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whining about it. >> we can take the things out. if you want to smoke, light up. if you don't like it, leave. hang out and is my secondhand beverage ticking you off? don't come to where people are drinking. >> canada has a written warning on their cigarettes and a colored photo of cancer. i know. a lot of illiterate people were dying. you have a tough time buying gifts? >> i think that barbie dolls have a body image for kids. we should be more worried about teletubbies creating the image
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for our kids. childhood obesity is the biggest problem in america right now. kids are as fat as they have ever been. the good news is that less kids are running >> i think the toys are making our kids fat and make our kids gay. not that it's bad. if you can't give your child winnie the pooh and not expect them to be confused. a bear with a high-pitched voice who wanders around the woods wearing no pants. looking for a boy named christopher. that's an episode of dateline, not
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they are organizing a 1 million pound march. that's been a while. >> this discovered because i'm from chg and everybody in l.a. thinks they are in the entertainment business. i walk to mcdonald's and say i'm working at mcdonald's and i'm the choreographer-producer. can you produce me a cheeseburger? i also keep in touch with my parents and i bought them an answering machine trying to push them until the 21st century. they can grasp the secinology.
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how does this work again? hold the button and leave a message? >> just hold the button and leave a message. >> just hold the button and leave a message. i call and this is the message on their machine. >> fred, tommy said hold the button and leave a message. fred. i know what i'm doing. shut up! you don't have to yell at me. would you shut up. i'm trying to read the instructions. >> you don't need to read the instructions. would you shut up. what? you are going to hit me? put the gun down. >> you think men are too obsessed with sports? >> men are so obsessed that you can't even throw things in the
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garbage normally. like it's the nba basketball garbage normally. game or something. most of you shoot like you are in the wnba. not because you don't get it in, but nobody is >> we are going to take a break. don't go away. life's too great to be stuck get back to living. kaopectate multi-symptom relief quickly relieves 7 types of stomach problems so you can get back to life! kaopectate.
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>> welcome back to comics unleashed. >> i have a pet peeve now. when people try to get off the phone with you, they try to make it your fault. they will be like well, i guess i will let you get back to that. or like i don't want to take up any more of your time. you know i called you. dad. you know? i know a guy after he was stalk
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me over the phone. he was calling me like eight times a day for like six months. said he worked for visa. yeah, right. what i did, i had to speak to him and his language. i was like sir, i have 0% interest in you. >> i will tell you a way to get rid of people on the phone. he calls you and it doesn't shut up. you can't get a word in. finally there is a little breath. what i would do is hang up on myself. in other words, he would be saying something like -- i take a breath and i was thinking, this is a really important thing. i hang up. now, no one hangs up on himself.
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he thinks you got disconnected. see? he hangs up and waits for to you call him back. that's when i hang up and get the hell out of the house. >> did you grow up in this household? >> i grew up baptist. i was in church all day on sunday. all day. i wanted to be a catholic so bad. i had friends that i envied because one hour means one hour to catholics. i have seen them riot after one hour.
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let's go. here's another benefit. not that we talk about my people. the jews, they are real smart. first of all, we go to synagogue on friday night. we don't get up early in the morning on sunday when you want to rest. we go after we get paid. you are in a good mood. we will listen to any crap they tell us. even to think about it, be a black jew. >> we dressed up essentially in church. i think the black culture, we love to dress up and i like going to church because we dress up and i like to call them the three seeds. we dress up in church, concerts and court. >> how are you adjusting to l.a. life? >> kind of traumatizing to me at first. the women here have big honkers. it scared me at first.
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to compete i started wear a water bra. i'm serious. if it popped, i would drown. my boobs have not grown since i was a teenager. these are the only two a's i got in high school. it's bad. >> we have to take a break. don't go away. we'll be right back. yeahabout yourst talking emergency roadside service and how it's available 24/7 and then our car overheated... what are the chances? can you send a tow truck please? uh, the location? you're not going to believe this but it's um... it's in a tree. i wish i was joking, mate, but it's literally stuck in a tree. (car horn honking) a chainsaw? no, no, all we really need is a tow truck. day or night, geico's emergency roadside service is there for you.
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unleashed. >> i have a lot of friend who is hunt. they call themselves sports men as if hunting is a sport. if it is the other team has no idea it is playing. honey, i did not say that. that's the other black guy. >> this is what you call opinionated. my wife can say clinical psychologist. she always likes to analyze my motions. how did it make you feel knowing you might die or when i don't cook for you. how does it feel when i make you late? i'm a product of the public school system. my answer is always shut up. shut up. shut up. shut up. how does it make you feel that you won't have sex tonight? quick tip. women. i you when a man tells you to
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shut up. he already knows he is not having sex tonight. you don't like weddings, huh? >> i don't like weddings or baby showers. i think it's a scam to get gifts. serious. i don't know why we have to buy people stuff when they get married or have a baby and when they buy a house. why do i have to buy a present every time you make a mistake? nobody got me a present when i slept with david brynner. >> wait a minute. that was the present. >> a lot of fun. i want to thank you at home.
