jesse: okay. >> look at that. jesse: okay. >> now we'll take the tape off. jesse: i'm good. okay. i see you snuggling up with wally. dose have a blanket and you watch netflix together? >> no, but we do watch tv together. and we snuggle up. >> do you still rock the collar? jesse: it's not popped right now. look at this! there it is. there it is. all right. i will leave you guys with that. i will see you next week. up next, last call. love you too. jesse: i started my career with a microphone in my hand talking to people on the streets about things that matter. and i met interesting penal along the way. what territory did america buy from france. >> paris with benjamin franklin. jesse: you are on to something with that. [♪♪♪]] [♪♪♪] jesse: it's b jesse: it's been an absolute blast interviewing people on the streets. let's look back at some of my breast street interviews. whats. did the declaration of independence do? >> um ... i have no idea, that's awful. jesse: what country did we declare our independence from? >> virginia. jesse: what territory did america buy from fr

jesse: welcome to "watters' world." i'm jesse watters. the end of an era. monday fox announced i am going to be hosting the 7:00 p.m. hour called jesse watters primetime. i will til be co-hosting the five, greg couldn't live without me. but "watters' world" is leaving saturday night. the new show will be announced in the near future. but tonight this show will be the very last "watters' world." if you watched from the beginning as we transitions from the factor to the studio. you know how much the show has grown and as how much i have gone as a host than as a person. i'm not saying i put on weight which i did for a while. what i'm saying is my world has gotten a whole lot bigger. i spoke about this in my book how i saved the world which was number one. but i really saved myself and by doing so made the world around me a better place. i formed an unbreakable connection with you the viewer. when i did my book signings i promised people they could touch me. just not the hair. you and i will always know and love each other. we are pay the brought. and we protec

who jesse watters is. >> no. >> i'm watters. >> you are jesse watters? >> yeah. [laughter] >> jesse: "jesse watters primetime" drops monday at 7:00. >> that's amazing. i love 7:00. >> i'm pumped up. i'm all good and ready. >> jesse watters he is the man right here. >> oh, god, dude, every time i [bleep] see you it just hurts my brain. [laughter] the fact that you exist. >> it's a gam goodsed thing he doesn't know how much i hate his guts. >> what do you watch at 7:00 right now? >> bat woman. >> i'm not going to be wearing any leather. >> that's the point. >> reality shows. >> news. >> jesse: well, you are in luck. that's what i do. >> okay. >> jesse: what kind of news do you watch? >> cnn. >> jesse: fake news? >> cnn is fake news. don't talk to me. >> on "jesse watters primetime" what news topics do you want to see me cover? >> anything that's real. >> real news of the week. >> immigration. >> world peace, man. >> jesse: what topics in the news would you like to see me cover. >> odor in the air. people don't like that. >> you smell this? what is that? wh

jesse: welcome to "watters' world." i'm jesse watters. the end of an era. monday fox announced i am going to be hosting the 7:00 p.m. hour called jesse watters primetime. i will til be co-hosting the five, greg couldn't live without me. but "watters' world" is leaving saturday night. the new show will be announced in the near future. but tonight this show will be the very last "watters' world." if you watched from the beginning as we transitions from the factor to the studio. you know how much the show has grown and as how much i have gone as a host than as a person. i'm not saying i put on weight which i did for a while. what i'm saying is my world has gotten a whole lot bigger. i spoke about this in my book how i saved the world which was number one. but i really saved myself and by doing so made the world around me a better place. i formed an unbreakable connection with you the viewer. when i did my book signings i promised people they could touch me. just not the hair. you and i will always know and love each other. we are pay the brought. and we protec

