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d simucal guests rt oberpltan and isalon kusras featuring n jobatiste and stay human. and w,no livone tapfre om the edullivan theater in new york ci, it's stephen col!bert ( cheers andla appus)e >>teenph: there you !go ere you go! ohat, th'sha wt i'm lookinrg fo rithght ere! th'sha wt i'm talkinoug abt! ( cheers a andppuslae ) ♪ ♪ >>teenph: friday! fray. happy fr.iday welc wome,elmeco one and all, in re, out therr.e, m and amrs.mecari, all the st ahipst tsea,o he"t late show."
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i am youhor st, stephen ercolbt. wjon,e dema it. >> jyuon: p. te>> sph: enhappy friday. >> jon: ayfrid! >> stephenpp: hay idfray to everybody.i wo ukep today thin, kingist i still thur?sday la ( ugerht ) turned outs it'frayid. hope you alle havweenekd plans. joe biden cenlrtaiy esdo, becatouse moowrr is his bihd.ay so-- ap( plause ) thyoere u .go thyoere u .go so, ouif y s heeim, be sure to sing "happrty bihd."ay buavt lee f ofthe ♪ how old y areouow n ♪ stju don't ask. joe 'thasn bwnlo out the candles yet, but p i'mrey ttsure i know his wish: be ptterolnul mbers ug( laht )er an cd ofoue,rs more wishes waalys wish for wmoreiss.he th hat'sow g iot this gig. ( laerught ) ( applause )i dot n'think-- herehe's t thg-in- ( auapplse ) i don't k thinbin degets enough credit t forhehi tngs he does acmpcolish.
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"you need tone,woth, ree-- three boosters! aha--hha-ha!" ( appl )ause where's myht ligni?ng whe'ers my lightning! one of thes guywhs o'most "mseupt" is conservevati ptoasr and prisonen talt owsh hypnotist, m mariourloil. murillo saids thiabt oubig bird protoming the vax:>> ts hiis the most nidemoc thing i'eeve sn ain long time. s>>tephen: (as chpreaer) "rt!epen for lo, i sabew a asrit se upou t tofhe sea: an e-fightoot ctallany aron roller sk watesha ug mhte my letters h andowo t share oymy ts! 'sit the work of d theev."il ( laughter ) ( applause )it 's-- a whatra's czybo aut this is that g bibird promotiacng vcis neis nothinw.g ne ck in 1972, bibig rdas w intellg dski, "don't wai ccvainate."
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in new yortyk ci. ( applause ) realreallyee llsike things are lookin.g up sowh, at else is g ooingn tinhe ne? ohin, maryland, tvehey' fndou a sef orare, contagious eymonkpox! moeyx pois a pretty rare sease but itea sprdsas eily beuscae it's sprearod thugh largspe reiroraty droplets. meathatnst' is airborne. i amd we tol he avfootage of the eymonkpospx reading. fly! fly! >> senteph: w,no before you get out the lyansol d arstt wiping do yr oumonkey-- ( applause ) >> stephen: shyou ou kldnow, though monke iypoxs tinhe sameil famy vofiruses assm aloxlp, it causes ermild symptoms. okay. so, it'sry sca, t buit's no smlpalox. in others, new wkeorrs in a nnsylvania lab discodverefr oz venials marked ll"smapo"x. hey! mano sllx pountil you've
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♪ ♪ ( appl )ause >>te sphen: happy ayfrid. joban tiste and stumay han, everybody! ch ( ee arsnd applause ) hay idfray, jon. on>> j: pphay friday!ha ppfry iday. velo you all outre the. te>> sph: enjon, i'll tell u-- ch( eers and appe laus). >> jon: yloveoull a. te>> sph: enthanks, every.ybodpl ea, sehave a seat. jou n yokn wowho is hereto nit,gh the one, thlye on themu ltalitented, the dicynam modyna hseimlf, mr. kevirtn ha iser he. >>onli: ving legend. stephen: biarg st. thatn 's ahonest to hugod ge .star >> jon: does suptand in stadiums s>>tephen: 55,000 people.>> j: onby yourself taon sge. >> stephthen: ats imore thanth
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apauplse ). te>> sph: enhey, everybody, 'rwee back here kwithev hinart. right there. kevin, ita got a yskou a questiboon autou yr friend dwneoh jnson. >>ur se. it'sng goi tgeo t very honest. ( laughter ). >> ste: phenweal tked about this week,ma he deom se news th wk eeby saying the at hhas a habit ofin peeg ain water bottle whiles he'woinrkg out. ka>> oy. >>ph steenwe: re you aware of is? haouve y sn eethis nap your workouts wmrith . aydwne johnson? >>t'nos t news to me. he has sme llledikure ine for years. te>> sph: encan you talk to him? it makes no e senstoe. m >> at rta ceaipon int you know when a perhason s pra oblem. he'sli deangit wh something el.se >> ste: phensohi ts isco mpsaenting. ea>> yh,he tre were time ts onhe set when i l wasik "e,should we
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say someth"ing? anshde was like, " bhe'sig." ju l iett happen. just i lett pphaen, man. stephen: spngeaki of big. the u yoare on "men'urs jonal" with your tymigh bepics. right e.ther you're kind dofoing this thing, ghthou. yorein kd of doing tishe ft thing undethrnea t bheicep. >> actua tlly,hishs irt here i d hatrouble put itingt .on s>>tephen: you veha always en fit. w hoold are you ?here 1>>3, 13 years thold ere. >> stephthen: eryoe u go.>> tt'has right. .>> stn:ephe rhtig there. y>>eah, it just r gotat "edr," dndi't it, ladies. it got redat "r." .s >> steph: enas a teenager wearing a dospee, d dithat help our hurtr youlo lveife. >> that saonys cfintde. there's innothg remo confidentth an y aoung black kn id ia speedo. byhe t way, you guys probably thk atth was with mym swi te.am noth, atas w on my classp. tri ( laughter )
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melet tl elyou-- let mel tel you-- let elme tl u yohow bad th is. goi'm intog tell you hodw ba thhois ptos. i adwe h ala css trip-- i twento ge worgeasnghiton high school. i i was heon t sm witeam. at's the norm. tharese e e thtrunks you wear. evguery y iisn a speedo. woarmen e tinapered suits. i nodid t owkn the world oef th otswher imor wld. i nodid t owkn the long swim trunksst exi. i went te o thtr, ipmy georgewa shgtinon high school. and we getth in e olpo, and i sa i s'mo happy i brt oughmy trunks. and i ghbrout smypeedos. t'les go! i and geout t there-- ithe's t fitirst me h ieard a group, say "what thble ( ee) p do you have on?" i've never--th at e mesa time--t t sheame time. d i was like ( laughter ) ( auapplse ) i lwsike-- i reme, mbergog,in "what yoare urll a speedos at?" nobolsdy ee d haon speedos.