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until next time,
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♪ right now on "eyewitness news" march madness put three physical schools in the spotlight eyewitness news traveling with each team. sports director don bell tells us whose staying in the big dance and whose coming home. >> the hawk will never die. motto of st. joseph's university and the school's mascot. vittoria woodill goes behind the scenes with the hawk. see wait takes to be one of the
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most famous mascots in college basketball. and how about this. we're tracking snow for the first day of spring. when it arrives this weekend and how much you can expect where you live. we begin tonight with march madness. excitement in philadelphia. good evening, i'm ukee washington. >> i'm jessica dean. villanova and temple wrapped up earlier today. st. jeez still very much in progress. sports direct don bell joining us now with all the action. >> what day. >> great day. you know what, trying to catch our breath. a lot going on. best of times and the worse of time. we'll start witness worst. temple was the tenth seed hooking up with number seven iowa. to brooklyn he go. final seconds of regulation. temple down by three. do cozy was clutch. fouled on the three goes to the line. nails the first two and here is the third. it is good. the senior from union, new jersey, makes all those free throws led all scorers with 26 points. died at 70. hawk eyes ting up app air ball.
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adam woodbury the seven footer with the put back and it is heartbreak for the owls. they lose to iowa, 72-70 at the buzzer. meanwhile jay wright and the fellas starting their run in brooklyn. and villanova takes on u inform c ashville. ryan arcidiacono at the end of the first haver. that's good. they had a 14-point lead at the break. in the second, villanova taking advantage of the underside bulldog. sheffield, five cats notifying double figure. nova moves on way 30-point win over unc ashville. next up for the while cats the team that broke temple's heart nova and iowa sunday right here on cbs3. meanwhile a game that's going on right now. cincinnati and st. joe's from spokane, washington.
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dem brie had 20 points in the first half. he was absolutely on fire. will probably be a pro. meanwhile, check out the shot right there from aaron brown. what can brown for you? still playing and in spokane cincinnati on top 76-75 with 14 seconds remaining. once this game is final we'll have highlights for you especial until sports here on cbs3. >> i can't take it. >> nail biters all day long. temple games and st. jeez game. thanks so much, don. >> stand by. >> stand by. >> st. joe's game has been tight really throughout. >> all the way. "eyewitness sports" reporter might as well news reporter david spunt -- >> something happened, david. he's over at st. joe's. >> they just score. 78-76. >> let's see what's going on. okay. all right. we are 78-78 just it look like we're going to overtime guys live here right now at the perch a lost tension. you can cut it with a knife. people have been all night just
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jumping up and down pacing back and forth. clearly didn't expect this to go tonight. we're seeing right now actually looks like it's 78-76, so you're taking a live look right now just to kind of see waiting for that final call here but i just between play some sound with some of those players, some of those fans from a little bit earlier. i want you to hear real quick what folks had to say as they were watching the game. >> i'm really happy with our fellow hawks, how they've been doing and i'm real excite to see where they go. >> i'm so happy either way making it this far is such an accomplish many. i'm confident they'll do well. >> no what the what happens, i'm always be a hawk. hawk's for life. the hawk will never die and dreams never die. the passion that's 60ed right in you i enjoy seeing. i'm very very much excited. >> you can see how much things change ukee and jessica right now it look like things are favoring st. joe waiting to see exactly what that referee call
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is right now, but things have been changing by the second here at the perch for everybody watching this st. joe's game. so i guess we're waiting for the official referee call here but if things go nuts, we'll be are there. we'll be here waiting for it. you can see how quickly things change. this is live tv, folks. >> that's right. >> right here at the perch. >> david, i'm going play referee. because we're looking at a monitor right now. cincinnati had a dunk at the buzzer but i don't believe the dunk was out of his hands when time ran out. i'm thinking st. joe's won this. >> all right. 78-76. >> referee, ukee. there it is right there. >> the light went on. >> referee ukee washington. >> there you go. >> we'll confirm that with don a little bit later. >> we'll be here if you need to come back we'll be here. >> all right, beside dee. thanks so much. we have more march madness coverage coming up for u spring officially starts this sunday and winter doesn't want to let go at all. we're tracking snow for the weekend.
