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[ cheers and applause ♪ >> steve: from 30 rockefeller plaza here in new york city, it's "the tonight show" starring jimmy fallon! and now, here's your host,
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jimmy fallon [ cheers and appuse ♪ >> jimmy: oh, thank you. thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you have a seat. enjoy yourselves welcome, everybody welcome to "the tonight show." [ cheers and applause you're here. you made it. give it up for the roots, while you're at it come on. [ cheers and applause the best band in late night. well, you guys, this sunday isth faer's day is everyone excited? [ cheers and applause ofourse you are. i love father's day. it's that special day each year where you call up your dad, andn get a few word answers and then go, "well, good talking to you. alright, bye." [ light laughter ] but you got to call your dad on father's day, mainly because hex has no idea how to t you know
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[ light laughter ] this probably won't surprise you, but i read that americans spend 40% less on fa oer's day than they mother's day [ audience ohs ] i can't believe it's that close. [ laughter ] on mother's day, you do flowers, brunch, jewelry father's day, it's an air freshener from 7-eleven. [ laughter ] it's in the shape of a hot dog i love you, dad. [ light laughter ] this year i heard that one of the most popular gifts forteads is a home dna ing kit. [ laughter ] so be sure to pick one up if you want a great father's day, or a really awkward one. [ laughter ] >> steve: whatim >> j: of course a lot of people are shopping for that and while there are lof d. good choices, there are also some very unpopular cards out there. i'll show you what i mean. for instance, this card says, "i don't know how you do it. open it up, it says, "but you're single handedly keeping b new balance iness. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause it goes with nothing i don't know my dad's would always be green from mowing the lawn
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[ light laughter ] next up -- yeah, you got to work to get that te of sheen on there. [ light laughter ] this card says, "we can always count on you." you open it up, it says, "to ask how we want our burgers, then cook them all well done." [ laughter ] don't even ask steve: yeah, don't ask. >> jimmy: don't even ask why ask? >> steve: done >> jimmy: and finally, this card says, "you always put your best foot forward. you open it up, it say it's always wearing socks with sandals. there you go [ cheers and applause ar very interesting cds i like those cards but not only is it father's day u.s. open out at pebblach.e yep. dad can spend all weekend playing golf and watching golfly so basicfor one day every dad will feel what it's like to president >> steve: oh >> jimmy: isn't that great [ cheersnd applause and finally, you guys, there's a lot going on in the news right now. but instead of me just telling you about it, i though tit'd be nicegive you the chance to decide what we talk about. that's right, it's time for, "you pick the joke." here we [ cheers and applause ♪ you pick the joke you pick the joke my >> jim: so, here's how it
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works. i'm going to show you two new stories, then you guys get to pick which one we talk about okay [ cheers ] here we go let's takeer look at story numbne >> a new investigative report regarding president trump's son-in-law and senior advisor jared kushner. a real estate company, partly owned by kushner, has received 90 million bucks in foreign funding since he entered the white house. >> jimmy: mm, okay here's story number two. >> new this morning, a naples man is behind bars investigators say he perfoseed a naked striptean a mcdonald's [ laughter ] >> jimmy: alright, which story do y want to talk about? you want to talk about one or two? [ audience shouting >> jimmyokay good choice. good choice. [ laughter ] here we go that's right a guy did a striptease at mcdonald's before it started, the manager was like, "give it up for your first entertainer, ronaldcdongle. [ laughter ] "let's get those dollars out for the dollar menu. [ light laughter ] thankfully the police showed up before he took out his mcnuggets. all right, let's do another --
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[ ughter and applause hey. let's do another pair of stories. once again, you guys get to pick here's story number one. >> house democrats are set to open a series of hearings this week looking to keep the spotlight on the russia investigation. >> jimmy: all right, here's story number two >> police chased down the photo shows the officersa. clocking the kid at more than 100 miles per hour when police asked why he was driving so fast, well he told them he ate too many hot wings, and was rushing to find a bathroom [ light laughter ] >>e immy: okay, now which on would you like to talk about, one or two [ audience shouting two? all right, two good choice here >> steve: got to g: number two >> jimat's right [ laughter ] that's right number two >> steve: yeah, number two >> jimmy: thank you, yeah. a kid got pulled over for speeding to get to the bathroom after eating hot wings when the officer said, "you're free to go." the kid was like, "too late. [ laughter ] [ applause ] all right, let's do one last batch. again, this is your choice here's story number on >> former white house aide, hope hicks has agreed to testify before the house judiciary committee in a closed
