Hello. Sioux City. Your Woodbury County Supper Club has quite a cute baby. Try the pork chops. Baked beans. Just as good as Pizza Ranch and Le Mars ice cream. Hello. Ankeny. Arctic blasts, sub-zero chills, campaigning is a dream. I got frostbite. Gangrene. Iowans are not for sale. They're stubborn and picky. There's just no difference between Obama and Hillary. Hello from the Caucus Night. If Bernie wins I'm gonna die. This crazy circus. It's gone cuckoo-ca-choo and Huckabee is the guy who's long overdue. Hello Iowa Caucus night. We've called and knocked a thousand times to say this election, it's all gone insane. Huckabee's honest. Time to board the train today. Hello. Davenport. Amish chairs, Casey's jerky. Quad Cities has quite a port. Cedar Rapids. Czech Village. Corn and coffee politics. A selfie-stick image. There's a difference between Huck and the other fifteen. Hello from the Caucus Night. If Bernie wins I'm gonna die. This crazy circus. It's gone cuckoo-ca-choo and Huckabee is the guy who's long overdue. Hello Iowa Caucus night. We've called and knocked a thousand times to say this election, it's all gone insane. Huckabee's honest. Time to board the train today.