. [♪♪♪] jesse: welcome to "watters' world." i'm jesse watters. same old joe. subject of tonight's watters words. the president's first year is officially over and so is the rest of his presidency. the guy is damaged goods. 58% of americans disapprove of him and democrats want to primary him. he said he's deeply unpopular. i's old as blank. he's largely been ineffective unless we are counting judges or what baseball scorecard we are use. even bernie's campaign manager says there is no doubt biden is on the road to facing an incumbent challenger. incumbents who face primary challenges always lose the primary. his party's civil war is raging as some democrats slouch and shake their leads, we are heading too far left. remember msnbc host chris matthews, he tweeted, i tried warn we were headed too far left. even the crooked says the squad is flying a kamikaze mission. >> i think it's time for careful thinking about what wins elections and not just in deep blue districts where a democrat and a liberal oh paroles questions give democrat is going to win. i understand

jesse: welcome to "watters' world." i'm jesse watters. the end of an era. monday fox announced i am going to be hosting the 7:00 p.m. hour called jesse watters primetime. i will til be co-hosting the five, greg couldn't live without me. but "watters' world" is leaving saturday night. the new show will be announced in the near future. but tonight this show will be the very last "watters' world." if you watched from the beginning as we transitions from the factor to the studio. you know how much the show has grown and as how much i have gone as a host than as a person. i'm not saying i put on weight which i did for a while. what i'm saying is my world has gotten a whole lot bigger. i spoke about this in my book how i saved the world which was number one. but i really saved myself and by doing so made the world around me a better place. i formed an unbreakable connection with you the viewer. when i did my book signings i promised people they could touch me. just not the hair. you and i will always know and love each other. we are pay the brought. and we protec

thanks, jesse. >> jesse: love you, drive safely. >> love you, too. bye now. >> jesse: text me and i'm going to read them, next. ♪ ♪ one of my favorite supplements is qunol turmeric. turmeric helps with healthy joints and inflammation support. unlike regular turmeric supplements qunol's superior absorption helps me get the full benefits of turmeric. the brand i trust is qunol. ♪ ♪ >> jesse: your texts are coming on hot. melody says, policy can't retire, wherever she got her insider stock tips? exactly! scott, don't stop asking questions in the monkey story until we know what the f is going on. everyone's laughing, but why kill 100 primates? what are they covering up? the story is bananas, i know. john, ice cream and the dead of winter? joe biden must not have a brain to freeze. john has got jokes. richard, san diego, california, jesse, please have johnny on your show. i would like to hear his insight as to what it is like being your assistant. may be forced to put johnny on at some point. but i'm not sure if america is ready. alan lee, texas,

jesse says 40. geraldo matches jesse, because he looked at him. [laughter] >> geraldo: my way is better. >> dagen: i said 52, too high. >> bill: the answer is 39. without going over! [collective ooooooh's] >> jesse: you better have won that! >> bill: next, who would like to work with someone for one day to see how it's done customer got fan mail question and more when the "the five" new year's special returns. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ it's the eat fresh refresh™! let's meet the new all-american club™. this playmaker's coming in strong with new oven roasted turkey, black forest ham, and hickory-smoked bacon. it's good, hall of fame good. save big. order through the app. ♪ ♪ >> hello and welcome to fox news live i am jon scott. here are the top stories is outward. a new year brings more flight delays and cancellations at the nation's airports, more than 2500 flights grounded just today because of staffing shortages in a bad snowstorm in chicago. winter weather is hampering rescue and recovery efforts in colorado after wildfire destroyed nearly 1000 h

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jesse, let's do this. jesse's feeding frenzy. so l.a.'s potato chips unveiled what we are calling golden grounds. these are chips made from potatoes that were grown in the dirt from nfl stadiums. these chips were grown from the dirt from lincoln financial field in philadelphia. these are eagles chips. i think we have turf in that stadium i don't know how l.a.'s figured that one out. so i'm going to try. contend ken doesn't taste like victory, does it. >> jesse: not this week. next year it's going to taste really good. l.a.'s twitter page at l.a.'s i assume. and find out how to get the chips that were grown in the dirt in your stadium. >> emily: that was amazing. >> jesse: philadelphia soil tastes so good. not known for their soil. geraldo? >> geraldo: different kind. time for geraldo's' news with geraldo on monday here in northeast ohio as you can see behind me, we got over a foot of snow which turns my house into a winter wonderland. some say narnia. of course, i had to take the opportunity to play in the snow. make the world's most beau