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session next wednesday >> jimmy: and here's story number two >> deputies say they found cocaine on a man's nose during a traffic stop, but the suspect insisted it was not his. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: there you , all right. now which -- [ applause ] which one do you want to talk about? one or two audience shouting two. i think that's a great choice. here we go that's right, guy withsa cocaine on his nose it wasn't his he was like, "i was just smelling it for a friend." [ light laughter ] turns out he wasn't driving 80 miles per hr, he was running. there you go [ cheers and applause thank you r playing "you pick the joke." we have a great show tonight give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy we have a great show tonight. the cast - the cast of "stranger things" is here tonigh [ cheers and applause ramy youssef is here tonight
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[ cheers and appuse and we are cooking with chef ivan orkin right there [ cheers and applause >> steve: oh >> jimmy: if you like good ramen noodle soup, you're going to love the show tonight guys, today is friday. that's usually when i catch up on some personal stuff i check my inbox, return some emails, and of course, send out thank you notes. i was running a bit behind today, so i thought if you guys write out my weekly thyou ke to notes. [ cheers and applause >> steve: wow. >> jim you note writing music please, james? ♪ [ light laughter ] oh, i know what we can get james for father's day >> steve: what's that? what can we get james for father's day >> jimmy: a tie. >> steve: oh [ laughter ] i didn't know it was casual friday >> jimmy: thank you, w balloon fights, for being two minutes of fun, followed by o hours of picking up condom shrapnel out of my lawn. [ cheers and applause
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thank you, rose in a can w for a second i wasried drinking outside at noon had gotten a little too classyee [ ch and applause you showed me -- thank you, meryl streep joining the cast of "big little lies." [ cheers ] or as every other show on tv puts it, "why do we even bother any more?" [ cheers and applause i mean, come on. meryl streep she's the best ♪ thank you, hard shell tacos, for beg one very light squeeze away from turning into a plate of nachos.er [ laught [ applause ] ♪ thank you, new "shaft" movie, for letting people celebrate father's day by watching a bad >> steve: shut your mo [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm just talking about "shaft." >> steve: oh, i can dig it [ light laughter ] ♪
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>> jimmy: thank you, giant pool floats nothing says let's get ts party started like spending an hour trying to blow up a a four-foot unicorn. [ blowing nd applause thank you, buying your dad whiskey for father's day, for being the perfect way to say, to "if i haaise me, i'd need a drink too. there you guys have it [ laughter and applause those are my thank you notes right there. thank you ve much. [ cheers and applause guys, a couple years ago, for father's day you know, i put out a book for kids called "your baby's first word will be dada." [ cheers and applaus yeah it makes a pretty decent father's day gif very, very proud of it very thick, very long read >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: anyways, it's a fun kid's booke anyways,amed up with mudpuppy i don't know if you know them. they make like cool toys, and
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puzzles, and stuff like that so we teamed up with them to make dada and actually mama puzzles as well. don't forget mama. yeah don't forget mama. [ cheers and applause >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: i knowt's father's day, but don't forget mama these are fun puzzles. these puzzles are pretty - they're your basic puzzle, i mean, there's only like two pies two-piece puzzle [ laughter ] [ audience aws ] >> steve: whoa hey, that seems -- >> jimmy: yeah, i mean, come on can you beat that? i mean, is that great? >> steve: that's complicated >> jimmy: well no -- well what it is it gets the mind moving. you enjoy puzzles.lo >> steve: - you know me, i'm a puzzler >> jimmy: it's almost like "new york times" crossword, mondays. >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: it gets you kind of - get the ains moving, get the blood moving >> steve: get the juices going yeah >> jimmy: get the juices flowing. you get ready for sunday, when you don't know anything. i mean, do you want to try this >> steve: love it. let me see if i can do it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: like what would you do what would you - so, you're saying you don't understand the concept how many pieces do you thith is? >> steve: i don't know >> jimmy: it's a two-piece puzzle >> steve: okay >> jimmy: there you go w whatld you do with it? ♪ no, don't eat it [ laughter ] no, you don't eat it
