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you know the drill on thursday. thanksgiving, turkey, family, football. this is the dress rehearsal. there are no critical threats. a minor change this year, kids under 12 will not be on the floats. everyone in the parade must be fully vaccinated. that's the reason. you can watch it right here on nbc bay area from 9:00 to noon on thanksgiving day. i always have it on while i'm preparing my -- >> you're preparing? are you doing the turkey? the appetizers? >> i just do appetizers. i don't know how to do the bird. >> we'll see you tomorrow. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the
tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests - hailee steinfeld liza koshy musical guest avril lavigne with special guest travis barker. and featuring the legendary roots crew >> questlove: 1557 >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: thank you very much. welcome. welcome. please enjoy yourself. enjoy yourself, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome -- >> i love you, jimmy >> jimmy: i love you, too. welcome to "the tonight show." you're here. you made it. [ cheers and applause
it's going to be fun well, guys, today nominations were announced for the 64th annual grammy awards that's right both billie eilish and her brother, finneas, were nominated. [ cheers and applause so, i want to say good luck to their cousins talking about their jobs at thanksgiving [ laughter ] olivia rodrigo's "driver's license" was nominated [ cheers and applause that's how you know it's been a long 2021. people are thinking, "that came out this year? [ laughter ] yeah, the grammys will be on cbs, which means the only nominee that viewers will be familiar with is abba. [ laughter ] i love abba. [ cheers and applause well, earlier tonight, president biden and the first lady arrived in nantucket, where they'll spend thanksgiving that's how bad thanksgiving traffic is, even the president has to leave two days early. [ laughter ] good luck to us. [ light laughter ]
yeah, once biden left for thanksgiving the secret service was like, "human tryptophan is on the move. [ laughter ] when biden asked obama if martha's vineyard would be nice for thanksgiving, obama was like, "uhh, you should check out nantucket. [ laughter ] i have a feeling biden's the only person who says, "i once knew a man from nantucket," and then tells an actual story about that man [ laughter ] "he was a longshoreman named gary finster." [ light laughter ] but this is nice before they left for nantucket, first lady jill biden received the white house christmas tree take a look at this. ♪ >> jimmy: yeah >> look how beautiful this is. >> how do you li madam first lady >> it's beautiful. >> jimmy: yeah, you know gas prices are out of control when they're sending things to the white house via horse and carriage [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause
"come on come on, buddy come on. that was amazing improvisational skills on all of our part. you were doing, "come on, buddy. [ whip crack ] "come on, now. [ whip crack ] [ whip crack ] [ horse galloping [ fart sound ] [ laughter ] meanwhile, trump was hiding in the branches like a trojan horse, waiting to sneak back inside the white house [ laughter and applause ♪ speaking of trump, i saw that over the weekend at mar-a-lago, he received his honorary 9th degree black belt in taekwondo [ laughter ] it's real. take a look, here he is. [ laughter ] tying that around trump must have been like tying a giant red bow around a lexus you ever seen those commercials? [ laughter ]
it's the first time they had a a cut a few extra holes in a a taekwondo belt [ laughter ] yeah, trump is big into martial arts he's even starring in the new movie "crouching tiger, hidden tax returns. [ laughter ] >> steve: whoa hey. ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: well, this went viral last night the washington wizards played the charlotte hornets, but all anyone could talk about was wizards' star kyle kuzma's pregame outfit watch this [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wow. he looks like a rejected character from "yo gabba gabba. [ laughter ] he looks like a snuggie got together with a bottle of pepto bismol he looks like someone who said, "i don't need to try it on i'll just buy it." [ laughter ] looks like a genie just granted his wish to be a kid again [ laughter ] meanwhile, lenny kravitz's scarf saw that and was like, "well, hello [ laughter ] hello there. hi ha-ha. and finally, i saw that a very
unique christmas tree display has returned to a mall in canada some people think it's cute while others think it's a little creepy. here, check it out [ laughter ] >> steve: oh [ applause ] >> jimmy: well, now we know what the christmas episode of "squid game" will look like. [ laughter ] we have a great show give it up for the roots, ladies and gentlemen [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: what a show we have for you tonight. she stars in the new marvel series "hawkeye" on disney plus hailee steinfeld is here today [ cheers and applause we're going to play a game it's fun
