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democracy? >>id d it. w>>ow, mii ss lex luthor. whe eris he, anyway? >> here y is mev pillan--we 'rgoe ing to ship nga sile wah tcbattery in a l boxarge enghou to hold a wr/ashedrr!ye ( maacnial laugh ) >> announce ir:t's he"t late " showwith stephen colbert! tonit,gh theet w plusst, ephewen lcom:es bruce springsteen! featinurg joban tistane d "stay human." and w,no livone tapfre om the ed sliulvan tethear in new york tyci, it s'steph cenolbe!rt ch( ee arsnd applause ) emthe song playi)ng >> ste: phenheo,ll my friends! check it! outhe y! it's ntoice s yeeou!
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>> stephen: ehey,veborydy! give it orup f j bonatiste and "stamay hun,pl" ease. ba( ndla pying ) (chrsee and applaus)e n,jo good to see ya. (chrsee and applaus)e pee. >> jon: , yeahchk ecus out.oh ! >> senteph: eaplse have a seat, ybeverody. thanu k yove mryuch. jo lteisn, i know yo cu'reool yoand u fdoun things anu d yodo cool thingats th a freun... t i bet-- whevater you name, i t i did someg thincoerol this weekend. j: onwhat did youth do is weend? >>ph steenwe: ll, you have to nahame wt u yodid, and seei if can beat it. on>> j: ayok. >> senteph: atwh's the coolest thinu g yodithd is weekend? >> jthon: is week, ih!-- o i went to eydisn wldor. ch( ee arsnd applause ) >>ph steenth: at's pretty .cool j>>on: yeah! >> stephen: 'sthat pttrey cool. at's pretty .cool i had dinniter wh ondi warwick. jon: oh! ( cheers appnd alaeus ) s>>tephen: yeah o whwon? whn,o wo j?on >> jon: th--at's y gouot that
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e. s>>tephen: i goatt th that'sha-- tt'mys ace in the le, right there. >>: jonwow! >> stephthen: ers e'ado cuntmeary in the mlaontcir fieslm ftil vaabout her life, caedll "don't makeov me er." and thennt i ierewvied her afrwteards for theie audnc ae,nd thenwe we nt t outo nndier afarterwds. sh e'ssooo cl. >> jon: !yeah >> senteph: e'shs 80, she's still got shit, e ilstl looks faasc,ti she's stille, lik tolltay present anerd engec,ti still >>on: yes, yes!>> sphteen: s--he's ♪ do yoowu kn thy e watoan s josé ♪ cheers andla appus e) >>: jonhaa!-h th aat'smangzi.>> sphteen: you forg yet--ou forget howy manaminazg hits she had, w andhaant amazing wom e shwas-- is. >>on j: oh, my goos.dnes stephen: yeah. have you ever hemet r? >>on: i've n mevereter h. >>te sphen: i'll iduntroceou y. >> ji on: cat n'wait! i'll hyoold u ttohat one. te>> sph: enjon, have yoeru ev met bruce ngspristn?ee >> jons!: ye i have. thsse bo. ( ch aeersndpp alause ) >> stephen: usbecae atth's etty cool. ( cheers appnd alaeus ) 's right overer he, stju numites away frow.m no brspuce ristngeen is right there. (cheers and auspplae) (auendice woofs )
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a freeholdio regnahil gh schoolr adteua. ( laerught ) >> stephween: lli , will show yo-- w iill email yoesur rumeto y.ou it's atl lite t bilonger than at. ( laug hter) >> all right. >> senteph: u yowrite in the inodtruction of thoois bk,ou y sathy, "esare e treacherous times,h witmu acht stake, with erevything at st"ake. i agrethe wi you, but what do u meboan autha tt, specalificly? i anme, it's harrongwi. oh, it's hainrrowg,ea yh. do yanou wt rjmaorie taylor greemane, ttae gtz, ron desantis and ou-fr exeaesrls leader ciding the fofate the americaner expimt?en au( diceen booing ) >> stephoken: ayal, l right, so i agwiree thll a that danger. >>has t'what i define as treacherous. >>te sphen: i agrethe wi all atth danger. ybut,ouno kw, kpieeng yourho