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. >> jesse: i am nervous. >> carley: never. >> jesse: go for the tail. look at you get in there. >> carley: if we are going to do it, we are going to do it. >> jesse: you've done this before. it's a little smoky, and then it settles on your palette nicely. >> carley: it's great! >> jesse: it's like chicken. >> carley: i got a fight he's too. >> jesse: carly carley approves, and forthe ladies outa lot. i would in anything. >> carley: how much would it take for you to eat a claw? >> jesse: this is prime time, we can't. [laughter] the american people are tired of being disrespected. we have documented it, but we are going to lose -- remember when actress bette midler attacked west virginia, calling it poor, illiterate, and shut out? jim justice had a little message for her, a little help from baby dog. >> too many people doubted us. never believed in west virginia. baby dog -- bette midler, all the others out there mike has her heinie. [cheers and applause] [laughter] >> jesse: west virginia! >> carley: that is hilarious. also, i think there is a legitimate

>> jesse: beautiful. >> dagen: i'm 80. >> jesse: you look great. >> dagen: thank you so much. >> jesse: happy birthday, dagen. >> dagen: thank you, i appreciate it. >> jesse: time to celebrate myself. congratulations to "watters' world" we were the number one show cable news on the weekend for the year 2021. we are very proud of that. thanks for everybody watching. thanks to the staff and thanks to myself who set had a great year. we have a big show on saturday night. we have lindsey graham, kayleigh mcenany, greg's friend marianne williamson who may be primarying joe biden and raimondo arroyo whether omicron was another lab leak. >> greg: joining me on my show. brian kilmeade, kennedy, kat you, tyrus. going to be a great show. able sure to tune. in also, let's do this. yeah, you know, a lot of celebrity stuff tonight. but, we have been wondering what happened to andrew cuomo since he lost his job and where has he been? turns out he has just been rolling along, running in place, trying to get in shape, you know, it's hard for him to get across fly -- because his scaly good to see andre

." ♪ ♪ >> jesse: hello, i'm jesse watters along with greg gutfeld, gillian turner, dagen mcdowell, and harold ford jr. -- this is "the five." ♪ ♪ >> my advice to everyone out there who is frustrated, sad, angry, pissed off, have a margarita, do whatever you need to do, and then keep fighting. >> jesse: it has been a doozy of a week, after joe bombed during his one year it was conference pray white house as a new plan. the president will take a backseat on trying to pass his agenda. instead, joe is going to go on tour to try to convince americans to like him again. >> secretary psaki: it is a reflection of how he wants to send his time, and a recognition that he wants to spend more time in the country and less time behind closed doors negotiating. it is a reflection of his view, which we share -- there is nothing more valuable than the president's time. >> jesse: job may need to under some delusional confidence to his vp. after. after kamala harris summed up their first year in a less than inspiring way -- >> vice president harris: the first year of the biden/harris administration,

jesse? >> jesse: special day on "the five" one reason the judge officially joining the table after taking a week vacation. >> greg: very weird. >> jesse: when they announced her. start off a new job i wouldn't have done it but whatever she wants. also a new edition of jesse's yearbook news. all right. so we have unearthed some photos harold ford jr. star of the track team and in government club, too. >> harold: i can't believe you found these things. >> jesse: brit hume proud alumni there. graduated -- i'm not going to say year. people don't look that old. >> greg: blurry people. >> jesse: you haven't aged a bit. after "the five" i am going to do a fox news facebook page i will be hosting in between show show live. >> dana: got really excited about it. [laughter] >> jesse: i just became aware of it. watch "primetime" at 7:00. >> greg: my show is going to be great i'm not going to say who is going to be on it because it's going to be a surprise. greg heavy metal. start it >> emily in paris. e

jesse? >> jesse: he said mate so i don't think he is from here. i don't think you have jurisdiction. >> judge jeanine: national jurisdiction. >> jesse: "jesse watters primetime" we premiered this week and we have put my my phone number on the air and you can text me whatever you want. we have gotten a lot of porn. we are not going to look at the porn we are sifting through the porn. that's what i heard from a pilot named andrew king from florida. he was reading my book how i saved the world 10,000 feet above -- you know, keep your eyes straight. i was going to say. [laughter] >> jesse: i know it's a breezy read but not that breezy. >> geraldo: is that the porn? >> jesse: no porn in there. tonight vice president mike pence on the show. and i'm doing the foxnews.com in between show shows right after the 5:00 is over so check that out. >> dana: how is that going in between the show shows. >> jesse: so much funny look forward to it everyday. >> greg: how many people? >> jesse: i don't want to give out the metric. >> greg: greatest great thing if any o