plus, you can see her show "liza" on demand on her youtube channel, now in its third season liza koshy is here tonight [ cheers and applause and we got great music from our pal -- i love her. avril lavigne, with special guest, travis barker [ cheers and applause travis barker, love it hey, i got some fun news, some fun me news. [ light laughter ] >> steve: fund me? >> jimmy: like the show isn't -- not fund me like, gofundme >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: no, no, no no, fun for me well, you know, i have this book, "five more sleeps till christmas," right? [ cheers and applause i wrote this book. nice holiday book. this friday, nbc has turned it into an animated special "five more sleeps till christmas. [ cheers and applause ♪ come on. it's, like, crazy. it doesn't quite make sense to me, because i grew up watching those christmas specials it's friday night, 8:30 pm, after "the grinch. >> steve: oh, snap >> jimmy: so, friday night, get your family together
>> steve: come on! [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: have some popcorn. but that's -- but then that's -- i have more news [ cheers and applause ♪ on monday, after the brand new "voice." >> steve: what >> jimmy: on monday, so we have a thanksgiving show, then friday i don't think we're airing we might be a repeat on friday but, then saturday, of course, we have the day off. sunday, day off. but on monday -- ♪ >> steve: whoa >> jimmy: you're going to sit at home. ♪ you're going to watch "the voice. ♪ after "the voice" -- ♪ >> steve: what >> jimmy: it's my new show, "that's my jam." [ cheers and applause i'm hosting the show it's a music mini game show, and it's big budget. and it's big stars on monday our guests will be ariana grande, kelly clarkson, john legend and blake shelton. [ cheers and applause it's major and i will say kelly and ariana -- kelly clarkson and
ariana have this battle that is unbelievable, and will be talked about anyways, check that out monday so, we have friday [ cheers and applause friday, monday thank you. hey, guys, it's time for "tonight's show hashtags." here we go [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ hashtag hashtags ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: now, we do this thing every week where i send out a hashtag, and we ask you guys to respond to that topic since a lot of people will be going home for thanksgiving, i sent out the hashtag #myfamilyisweird [ light laughter ] within minutes it was a trending topic three's a lot of weird families out there -- [ applause ] so thank you for playing along and sharing your weird family stories. now i'd like to share some of my favorite responses from you guys this first one is from @reneejordan78 she says, "every thanksgiving my family hides a sweet potato in the house whoever finds it first gets $20 and a six pack of miller high life. [ cheers and applause
that's weird >> steve: yeah, that is weird. >> jimmy: perfectly weird. i love it. this one's from etes97 she says, "my grandmother lost her dentures once, and we spent four hours searching the house for them before she remembered that she had put them in her bra. [ laughter and applause i got it i got it this one's from @bonniezilla she says, "my birthday falls on thanksgiving occasionally, and when it does, my family puts birthday candles in the turkey." [ laughter and applause >> steve: oh, that's not weird >> jimmy: it's not weird, it's love >> steve: love, true love. >> jimmy: that's love. >> steve: save some money. >> jimmy: oh, this is good and weird. this is from @sandraklynn. she says, "my dad taught all of us as children how to say the alphabet backwards just in case we ever get pulled over. [ laughter ] ♪ "now, kids, listen up. teach the kids how to do it, yeah >> steve: you got to teach the
tiny children. in case you ever get pulled over >> jimmy: this ones from @queenmomofspart she says, "my family eats the fortunes in fortune cookies to make them come true. [ applause ] >> steve: not 'til they come out. >> jimmy: they don't come out true >> steve: yeah, no [ laughter ] >> jimmy: sometimes they don't come out >> steve: no, they don't come at all [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this one's from @pdb435. he says, "at thanksgiving my family sings 'rock the boat' every single time we pass the gravy boat from one person to the next." [ laughter and applause ♪ ♪ don't rock the boat bab rock the boa don't tip the boat ove rock the boat ♪ ♪ this one's from @kansasbradberry he says, "when i was growing up, if we passed a car that was the same make and model as ours, my dad would make us sing a song called 'car like our car.'" [ laughter and applause ♪ ♪ car like our ca don't rock the boat baby
car like our car car like our car ♪ ♪ don't tip the car ove car like our car car like our car ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: this one's from jeremydaly82 wonder if he's related to carson he says, "my dad kicks off thanksgiving by using a slingshot to launch a turkey leg across the --" [ laughter hey, come on don't judge him yet. hold on a second it might not be as weird as you think. >> steve: okay takes a slingshot to shoot a a turkey leg - [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: "my dad kicks off thanksgiving by using a sling shot to launch a turkey leg across the yard. first kid to get to it is considered king thanksgiving for the year." [ cheers and applause fantastic. >> steve: all year >> jimmy: that's fantastic >> steve: judge him now. >> jimmy: this last one's from @kyledice23. he says, "we have a tradition of going to a jimmy buffett concert as a family once a a year and designate one person who's allowed to get blackout drunk.