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'sthat mcly ass trip. 'sthat are gat picture. >>ph steentw: o years ago, when you wer--e on auactlly three,rs yea a, gosince then, you-- you iweren sea rious carc cintde. >> yess., ye >> ste: phenanrey sidual or e aryou feeling t righasai rn? >> nano, m, m i'great. bai'm cko t100%. ryve lucky to bere whe im. a of couthrse e prapeciation forli feoe gs up 1,000% ywhenou have aypny te aofccident that, you kncoow, ulhad ve caused rminal harm,e liktohe wre it didn'te havtoe bwhat it isno w. >> stephend : ani deunrstand itad me you rethinurk yo work-life bae.lanc >> abseloluty. >> ste: phenbuitt 's been a lecoup oyef ars. how do k youeethp at-- how do you ykeepoumir nd fedocus wrehe it shod ulbe? >> i htoave bhoe nest with you. it's likoue, y kw,no right now,h iss iwhen the batsttle ar,ts right? beuscae after my aenccidt,f oof cose w ias shut down i and was home.an d teafr that the pandemic. and yo lu'reoongki tail course lmof aostwt o and a halfrs yea whe eri've been home. thfos cuon my family a was priority. that ustnderanngdi-- absolutely,
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that's mbyy ba. th'sat my tribe, right the.reth e rtha household. thhae rt household pl( apau )se so, you knowth, i infok r me, the thins,g wa i s'much a woahrkolic. i get 1, t000%o cmyraft, to my business. d anit was underdistanngha tt i'm not himatcngha tt energy at meho. w do i-- howi do gi tvehat en aergyndak me sure that thatis gngoi into them f, irstand enhe t work second? i dowas initg reverse. i was doiting wk orfirst, famiecly sond. and i thin tk itak aes lot to check your, selftond uerstand whe u'yore walking w, rongand where you'akre tinstg heaps aret n'correct step nsoow that 'rwee getting back into the s owingf inthgs and i'm ba ackt work, it's m theenlta of, okalay, l ghrit, we're back int.yo u' hreustling again. but we shuwnt do f aor week, let's go hanome d t'les chill. you've been t,at i make sure you two weeks aifnd we,id ks, and yo pu'reriitorizing. so i think w nowhei'n m able to
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>> as tta maerf ofact, i should st tkialng personal iand shldo gdark. this projecton is e... lahtuger )th isro pject is one ithat tkoo onecseau i just feltre the was dea si omef that neededbe to shown. ini thk awell battle with thgsan, d i think ththe ings we be attlwi, thsometimes we ha ave tough time etof lting the osthings out. wthisasy mway of lettihong tse gsthin o autnd putting tonhem display. stephen: so d youon k'tnow at the show bois aut. o,>> n io dn't. i don't. i don't. i don't. but it h-as - >> steenph: are there muerrders? ea>> yh,he tre are a lot of rders. actually devedelop t shehow by llcaing eric new wman,hos ithe crea wtor,rir tebehind "narcos," d i called hanim, d sai id, , "heyi ntwa to kill somy.ebod" ( laughter ) and i ded cidei ntwa to kill somebody. anhed was like, "wayou nte mto help?"i sa, idno. atth's your pers bonalusesins. i twanto ado tv show based arndou that. and we dopeveledt, i man. and amit ce t ougreat. weand sureced amazing tt.alen
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take a pictuitre wh us. >> make ysureou pt osit, outhgh. >> i g iott. >> as a matter of fact, tag me and i' rllepost it. intalkg toou y? where are oiwe gng? we're mo?ving >> wow, wow. ( applseau ) woo. wow. >>ph steenbe: fore we go i ha tveo ask you a kquic estion. i veha hea yrdou say that your goal-- you wtoant bae biioirnae. >> oy.ka >> ste: phensof ithatth is e case, if you be ecoma biiollnaire, what bwille uryo llbiionaire quir meso people-- soreme a gngoi to spe. e aryou going toce spa? are goyou intog drill to the center of the h?eart what y areouoi gng to do? en people be bcomeilonliaires they becomale rely b (leep ) d.weir >> those arete whi bliilonais.re ( laur ghte ) ap ( plseau ) ♪ ♪ ye, mei an -- >> ste: phenyoreu' goi tngo be lmoreikope rah. yoju bstecome super ?nice >> i will-- lli wi--ri befly i pwillutt iin context, .okay
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