jesse? >> jesse: fox rock star and our good buddy porter berry just welcome add little baby boy in the world. robert porter lee berry dropped in at healthy 7 pounds 3 ounces on friday. mom is doing great and big brother owen very excited. we are sending lots of love to this little guy. i'm sure he and jesse jr. are going to cause a lot of trouble around these parts. and peek sing of causing trouble i will be on hannity tonight 9:00 p.m. eastern. check us out there. >> dana: that's a gorgeous baby. everybody is happy for him. harold? >> harold: congrats -- my congratulations as well. on april 4th, 1968, senator robert f. kennedy was in indianapolis on the night that dr. king was assassinated and he gave this -- these set of remarks. listen to this. >> min dedicated his life to love and to justice. he died in the cause of that effort. >> harold: as we remember dr. king today, we are reminded of those words, that love and justice and compassion defined him. now, dr. king us all to develop a dan

] >> jesse: that's right. johnny communicated with this fake -- i mean not fake cat. real russian, we think. cat is 27 and a half pounds. that was kiefer's owner julia. am i pronouncing that correctly? julia? she woke him up for a nap to talk to johnny. there you go, dana. >> dana: johnny is an amazing assistant. julia and her cat are gorgeous. thank you, johnny for that we appreciate it. i am taking a page out of jesse's book. this is dana's friendly neighborhood dispute. this comes all the way from italy. i want to know what you think about it. a couple living in apartment. they complain that their neighbor's new toilet was keeping them away with what they noted as intolerable noises. they went to court. they had a 1-year battle. italy's top court just ruled that the sound of the toilet flushing was actually a human rights violation because it had compromised the couple's quality of life and because the neighbors remove it. they also have to pay the couple $565 for every year the device was installed. do you

. ♪ ♪ >> jesse: hello, everybody. i am jesse watters along with judge jeanine puro, geraldo rivera, dana perino, and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city, and is "the five." ♪ ♪ the white house openly mocking americans concerned about exploding crime. and even dismissing how "the five" covers it. >> on fox is jeanine pirro talking about soft on crime consequences. i mean, what does that even mean, right? so there has been an alternate universe of what i was speaking to was a chyron on fox news since you raised it which suggested this administration is soft on crime with no basis. and the american rescue plan there was additional funding to support local cops programs, something that every single republican voted against. >> jesse: but earth to the biden white house, the crime wave across the country is very real and the stats don't lie. homicide and major american cities are up 44% compared to two years ago, and a big part of the problem are the radical policies of the liberal d.a. across the country which all

>> harold: jesse, congrats again. >> jesse: thank you. harold haferld biggest weekend of nfl football coming up soon your eagles are playing sunday. but dramatic rescue in colorado. caught on camera after 3 children fell into an icy pond. a good samaritan watched from her window and jumped into action and divine intervention she called it. listen to this interaction here. >> used me to, you know. >> harold: children are thankfully all fine. parents praising those who rescued their kids. god bless them. >> jesse: great one. thank you guys so much. that is it for us. have a great weekend, everybody. see you back here monday. ♪ >> bret: good evening, welcome to washington. i'm bret baier. breaking tonight, u.s. officials accuse russia of trying to provoke a war by using russian agents inside ukraine. the latest warning is an incorporated occasion that the intelligence community in this country is more convinced russia is going in to ukraine with troops and it comes on a day that ukraine fell victim to a major cyberattack. the former soviet

: jesse, that's me. national spouses day is today. we will celebrate emma waters. here we are at naples celebrating our anniversary there. >> dana: look at that junior. >> jesse: beautiful wife. beautiful mother. those were our photographers for our wedding and booked them again for our anniversary. happy national spouse's day. and i'm going to be doing the in between show show right after "the five." it's a fox facebook situation. and i'm going to be promoting jess "jesse watters primetime." another hot show tonight watch it. judge jeanine is on. >> geraldo: congratulations to both of you. >> geraldo: geraldo news with geraldo. so, we will start on a woman who is not me. watch as this free diver comes close to colliding with a curious baby whale in tahiti reminded me of 25 years ago where i actually went with the mother. i rode the back of the whale, see? >> whoa. >> dana: whearld, is that allowed? >> geraldo: it was legal then. it's not legal now. >> dana: yeah that is not legal now. >> jesse: i want t