last time it was my mom's turn, and it was awesome." [ cheers and applause those are our "tonight show" hashtags to check out more of our favorites, go to tonightshow.com/hashtags we'll be back with more "tonight show," everybody. come on back ♪ [ cheers and applause ♪♪ ♪ you are my fire ♪ ♪ the one desire ♪ ♪ you are, you are, ♪ ♪ don't wanna hear you say... ♪ ♪♪ ♪ i want it that way ♪
♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: thank you, roots welcome back, everybody. i'm about to -- i'm about to show you some books that you should avoid at all costs. it's time for the latest installment of my "do not read list." here we go [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ do not read do not rea do not read these book these books ♪ >> jimmy: and before we start, i just want you all to know that every book that i'm about to show you is 100% real these are actual books [ light laughter ] you can find them on amazon or check them out at your local library. wherever you get your books, these are real all right, let's see what's on my "do not read list." this first one is a diy craft book >> steve: oh, love it. >> jimmy: yeah, these are -- those are always good. it shows you how to use tinfoil to make decorations for the holidays [ laughter ] like a -- i think it's like
a deformed flamingo. it's nice. look, you know what? maybe it's -- have a shot for the cover, right i mean, yeah, this looks like he worked hard on it >> steve: oh, there you go [ laughter and applause >> jimmy: it's the three wise men. >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: that's the holiday theme. >> steve: i didn't know "nightmare" was a holiday. >> jimmy: yeah, and -- [ laughter ] this is the best one this is a centerpiece for a wedding. >> steve: oh, wedding? so you're getting married -- "oh, mom, you're taking care of the centerpiece? "oh, i got you, no problem hold on. [ laughter ] oh, good, thanks, grandma. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right. and here's the centerpiece for the wedding. a tinfoil bride, but look, it's in a -- it's in a garbage can. [ laughter and applause even nicer just some diy ideas. no big deal. >> steve: oh >> jimmy: i just thought up a couple ideas >> steve: no, with the garbage can is there for you it's already thrown away for you. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this next one is a a mystery book - >> steve: ooh, i love mysteries. >> jimmy: it's by award-winning mystery author, robert campbell. >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: okay you got some broken glasses on the edge of, like, a -- it's
like the east river or something. who knows? city in the background i'm intrigued. let's see what the title is. "nibbled to death by ducks." [ laughter and applause [ cheers ] >> steve: what "nibbled to death by ducks"? >> jimmy: no -- no question on how the -- >> steve: person died. >> jimmy: exactly. [ laughter ] >> steve: no mystery >> jimmy: next -- next up is a a cookbook >> steve: oh, i love cookbooks >> jimmy: no, this one is fantastic. [ light laughter ] this is called "cooking 4 one: an introduction to cooking for men who find themselves living alone. [ laughter and applause >> steve: wow. that is a slim tome. >> jimmy: i -- i feel like the cover really captures the depressing tone here >> steve: yeah [ laughter ] what are some of the recipes >> jimmy: well they spiced it up with the number four there. >> steve: yeah, yeah
[ laughter ] cooking "4" one. >> jimmy: "cooking 4." >> steve: oh, there's four people oh >> jimmy: no and then, look at that [ laughter and applause bang bang >> steve: living alone pow! >> jimmy: bang you want an emoji? you got one. living alone [ laughter ] oh, yeah >> steve: they find themselves living alone >> jimmy: yeah >> steve: it's not like they've been living alone. suddenly, someone left them. [ laughter ] so, they find themselves >> jimmy: look, i'm -- i'm reading the book, right? and here's a -- here's a a chapter -- whole chapter on -- can we see this? how to make toast. [ laughter ] all you need -- all you need to make toast is sliced bread and a toaster. >> steve: oh oh, god. [ laughter ] oh, my god >> jimmy: that's so depressing >> steve: guess i'll make toast for dinner >> jimmy: i mean, it says -- oh, a page ripped out. it says -- [ light laughter ] there's a whole section here on electricity. it says, "as long as you have access to electric toaster, you can make toast." [ laughter ] electricity is one of those things that better -- i have a a healthy respect for. you take it for granted and you might get more than a shock. [ laughter ]
