man apartment scan new jersey several people came through the line were either law enforcement or retired law enforcement and they were visibly upset. they wanted to say thank you to fox news for our coverage of the issue they thought it was fair and also that we are at least defending police. i was really taken by their emotion. and how much it is weighing on them and a lot of these people are also retired so i can't imagine what it is like for the people on the front lines in addition, dagen, the other problem is recruitment is way down. so you don't each have a pipeline. >> dagen: right, career, jesse career p

greg, you are up. he >> greg: all right, it's time for -- greg's how many nuts. let's roll the tape briefly. oh, they have to see -- roll it. do you guys remember how to do this? how many nuts? >> juan: 21. >> jesse: 17. >> dana: 14. >> dagen: just one. the squirrel. >> greg: keep going, play the tape. >> jesse: oh, god. >> dana: ouch. >> greg: s, seven, but actually it's going to be eight knots, because jesse watters is going to be on "gutfeld" tonight at 11:00 p.m. >> jesse: that's right, i will be on your show, larry kudlow and jesse watters have both done your show, moving on up. >> juan: i'm telling you, dana, you are up. >> dana: tomorrow will be 83 degrees in new york, so the dioxins gave me an idea of what we ought to do tomorrow, take them out and they are out there cruising in the lagoon or whatever it is out there. that's all i got. just some dogs having some fun. >> juan: i like the glasses. those are very cool. dagen, you are out. >> dagen: i have a minute and 45 seconds to kill. >> dana: you deserve it, you can do three of your "one more thing." >>

greg, go ahead. >> let's do this greg celebrity sighting. i rent my apartment out a lot it's new york you already showed it. you just killed the punch line. anyway, there is a dog reading the newspaper, isn't that cute? very nice. i was going to say keith olbermann but you can't do the joke now. >> jesse: he does look like keith olbermann. that is pretty good. >> martha: i love that posture. >> jesse: juan, go ahead. >> juan: all right. so make a wish day is next week, jesse. but already a 6-year-old with cancer from stockton is getting his wish. >> i just watch my mailman go by my house oh i want to be a mailman one at a. >> juan: that's mateo watching delivery drivers come up to his house the last year made him a big fan of essential workers. now the make-a-wish foundation of u.p.s. of northern california have granted his wish. u.p.s. gave him a whole uniform, a toy u.p.s. truck and a special package carrier so mateo can take packages from the truck to the door by making his wish come true u.p.s. is living up to the old slogan what brown c

. >> greg: that is true. let's do this: greg's cockatoo news. we don't do a lot of congress too news here when we do we are damn serious about it. no one is going to beat us on the cockatoo scoop. hundreds of congress toos have filled the skies up on the australian town in scenes reminiscent of the hitchcock classic the birds. do you remember that movie? what a film i love that lady. what's her name? the species cockatoo. pretty destructive behavior. they found out later they were so excited about the gutfeld on tonight at 11:00 p.m. because i will have brian kilmeade on and he's going to tell us what went on in the bathroom. ari fleischer and also kennedy, kennedy is in because she is in for kat who is getting married tomorrow. so there you go. >> jesse: oh. >> greg: congratulations kat timpf. >> katie: greg, can you go cockatoo hunting with your shotgun? that's not a lot of birds. >> greg: you don't have to aim. you point it up in the air. >> katie: it was so loud, too. >> jesse: i want to know what kilmeade was doing in the bathroom. [laughte

greg greg who has a really long neck? >> dana: i know someone but i won't say it. >> jesse: just don't do it. "special report" is up next with bret. >> bret: way to stick your neck out on that one, harold. thank you, thanks, jesse. ♪ >> the battle is now joined on many fronts, we will not waiver. we will not tire, we will not falter. and we will not fail. peace and freedom will prevail. >> we already have service members doing their duty in afghanistan today whose parents served in the same war. we have service members who are not yet born when our natn

. >> greg: she gave her pages to kids in cages. kamala harris hasn't visited the border but her book has. 2019 children's book super heroes are everywhere are included in the welcome bag for unaccompanied migrant kids in a california shelter. you can't give them dr. seuss anymore. talk about not reading the room. why not include a guide to star dining? >> [laughing]. >> greg: or 10 tips for managing your real estate empire. the book is for kids ages 3 to 7 who are too young to request anything better. and your not understanding english might work for you. super heroes show up in time. why are the kids getting this book? fox asked the white house. they were not aware of it. they only wake joe biden up for the important decision. nor was president biden aware of anyone named kamala harris. did a local volunteer buy the books? if so vice-president is making money. is she, jen psaki? >> i would have to check with the health and human services team. i hear it's a good book. >> greg: what a weird way to get back on the best seller list.

especially greg. there were some at that funeral who still wondered if he had a role in sandi's death. >> how were you received at sandi's funeral? were some people angry you were there? >> i think there were some people that still didn't like -- didn't like me. you know, family members that didn't like me. the people that were behind me in the beginning, those are the ones that i stayed with, you know, and hung out with. i don't have time for those people that were against me. >> among the mourners at sandi's service that day were detectives from the cold case squad, the discovery of her bones had jump started their investigation, and cops were taking a cold hard look at everything, and everyone all over again. the coroner did an autopsy. investigators hoped they'd find something that would point them in the direction of sandi's killer or at least tell them how she died, but no luck. >> there was so much decomposition, and so little left that there was absolutely no way to tell what killed her. we co

a >> greg: why not do this? ♪♪ animals are great ♪ ♪ animals are great ♪ ♪ animals are great ♪♪ animals are just like us, meaning even when they are out in public, they don't mind scratching an itch like this fella here. look at him. oh, yeah. i believe that's what you call a kangaroo and is getting right under there. it has to feel good, you know that that is feeling really good. yeah! i could watch that all day. and you know what, i will. >> dana: i think you probably did. some material for tonight with the exclamation point. all right, jesse. >> jesse: no more baby pictures for jesse jr., already getting a big head and i mean literally, his head circumference is measuring at a very high percentile. so we don't want that. we will talk about the independence fun. i'm very supportive of the organization that does a lot of work for veterans who have suffered catastrophic injuries. they have now given away track chair number 2,500. now jordan maynard received a track chair. he is a retired marine s