[♪♪♪] jesse: welcome to "watters' world." i'm jesse watters. the end of an era. monday fox announced i will be hosting the 7:00 p.m. hour called "jesse watters primetime." i am extremely grateful to get this shot. i will still be hosting -- hosting the 50s, but tonight this show will be the last "watters' world." if you watched "watters' world" from the beginning you know how much the show has grown and how much i have grown as a host and as a person. i'm not saying i put on weight which i did for a while. but i lost it and you will notice that in some of the footage i am about to show you. what i'm saying is my world has gotten a whole lot bigger. i spoke about this in my book "how i saved the world." but i really saved myself and by doing so made the world a better place. everyone is the master of your own world. you are responsible for your own thoughts, happiness and success. everything starts here and here. the power of positive thinking, big dreams, hard work and good habits will take you anywhere you want. that of course and a lot of love. what made this s

all right, jesse? >> jesse: itchy wombat. i'm not going to forget that one. here are vacation pictures of the fam down in florida. we were in naples spending time together. we were at camp yellow my favorite restaurant. there is jesse jr. on the plane hanging tough. there he is is mom in the pool learning how to swim. and he is in that phase where he puts everything in his mouth. gutfeld hasn't gotten out of that stage but he should understand. there we are. >> dana: he's so cute. jesse, i hope that we are back in the studio soon together so i can hold your hand the next time you go down that road. harold? >> harold: dana, i loved all of them. i loved yours a lot. two kids, eye lean and alfredo born in monterey, california 15 minutes apart. guess what? one was born 2021. one was born in 2022. alfredo 11:45 and his sister joined him right after the new year it is estimated that 1 in 2 million twins are born one year or the other. congratulations to the family or being the last and first probably born in 2022. >> dana: gluj. >> judge jeanine: we talk about goin

. >> jesse: it doesn't. it has the crunch though. i was reading on the internet yesterday that al gore's money guys are the ones behind fake meat. so they scare you and say that the real meat is going to destroy the planet, and then they sell you the fake meat. that's how it works. >> greg: that's a bait and switch with meat. is this an embarrassment to chickens, judge jeanine trustmark to? >> i'm not going to eat it. >> greg: i know -- >> i would give it to my poodle. >> greg: dana -- >> jesse: you eat at. [laughter] speed to less than dog food, that's true. dana, it is kind of robbery. did you try it? >> dana: it looks like chicken. and i think that is very impressive, because that is part of the dash when you have any of these fake things and delight, that doesn't look like meat, and then you taste it and it's like -- i admire them for trying to get it on the bandwagon here. and also it comes with lots of different sauces. so you can drown it in ranch. >> greg: right. drown it like a fake chicken. geraldo

and bongino. >> dana: jesse, what have you got? >> geraldo: tomorrow night. >> jesse: bret baier charity event in naples, florida february 19th. the all-star panel event children's national hospital. i'm going to be there with brian kilmeade, dana, harris faulkner and shannon bream there will be a silent and live auction. you get all kinds of goodies. one of the things you can bid on, bid on my one more thing. i will give you a minute, a minute 30 and i will sell or say whatever you want on national television. >> dana: wow. >> jesse: you can bid on having dinner with me and my wife in naples, florida. it's for charity. all right. it all goes to the children, so you take me and my wife out to dinner for the children. >> greg: what a suggestion. >> jesse: all star panel event.com. >> dana: did you run this by the ethics office? >> jesse: no. >> dana: i like it, though. i like it. i'm going to be there and that's a great event. dagen? >> dagen: lead your georgia bulldogs to the national championship and mv bhamplet do you do party? e

jesse: jesse watters is a logical choice for fox's 7:00 p.m. prime slot. the schedule is now filled with flame flowers from jesse watters to gutfeld. this from the lincoln project. why they only show jesse watters from the waste up. but my -- from the waist up. my mom said the announcement is everywhere, all over the country. it's absolutely fabulous and so exciting and so fun to read about everything you accomplished. take a bow. that is one nice thing my mom said. there have been other things that haven't been so nice. but we did find that one. dan: you are on one highly rated show, "the five." i am sure there will be a book about it, jesse's mom's mean tweets. on a sincere note, you are a good man, i will be a guest one of those days in the opening week. god speed. jesse: you better be. we'll need you bongino. thank you so much. dan: coming up. crime is surging, especially in blue cities. but the left always has some excuse to explain it away. what will happen when i take on a democrat? a firey are you rebuttal. ashley: i'm ashley strohmier live in new