>> steve: i'm hoping you -- we highlighted those. not somebody who owned it. >> jimmy: no, no, no, no we -- i -- i -- we -- i highlighted those. all right, here we go. this next one is another craft book >> steve: i love crafts. >> jimmy: yeah, this is good this is called "american denim: a new folk art." ♪ american denim ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ hey it's a new folk art ♪ ♪ i've always said my favorite jeans have a giant button right over the thigh [ cheers ] [ laughter ] >> steve: you've always said that >> jimmy: yeah >> steve: so you're saying it's not jeans unless you can fall down and can hurt yourself badly. >> jimmy: like, this is -- here's - >> steve: oh, yeah >> jimmy: i mean, that's not bad. it's pretty cool, man. it's like a -- it's like a a lady, like, exhaling to the crotch of a bad rainbow. [ laughter ] [ cheers ] i don't know what that is, but -- but look at the dude. >> steve: that dude's tall, man. >> jimmy: he looks like he's on - [ cheers and applause he looks like he's on stilts >> steve: yeah they had so much art -- they have so much jean art, they had to find a giant model. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's, like, 30 feet tall and then i found this other photo that -- i just think this dude's cool looking, man
look at this guy [ laughter ] imagine -- >> steve: what >> jimmy: imagine you're running into a dead end street somewhere in the middle of winter >> steve: oh, my god >> jimmy: and he's standing there with no snow on him. and he's just staring at you like, "hey how you doing? you -- you lost? you -- you -- you guys lost? >> steve: i've come from the future." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that dude's awesome, man. all right. we're down to our last book and this book is called, "oh to paint a cat dream: hopes and dreams of cats." but then, can you see down here it's by linda smet, also known as linda samet [ laughter ] >> steve: that's her nom de plume. linda smet >> jimmy: well - [ laughter ] her nom de plume, yeah >> steve: is linda smet. but she's also known -- aka -- also known as linda samet. >> jimmy: linda samet. i think she puts out - >> steve: two different types of books >> jimmy: two different types of books
>> steve: one's for cats >> jimmy: and one's for -- some -- yeah one's for people, yeah but anyways, this is a -- anyways. let's see what kind of book this is. and this is what really got me "oh to paint a cat --" this is -- oh, no it's a rap fantasy [ laughter ] these are -- these are raps about cats >> steve: oh, good >> jimmy: and i'd like to perform one for you right now. [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ oh i know you want some bones with meat on the but that's for a dog ♪ ♪ hero i have som salmon and chees and some sauce i call it ♪ ♪ a toss thin i hope you lik i think you said thank you and ♪ ♪ now i'll ea my mea vegetables potatoes steak ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause [ laughter ] that's all the time we have for "do not read." if you have a book you think that should be on our next "do not read list," send your title to email@example.com
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♪ >> jimmy: hailee steinfeld right there. thank you so much. welcome back to the show >> thank you, thank you. >> jimmy: i got to talk to you "hawkeye" comes out tomorrow >> i can't believe it. >> jimmy: this is real deal. you're part of the mcu >> i mean, it's so cool to hear it out loud. >> jimmy: yeah >> it's crazy. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: i mean, do you remember where you were when you found out? >> oh, my god, yeah, but even before then, i had a meeting with kevin feige, trinh tran, jeremy renner. and i was -- you know, i went on to the lot and i didn't have the job yet, but i might have felt like i did. i went like behind all these secret gates and underground parking and up crazy back elevators. oh, oh, oh, i mean, it was like full lockdown mode i was like, "this is crazy." but it was wild.