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no, you don't eat it you don't lay it perpendicular to the other one >> steve: all right, wait a second >> jimmy: oh man don't freak out. this is for kids now >> steve: oh, okay there he goes right thecond. he did it! ♪ [ ding ] [ cheers and applause thank you to mudpuppy, and everyone - everyone working on these puzzles. in fact, in honor of father's day, everyone in the audience is getting a dada puzzle to take home. >> steve: aw [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: new mama, dadaan puzzles flash cards are on amazon, mudpuppy.com, wherever s kids books ared. [ cheers and applause l we'lbe right back. happy father's day to all the dads we'll be right back with the cast of "stranger things." [ cheers and applause ♪
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and it has been for as long as i can remember. it tastes homemade but it's better than i could make. for any potato salad,u have too and you might as well start with the best. and it's duke's. and it's duke'sau (lghs). really good. the fact that they use real egg yolks andde there is no add sugar, you can actually taste that. oh yeah, there's more duke's on there than there is bologna (laughs). [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: our first guests are the stars of "stranger
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thgs 3," which will be ailable on netflix july 4th. please welcome finn wolfha, caleb mclaughlin, sadie sink, millie bobby brown, noah schnapp and gaten matarazzo. us [ cheers and applae ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. feel the love. they love you, we love you welcome back congrats july 4th, i'm excited about the premiere yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's good to hang with you guys. >> i'm happy to be back. >> jimmy: i'm happy you are back and sadie, i've never met you. >> yes, it's mfirst time here
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>> jimmy: it's nice to meet you. >> yeah, nice to meet you. >> jimmy: please [ cheers and applause t let's talk about new season and things that we can tell people that isn't spoiling anything i know a lot of it was shot in a mall yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, was it a real mall >> it was a real mall, actually >> jimmy: it was >> it was, yeah. it was like this mall -- >> jimmy: a working mallwa >> it s, actually. >> technically a working mall. >> it is still, actually >> jimmy: technically a mall>> echnically a mall. >> it was a little haunted >> a little bit. >> every time we'd be in there, it'd be fun, and then, we'd all just kind of look at each others and be like --omething wrong with this mall [ laughter ] and it kind of helped. >> yeah. >> i don't know. well, the thing is, it's still operational. even tugh they, like, bought, like, a piece of the mall and they redid it totally to look like an '80s mall. >> it's incredible >> like a whole --or it looks gous, it's amazing. >> yeah. >> i think people still go there now. >> jimmy: yeah >> they just, like, look around but like - >> jimmy: well how much fun is it to be in an empty mall? >> it's so cool, but it's not even empty >> so fun. >> so fun. >> like a bunch of people are shopping as we're filming. in the mall. [ laughter ] people are shopping as we're
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filming. >> they're like, "hold, j.c. penney is having a sale." >> like ey had little black tarps to block off the set >> jimmy: yeah >> and i see people just like, "huh." [ laughter ] looking in like -- serious. spoilers happening, like major plot points. >> jimmy: don't tweet this don't tweet thisno >> i k there are like serious plot points they're just looking they're like, "huh." >> 'cause it's like an active - >> they just kept on walking >> we sometimes -- our trailers are in active parking lots >> yeah. >> and so, someone will just drive in and be like, "is this the keith urban concert? [ laughter ] and they'll just be like - >> jimmy: that's a very common - >> and they'll just be like, "no, this is a working set.", and they're likell right." >> jimmy: all right we'll -- >> they roll up. they don't even care >> jimmy: have fun at h. keith urban, yea >> yeah, i guess >> jimmy: i heard that you were -- what do you call it, you would actually go up and down the escalators -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: as slides? >> yeah, yeah. so like that spot --s >> that wa idea. >> jimmy: that was your idea >> bad idea. >> jimmy: oh, it's a bad idea. >> a great, good, bad, good, whatever you want. >> it's a great idea >> but like the '80s and stuff, the a.d.'s that were in chargey of us, they would was a a bad idea >> that space in between the escalator -- >> jimmy: the space in between >> the escalator >> yeah, he started sliding down it, and we all did. and then, the production team hated us for it.