jesse: jesse watters is a logical choice for fox's 7:00 p.m. prime slot. the schedule is now filled with flame flowers from jesse watters to gutfeld. this from the lincoln project. why they only show jesse watters from the waste up. but my -- from the waist up. my mom said the announcement is everywhere, all over the country. it's absolutely fabulous and so exciting and so fun to read about everything you accomplished. take a bow. that is one nice thing my mom said. there have been other things that haven't been so nice. but we did find that one. dan: you are on one highly rated show, "the five." i am sure there will be a book about it, jesse's mom's mean tweets. on a sincere note, you are a good man, i will be a guest one of those days in the opening week. god speed. jesse: you better be. we'll need you bongino. thank you so much. dan: coming up. crime is surging, especially in blue cities. but the left always has some excuse to explain it away. what will happen when i take on a democrat? a i'm ashley strohmier. dan: welcome back to "unfiltered." both sid

jesse: jesse watters is a logical choice for fox's 7:00 p.m. prime slot. the schedule is now filled with flame flowers from jesse watters to gutfeld. this from the lincoln project. why they only show jesse watters from the waste up. but my -- from the waist up. my mom said the announcement is everywhere, all over the country. it's absolutely fabulous and so exciting and so fun to read about everything you accomplished. take a bow. that is one nice thing my mom said. there have been other things that haven't been so nice. but we did find that one. dan: you are on one highly rated show, "the five." i am sure there will be a book about it, jesse's mom's mean tweets. on a sincere note, you are a good man, i will be a guest one of those days in the opening week. god speed. jesse: you better be. we'll need you bongino. thank you so much. dan: coming up. crime is surging, especially in blue cities. but the left always has some excuse to explain it away. what will happen when i take on a democrat? a ashley: this is a fox news alert. all hostages are safe after a m

jesse, hit it. >> jesse: are you a cold cut fan and do you also love having perfect skin? here's the perfect solution. oscar mayer has a gel sheet face mask moisturize and your skin witch hazel. >> geraldo: can you eat it afterwards? >> you cannot. seaweed involved jean joan oh, god. >> jesse: really slippery and only $5. >> judge jeanine: put that on -- >> geraldo: i have to do hannity. >> jesse: the mouth? >> judge jeanine: okay. stay there. >> judge jeanine: now i will move on. >> geraldo: where is the cheese? >> greg: hannibal lecter. >> dana: oh, wow, they really got the color right. didn't they? all right,. >> jesse: "jesse watters primetime" tonight 7:00. >> geraldo: they should pay you for that. >> jesse: i'm good. >> judge jeanine: i'm next on one more thing. judge, there is a russian acrobat who levy at a times by her hair on the subway. take a look at that. spotted hanging by her hair on the subway handrail as if levy at a timing in mid-air. it's on a shanghai train. the clip shows acrobat dangling with the ponytail wrapped around the bar. she says she has been

[laughter] jesse, what was that? >> jesse: that was bad, sandra. and everybody saw it because it was on network television. when i hear about someone that is trying to revamp their image, i know it is going to fail. remember al gore? he hired the guru, told him to wear earth tones? doesn't matter what he wears, he's still a boring snob. when powerful people stink, they hire consultants to hide their stink. instead of making sure they don't stink. they try to masquerade from the public. you know the guy in high school who didn't shower? he just put on a lot of cologne? this is what kamala harris is doing. look inside herself, fine by people don't like her, see what she can do better. instead of paying people to spin for her. if i knew i was doing a network overview and i had the 28% approval rating come i would lock myself in a room with all of my aids the entire day before and i would work the whole thing out. i know they'd ask about covid, the ticket, the testing. i knew it was coming and i would be fluent in it. what did she do instead? she walks