>> jimmy: so marvel offices are like a marvel movie? >> yes, and the whole meeting was whispered. >> jimmy: yeah, you had to like, jump over a thing and swing from something >> exactly, yeah >> jimmy: no way, and you felt it, you felt that -- you -- you had it, like "okay, they want me for this? >> well, i mean, i'm like, you guys, this is like -- this top secret there's got to be something they know that i don't >> jimmy: well, i mean, you were -- kevin's -- you were his first choice we actually have a video of him saying this. >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: if you want to see this i wanted to surprise you tonight. [ cheers and applause >> we had an ideal casting, which was hailee steinfeld like, wouldn't it be great if her or somebody like her -- well, let's see if she'd be interested in our world, we don't know, and thankfully, she was. >> jimmy: isn't that pretty cool [ cheers and applause he wanted you. it's like, that's -- you knew it you felt it. >> it's crazy. i mean, i'm just so honored to be a part of something so incredible and to have somebody like kevin feige and the whole marvel team and everyone involved believe in me enough to take on this incredible role of kate bishop is an honor >> jimmy: not only does "hawkeye" premiere tomorrow, but the final season of your
show "dickinson" is also airing now. >> yes >> is it -- what's it been like -- you're fantastic in that as well you've been on our show, thank you for coming on. [ cheers and applause that's ending as this is beginning. >> yeah. >> jimmy: is this -- is it odd because you have to do two sets of interviews? >> it is bizarre it's definitely bittersweet. >> jimmy: yeah >> you know, the last four years of my life have been "dickinson." which i feel so grateful for because i feel like although the series might be coming to an end, i don't feel like it's fully goodbye. this character will definitely stay with me emily dickinson's work will always be a part of my life and i'm so grateful for that >> jimmy: that's awesome, buddy. [ cheers and applause you're great in it there's some rumors swirling around as there always is around marvel stuff and marvel projects and i was just wondering maybe if you knew anything about this because "hawkeye" is set in new york city. >> i can already tell you i don't know go on. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, i know, but you kind of might know >> i might you're right, okay >> jimmy: well, i'm just
saying, spider-man is from new york >> right >> jimmy: you know, maybe, it would be kind of cool if spider-man maybe showed up >> it would be very cool >> jimmy: it would be cool, right? >> it would be so cool >> jimmy: yeah, you would freak out. >> i would absolutely freak out. >> jimmy: would your character freak out? >> more than likely. >> jimmy: yeah >> seems accurate for her. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, but i guess we'll never know >> i guess we won't, really. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: also, you were in the animated spider-man? >> yes, "into the spider-verse." >> jimmy: "into the spider-verse." >> yes >> jimmy: it was amazing >> thank you [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: i don't know how can an animated character show up in "hawkeye"? [ laughter ] >> anything is possible, really, right? i don't know the answer. but it would be quite cool i don't know how that would happen >> jimmy: maybe they're watching a television show [ light laughter ] >> oh, like, she's on the tv oh, they're together watching. we don't know. >> jimmy: yeah, i know, but you kind of got excited about that, which means that you might know something. >> no, i genuinely don't know
anything but i love the idea. >> jimmy: i'm trying to get you in trouble >> we could pitch it >> jimmy: we could >> you know? >> jimmy: kevin -- >> kevin >> jimmy: kevin, you never ask me i'm never your first choice for anything [ laughter ] but we had jeremy on the show yesterday, and gosh, he is a a nice guy but he's a great singer. >> he is >> jimmy: and i know you are a a fantastic singer >> oh, thank you >> jimmy: i'm a big fan. >> thank you [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: did you guys sing on set at all >> well, so, we shot in new york city around this time last year, so christmastime, and our show takes place during the holidays so it was very hard to hold back the christmas jingles in between takes -- >> jimmy: yeah >> -- until we were like shooting in march and we were still doing it, then it got a little weird but no, we were definitely singing. >> jimmy: did he give you any good advice about being in the marvel universe? >> you know, it was really just having him there, having an avenger by my side through this whole experience because, i don't know, i mean, first of all, he's been doing this for 10 plus years