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>> yeah. >> but we -- >> but no, we went against the rules though >> still did it. >> i moved the bear. >> yeah. b >> they put a co then we moved the cone >> yeah, we just jumped it >> jimmy: 'cause you like, no just want -- 'cause it's basically a giant slide. >> so fun. >> it was so much fuas it giant slide 'cause usually they have, like - >> jimmy: little things stopping you >> they didn't have that >> no, they didn't but at then at end, they did >> and it was like greasy. >> yeah. >> yeah, it was. [ laughter ] >> it went really fas, ut what was cool was that we kept doing it. they told us to stop so we stopped for like a couple weeks, and then, we started doing it again, because, you know -st >> i didn't >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you didn't stop. >> he never stopped. i kept going >> yeah, i was, yeah >> so i'm leaving. i forget who it was who suggested it, but like, everyone was like, "no, stop." and then, all of a sudden, they're like, "hey, slidatdown thor the shot. >> it was maya it was maya. >> well, i mean, maya suggested it, but like, everyone was super down with it, except for the a.d.'s >> oh, of course >> a.d's were like, "do not slide down that, it's dangerous. >> i distinctly remember caleb -- someone going, "caleb, please do not slide down." and him just going - >> and he just jumped over >> and him just going -- >> jimmy: oh, wow. [ laughter ] >> and i give him this straight face and he's like - >> they hated you for that [ laughter ] >> and then, i just slide down >> jimmy: it seems like you guys like bonded so much on all of these seasons i mean -
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>> yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's kind of fun, because it's really, i could feel the symmetry. >> specifically over disobeying >> jimmy: yeah, exactly, of course but yeah [ light laughter did you -- you came in last season, but do you feel like you're part of the family now? >> yeah, i feel like i am. >> yes i think i fit in okay i guess. >> jimmy: well, you definitely are. i mean, i know you guys get together and we're just joking backstage, we were all -- there's always like ten bits going on someone's doing a bit and then someone's ughing at some other bit. [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: thensoomeone's singing a what is this song that you invented caleb, do you -- >> oh, another invention of mine [ laughter ] >> another >> i know. >> wait, do you think you invent>> sliding o, wait. [ laughter ] sliding.: yes, he invent no one's ever done that before >> yes >> you did, technically. on ouret, you invented it. >> on our set. >> okay. >> on our set. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, now what's this song >> tell him about the song, "chicken noodle soup." >> "chicken nood soup. it's a song that i made to annoy gaten and sadie. >> it works. >> it definitely works >> yeah. it definitely -- yeah everyone's heads go in >> and then, you started barking and annoying everyone. >> they didn't like you, but then, they joined in >> then we'd joined in >> yeah. everyone would join in. >> you wanna hear it
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>> jimmy: i would like that. so what does it sound like what is the name of the song >> "chicken noodle soup. >> "chicken noodle soup. >> "chicken noodle soup. >> it's, it's -- >> oh, god >> it was just a song to annoy them you guys ready >> ready ready okay, one, two, three. ♪ chicken noodle soup i feel goo when you're around ♪ >> oh, my god. ♪ chicken noodle soup it's our cur when i'm down ♪ ♪ chicken noodle soup i feel goo when you're around ♪oo ♪ chicken ne soup its our cure when i'm down ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: that's just a beautiful -- >> i know. >> that was beautiful. >> jimmy: it'sfu beautiful, beautisong very, very good. >> i feel like i'm at a keith urban concert. [ laughter ]
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>> jimmy: no, that's one parking lot down new would you explain the w season again i'm just so excited about that netflix, by the way, did not sneak me any episodes. which normally, it gets -- >> which is so rude. >> jimmy: right? [ laughter ] i mean, netflix, i can keep a secret better than anyone. >> uh -- >> can ya? >> i don't know imout that >>: no, maybe not. >> probably not. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: by the way, millie, how's your toe >> oh, my god. [ laughter ] >> wait, what? >> the last time i was here, jimmy stepped on my toe by trying to sabotage me. >> jimmy: no, i did not! i did not. >> yeah, you did >> jimmy: i was playing with you. >> don't deny it >> jimmy: i thought wee choreographed to dance >> on the plane, after i was like, icing. >> oh, god >> i was like, no -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: dude, no, i stepped back, and i'm lien, "ooh." and th was like, "oh." >> and then, i like looked at you and i was like - [ laughter ] i still engaged with the roots i was like, "guys, bring it back up for me." >> jimmy: yeah, yeah >> and then, all of a sudden, bo my toe like -- >> jimmy: but it's recovering now? >> yeah, it's recovering, it's slowly recovering. >> jimmy: all rit, good. >> jimmy: without giviway e. spoilers, can we sum up maybe the new season in one word i thought you could do that, and that wouldn't give anything away and we could start with finn