jesse, what do you have in store today? >> jesse: we have a tasting feeding frenzy. begin with the outdated nexium. so, turkey hill has a brand new mystery flavor so here's the deal. you have to taste the ice cream and you scan the qr code here on the top. you submit your answer to whatever it tastes like and if you get it right, whatever the flavor may be, you get free ice cream for life. what do you guys think this taste like? >> >> dagen: blue berry, raspberry swirl. >> harold: i don't have it. >> dagen: raspberry. >> jesse: poison berry. >> dana: white chocolate? >> jesse: turkey hill, scan it. >> greg: i'm going to say girls and berry as opposed to boys and berry. >> dana: better than i thought. >> jesse: i'm also on hannity tonight at 9:00. check that out. >> dana: we will see you there. i have a fascinating story to tell you about. there is a man from china when he was young, 4 years old, he was abducted from his village, he was trafficked all across china and at the time he was too young to recall his birth name but he began drawing what he could remember of

. ♪♪ >> jesse: hello, and jesse watters along with greg gutfeld, dagen mcdowell, geraldo rivera, and martha maccallum. 5:00 in new york city, and this is "the five." president biden proving once again that he has got no clue when it comes to the pandemic. some of his top former medical advisors are trying to get his attention, saying that the president's covid strategy needs a major overhaul. want biden to tell americans they need to learn to live with it. good luck with that. the commander in chief is contradicting himself in the same sentence, while talking about his covid to plan and what americans can expect. >> reporter: can americans expect -- covid forever? [cross questions] >> president biden: i don't think covid is here to stay. having covid in the world, it's probably here to stay, but covid as we are dealing with it now is not here to stay. the new normal doesn't have to be -- we have some anymore tools. we are going to be able to control this. no new normal is not going to be what it is now. it's going to be better. >> if you thought jimmy carter was bad, kamala harris is

. >> jesse: you are right. we talked about a skeletal staff, i already had a skeletal staff, now my staff is me. >> greg: you're making it through like a real hero, are you excited of our government website that is going to solve all of this? >> jesse: yes, and if i need a test i will google it. can you imagine if donald trump told people to google where to get a test with lines around the block? here's the good news, i went to the gym today about 6:30 in the morning and i am keeping my new year's resolution and waking up early now. and i stroll into the gym in my building and the guy who is on the board of the building was doing the elliptical, he turns to me and he says, where's your mask? i said, wait? we are doing the mask thing again? he said yes we sent out an email to everybody in the building. and i said, okay, you want me to go get one? i go get one, walk upstairs, put the mask on, do a high intensity workout with the mask, extremely challenging, greg, and as i am leaving, i say that this guy a real bi

jesse, last word? >> jesse: i'm just going to -- i'm so excited, and i want to get back to the table because the best part about this crew here is the conversations during the hump commercial break. geraldo's new bentley or talking golf with harold ford jr., or my giving jessica nursing tips and talking to the judge about new york city, and our dogs. i can't wait to get back to the table. >> dana: it's thrilling. it's a wonderful and amazing show in and of the three of us are honored to be on it and now we have all of you with us as well. we love you. judge harold and jessica, congratulations one more time. "one more thing" is up next. ♪ ♪ a strategic and sustainable asset... the path is gilded with the potential for rich returns. it's my 4:05 the-show-must-go-on migraine medicine. it's ubrelvy. for anytime, anywhere migraine strikes, without worrying if it's too late, or where i am. one dose can quickly stop my migraine in its tracks within two hours. unlike older medicines, ubrelvy is a pill that

>> jesse: my daughter ellie had a big basketball game last night. let's go to the highlight, please. there she is bringing up the ball, running the point there. takes it around the right wing, nice for the through defense. shots up. send the game into overtime and then in o.t. we get a fast break. teammate passes the ball back. sinks the game winner in overtime. congratulations ellie ona, we are very, very proud. >> greg: is that your favorite daughter, jesse? >> jesse: yes. she is my real daughter. all i could do is shoot, also. i couldn't do anything else. jump, dribble, defend. you know she is mine. hannity tonight, i'm on that, check it out at 9:00 eastern. >> dana: a friend has a band called skillet brand new album coming out tomorrow called dominion. two big songs on there surviving the game and standing the storm. be sure to listen to it. they are a great band full of nice people. also, i wanted to show you this, also about a cat. kind of looks like the cat from greg. the band from colorado, they donated this recliner to a thrift shop but the