>> jimmy: 10 years, yeah, absolutely >> so crazy. and although i've been doing this for some time, i don't know that anything really could have prepared me for this kind of thing and jeremy knew that. so, he just made himself so available and he was so lovely and to have him and his guidance >> jimmy: it's a giant thing and they have amazing fans loyal, loyal, loyal, loyal fans >> it's incredible >> jimmy: can you explain who you play and what "hawkeye" is about? >> of course, so, i play kate bishop from new york city [ cheers and applause she is an incredible, badass, very confident young woman who is a highly skilled archer, and fencer, and swordswoman, and martial artist and the list goes on. >> jimmy: yeah >> and she's faced with her hero, her life-long idol in "hawkeye," and then, they find themselves on the run trying to unravel this criminal conspiracy and yeah, it's the holiday time there's laughs and good humor and a lot of depth and a lot of layers in this very character and grounded story
>> jimmy: i can't wait to watch. i want to show everyone a clip [ cheers and applause here's hailee steinfeld and jeremy renner in "hawkeye. take a look at this. >> mommy, mommy, a super hero. >> wow, stevie, you wanna say hi >> come on, kid. >> puny tourist. >> hey look, that one's you. >> no, it's katniss everdeen let's go >> your problem is branding. >> no, my problem is you and this ninja suit and that people are trying to kill you because of this ninja suit the whole thing's a problem that i'm going to solve today, so i can go home to my family. >> no, it's branding >> jimmy: hailee steinfeld, everybody! [ cheers and applause "hawkeye" premieres tomorrow on disney plus. hailee and i are doing something fun when we come back stick around come on back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause welcome back, everybody. we're hanging out with hailee steinfeld [ cheers and applause now, hailee and i are about to play a singing version of "the whisper challenge. [ cheers and applause >> announcer: "whisper challenge. >> jimmy: now here's how it works. one person will put on these headphones, noise canceling with loud music playing, then the other person picks up a card here's your cards and these are mine sorry, i'm not looking and then, you sing the song lyrics on your card and the person wearing the headphones tries to guess what they're singing. >> okay, question. >> jimmy: yes? >> where does the whispering happen [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it feels like a whisper if you're the person that can't hear. >> oh, got it. hey, that's where it is. [ laughter ]
>> jimmy: sure, sure, sure, okay, now -- >> i'm going to whisper my songs. >> jimmy: you can whisper the songs. yeah, go for it. i won't know the difference. >> yeah, i know you won't. >> jimmy: hailee, or maybe i'll whisper mine and you wouldn't know the difference. >> okay. >> jimmy: that's the fun part of the game. >> listen. >> jimmy: pinky pound. all right. [ laughter ] now hailee, put on these headphones i'm going to go first. >> oh, no. >> jimmy: i will sing you a song lyric and you'll guess what i'm singing >> all right >> okay. let me turn it on for you. >> wow >> jimmy: yeah >> oh, damn. >> jimmy: yeah, you know what i'm saying that's right >> okay. >> jimmy: all right. okay all right. ♪ baby we found lov right where we are ♪ >> baby we found -- wait this is really loud. >> jimmy: i know, i know [ laughter ] here we go ready? >> i get why it's called the "whisper," okay. okay >> jimmy: maybe. >> baby. >> jimmy: we >> we. >> jimmy: found. >> found >> jimmy: love
>> love in a hopeless place. [ laughter ] no baby we -- >> jimmy: close. found love - >> jimmy: love >> love, right >> right hand, right here. right where we are >> jimmy: yes! [ ding ] ♪ [ cheers and applause >> what? >> jimmy: you got it you got it right >> baby we found love right where we are >> jimmy: and it was the other one too. and then, it was also, "now that we found love, what are we going to do with it. ♪ now that ♪ there we go. all right. >> okay, my turn >> jimmy: yeah >> i'm going to whisper it [ laughter ] i'm going to swing >> jimmy: um, you're sweet >> from a chandelier >> jimmy: um, do you want some drinks [ laughter ] ♪ i'm going to swin from the chandelier ♪ >> jimmy: hey, i'm putting the tray >> the tray, no. ♪ i'm going to swin from a chandelier ♪ >> jimmy: i'm -- sway. sway >> swing swing. >> jimmy: sway >> i'm going to swing. >> jimmy: i'm -- sway. >> -- from the chandelier. >> jimmy: i swear -- i swear to god. [ laughter ] i sway >> i'm going to swing.