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and go all the way down.yo can sum up the new season in one word? >> classic does that make sense >> jimmy: yeah caleb? >> um -- you know, gorey. probably, yeah, gorey. >> jimmy: sadie? >> fun it's fun >> it's wildly different from - >> jimmy: yeah >> gorey and fun >> jimmy: well, finn is doing more than one word >> spreading >> jimmy: what >> what? >> jimmy: spreading? >> spreadingea >> sprng >> spreading you guys know what it means. >> it makes sense once you see it >> you guys know what it means so, like, don't pretend -- >> it makes sense once you see it >> yes, you do >> i have nolklue what you're taing about. >> jimmy: okay, all right, spreading. >> okay, okay. >> sad [ all aws >> jimmy: wow! wow! what a reaction that got >> oh, my gosh it's so sad. >> i mean, like, i said gory that's pretty sad, guys. >> yeah, classic >> jimmy: yeah, you're true. >> classic and gory off the table, but sad, now you got me [ laughter ] >> bigger. >> bigger. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oooh
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that's what i'm talking about. >> it's on a larger scale. >> you are four. >> it's on a larger scale. >> you are four. >> jimmy: all right, here we go i want to show everyone a iip thisfrom the first episode of "stranger things 3. take a look. ♪[ cade sounds >> it's just a dream you're dreaming. [ arcade sounds ♪ ♪ ♪ [ screaming ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: "stranger things 3" is available on netflix july 4th we're doing something fun when we ce back stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪
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in store or at sears.com to start making your summer moments matter. ♪ [ cheers and applause >> steve: welcome back to "the tonight ow," everybody it is time to play a game called "search party." [ cheers ] ♪ woah playintonight, we have the stranger things party featuring jimmy fallon >> jimmy: that's right [ cheers and applause ♪ >> steve: and their opponents, the other stranger things party featuring tariq trotter. [ cheers and applause ♪ all right, first up, jimmy and finn, get on up here [ cheers and applause ♪ here's how the game works. i'll read the start of the internet search clue >> jimmy: okay, yeah
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>> steve: and you will fill in the blank with the top three most popular answers are on the board. >> jimmy: okay >> steve: you'll both type in the answer as fast as you can. and then we'll see if they match any of the top three >> jimmy: okay is this from aationwide poll >> steve: sure why not? yeaher [ laug yeah, nationwide here's the first -- here's the first search all right, this is the questiony >>nds are as fast as bill gates >> steve: there you go >> jimmy: ohmine's - >> i don't know if he types fast i just know he knows computers >> jimmy: yeah, he does know computers. yeah >> steve: you're mavis beacon. >> jimmy: uh - >> steve: okay, now, why did the '80s have the worst blank? >> jmy: why did -- >> steve: why did the 80s have the worst blank?op what are the t three results >> really? >> steve: everybody's ready? >> no, that's -- >> wow >> really? >> jimmy: you're on my team.d. that's g >> oh, okay sorry. >> steve: all right, jimmy, what did you write >> you're on his team. >> i'm sorryim >> j: all right, are we locked in? >> steve: you're locked in is everybody locked in all right, jimmy, what did you write? >> jimmy: i wrote, hair. >> steve: finn, what dou write? >> i wrote clothes >> steve: whoa let's see what the answers on ar the bod.
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[ ding ] >> jimmy: oh ♪ [ cheers and applause >> steve: wow. okay >> we scored the same amount of points i don't know what. >> steve: okay ready? >> no, no, no, no, no. t it's the same one, it's same one >> jimmy: oh >> okay, um, what? >> jimmy: hey, i'm on the team >> okay. [ laughter ] okay, okay yeah, potentially. okay >> jimmy: why did the '80s have the worst -- >> music >> steve: we see music? [ ding ] >> jimmy: yeah ♪ [ cheers and applause >> steve: wowie. oh, my gosh.i >> jimmy: sagree >> the music's amazing >> play the game >> jimmy: we disagree, but we are playing. >> i disagree with my own answer as well >> steve: right. you're playing the game. >> jimmy: don't be salty >> don't be salay! [ hter ] >> steve: wow. >> is that an english thing? that we're - >> steve: don't be salty >> salty >> no, just don't be it. don't be sty >> steve: all right, mr. peanut ready round two! millie, caleb, you're up
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>> all right, go ♪ [ cheers and applause >> steve: oh >> jimmy: wow. >> steve: wow. cold bloodedri >> it's all t. >> i love you but no >> nah, nah. >> steve: all right, ready >> i don't like you, so it's fine >> steve: this is the game here's the phrase. will i regret eating this ole blank? [ light laughter ] okay, everybody is typing. everybody is typing. >> can i -- do i press enter >> steve: yep. there you go, ready? >> if you win this is my credit >> steve: caleb, just type it in you're in. >> yeah, it's so you're credit >> wait.: >> tariqah, yeah, caleb. >> that's it >> can you possibly do that? >> tariq: yeah >> i like it i like it, caleb >> steve: press return >> ready >> yeah.yb >> steve: every locked in? >> jimmy: yeah >> locked in >> steve: millie, what did you write? >> cake. >> steve: cake >> pizza pie >> steve: pizza pie. let's see the board. [ ding ] ♪ [ cheers and applause >> steve: whoa number one answer. oh, my oh, snap oh, snap >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> steve: oh, my god the mocking dance. >> we have that guy on our team what are you going to do,