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pep, u i think, isor a mal coanmmdment. t>>hat's correc s>>tephen: you , knowi y,sa you doot n worry. hsoow do you keouep yr peho up? where dohaes tt meco from, for u?yo >> well, h youavtoe be a fiti ongptimist, i bveelie, you know. in the s tenseha wt,ell, there was an aptttem tovo erturn free and fair eiolectn. it failed. s>>tephen: but y everday, learn there m wasucmoh re comptylexi tito , and much more >> yeah, thajut's st coming out. t i guess-- ani me, 'sit a clicbuhe, t w hodo you remai tiopmistic? i' gveot young kids. i have to. doi n't have a ce.hoic yoowu kn? >> stephenre: su. applause y>>ou know, i m tean,heth oer chceoi is-- is untabhinkle. so, you knowha, i veo tremain opsttimiic. and seeing t yhem,ouno kw, my kids were atout grgeoe floyd anbld ack lives ma ptterrosttes. seeiheng t derivse group of yog unpeople in three stetths e y after the tielecon.
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(ee chrsnd a applause ) >> stepheny,: he eryvebody! e we'rba wckith the author, along wiarth bacobk ama, of b theoo"rk enegades," ucbre springsteen. ople talk abthout e rkwo-life bal aance l.ot and, whet n arisou yr work,is trehe such a thing as an art- blifealcean, or is evytnghi blended? ea>> yh,ea yh, no, thereot's g to be.i thk init's like, l iike, fndouou t rleay on, i was , likelovemy j, obgreat way toe makali vi, ngno way to liifve, reyou' aus mician. you know, so'v youe t goto watch yourself j, obit's a great way to make living. ouif y flyul subsume youf rselin itit n'so way to live.
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d anthere have bmaeen nyma, ny arstprs evious to mend-- a my s-peer- o whdidn't figurate th ou a indt can be verery, vy, ry dangerousyo to u,en mtally, phiclyal. noclvieang between ywoour rk alifendou yr family lifde anyo urom he life, you .know you've got to msoake meer vy clear bounda ariesnd distinctiof ns iyowau nt to live a llif le inh botthe osareas. >>te sphenwe: ll, that is thsomeinyog u may not hanove kwn 1in975 when thibus alm opdrped, d-- ch( ee arsnd applause ) "born to run." a ktbreahrghou moment for you. i undendrsta y bourought thsomeintog shousw from thisal bum. >>h! right. some sbodyai bd,ring show and , tellbrg insomething.oh , right, le et mgeaht old. this is guthe it tarhat is--
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(ch eers and appelaus ) that's g theuir.ta>> sphteen: that's the one. (ap plause ) >> i've playhied ts itguar for 50ea yrs.i bohtug it when i 2 22ea yrs old, for o$185n highway i 34, thk,in in belmar, nejew rsey, from a-- man( plapause )-- fr aom great guitan r manadme phil d vei' had it everce sin. it's kind ofut a mt,t' is made upf o twdifferent gus.itarbu t isth guitar has ibeenn everuby cl, eathter, arena, and adium acrossri amecaan, d mostof t , 'sit been aroundit a b. ( cheers a andppuslae )>>
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sphteen: are you-- 's not the ogunly it yarou iplayn nccoert, though,ht rig? >> no. te>> sph: enwhat does itl fee li wn heyou go from heanotr guitar to othisne? when this geone n hurlis ke, ih guitar on,on i d'tav he anything eension of my acaltu body, you know. anything ei lse pi uckp, it's a itar. u yoknow? and-- anord, f se omreason, i've ayed this fo lr soonthg at it just became rta pa oyof ur-- of yo--ur your naturartl so of ysique. d-- but i dopln't ayt imuch onge sta tsehe days becaus'se it tten-- i sor pt ofutt ia li bttleitut o to pasture,s it' nedo so much goorkd wo f more. >>ph steenha: ve you thought abt ouputting it oo ut tst?ud >>ea yh, yeah. la( ugerht ) i shouyold, u owkn. >> stephen: , herei' tllake that foyar . i' pllut it back. >>ea yh, okay.