>> jimmy: i sweet -- i sway into you >> swing, like on a swing. >> jimmy: i sway into you. >> swing i'm going to swing - >> jimmy: i swaying with you [ laughter ] >> i'm gonna swing >> jimmy: i'm going to sway. >> swing >> jimmy: i'm going to swing >> swing show him the lyrics. >> jimmy: chandelier >> yes [ ding ] ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: sorry, sorry, i forgot i forgot that lyric. were you whispering or singing >> i whispered, then i was shouting [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay, all right, here we go. >> okay. >> jimmy: all right, i really don't like this song i loathe this song out of all the songs, i really dislike this one ready? >> i'm ready >> jimmy: santa baby >> death baby? >> jimmy: hurry down the chimney tonight. >> everything -- what? >> jimmy: santa baby >> death baby. [ laughter ] music. >> jimmy: put the table under the tree >> with a drink. >> jimmy: no santa baby >> what is this? give me something. >> jimmy: that is something. all right, ready ho, ho, ho >> christmas [ laughter ] santa. >> jimmy: "santa baby. >> "santa baby." >> jimmy: yes. so, hurry, hurry >> running
running. running. >> jimmy: running down the chimney. >> down the chimney. >> santa baby -- >> jimmy: hurry down - >> something down the chimney tonight. >> jimmy: that's correct there you go [ ding ] ♪ [ cheers and applause >> what, this is crazy >> jimmy: i was saying i don't enjoy that song. >> hurry down the chimney. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah i don't enjoy that song. >> i got you >> jimmy: santa cutie. [ laughter ] i want a ring and a -- oh, come on what is happening? here we go ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ i like to move it move it i like to move it move it ♪ >> jimmy: ready, bud >> i did it. >> jimmy: oh, you're doing it? >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, no can you go really slow >> i like. >> jimmy: i like >> to move it, move it [ laughter ] >> jimmy: jimmy fallon [ laughter ] >> i like. >> jimmy: i like - >> to -- >> jimmy: to push it [ laughter ] sorry, i don't - >> to move it. >> jimmy: i like to move it. >> yes ♪ i like to move it move it ♪ >> jimmy: i had that same beat that's so weird. i was like that was so weird hailee steinfeld, everybody.
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like me! back to you. uh, hello!? we are going to t-mobile! upgrade to the iphone 13 pro and airpods both on us. this week only, at t-mobile. ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: our next guest is a talented actress and producer and she has her own youtube channel with over 17 million subscribers, where you can see her show, "liza on demand. new episodes come out every wednesday. please welcome liza koshy. [ cheers and applause ♪
♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: that is how you -- that is how you make an entrance >> yes that's how you do it >> jimmy: that's how you make an entrance, right there >> thank you, roots! >> jimmy: liza koshy oh, gosh >> so happy to be here >> jimmy: i'm so happy that you're on the show you're so much fun >> it's baby's first "fallon." >> jimmy: it's baby's first "fallon. it's your first time on "fallon. i love that. >> thank you for having me [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: come back. first of many, hopefully you got to do something very, very cool the other night, by the way. >> i did >> jimmy: and you -- you got to announce the biggest award of the night at the "american music awards." >> and that award went to -- >> together: bts >> jimmy: that's right >> yes, it did [ applause ] >> jimmy: i mean - >> deservingly so. come on, now >> jimmy: the fans went nuts on twitter. they go, "literally me when bts won. artist of the year." [ laughter ] >> that is an involuntary instinctive reaction
look at that it looks like i won. >> jimmy: did you? i know [ laughter ] it looks like you won. yeah >> yes >> jimmy: did you fan out? are you -- are you part of the army >> that's a little acting there. i'm acting like i'm in total shock but i'm -- of course, they were going to win they're brilliant. >> jimmy: yeah >> such beast performers yeah >> jimmy: did you get to meet them backstage >> i did i did this, like, little, like -- oh my gosh, kings -- kings. i'm in the presence of royalty and they all bowed at me and i just felt their gust of wind, just - [ laughter ] >> jimmy: when they all bow at the same time, you get a gust of wind. >> yes >> jimmy: they form. they're like voltron >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: they form one giant robot. [ light laughter ] yeah >> it's everything i want. yeah i was fed. >> jimmy: they're unbelievable >> they're unbelievable. they crushed it at the "ama's" too. >> jimmy: they're perfectionists >> yeah. >> jimmy: they can sing. they can dance >> they can do it all. >> jimmy: they look good they know what to do >> they're like popping, locking, everything. yeah >> jimmy: they're a star but i mean -- can -- can we hear your story? how did -- well, how did you become a star? >> yes oh, my goodness. okay, so - >> jimmy: where did you start? >> it started in houston, texas born and raised, h-town. [ cheers ] come on h-town, represent. [ cheers and applause that's right h-town, hold it down, barbecue what's up? [ laughter ] then i had a second birth on vine [ cheers and applause there you go