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jimmy? >> steve: all right, gang, what are you going to say >> yeah, that guy. >> steve: what do you think? >> that's e thing. i can't tell i couldn't tell you. >> jimmy: you got it >> i got it. no, i got it >> steve: will i regret eating this whole --? >> pint of ice cream >> steve: pint of ice cream. let's see it [ ding ] ♪la [ cheers and appuse on >> steve: more tariq for the win. tie of the day will i regret eating this whole -- >> tariq: turkey [ laughter ] >> oh, come on [ buzzer ] >> come on >> steve: wow. >> that's a lot, though. >> steve: that is a lot. you're going to eat a whole turkey that is a lot. all righty >> jimmy: i'll give you $1,000 if turkey's up there.er [ laught >> steve: let us see turkey. oh now -- up to you guys to steal >> we got it, we got it. >> steve: noah, what are you going to say it's up to you >> jimmy: try it >> try it. >> why did steve all ready know it was a wrong answer? i [ laughter ] >>hink it's going to be -- i -- [ yells >> hey >> but it was his idea >> all right, bag ofhips
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>> what? >> steve: will i regret eating this whole bag of chips? [ ding ] ♪ [ cheers and applause >> steve: okay, wow. bag o' chips [ yelling and singing all right. >> did you guys write a song before coming here >> yes >> jim: here's what's great about you. >> yes >> jimmy: don't worry about. >> i lost my name tag. >> what's great about me [ laughter ] >> jimmy: hey, here's what's great about you. sorry, all right sorry. >> steve: all right. it's time for the final round. >> jimmy: thank you. >> all right, we got i>> teve: this is for a billion points >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. >> steve: noah and gaten, you're up. you're up. ♪ [ cheers and applause this is for the game >> do not let noah win >> do not let noah win >> yeah. >> thanks. >> steve: this is for the game >> jimmy: don't type your name don't type your name >> steve: should i get a new blank? >> oh.
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>> steve: what is it >> no, just type >> jimmy: type it in >> steve: for one billion points [ scream ] o >> jimmy: oh [ laughter ] >> oh, my -- noah, noah [ talking over each other >> steve: no, no you only pick one. you only get one >> keep going. >> keep going. >> keep going.nt >> eer >> jimmy: no, don't enter. you're clicking the erase. >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: all right, just hit >> steve: apparently he wrote, ohone. but phone. we're going to take phone. >> jimmy: ohone, you got it. >> steve: ohone. you got it >> that can't coun>> teve: ohome counts >> ohome can't count >> steve: it's the spirit of the law. what did you write >> i wrote car i wrote car. >> steve: all right. car and phone. [ cheers and applause [ drum roll let's see them [ ding ] ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh, my god
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welcramy youssef ee [ ch and applause ♪ >> jimmy: hi >> dud-- >> jimmy: you look great, buddy. thank you for coming on the show >> oh, man, thanks for having me >> jimmy: i appreciate it. a little bitt to know you i know - >> yeah, man, we haven't met >> jimmy: no, this is the first time >> i've been reaching out. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's not true at all. instagram and there's like all -- [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: tell me about you, and what - you're from jersey >> yeah, yeah, i am. [ cheers ] are there jersey people here >> jimmy: yeahof course there ar >> oh, man, that's am -- yeah, i made a show about an [ cheers ]m family >> jimmy: half our audience are frab muslims and half are new jersey so it's perfect -- [ light laughter ] we have such a good mix of the crowd. >> well, i made this show, 'cause i really wanted to
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humanize a muslim mily >> jimmy: yeah >> which turned out to be a lot easier than humanizing new jersey it's impossible -- [ laughter ] people don'tant to believe that new jersey is a good place. >> jimmy: it's a great place >> people are like, "we know muslims are nonviolent but we're not with jersey. [ lauger ] like, can't -- like they can't do it. >> jimmy: that's unbelievable. but you've gotten great reviews on this show >> yeah. >> jimmy: i mean, i want to say rotten tomatoes is like 97 percent fresh i mean, people love it i mean, the l.a. - [ cheers ]s" "l.a. timeaid it's the most vital show on tv you already got picked up for >> did they say that >> jimmy: yeah isn't that nice? >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: that's your favorite paper. e "l.a. times. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. no, it is. >> jimmy: now it is. sure, yeah but also, you have this show and you got to check it out. "ramy", you'll love that but also, u have a standup special on hbo >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's a big deal. if you're a standup comedian, that's kind of the pinnacle. >> it's really cool. it was really exciting to do >> jimmy: where did they find you? where we you >> i think they came out to see me do standup in l.a and it was really exciting and it was crazy too, because i s doing this show.
