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♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests - will ferrell and paul rudd sabastian maniscalco musical guest jenny lewis, and featuring the legendary roots crew >> questlove: 1559, gobble >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: thank you! thank you! thank you very much, everybody [ cheers ] thank you. welcome, welcome, welcome. please, welcome to "the tonight show. you're here. [ cheers and applause thank you for watching i want to wish everyone a very happy thanksgiving [ cheers and applause ♪ happy thanksgiving happy thanksgiving happy thanksgiving i didn't miss celebrating over zoom, but i definitely missed that mute bu [ light laughter ] yeah, the holiday is pretty much over, which means right now everyone's back with their immediate family talking smack about everyone else. [ light laughter ] on thanksgiving, there are always two kinds of families - the one that wakes up early to run a 5k, and the one that stays up late to reheat all the food they just put away. it's like, alright -
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[ light laughter ] [ applause ] who's hungry let's make some sandwiches come on! i read that more than half of all people said that they were exercising in the weeks leading up to thanksgiving you know, it might be time to cut back when we're all training for a meal. don't you feel [ light laughter ] yeah, the first thanksgiving was celebrated 400 years ago in 1621. [ scattered cheers ] that's right that was the - [ applause ] that was the first time someone finished eating, then looked at their spouse like, "when are they gonna leave?" [ laughter ] but i hope everyone had a nice thanksgiving it was a fun day of trying to figure out - [ cheers and applause i hope you had fun yeah, it was a fun day of trying to figure out if uncle ralph's vaccinated without actually asking if he's vaccinated [ light laughter ] "how you doing, uncle ralph? is that a band-aid on your shoulder [ light laughter ] second shot hurt worse than the first one? third one? [ light laughter ] that's right, people took vaccination status very seriously. though, i thought it was weird to see a bouncer outside grandma's house.
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[ light laughter ] i.d. and vax card. you can go see nona. [ light laughter ] of course, a lot of people like to drink wine on thanksgiving. i love how - [ cheers and applause i love how my aunt puts away three glasses and says, "boy, that turkey really makes you sleepy." [ laughter ] yeah, 63% of people drink wine, 19% drink beer, and 10% drink liquor while the other 8% mix all that together and wake up on christmas. [ laughter and applause they're in the audience here tonight! [ cheers and applause welcome. and in the band. this year, as always, the food people feared to cook the most was turkey if you take it out too late, it's dry if you take it out too early, you gotta rub it down with purell [ light laughter ] turkeys are always scary to cook, especially if you deep fry it the only thing more dangerous than your dad saying, "i'm gonna go deep fry the turkey," is him saying, "i'm gonna go knock the icicles off the gutters. [ laughter ]
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"oh, my god. actually, i read that tofu turkeys went up in sal it's a little different. instead of people saying, "white or dark meat? they go, "grey or slightly greyer meat? [ laughter ] meanwhile, i read that most americans prefer thanksgiving leftovers to the actual dinner [ cheers and applause when asked why, they said, "because i get to eat it alone over the sink. [ laughter ] that's the best. come on. >> jimmy: i read that air travel this week was expected to nearly reach pre-pandemic levels to accommodate all the extra passengers, delta and american added flights. while spirit added another row of folding chairs to the wings [ laughter and applause that's right a lot of people were traveling for the first time in over a a year so things were a little hectic here, check out this news story i saw about it
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>> many are traveling for the first time since 2019. so, expect to deal with all sorts of people at the airport, including -- the person in the tsa line, who has apparently never taken their shoes off in their life. [ light laughter ] the people in zone 17, who stand in the way while everyone else is boarding the person chugging a gallon aquiafina because they didn't realize it counted as a liquid people who don't have their boarding pass handy, even though they just spent half an hour in line being told to have it handy and of course, the hardest thing to deal with, babies >> jimmy: that's right, yeah interesting. [ cheers and applause and finally, what is thanksgiving without football? am i right [ cheers and applause earlier tonight the buffalo bills faced off against the new orleans saints now, as you know at the end of every season, they give out awards like most valuable player, but they also give out awards during the season i'll show you what i mean. it's time for "tonight show superlatives." [ cheers and applause ♪ tonight sho superlatives ♪ >> jimmy: our first player is from the bills it's a.j. klein.
