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officers tell us multiple people have been arrested and police officers are in riot gear trying to control the rioters. and then the historic murphy average being. all visitors 12 and older must provide proof of vaccination. go out with your family and friends and have fun. there are lots of ice rinks across the bay area. >> yeah, did you see the little penguins so you don't fall? it's so cute. >> have a good weekend. be safe. >> bye-bye. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon."
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tonight, join jimmy and his guests - whoopi goldberg, karol g, and featuring the legendary roots crew >> questlove: 1555 >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: thank you, thank you, thank you! oh, my goodness. that's a great friday crowd, right there! welcome. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show. thank you for being here thank you for watching [ cheers and applause
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well, guys, there's a lot going on in the news today, the fda approved pfizer and moderna booster shots. not only that, a jury in wisconsin approved gunshots. [ laughter ] yeah, today, kyle rittenhouse was found not guilty on all five counts in the shooting that killed two men and injured one during last year's racial justice protest in kenosha, wisconsin. it just goes to show you can do anything in this country, as long as you're in the white, i mean - [ laughter ] on the right -- no, in the right. [ laughter ] let's move on to some lighter news it was a big day for president biden. this morning, he went to walter reed for a routine physical and a colonoscopy [ laughter ] i guess biden's infrastructure plan means all of the tunnels are getting worked on. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause yeah but it wasn't a typical colonoscopy. >> steve: really [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: no before the procedure, biden started talking and the
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anesthesiologist fell asleep [ cheers and applause ♪ colonoscopies can be a little invasive that's why before the procedure biden was like - ♪ go easy on me baby ♪ >> jimmy: but get this - [ laughter ] well, after his procedure, biden took part in the annual presidential turkey pardoning. and last night, the two lucky stayed in their own suite at the willard hotel. here they are. this is real [ laughter ] yeah even weirder, it was the fantasy suite. [ laughter ] i heard that after their pardon, most presidential turkeys go to live the rest of their days on a farm in virginia called gobbler's rest and believe it or not, all of those pardoned turkeys actually have their own reality show. watch this >> coming up on the next "real turkeys of gobbler's rest. marshmallow throws down the gauntlet with fudge. [ gobbling ] carrot gets drunk and belligerent at brunch.
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[ gobbling ] and butterscotch throws caramel's prosthetic claw! "real turkeys of gobbler's rest," hosted by nick cannon >> jimmy: oh, interesting. [ laughter ] [ applause ] some more news from washington, today, the house passed biden's nearly $2 trillion build back better act, and here's speaker nancy pelosi making the big announcement >> on this vote, the yeas are 220. the nays are 213 the build back better bill is passed [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: yeah asked if that dancing was awkward, the yeas were unanimous. [ laughter ] meanwhile, democrats actually planned to vote on the bill last night, but house minority leader, kevin mccarthy, gave
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the longest, continuous speech in house history to stall it and this is real, he talked for eight straight hours just listen to a little bit of what he said this is real >> picture america at a swim meet after world war ii. i was in the sixth grade i turn on the tv i watched jimmy carter have a sweater on and tell me to turn the heater down you ever eaten one of these baby carrots they're just big carrots they chop them they charge you more, and you buy them personally, i didn't think i could go this long [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he did that for eight hours. on the bright side, when they heard that he could talk for eight hours straight, uber was like, "you're hired. [ laughter ] some business news i saw that oprah and reese witherspoon are the newest investors in spanx. although, from now until new year's, i think we're all pretty invested in spanx [ laughter ] and, finally, mcdonald's was just offering a big promotion on egg mcmuffin's to celebrate the sandwich's 50th anniversary. and it was so popular that their app crashed. that's right the mcdonald's app totally stopped working. as a result, it was renamed the
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mcdonald's ice cream machine [ cheers and applause we have a great show give it up for the roots, everybody! come on. [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause what a show we have for you, tonight. her new 2021 holiday sweater collection is available, now, on nordstrom.com and berek.com whoopi goldberg is here this evening! [ cheers and applause plus, she's a two-time latin grammy winner, who is currently on a sold-out tour, karol g is here [ cheers and applause and we have great music, tonight, from dry cleaning, everybody! [ cheers and applause
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then, later in the show, an all new "thank you notes," so stay tuned for that that's tonight yeah [ cheers and applause i also want to mention, tonight is tariq's last show for a few months [ audience aws ] because -- this is good news. tariq, you're heading into rehearsals - >> tariq: yeah >> jimmy: -- to star in a brand new play called "black no more." >> tariq: yes, yes >> jimmy: tariq, congratulations. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> tariq: thank you. now, "black no more," music and lyrics by tariq trotter. >> tariq: yeah >> jimmy: and this is -- when does -- when is the opening? >> tariq: the op - >> jimmy: on january 11th. >> tariq: yeah january 11th, you know, 2022 >> jimmy: yeah and opening night february 8th you can get tickets at thenewgroup.org. yeah .org. thenewgroup.org. >> tariq: yeah >> jimmy: which, you start rehearsals like next week? >> tariq: monday >> jimmy: wow! >> tariq: yeah >> jimmy: wait, how long -- you've been working on this for like five years, right >> tariq: yeah, five, six years, man >> jimmy: six years. you know so much work goes into this stuff, it's crazy >> tariq: yeah yeah >> jimmy: dude, congratulations. >> tariq: thank you. >> jimmy: i couldn't be more proud of you, buddy. >> tariq: thank you.