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(laughter ) (applause ) s>>tephen: theru e yogo. have you er velet jon stewart toucish th? >> d ion'tel bieve jon stewart s hatouched thatta guir,o. n >> stephen: la( ug hs) (ug laht er) >>te sphen: now, yfaour nsre a famousevly dot.ed are thery e anpaicrtular meesmori ofaf ns expressing r theiapecpriation to yohau, tt come to mind? >>ea yh, there's ba een few. thwoe rst was, aft jer iumdpeov erhe t wall at elvhois' use, ani-d - which, lonorg sty orsht, i mpjued over the awallt viels' hous se toeef ielvis was at htlauger) and-- >>te sphen: was he? n>>o, he was ine laktae.ho >>teenph: okay. >>nd a then they t mhrewe t.ou but i had a oflot fs andoing tho at tmeor f quite a while. d of course,n whei ulwod chase athemwaofy f my frontla wnth, ey would sayt, bu uyo diito telvis!
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>> stepheny,: he eryvebody! ch( ee arsnd applause ) we're back wthith e thauor of "renesegad." you know thiy.s gu it b'sruce springs.teen on tf op othboe ok and the podcast thouat y c danownload, yoalavso he-le- t me be sure
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gtoet this right-- okay, s it ia concert ofilmfth e gelendary "1979 ukno nes concert." ( rschee and applause )th eryoe u go. >> now, thisere o pneroblemwi thhi ts album cover. every bandbe memr oisn it,ex ce fptor roy benton. robeonnt is not on talhis bum cover, bsty miak ae,nd i'm in veryp dee(bl eep ) abou,t it which hyis w iri bng it up this evineng. so, roouy, y a nreot here, but you arhee re ,in my heart. ( cheendrs a alappuse ) >>te sphen: so, foe r thpeleop whn'o dot-i - remember, i was te riggeht a tbeo listening to cothe nct,er the no nukes concert. >>h,ow w. >>teenph: i was-- i was 15.
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fothr e people who't don kw,no what wheas t nnuo kes concert? >> the nkeo nus nccoert was a benefit erconct r fono nukes. ( laughter ) >> stephthen: erite is. there yo.u go>> a, ndat the time,as i w ndki of talked iitnto by jasockn brown, and t thehree le island nur cleaacdecint inconvcemed to take part. tsohat's what thohe sw s.wa thwaere s l alkinds of peo-ple- tom petty, jonacks bwnro, chaka kahn... >>te sphen: james nn rieaitt... >>.. .james taylor, bonnie rat,it there were t a loofre gat simucians. anwed played madisqson uare garden fi or, thk,in two nights, onofe which was mrty bihd,aywh eri e turned 30. and it wasre a gatho sw. thste e re betand played fnor a ho aurnd a half, ahind ts lmfi th iats coming outen momtalyri
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fisilm of that .show >> stephen: d anwe have a clip hef-re o- thi ink this is the enof your se ncondig ohtut there. >>ka oy. te>> sph: enso you've alyread turned 30, ink thi. >> yeah. te>> sph: enand the crowd is yingo tget u yoto dono e more song. jim? >> can i't giko on le is!th ( cheers andus applae) i'm 30 years! old my hea start'srtg into go on me! - i can't! ch( eersnd a applaeus ) - i can't! ( cheers and applause ) i can't! (chee arsnd applause )i dowan't nt you to beg. i wadon't nt t youo beg! ( chndeers a auspplae ) (♪ "quartther to re ♪e") ♪ wel'tl, don y knoouw half pas, t ninewi dadthdy g ♪ hine's swgi on ngthe saxth wi t girhels of blue ♪ d we'reanngci al tl overheoom r ♪ people weancire dngik le eyth were mad ♪ngin swig best band theyve er had ♪ sngwiing best song couler bd eve