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he was voted most likely to appear in your driveway when there's a flash of lightning [ light laughter ] [ applause ] next from the bills, harrison phillips. he was voted world's strongest cabbage patch kid. [ laughter and applause next up from the bills is tyler matakevich he was voted most likely to scream "class of '08 forever" and then completely miss the pool he was trying to jump into [ laughter and applause "whaat oh, man. [ light laughter ] next up from the bills is tommy doyle. he voted most likely to rip his peloton off the hinges so he could ride it around the neighborhood [ laughter and applause "this bike sucks!" next up from the saints is christian ringo. he was voted most likely to have a rival named
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jewish mccartney [ laughter and applause [ liverpudlian accent "don't blame me. he broke up the team." [ laughter ] next up from the bills is matt milano. he was voted most likely to be watching the game at thanksgiving dinner then realize he's supposed to be there. [ light laughter ] [ applause ] and finally, from the saints is ryan ramczyk he was voted most likely to ear every food like it's corn on the cob. [ laughter and applause there you have it. those are the superlatives we have a great show happy thanksgiving give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: happy, happy, happy thanksgiving, everybody! thank you to everyone here thank you to everyone watching
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at home. we have a great show for you tonight. [ cheers and applause they, uh - they star in the limited series "the shrink next door" on apple tv+. will ferrell and paul rudd are here this evening. >> steve: oh [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: plus, you can see him on his "nobody does this" stand-up tour and he stars in "well done with sebastian maniscalco" on discovery+ sebastian maniscalco is here [ cheers and applause funny, funny human beings tonight. and we've got great music from jenny lewis! >> steve: oh >> jimmy: oh, yeah [ cheers and applause every family watching at home, just wanted to remind you. tomorrow night at 8:30 p.m., my children's book, "five more sleeps 'til christmas," has been turned into an animated special -- >> steve: oh >> jimmy: on nbc [ cheers and applause ♪ tomorrow night tomorrow night at 8:30, after "the grinch. i should say "five more sleeps" is about a boy -
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can i get maybe some nice -- maybe sentimental holiday music, maybe ♪ perfect. >> steve: a little vince guaraldi, yeah >> jimmy: yeah, perfect. it's about a boy and his dog >> steve: oh >> jimmy: and they just can't wait for christmas it's hard to get to sleep. and then a new family member - >> steve: uh-oh. >> jimmy: comes into his life. does that mess up his plans for the holidays tune in to find out tomorrow at 8:30. >> steve: oh [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: presented by samsung presented by samsung and then monday night at 10:00 p.m., after "the voice" is my show, "that's my jam" -- >> steve: whoa >> jimmy: that's starting -- [ cheers and applause ♪ so, i have a lot of things that i'm so excited about you guys, as i said, today is thanksgiving it's a day all about giving thanks so i thought what better day to write out my weekly thank you notes? do you guys mind [ cheers and applause could i do it now?