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and you know hbo is going to be there. and everyone's like, "are you nervous? >> jimmy: yeah >> but i've been in higher pressure standup situations. fo jimmy: you have been be >> yeah. i mean, when i first started doing standup, actually, i did a lot of standup at muslim events and so muslim events will basically get people together to raise mon for foundations or for kids in need. and so i remember doing standup at this event. it was for palestinian refugee kids and so they brought me in. and i remember this uncle me in and he said to me, you know, "we're going to put you up right before the fundraiser. so you need to laugho people and then he looks at m goes, "have a good set do it for the refugees." [ laughter ] jimmy: what >> yeah. and so i felt like if they didn't laugh, the refugees wouldn't have a home [ laughter ] >> and do >> jimmy: that's pressure right there. >> doing a set for hbo, it was like, "yeah, that'll be fine." i don't -- [ light laughter ] this isn't for the refugees.im >> j: yeah
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>> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: that's on june 29th. but let's go back to the hulu is there anything to set up if people want to catch up on "ramy? where es it start off? what do people have to know to watch the show >> you know, again, it just starts with a charactewho -- it's really exciting, because i always wanted to make a show where the idea of faith and holding on to it and you culture was aspirational so i really wanted to make something that wasn't about someone trying to push away their fait trying to push away where they come from. but a character who actually believes and seeing someone who has what he believes and en what he actually does. and there's just this space in the middle and so that's what we were wially excited to explore th this family. >> jimmy: it's a fantastic show you do a great job i want to show everyone a cl here's ramy youssef in "ramy." take a look. >> this is my phone's tinder it's awesome dude, why did you swipe no on her? tyou're swiping no on all girls that have scarves. >> dude, no. it's just -- she's not my vibe st>> you're [ bleep ] raci >> how is that racist?
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headscarf is not a race. it's something that people wear >> i love when they're all covered. from their heads to eir toeslike that. that mystery is sexy >> that's disgusting >> have you ever dated a muslim girl >> no, i haven't and that's why i'm doing this. i'm trying to meet someone, you know, different. >> except you're racist. >> how is that racist, dude? islam is not a race. it's something you believe in. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: that's great that's fantastic y ramyssef, everybody. season one of "ramy" is streaming on hulu.ch rs and applause and you can check out his hbo special june 29th at 10:00 p.m [ cheers and applause chef ivan orkin, everybody come on back [ cheers and applause p ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: our next guest is e owner of a fantastic restaurant right here in new york city called ivan ramen. this is his latest book is "thea ijin cookbook.er it comes out septemb4th. please welcome ivan orkin, everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: i'm so glad you're here i'm so happy you're here you know, i've been to your d restaurant, anlove it. if you're in new york city, go to ivan ramen. there's usually a line, so get there early. but once you get in, i will never ever forget that expeence it was one of the greatest food experiences i've ever had. how does a guy from long islandu become ffor ramen? [ light laughter ] >> well, he --
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>> jimmy: walk me through it >> he opens one in tokyo and hits a home run. >> jimmy: yeah >> yeah. >> jimmy: so you moved to tokyo. >> yeah. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: gaijin >> yeah. >> jimmy: and normally -- i mean, that is so rare for you to become a hit over there in tokyo. >> you know what, i love food and i love ramen and i love japan. and so, itas a really great combination. so in a way, it was easy >> jimmy: but was it - it was definitely not easy but what was the -- for you?e was it the noomaking, was it the umami talk me through, get nerdy [ light laughter ] >> you know what i think, i decided to make my own noodles and i decided to put whole grain in it, no one had ever done it before and i was super geeky about it and i got so into and it was just a little ten-seat shop. so you know, it was just easy to kind of focus so we made one kind of ramen >> jimmy: yeah, that's it. >> yeah.an >> jimmy: now, you came back home, hometown kid done well >> yeah. >> jimmy: and you're opening up all these -- aryou opening up any more restaurants? >> i'm opening a couple more on thldeast coast, and then wor domination >> jimmy: yes! of course. [ cheers and applause