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meteorologist lauren casey in for kate and closely watching the system that's heading or way, lauren. >> thank you ukee. if you're not fan spring snowfall you'll like the news have i to dispense some changes in our model data over the last 24 hours. reflecting that we might see little bit less than we were thinking originally. storm scan3 showing us quite conditions around the region but keeping our eyes on two areas of moisture up wind. this one particular area in the lower midwest and the secondary area down towards the gulf of mexico. we will still see an area of low pressure develop and rite aid along the coast and tap in to these two areas of moisture but the models have been changing. our last run of models and particularly big changes from the model runs yesterday pulling back on the system's strength and organization of this system that moves in on saturday and affects us into sunday reflecting earlier start time on saturday and earlier end time on sunday. it look leak it now will start to move in late day on saturday and come to a close by sunday evening. more mixing is always being reflected with lower snowfall
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totals. so we'll talk about what that means for us, how much snow we can actually see. hasn't has the highest chance at seeing snowfall as opposed to rain/snow mix coming up a couple of minutes. >> lauren, we'll check back in with you. thanks so much. police say two people riding dirt bikes are responsible for a deadly shooting. the males allegedly rolled up to a corner store on some are set street in the fair hill neighborhood of philadelphia and shot a 22-year-old man as he was leaving. that victim was rushed to temple university where he was pronounced dead. one person is in custody tonig tonight. no word on that second suspect. french president holland what happens the paris terror suspect taxi diet to do france to face trial. they captured him during a gun fight believed to be the moment he was caught his leg injured in the raid. police were led to him after they discovered his fingerprints during a raid on tuesday. authorities say abdeslam helped
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plan the paris attacks. >> a jury sides with hulk hogan awarding him $115 million in his sex tape lawsuit against gawker. the jury deliberated for six hours to reach its decision in the two-week trial. the former professional wrestler suiter gawker for posting a video in 2012 of him having sex with his former best friend's wife. hogan's lawyers argued this was a violation of his privacy. gawker's editors couldn't 10ed that video was news worthy. it is the end of an era for two high rise apartments in north philadelphia. the philadelphia housing authority will implode the norman bloomberg homes tomorrow morning at 7:15. that will make room for more than 1200 new homes. about 500 families must evacuate by 6:30 tomorrow morning. that evacuation zone is 22nd to 24th street from shards wood to oxford the dust zone from 21 to 25 turner to master
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streets. >> spring right around the corner you might notice a change the neck time you fill up at the gas station. >> it is that time of year when gas prices typically go up but why? good question. nicole brewer joins us with the reason. >> most of the people we spoke to thought maybe it was the increase in travel and that is definitely part of it but we found that there are a few different factors we'll get to those in just a second. matt from washington township wants to know, why do gas prices go up in the spring? it's a good question, matt, because when prices go up, we're all paying the price. ♪ >> reporter: do you pay attention to gas prices in. >> are you kidding. >> i fill up almost every other day. >> reporter: any idea why they go up in spring. >> taxes. >> voting maybe. >> they say because the demand more people driving. >> reporter: why do gas prices go up in the springtime? >> due to the custom blend. >> david is a professor of economics at villanova university. he says in addition to arise in crude oil prices refineries
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reformulate their gasoline blends to be morae economy friendly for spring and summer. >> that's really interesting. >> reporter: they change the gas systemly. >> is your nose growing. is that true? >> i'm a chemical engineer. i should have known that. >> the main reason to try to cut down on the smog that we have in our large metropolitan cities. >> reporter: at all part of the clean air act of 1990 requires them to make the switch. it means extra chemicals and more manpower. >> it also takes time to make that switch, right? >> it does. it takes time for the refineries to shut down. then to get the process started back up, and before they're shutting down, they're making sure all of the winter gasoline is sold. >> how much does it go up. >> it can range from 5 cents a gallon to 30 cents a galdi pending on how oil is being traded. >> reporter: he says fuel formulas are a customized for major cities depending on pollution concern. is that why gas prices are so much hire in filly. >> we have larger he can seiss
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taxes, ren, liability, higher wages all these are factor. >> we have no choice in thissing do we? >> my back hurts bending over putting fuel in my vehicles. sure, i noticed it. we all do. >> reporter: it does cost more but the environmental protection agency or epa says summer blends contain one point 7% more energy than winter blend gas which gives us slightly better mileage in the summer months. so at least we're getting a little something out of it. >> folks are on the move. >> i know. >> very good. >> absolutely. >> thanks nicole. >> you're welcome. >> we want to hear your good question log on to cbsphilly.c cbsphilly.com/good question to submit your question and tweet us using the hash tag cbs3 good question. nicole will be here every night with the answer on "eyewitness news". we cannot wait to hear from you. a down to the wire finish for the victorious st. joe's hawks. march madness wouldn't be complete without team mascots. >> vittoria woodill goes one-on-one with the hawk to learn about the traditional

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