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james, can i get some thank you note writing music, please ♪ look, he's eating something. >> steve: oh, my gosh. maybe it's leftovers >> jimmy: he's eating leftovers. [ scattered applause ] >> steve: it's a turkey leg. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, gravy boats, for looking like i'm about to summon a genie with high cholesterol [ laughter and applause ♪ thank you, turkey, or as i like to call you "savory ambien." [ applause ] ♪ thank you, pecan pie, for always starting a spirited thanksgiving argument about how to properly pronounce your name [ laughter and applause it's pecan it's pecan pie-ee. [ light laughter ] ♪
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thank you, adding a leaf to the dining table, for making sure i'm not the only thing getting wider on thanksgiving. [ laughter and applause ♪ ♪ thank you, person who brings salad to thanksgiving dinner we aren't going to say anything to your face, but you best believe you're getting dragged in the group chat as we speak. [ laughter and applause salad? >> steve: are you kidding? >> jimmy: you got to be kidding. ♪ thank you, squash, for looking like the pumpkin that's sucking in its gut for a selfie. [ laughter and applause ♪ thank you, black friday sales, or as i like to call you "the purge: walmart edition. [ laughter and applause there you have it, everybody those are my thank you notes when we come back, we're doing something fun with will ferrell and paul rudd! [ cheers and applause and paul rudd! [ cheers and applause ♪
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[ cheers and applause >> steve: ladies and gentlemen, tiny dancer. [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ blue jean baby ♪ >> where is she from ♪ l.a. lady ♪ >> what is her occupation? ♪ seamstress for the band ♪ >> the band has it's own seamstress that seems excessive ♪ pretty eye ♪ >> does she smile like a a pirate ♪ pirate smile ♪ >> she does smile like a a pirate, i knew it. ♪ marry a music man ♪ >> it's better to marry an architect they make way more money. ♪ ballerina ♪ >> i thought you said she was a seamstress ♪ you must have seen her ♪ >> where waltzing on the beach ♪ dancing in the sand ♪ >> aw, come on pal, same difference ♪ now she's in me ♪
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>> what? did you eat her? ♪ always with me ♪ >> eating people is not cool ♪ tiny dancer in my hand ♪ [ cheers and applause ♪ >> hey excuse me. i think that's my seat next to you. >> well, you shouldn't show up late to a musical performance. it's really rude >> i know, i'm sorry >> you're being really rude right now. >> i'm sorry, there was traffic. i had to take like five different lime scooters to get here ♪ jesus freaks ♪ >> oh, i love jesus! ♪ out in the street ♪ >> and i love street ♪ handing tickets out for god ♪ >> do you mean parking tickets >> i have so many unpaid tickets. ♪ turning back ♪ >> i have 35 unpaid tickets. ♪ she just laughs ♪ >> there's a boot on my durango. ♪ the boulevard is not that bad ♪ >> hey, hey, new topic what's your favorite billy joel song
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♪ piano man ♪ >> that's kind of go-to. ♪ he makes his stand ♪ >> yeah i would have said -- >> both: "captain jack." jinx ♪ in the auditorium ♪ ♪ captain jac will get you high tonight ♪ ♪ looking on ♪ ♪ and take you to your special island ♪ ♪ she sings the song ♪ >> does she know the words, the tune, or both? ♪ she knows the words the tune she hums ♪ >> both: nice. hey why do we look so much alike? am i you are you me oh, my god, i'm beautiful. [ laughter ] ♪ oh how it feels so real ♪ >> what does ♪ lying here ♪ >> you're standing, bro. ♪ with no one nea only you ♪ >> there's like 200 of us, bro ♪ and you can hear me ♪ >> we can hear you 'cause you're so god dang loud. ♪ when i say softly ♪ >> both: this ain't so soft. ♪ slowly ♪ >> both: but this is slowly. [ cheers and applause
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>> i broke my bass in half >> jimmy: and threw it into the crowd? >> and threw it into the crowd >> jimmy: welcome, paul. welcome, will. welcome to the show, happy thanksgiving >> happy thanksgiving. [ cheers and applause >> happy thanksgiving. >> jimmy: besides celebrating here with us, how will you be celebrating thanksgiving do you have any traditions >> um, turkey. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you do turkey? >> you go to turkey? >> cook a turkey i do -- we cook a regular turkey and then i do what's called a halloween turkey. >> jimmy: i get it >> and, i don't know if you do [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i get it >> what i do is i collect all my kid's halloween candy, i save it until halloween and that becomes the stuffing. >> jimmy: that's the stuffing right there, absolutely. >> it's a chocolatey nougaty mess with all of the wrappers inside the cavity of the turkey >> that sounds delicious >> jimmy: i've heard of that
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yeah, i saw martha stewart maybe do something on that >> she did >> jimmy: yeah, that's what i remember paul, you are into -- do you do this for your turkeys? do you air fry your turkeys? >> he does >> i do. >> he bought me an air fryer too. >> jimmy: can you explain the air fryer. because i own one. >> yeah, they're great >> do you not use yours? >> jimmy: no >> really? >> jimmy: i don't understand what -- i used it once and i don't understand what i did here that i couldn't have done in my toaster oven [ light laughter ] >> it's so easy to do. you oil the drum [ laughter ] >> no, you don't what am i saying it's an oil less fryer >> yeah, you don't have to oil it >> oh, my god, i almost -- [ laughter ] >> you can brine or not brine your bird. >> jimmy: how big is your air fryer for turkey >> what's happening, are you holding it >> jimmy: this is my air fryer -- i have to hold the back of it, yank the thing out of it. like a giant coffee filter >> they've got a different size drum, you could stuff it with a 14, 16 pound bird. >> jimmy: all right, yeah.