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this is your - this is your second cookbook here this is "the gaijin cookbook." available for preorder now it comes out september 24th. what is this one about "ivan ramen. book was it was all about ramen totally geeked out >> jimmy: yeah >> this one is almost like a a home journal of all the food - the japanese food i've cooked for my own family. and i made it super simple i made every recipe myself i use microwaves, i do simple stuff. >> jimmy my language.alking in >> and you can make -- [ light laughter ] you can make the real thing, pleaseif and you want the book, preorder, because it's so much n tter for the overlords ie corporate world to see that people like it [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's an honest man all right, what are we making tonight? >> so we're making my signature dish the ivan ramen shio ramen. >> jimmy: shio ramen >> which means salt in japanese >> jimmy: yep. >> and we're going to put some soup in here this is chicken and dashi, the fish aromatic fish broth from jan. >> jimmy: yep. >> and we're going to go ahead and put some noodles here into >> jimmy: okay >> okay. >> jimmy: you're going to put noodles just in the strainer
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>> yes >> jimmy: this looks good. giant chop sticks. >> giant chop sticks >> jimmy: yep. comedy chop sticks >> comedy chop sticks. [ laughter ] but they actually really work. >> jimmy: yep. >> and then, we shake them out because if you don't get all the water out, then the carefully made soup gets diluted and it's gross >> jimmy: of course., >> right i'm going to show you how i do it, right i'm going to shake it out. and i'm going to see -- i want to see your dexterity. so why don't you go ahead and -- come on >> jimmy: i know [ cheers and applause you know this is going to be a a meme okay, here we go [ laughter ] >> nice. >> jimmy: we're good we're good we're good >> you're good you're good.w so just nod it right into there. >> jimmy: all right, look. here we go >> perfect oh, my god >> jimmy: look at that that just smells so good now what do you doad now yo-- >> now we're gonna add some pork belly >> jimmy: pork belly on top. >> pork belly on top >> j unbelievablethat, just >> yep, yep. some roasted tomato. >> jimmy: so it's almost like an art piece >> it is an art ece.
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and then we're going to add some of these gorgeous eggs, right. >> jimmy: look at this >> and then, we're going to add a little bit of scallion on top. >> jimmy: all right, now how isn the key to eatamen >> so the key -- it's a great question because in america, culturally slurping is noisy and messy. and you know, your mother said, "don't slurp your soup," right >> jimmy: of course, yeah. >> so mine said the same thing jimmy: yeah >> but in ramen, you want to take less than you think because most people think they want this much, and then, they go, "i can't >> jimmy: no, you can't. >> no, so you want to take less and put it out of the bowl so it doesn't stick, right? >> jimmy: sure >> and then, you want to remember when you're sipping that coffee in the morning, it's too hot, but you need it, right? right? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that is exactly well puou >> right, so then,e going to - >> jimmy: it's too hot, but you need it. i don't care if it burns your roof - >> you're going ri slurp this stuff t on a little cushion of air [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: all right, here we go ready? >> yeah. >> jimmy: take this. >> right a little less than you need. less than you need pull it out of the bowl. >> jimmy: yeah, i'm having trouble already doing this [ laughter ]
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>> you got it, you got it. i know you got it. >> jimmy: yeah, i know i got it hold on. here we go, look at this all right, good, yeah? >> and cushion of air. you got it oh, my [ cheers and applause that it is awesome so -- what i'm going to propose now, that i seen your incredible chops, that we should have a slurp-off. yeahee [ ch and applause >> jimmy: now what is a slurp-off? >> a slurp-off means that we're going to see who can crush these noodles faster than the other guy. maybe you guys have some kind of slurp-off music ♪ t >> jimmy: finish whole thing? [ light laughter ] >> you're going to finish the whole thing. yep. so - >> jimmy: all right. >> are you readyho now you it in your hands, because it's going to be easier and then, you can hold it close to your mouth, so you don't totally spoil yourself >> jimmy: okay >> and then -- five four three. one. go [ cheers and applause ♪ [ cheers and applause ♪
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>> jimmy: the master of disaster, ivan orkin, everybody! [ cheers and applause how do you do that "the gaijin cookbook" is available for preorder now [ cheers and applause my thanks to the cast of "stranger things," ramy youssef, chef ivan orkin! [ cheers and applause you're the best, buddy and the roots, right there, from philadelphia, pennsylvania [ cheers and appuse stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers.fo thank you watching have a great weekend hope to see you next week. bye-bye, everybody [ cheersnd applause ♪ [ chrs and applause
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