yep, yep, yep. >> jimmy: from people on vine. >> it's dead now, but, you know - [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah vine -- the vine died. >> yeah, vine died pour one out, every time >> jimmy: yeah >> but i accidently tripped into the industry. so i started at 17 years old in high school and i was just doing it for, like, my small circle, my group chat, that used to be like your twitter, right? >> jimmy: yeah >> and -- well, that circle just grew and grew and grew and now i have this audience that i'm so grateful to have. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: let's talk about "liza on demand. this is -- [ applause ] >> yeah. thank you. >> jimmy: the third season and it's the final season. >> it is the final third and final season so - >> jimmy: that's a little bittersweet. >> i'll bring you into the world. here, put 30 seconds on the clock. here's the elevator pitch. all right, here we go. so basically - [ drum roll that's right, give it a roll [ laughter ] basically, this is the world of the gig economy, right we're all living in a time of assisted living. all of us have our own personal assistants, right? you hire somebody to drive you somewhere to go. you hire somebody to get you food to the place that you don't want to go and you hire somebody to cry at your funeral because there aren't enough people to cry there. it's a real thing. it's a job, and yes, i am available to do it if you need it [ laughter ] season three is just, like, the
wrap-up. she is embracing herself as this independent woman who is employing herself on her phone >> jimmy: good >> and it, kind of, parallels my real life of getting started. my career's in the palm of my hand >> jimmy: uh-huh >> so, anything is possible nowadays let's go [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: you did a pretty awesome job of that. [ laughter ] >> yeah, 45 seconds. >> jimmy: i want to show everyone a clip. here's liza koshy in season three of "liza on demand." take a look at this. >> who's going to do self-care sunday with me >> i can't do my own eyebrows. give me those. i mean, who's going to remind me every morning that my gummy vitamins aren't candy. >> who's going to confirm that all my outfits are amazing [ mumbling ] [ mumbling ] [ mumbling ] [ crying ] [ mumbling ] [ crying ] [ mumbling ] [ crying ]
[ cheers and applause >> oh my god >> jimmy: come on, buddy that's fun right there >> there's nothing like quarter-life crisis around a a campfire >> jimmy: i love that. liza koshy, everybody. check out the new season of "liza on demand" on her youtube channel. avril lavigne and special guest travis barker perform for us after the break. stick around [ cheers and applause ♪
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♪ ♪ hey you you should've known better better to mess wit someone like me ♪ ♪ hey you forever and ever you're gonna wis i was your wifey ♪ ♪ don't act so innocent this was no accident you planned this in the en and now it's over ♪ ♪ say what you want to sa you lied and i got playe you threw it all awa and now it's over ♪ ♪ just face i we didn't make it ♪ ♪ you bit off more than you can chew can you taste it ♪ ♪ hey you you should've known better better to mess wit someone like me ♪ ♪ hey you forever and ever you're gonna wis i was your wifey ♪ ♪ should've held on should've treated me right i gave you one chanc you don't get it twice ♪
♪ hey you and we'll be together neve so baby you can bite me ♪ ♪ don't hold your breat 'cause you're stil choking on your words ♪ ♪ those things you said might be the las ones that i heard ♪ ♪ so come pick up you clothes from the front yar sprinklers on ♪ ♪ burn the rest i the backyard should've had the guts just to say goodbye ♪ ♪ now you're gonn have regrets for the rest of your life ♪ ♪ just face i we didn't make it ♪ ♪ you bit off more than you can chew can you taste it ♪ ♪ hey you you should've known better better to mess wit someone like me ♪ ♪ hey you forever and ever you're gonna wis i was your wifey ♪ ♪ should've held on should've treated me right i gave you one chanc you don't get it twice ♪ ♪ hey you and we'll be together neve so baby you can bite me ♪ ♪ i bet you taste m on the tip of your tongu tip of your tongue
tip of your tongue ♪ ♪ fell fast when i know i shoulda ru know i shoulda run know i shoulda run ♪ ♪ i bet you taste m on the tip of your tongu tip of your tongue tip of your tongue ♪ ♪ i fell fast when i know i shoulda ru know i shoulda run i know i shoulda run ♪ ♪ hey you you should've known better better to mess wit someone like me ♪ ♪ hey you forever and ever you're gonna wis i was your wifey ♪ ♪ should've held on should've treated me right i gave you one chanc you don't get it twice ♪ ♪ hey you and we'll be together neve so baby you can bite me ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: my thanks to hailee steinfeld, liza koshy, avril lavigne and travis barker, once again. [ cheers and applause and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania thank you for watching stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers. goodnight, everybody
thank you. [ cheers and applause ♪ [ cheers and applause ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers. tonight -- lin-manuel miranda star of "a clusterfunke christmas," actress, rachel dratch, music from mastodon, featuring the 8g band with jon epcar. [ cheers and applause and now, seth meyers >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night. we hope you're doing well tonight. and now, if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news donald trump's former personal attorney michael cohen was released, yesterday, from his 18-month-long house arrest