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>> and it comes with a basket. you put the bird in the basket, >> jimmy: yeah >> you drop it in, you hook it up to a propane tank, it's got a hose and you just set your timer for three hours -- >> paul got me my own air fryer, i was so excited. and i took it to the propane guy, like, can you help me get it and he's like, that's just a a metal trash can. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: paul, you actually got will a metal trash can >> i was talking about it, i was talking about it i was talking a big game >> jimmy: oh, big game >> a big game. i was talking about, i sent will an air fryer. it's great >> jimmy: really >> i really love it. >> jimmy: i made like a -- i think i reheated - >> next year next year, since it's thanksgiving tonight [ laughter ] you can use your - >> jimmy: that's right >> you can use your air fryer. >> jimmy: happy thanksgiving >> by the way, happy thanksgiving >> jimmy: by the way, happy thanksgiving >> i love that all these people sacrificed their thanksgiving - [ cheers and applause
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-- to be here. ♪ >> jimmy: they all came right from the parade. >> oh, yes >> jimmy: they're all balloon operators. [ laughter ] >> you guys do it every year >> jimmy: every year >> that's nice >> jimmy: yeah it is a nice thing. >> they work hard. it's windy and it's a lot of work >> jimmy: we're floating this is a float. [ laughter ] this is the newest thanksgiving day float, the "tonight show" float. and you guys are the guests, and we're on it for like another four hours, so hey, happy thanksgiving i'm glad you're here cheers [ cheers and applause [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, my god, you did it how did you do that? paul, how did you do that? sorry about that i didn't know that -- no, no, will - no that's poison that really is, but they are poisonous. they probably are poisonous. >> there's something wrong with this apple >> jimmy: thank you -- that's not an apple welcome, i will say, will, i expected you a couple weeks ago
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on our show and, well, you didn't show to be honest >> oh, yeah, yeah. no, i never got the word [ laughter ] my secretary never told me >> jimmy: franz? >> no, lil' wayne. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: not the rapper >> not the rapper. he's a 320-pound guy we call lil' wayne >> jimmy: i get it it's funny, yeah >> his name's wayne, call him lil' wayne >> jimmy: yeah >> but no, lil' wayne never gave me the -- and that's why we're here i feel mortified >> jimmy: thank you for both sacrificing and being here because you weren't here, ryan reynolds actually stepped in to do the interview [ cheers and applause >> it's so nice of him >> jimmy: some say ryan reynolds is a sexy man. [ cheers and applause >> yeah! >> jimmy: but i would say -- >> i agree >> jimmy: that he is not the sexiest man alive! [ cheers and applause boom ♪ [ cheers and applause ♪
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>> ah! ah ahh! oh [ cheers and applause whoo >> jimmy: you are, paul, i think you're - >> oh, don't believe everything you read [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i will say this -- when we announced on our show, the audience went nuts because everyone loves paul rudd >> i know. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: including us, we love you. >> and i'm totally cool with it because i turned it down [ laughter ] i go, "paul, i can't do it but something's coming your way. >> so i kind of ryan reynoldsed in and took it over and got the title. i showed up for will >> jimmy: all of you really good looking actors just do that for will. he bails on stuff and then - >> i bail on it all the time >> because we love him >> jimmy: yeah >> i never met him [ light laughter ] >> me? >> yeah. >> that's right.