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♪ig a nht wh itdaddy g ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ( cheers a andppuslae ) >> ( laug)hs >>teenph: you're 30! yocat n'go on, you're 30! >> i't can gono like that, i'm 30 years old! and that, 'sthat it!>> sphteen: what's t ffdierence betweouen y n aownd that 3ye0-ar-old guy, whand at's the same? >>l, wel is t'funny. stage, i doknn't owf i ere's a lot ifof dfencree, you know. applause ) ani me, u yoknow-- you , knowweti sll come out, anwed take it all w theay, every ghnit that we'rest on age, you know. ch( ee arsnd applause )
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so, you , knowi anme, that's a complylete dfeifrent person. u yoknow, at 30,as i w sllti a kid,-- and a tndhat was myen ti lreife,ha wt you're viewing right there, ynoou kw. so, that's-- >> stephen a: nortif-le balance there. >> (lahsug ) anort-life balance! no, juorst wk,or wk, work, work. soat, th w dasifferent. but-- but cabasill iy, still feel a iboutt e thway that kid would have. th ht asn'chgeand at all, you kn.ow >> senteph: 'rwee so luckyyo u' greoing to be d aoing sgon for usig tonht. ( cheers a andppuslae ) (pio anriff ) >>te sphen: mr. bruce ngspristn,ee what will yeou b playing? >> wl ilbe playing "the" (chrsee and applaus)e which was a so wng iro--te ait's sg oni wrote whenas i w that y mounganig rht there, i e wrotitro pbably only w oeeksr monthsor befe atth show.i wa29s when i wrot, e ityou , knowanitd 's held up pyrett
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, wellanitd was really the benngiing of a cer ktaininofd myra narti wveriting, that led toec a rori d made called"n ebskraa" and a reci ord made ca "lledthghe ost of tom joad" "dand evs il& dust." sort of-- ( applause ) stephen: i mbremeerhe wn it cautme o. i was i 16, wa16s , anjud i st myhad lenicse. i s obprably late co hmingome, i s thwi a friend ofe minwho d hamoved down tuto soh rocalina frosom bto an,nd he really inuctrodede mto your musi d anhe goes, "ohu, yo veha to ar t" his,anwed listened to "the river." ani s wariveted by it. i iknewt s wasomeinthg new. and i'm oucuris,ha wt did that song mtoean y touhen, and wha esdo it mean now?40 y learsat?er >>th at e meti, i wrote the song--em i remr bei wrote the so ingn the middleth of e ghnit, and i liwas vi ongn a farm in w nejersey. ani meca home from ttuhe sdio, and i wep nt utoy mroom, and i't m nosu--re i'm not surate wh thite iniainl spiration was.
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i k thini d habeen listeniong t so hk anwilliams, an hd head a songut abo gngoi down to the r,rive a tndhe river was, dry someg thinli tkehat, you , sittayed in my .head and ismy stewar s-- who lived onlyf halanou hr away from me, s sort of li mvingy repants' li yves,ouno kw? wtheyerjue st, you knowvi, ling a velury be-llcoar life. r husband wacos a nsuctrtion wo, rkeritas w the '70sre ceiossn, there wasa n't looft woo rk tbead h. ani arstted-- reallye , shwas the inatspiriofon r-- she and her husband twerehens ipiration for three co othf at d,nc oe i got the inopeng lines,t tha"iom ce from down in the vallwhey, er me,r., when u're young, btheyri yngou up o to dli ykeour daddy do tne,"he re fstell out afteatr th. you know?
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( appl ause) so-- >>ph steenwe: ll, bruce, tshank msouch for beinreg he. >> yeah! >>teenph: thanks foryi plang waalys wonderfulta to lko tyou. ( cheers a andpplause ) the book"r is enadeges." thmae n is bruce sgsprinte.en he'll igbe rhtac bk with a song. ick around. ♪ ♪
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