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[ cheers and applause we're going to miss you. what are we gonna do >> tariq: i don't know, man. >> jimmy: what are we gonna do i'm gonna miss you, man. >> tariq: i'm gonna miss you guys too, man. it's bittersweet maybe i'll -- i don't know, i'll zoom in >> jimmy: oh, yeah [ laughter ] we'll be here facetiming we'll put a screen there, by the mic. >> tariq: right. >> jimmy: yeah and then, we'll facetime in and talk to you. >> tariq: i mean, we got a lot of cutouts of me already, right? >> jimmy: yeah, we can just use a cardboard cutout >> tariq: just, like, throw one of the cutouts up, man >> jimmy: yeah [ laughter ] either that, or we get higgins to start rapping >> steve: i'll do shaggy though >> jimmy: he can do shaggy rapping. ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: shaggy >> steve: that's shaggy. >> jimmy: thank you. >> steve: the famous rapper. >> jimmy: thank you. yeah, of course. shaggy guys, we're in the middle of the nfl season, and this sunday night's game has the los angeles chargers facing off against the pittsburgh steelers. now, as you know, at the end of every season, they give out awards, like most valuable player but they also give out awards during the season. i'll show you what i mean. it's time for "tonight show superlatives." here we go [ cheers and applause
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♪ tonight sho superlatives ♪ >> jimmy: our first player is from the steelers. it's robert spillane he was voted most likely to list his neck size as tire hole [ laughter ] >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: medium large tire hole next up, from the steelers, is b.j. finney. he was voted most likely to drink the cup of ranch that comes with wings like a shot [ laughter ] next up, from the chargers, is ty long. he was voted most likely to call kissing, "mouth sin." [ laughter ] next up, from the chargers, is justin herbert he was voted most likely to say, "that's what's up," instead of thank you [ laughter ] "that's what's up. next up, from the chargers, it's dustin hopkins. he was voted most likely to go to a sushi restaurant and order chicken tenders. [ laughter ] next up, from the chargers, is
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tre' mckitty he was voted most likely to be the number one customer on impossiblehatshapes.net. [ laughter ] he got an award for that >> steve: yeah, he got an award. what is that >> jimmy: it's very rare they rarely give that out. next up, from the chargers, is storm norton >> steve: storm. >> jimmy: he was voted most likely to do the weather on eyewitness news at 7:00. "now the weather with storm norton next up, from the steelers, is chris wormley. he was voted most likely to be told to dial it back a bit by the dmv photographer [ laughter ] it's a bit much. it's a bit much. next up, from the steelers, is derrek tuszka. he was voted most likely to work at the slowest checkout line at trader joe's [ laughter ] "almonds, good choice. [ laughter ] >> steve: "these are back in stock? >> jimmy: "oh, these are back in stock you got to be kidding me, right on." >> steve: "sweet." "wait, i'm gonna go get some." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "i'm gonna get some,
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and i'm gonna try them, right in front of you. we'll eat almonds together." [ laughter ] "nice, nice, nice. [ laughter ] freshly squeezed juice." nice." >> steve: "you are a --" >> jimmy: "juice is nice. can you agree with me on that? juice is nice. [ laughter ] finally, from the chargers, is matt overton he was voted most likely to be the uncle who makes everyone run a 5k on thanksgiving [ cheers and applause there you have it. those are your superlatives. stick around we'll be right back with "thank you notes," everybody. come on back [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪♪ ♪ you are my fire ♪ ♪ the one desire ♪ ♪ you are, you are, ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: thank you. welcome back today is friday, and that's usually when i catch up with some personal stuff. you know, i check my inbox, i return some emails and, of course, send out thank you notes. and i was just - [ cheers and applause i was running a bit behind today so i thought if you guys wouldn't mind, i would like to write out my weekly thank you notes right now. is that cool with you guys [ cheers and applause
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james, can i get some thank you note writing music, please ♪ [ laughter ] with a little extra flare there. i heard that [ laughter ] >> jimmy: where he put -- yeah yeah >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: where he put - >> steve: put a little english on it. >> jimmy: yeah yeah >> steve: it's the holidays. >> jimmy: yeah, a little sprinkle, man. ♪ thank you, "house of gucci," or as i like to call you, "italian succession." [ cheers and applause >> steve: hey. >> jimmy: good >> steve: "what's it matter for you? [ light laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, 75% of americans limiting the relatives they invite to thanksgiving because of covid. or as 100% of them put it, "yeah, we're not inviting them because of covid." [ laughter and applause it's all right >> steve: are you vaccine? "yeah. oh, we don't want anybody who is vaccine [ laughter ]