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>> jimmy: it's a pleasure. >> you guys would so like each other. i can't believe it's been this long and you've never even met >> jimmy: i'm a big fan. >> i'd love to sit down and talk with you sometime [ laughter ] >> jimmy: when we come back we're going to sit down and talk with will ferrell and paul rudd. we'll talk, "the shrink next door." come on back, everybody! [ cheers and applause come on back, everybody! [ cheers and applause ♪ medusa lived with a hideous curse. uhh, i mean the whole turning people to stone thing was a bit of a buzz kill, right? so she ordered sunglasses with prime, one day delivery. ♪♪ clever girl. people realized she's actually hilarious once you get to know her. eugh. as if. ♪♪ well, he was asking for it. prime changes everything. for people who could use a lift new neutrogena® rapid firming. a triple-lift serum with pure collagen.
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. we're hanging out with will ferrell and paul rudd right here on thanksgiving [ cheers and applause on thanksgiving. thank you so much for being here i want to talk about "the shrink next door." by the way, it's fascinating i love it. it's funny, it's dark, it's real it's based on a true -- well, it's not real, you're acting in it
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>> right >> jimmy: yeah, but it's based on a real thing and real guys and real situations. >> real story of marty markowitz, who decided to try therapy for the first time in his life, had some issues and 27 years later, woke up and realized that the therapist, played by paul, had forced him to kind of divorce himself from his entire family, his business, his every -- and it was just, kind of, like he had fallen into a cult >> jimmy: how did you hear about this >> it was a podcast. there was a really popular podcast with the same name and i think when it came out, i was listening to it. will was listening to it >> jimmy: did you get to meet the guy, the real -- >> we did. >> yeah, we spent a whole day with him hung out at his -- had this hampton's house that they'd throw all these parties at that - the doctor took over the house, as if it was his own, and he lived there as a greens -- groundskeeper.
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[ laughter ] yeah, it's very -- but each story gets more bizarre as they go along >> jimmy: did you ask him -- i don't even know what to ask him, like, why would you - >> yeah, we kind of -- we're like, "how did this happen?" and he's like, "well --" it was like, yeah, death by a thousand cuts. just over time, he just didn't realize it was all until he woke up kind of too late >> jimmy: wow. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i mean, it's just unbelievable but you both do a fantastic job together is it hard to do dramatic scenes with each other because you've been in "anchorman. "anchorman 2." right? [ cheers and applause you guys work very well together >> i think we liked it >> yeah. >> and we were kind of goofing around when we were setting up for shots and things like that >> jimmy: when you're off screen >> yeah, but i think we both liked the idea of playing something that people might not expect >> we already had a shorthand with each other and it made it
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easy >> jimmy: i appreciate you being on the show tonight, not only because it's thanksgiving, but we had a talent night here and we had a young man come out earlier sing "tiny dancer. elton john >> we heard about this >> jimmy: yeah, he was great and people really liked him. but he got heckled by two people in the audience >> and you filmed the people heckling [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, there's cameras around the future so this is like basically right it's like we're living in an oculus [ light laughter ] you don't even know if you're here or if you're augmented reality. >> right, right, right >> jimmy: you know, i don't know [ laughter ] >> so that was - >> jimmy: those were real. those were real. yeah, unfortunately. but they couldn't have been, i didn't know at the time. please don't eat that berry. please don't -- seriously, paul, stop i have no idea what those things are i don't know if they're real stop eating these -- >> they're styrofoam [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right.