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jesse: what is your new year's resolution? >> i have no clue right now. >> i be rich and we can have fun. jesse: not too much fun. >> a little bit. >> i want to be healthy and happy. jesse: spend time with the family, drink a lot of water. eat healthy. >> i wish you could just shut your big yapper. >> i love you, too. jesse: remember i'm watters and this is my world. brian: i can't thank you enough for watching the special edition as i tried to fill his shoes. be sure to you watch fox and friends and also the brian kilmeade radio show. judge jeanine is getting ready now. thanks for watching. >> welcome to a special edition of justice. i'm katie pavlich in for judge jeanine. last year was a rocky one to say the least and a record-setting first year for the biden administration, but not exactly in the way they intended. 2021 saw the largest increase

dana buzz early, so goes to jesse. >> jesse: groundhog. >> tucker: doug groundhog. roll tape. >> together to make a big change. i made my fair share of mistakes. i was not good with groundhogs at all. [laughter] >> merit l de blasio -- a week after the fumble, the groundhogs found deceased on february 9th. [laughter] spill and kills him and then laughs about it, perfect. >> dana: i was excited. >> tucker: you knew that, didn't you customer asked me to i did, but not like on the other show "jeopardy come" where i have to wait until you finish. >> tucker: exactly, but as an animal lover, i knew you knew it. multiple-choice question. you must wait for all options. in a recent interview on television, the vice president vice president of the united states offered some deep philosophical advice to the rest of us. we will read several quotes. you will tell us which one came from kamala harris. is it a, "it's time for us to do what we have been doing, and that time is every day." was it b, "that's not a sizzling issue, but the shape of our democracy is an issue that affect

i'm going to try it right now. >> jesse: it's good guys. >> gillian: stop lies. >> jesse: i'm not lying about the feeding frenzy. i may have in the partly sunny but not this one. jesse watters prime 7:00 monday. hope to see you there. harold ford jr. >> harold: congrats again and rest in peace meat loaf. when a snow storm rolled through pennsylvania. the high school football coach in bethel park decided to cancel their team's weight lifting workout. the boys didn't get off easy the coach told them to get out and exercise by getting out and shoveling snow for elderly and disabled neighbors. they have done just that become a tradition. helps connect the boys with their community. we think they should keep up the good work. there is goodness in all of us. bless those boys and community. >> some of the linemen looked like they were pushing the shovels on top of the snow. i don't know if you caught that. >> greg: i did, yes. >> harold: looked like us at the christmas tree. >> jesse: takes one to know one. gillian? >> gillian: my daughter just turned six months old. pull up the video. she tri

jesse watters is going to be hosting jesse watters watters primetime starting mondayto and we're looking forward to iti like we look forward escapee's kid, .but it's all part of dana perino. its plan to gradually easef off the five on advice of her therapist. unsurprisingly, the logo looks like a bunch ofht natty lightt cans after jesse gets done smashing them on his head inng a stadium parking lot. but l because i'm such a generos person, i've decided to devoteid this segment to giving of advicee on how not to completey screw it up if it's already nott too late anyway. jesse , i just hope you don't continue this tradition. >> we wait for that program for black thing. it goes into an ignacio's gotta go. oh , find looksee on hand like this . >> oh , i was going to say that never gets old butld that gets old . tips for jesse ? yeah, sure. j this is a huge opportunity, o right. hugepp,. you've been waiting forhi your whole life which means you would be devastated if you screwed it up like you would never forgive yourself. plus you have w your kids all that . so just try not a tobo think abt

joining me right now is jesse watters. don't laugh everybody got to this segment joining me now is jesse watters and a big congratulations prime time 7 p.m., every night. jesse you've been talking to liberals your entire career we even jokessed about it in your book that nobody knew more about liberallings than you. jesse -- so listen, your thoughts on this and this new poll here. right? so i saw this poll, democrats who you know very well live there is. perfectly okay with social media censorship jesse you know they're supposed to be the party of toll tolerance coexist bumper stickers your thoughts mr. anthropologist. >> tell me you're a communist without telling me you're a communist. overcivil rised where we have created a life that is so comfortable and lazy there's no friction to sit inside your apartment and order product and food and not interact with people only people you have to interact with are people on the internet. lirls that want to act with everybody they only want to intrangt interact with other liberals.