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did you get your booster >> jimmy: we're celebrating the 26th of -- >> steve: "yeah, 26th of -- we're going to do that do you know where walmart is?" [ laughter ] "we'll be celebrating in that parking lot. we'll meet you there don't worry about it. " >> jimmy: "are you going to celebrate thanksgiving in walmart? >> steve: "yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "nice! [ laughter ] "nice. that's righteous ♪ thank you adele's "30," for being the official soundtrack of staring out a window with your hand against the glass. [ laughter and applause ♪ it's a out ♪ thank you, booster shots, for being a good thing for society but sounding like a tequila you give to toddlers [ laughter and applause >> steve: for teething for teething ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, calling someone on their birthday, for being ten seconds of excitement, followed by ten minutes of awkwardness
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[ laughter and applause >> steve: "happy birthday! >> jimmy: uh, did i already sing okay ♪ thank you, moving walkways at airports, for being the best way of getting to my gate exactly 14 seconds faster. [ laughter and applause >> steve: yeah ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, kitchenaid stand mixer for making sure i can't make baked goods until i can deadlift all 400 pounds of you onto my counter. [ laughter and applause gosh >> steve: "oh, where's the blades?" ♪ is that the last one >> jimmy: what was that? [ laughter ] >> steve: that's the last thank you note that tariq is going to hear for, like, a month or two >> jimmy: yes, this is the last one. yeah, yeah yeah, that's right we're going to miss tariq. man, i'm going to miss you >> tariq: i'm going to miss you too, man >> jimmy: i mean -- speech speech speech speech speech speech
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[ audience chants "speech" ] >> tariq: from me, too [ audience chants "speech" ] that would -- i mean, you know [ cheers and applause all right, you know, the top of -- of one mountain represents the bottom of -- of the next [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, my good -- i never realized this. everybody is just -- >> tariq: wow. >> jimmy: stop, stop, stop >> tariq: woah [ laughter ] i'm ready to go. >> jimmy: i don't know what that means i've got this deal [ laughter ] high school yearbook quote or something? >> tariq: no [ laughter ] too good >> jimmy: it's too good. ♪ >> tariq: to be. [ laughter ] that's -- wait a minute. is this really the last one? >> steve: yeah >> tariq: wow. i mean - [ laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you cornucopias for being baskets that are bad at their job there you have it, everybody those are our thank you notes. we'll be right back with whoopi goldberg! [ cheers and applause ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: my first guest is an oscar, emmy, grammy and tony-winning performer who has a new line of holiday sweaters and accessories available right now. look at this oh, snap [ laughter ] yeah oh, snap right now, it's available on nordstrom.com and berek.com. please welcome our pal, whoopi goldberg! ♪ [ cheers and applause
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>> jimmy: can you spread these out so that -- >> let me have a minute. >> jimmy: you are so thoughtful and awesome. whoopi goldberg is here! i love that. [ cheers and applause oh, no you did. i love you so much whoopi goldberg, come on now [ cheers and applause >> oh. >> jimmy: who is better -- who is better than you >> so many people! >> jimmy: no, no, no that is not true at all. every time you come, you bring us something fun to eat. >> well, because you all work really hard. you know >> jimmy: well, gosh, you're just the best and the most thoughtful >> well, i like -- >> jimmy: what is it what did you bring this time >> i had to write it down because it got to complicated. >> jimmy: okay, good [ laughter ]
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>> so they are dka, dominique's kouign amann >> tariq: yeah >> you know? at the bakery? >> jimmy: oh, no yeah, yeah >> it's called kouign-amann. it's the number one selling pastry similar to caramelized croissant, with flaky, tender layers inside and caramelized with crust outside >> jimmy: why are you reading it like that [ laughter ] >> and it even outsells the cronuts! [ laughter and applause okay so - >> jimmy: we read that >> well, you know, i wanted -- i wanted to make sure i got it right. because you usually have - >> jimmy: dominique ansel. >> oh, you know them >> jimmy: oh, he -- that's - >> tariq: oh, yeah that's my guy. >> jimmy: that's -- people were - >> questlove: that's not - >> jimmy: oh, we -- people wait around the block for that. >> really? well, somebody waited because we got a whole bunch of them >> jimmy: oh, thank you for bringing it to us. >> well, i'm glad you like that i'm -- i'm thrilled. >> jimmy: oh, we love it come on. i -- i -- i heard that you -- it was your birthday recently, right? >> yes, on saturday. last saturday. >> jimmy: happy birthday happy belated birthday >> thank you thank you. [ cheers and applause ♪ old lady birthday. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: by the way, i'm