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oh, my god >> but they're not bad >> jimmy: they're not bad. >> so you let the show - you let the hecklers go on and on and on. you didn't kick them out >> jimmy: you know it's funny, i was in hair and make up. >> oh, you weren't here? >> jimmy: no, i didn't see it. i was backstage doing hair and make up. i do it for other -- for different people [ laughter ] i do hair and make up for different people [ laughter ] and it was fun and i just -- you know - [ cheers and applause so, yeah, i was just kind of doing that [ laughter ] and -- >> maybe it got better [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause [ talking over each other >> jimmy: still not good i want to show everyone a clip here's will ferrell and paul rudd in "the shrink next door." take a look at this. [ cheers and applause >> you want people to come to your parties and enjoy themselves, or do you want them to feel uncomfortable? >> no, i want them to enjoy themselves
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>> do you want to invite people to take advantage of you, hm like debbie did? like bellows did kathy -- to a certain extent >> no, of course not >> i didn't think so you know, i'm doing this for you. to protect you we don't care, but we're looking out for you. >> i know, i know. >> just try not to say those kind of things, okay >> okay. >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. [ cheers and applause will ferrell, paul rudd, everybody. new episodes of "the shrink next door" release fridays on apple tv plus. more "tonight show" after the break. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: you can see the next guest live on the "nobody does this tour. he also stars in "well done with sebastian maniscalco" which is streaming now on discovery+ ladies and gentlemen, the one and only, sebastian maniscalco [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: oh, nobody does it better, right there. sebastian maniscalco looking good, buddy.
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welcome back to the show thanks for being here. what is thanksgiving like? can you walk me through what it's like at the maniscalco house? >> normally it's at my mother's -- my mother-in-law's house in florida this year, due to logistics, um, at my father's house and -- >> jimmy: what's that like >> mussels and octopus [ laughter ] no turkey, no yams >> jimmy: what >> it's brigole, egg plant, pasta -- what the pilgrims ate [ laughter ] >> jimmy: speaking of your dad, but i really mean this, i know you're shooting a movie based on your dad's life and you're playing you >> yes [ applause ] >> jimmy: wait, wait, wait, wait for this. your dad is being played by robert de niro >> yeah. [ cheers and applause
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>> jimmy: buddy! >> yeah, it's, um -- we shot this thing in alabama for two months [ cheers ] alabama's here tonight and, um -- >> jimmy: no they're actually just a fan of two months [ laughter ] they love two months "ah yeah, we were waiting to hear jimmy say that. [ laughter ] do you freak out it's your hero, man. >> here's a guy i grew up watching "casino." i used to work at the four seasons hotel. i've waited on robert de niro. >> jimmy: yeah, i actually have a picture of you working at the four seasons >> yep, that's me, at the four seasons. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: and how was -- how was robert de niro when you met him? how was he >> you know, quiet and, you know, he just -- he was eating a lot of almonds we gave, like, free snacks this guy was wolfing down out of style [ light laughter ] and subsequently now, 15 years later, he's playing my father.
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so, my father comes to the set because de niro wanted some help on how to do highlights my dad's a beautician, and in the movie there's a salon scene. >> jimmy: yeah >> so my dad's showing de niro how to do highlights and my dad comes up to me after he's done, he's like, "how much am i getting paid here?" [ laughter ] like, dad -- >> jimmy: are you kidding? >> no, he wants a salary [ laughter ] >> jimmy: dad, you're hanging out with robert de niro. >> no, he's like, "i'm losing clients back home to do this [ laughter ] at least a thousand a day. >> jimmy: dad, oh my gosh. that is unbelievable you're in the middle of your "nobody does this" tour. >> yes >> jimmy: congrats on that you're so funny, buddy i've said it before, but i really mean it and you crush, you sell out arenas you sold out madison square garden, december 28th. [ cheers and applause you're going to be at the barclays center, december 29th what is it -- what is it like to go out in front of all those
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people >> you know, it's different. i started in the comedy clubs, graduated to theaters. i never thought i'd be doing arenas my act is kind of taylor made for arenas i'm kind of physical, a lot of facial expressions, what have you. and it's nice to go out there to, you know, 20,000 people. it's a different energy, obviously, than a theater or a a comedy club. i think the comedy club though is always the best place to perform. it's 150 people, you know, right on top of you. >> jimmy: but i think you do something that -- for those giant arenas, you do -- you have these tiny little nuances you make like a, "eh." they hear you. they're listening for that "eh" and you get a giant laugh. if i was doing a big arena, i'd scream the whole time. "oh, my gosh, my dad --" i would just yell -- "calm it down buddy. >> you've got a different style of comedy, which is fine [ laughter ] you know, high energy, always happy, always smiling. and i -- i look like i'm falling into a coma.
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so, that's why a lot of people are like, "eh. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: eh, is great i want to talk about your show, because how did come about it's on discovery+, which i do love but it's called "well done." >> "well done," yeah, it's a a cooking show >> jimmy: yeah >> and over the pandemic -- i got a passion for food i was cooking, like, breakfast, lunch and dinner i felt like i was running a hotel over the pandemic. i was -- i was -- i was really doing a lot of cooking i was like, "how do i marry culinary arts with comedy? so i came up with a show called "well done." it's 13 episodes around things i'm really interested in the culinary arts. sushi, steak, dog food we did an episode on dog food. bartending, and it's fun it's different from stand-up >> jimmy: what is dog food like, what do you mean >> you know, i don't have a dog. [ laughter ] and i used to make - is that odd? >> jimmy: i think it's interesting you want to get into the dog food business, i mean - >> well, i used to make fun of people who used to go to these quote/unquote gourmet dog food places
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i'm like, "what -- it's a dog. [ laughter ] so, i went to investigate what's going on at these places, and i learned that actually it's better food for the dog. it's like they serve chicken and beef, like what we would eat but not seasoned >> jimmy: yeahntested in this? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah i want to take a look at a a clip here's a peek at "well done -- [ laughter ] "well done with sebastian maniscalco," take a look at this >> is that a good amount and we put it right in the middle >> yes >> three cucumbers right behind the tuna and sprouts >> sprouts >> okay. now we're going to roll, right >> yes >> it's like you're very particular about how it's done very similar to stand-up comedy the joke needs to be told right. the timing needs to be there >> yeah, and see your work >> my first roll looked exactly like -- if it had been run over
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by a mini van. >> jimmy: that's exactly right sebastian maniscalco [ cheers and applause new episodes of "well done with sebastian maniscalco" premiere every tuesday on discovery+. and check out his "nobody does this" tour we'll be right back with a a performance from jenny lewis stick around [ cheers and applause ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: performing her new song, "puppy and a truck" here's jenny lewis [ cheers and applause ♪
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♪ my forties ar kicking my ass and handing them to me in a margarita glass ♪ ♪ i was infatuate with an older ma and then i dated a psychopath ♪ ♪ so i'm 44 in 2020 and thank go i saved up some money ♪ ♪ time to ruminate like what the heck was that like a shot of good luck i got a puppy and a truck ♪ ♪ if you feel like giving u
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shut u get a puppy and a truck ♪ ♪ i don't mess with mopar tesla or for i'm a chevrolet angel lord ♪ ♪ traded my '64 malib for a va and to tell you the truth ♪ ♪ that's the only regre i have i need a dog that' hypoallergenic ♪ ♪ in the poodle milie and photogenic don't shed don't bar and can play in the band ♪ ♪ like a shot of good luc i got a puppy and a truc
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if you see us rolling up thumbs up ♪ ♪ puppy and a truck i don't got no kid i don't got no kid i don't got no roots ♪ ♪ i'm an orphan catch me if you ca i'm lacing up my boots like a shot of good luck ♪ ♪ i got a puppy and a truck and some unconditional lov like a shot of good luck get a puppy and a truck ♪ ♪ if you see us rolling u say what's u puppy and a truck ♪ ♪
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[ cheers and applause >> jimmy: my thanks to will ferrell, paul rudd, sebastian maniscalco jenny lewis, once again! and the roots over there, from philadelphia, pennsylvania thank you for watching stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers. happy thanksgiving, everybody. goodnight! [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers.
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tonight -- patti lupone comedian james acaster music from joy crookes featuring the 8g band with fred armisen ♪ [ cheers and applause and now, seth meyers >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night. we hope you're doing well. and now we are going to get to the news president biden is expected to meet with west virginia senator joe manchin today to secure his vote for the "build back better" act, or, as it will be known after the meeting, the "build back coal mines and nothing else act. [ laughter ] "time" magazine today named tesla ceo elon musk as its 2021 person of the year he was going to go out and buy a copy, but then he realized he'd have to pay taxes on it, so it was, you know -- [ laughter ] not worth it president biden signed an executive order today that directs lawmakers to modernize government services that

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