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loving the thom browne, by the way. >> well, you know, thom browne - >> jimmy: i think it's a good look i love it. >> he doesn't make things often this size. okay [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, that's so funny. >> because -- but i love it because he made this for me. he also -- you know, i had an issue with my back and with my knee >> jimmy: yeah, i heard. >> he made me a cane so, yeah >> jimmy: he's a good guy. >> he's a great guy. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: you know, i went to see him, maybe, i want to say 15-20 years ago, i guess, is when he first started in new york >> yeah. yeah >> jimmy: and i heard about his suits. everyone went, "oh, my gosh. the suits are famous this guy is going to be great. i mean, it's hard to be designer >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's tough >> yeah. >> jimmy: and i said, "all right, i'm going to go to down to see him." and i go, "and it was down in the basement somewhere," in the, you know, the garment district >> right >> jimmy: no windows, nothing. i see these three gray suits i go -- i go, "yeah, i would love to get a suit." and he was like, "yep, there you go." i go, "any other color?" he goes, "nope." [ laughter ] i go, "all right, i got to put it on. it was too short >> right >> jimmy: i go, "can you make it longer? and he goes, "nope." >> nope. [ laughter ] >> yeah. yeah yeah >> jimmy: all right, awesome fashion, this is great [ laughter ] and i wore it and everyone was like, "that's the best suit. i still have it.
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it's still - >> ever. yeah i mean, it's just -- when you are so innovative where your face just says, "yeah, this is what it is," and other people gag and go, "what? >> jimmy: yeah >> "that - that's it. and he goes, "uh-huh." >> jimmy: uh-huh yeah, that's how you do it that's how you know. >> yeah, that's how you know >> jimmy: that's how you know you did something. >> i didn't do my tie. you don't feel disrespected, do you? >> jimmy: never in my life >> okay. >> jimmy: you kidding me you're still, technically, wearing a tie. >> well, i tried to figure out how to do it but i realized, at this point, things that are upside down confuse me [ laughter ] so, i couldn't figure out how to make the knot you know >> jimmy: yeah -- no, it looks cool that way. you're testing a new thing no, i like it. >> but i sit on it, you see. [ light laughter ] i sit with this -- because i'm -- i'm, sort of, stuffed into this dress. [ laughter ] you know, i'm trying to look nice because i don't come outside very often >> jimmy: no, we love you. you look fantastic [ laughter ] but i -- there's things i have to ask you about >> what do you want to know? >> jimmy: "sister act 3" is what i want to ask you >> yes yes. [ cheers and applause yes. yes. >> jimmy: can you hear -- we are -- yeah. >> yeah. yeah listen, i'm so glad that we're getting to do it
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we've been asking and asking for about 15 years >> jimmy: yeah >> and finally, somebody over at disney plus said, "oh, yeah, sure." >> jimmy: yeah [ light laughter ] >> and we were like, "are you sure?" because everybody else was like, "nobody wants to see it. >> jimmy: is that right? >> and the -- and the folks said, "we want to say it." and i was like, "cool. [ cheers and applause cool >> jimmy: cool >> so, yeah. the nuns will be back. >> jimmy: the nuns will be back >> the nuns will be there. you know, everything that you want it to be. >> jimmy: tyler perry is involved too, right? >> well, he's -- i have to tell you, he's the reason we were able to get it done because, you know, he has that, kind of, "oomph." he has the power >> jimmy: he really does >> you know, my power is like -- and his power is like - [ laughter ] yeah, you know >> jimmy: yeah >> he's like, "i got my own studio, yo!" [ laughter ] "don't mess with me! >> jimmy: his story is amazing as well. >> he's extraordinary. >> jimmy: yeah i love that guy. >> and he's -- i said, "i really would like to get this movie done." and he said, "what do you need to do? and i said, "well, why -- why didn't you tell me to produce it?" and he did
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>> jimmy: yeah, but i think -- >> and they said, "yes!" [ cheers ] >> jimmy: but, i mean, "sister act 3," is -- i -- i feel like the world needs something like this now >> i think so. i mean, with all that's going on in the world, i got guys to laugh and sing along >> jimmy: we got to laugh. >> i wish there was, like, a a little bouncing ball we could put up [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah >> and music on. >> jimmy: do it two versions >> yeah. >> jimmy: why not? >> and, you know, i get -- i just think people just need to laugh. >> jimmy: yeah, i agree with you. >> you know, i need to laugh >> jimmy: yeah, me too >> you know. >> jimmy: speaking of needing to laugh, i was reading about your first film, which was "the color purple." >> right >> jimmy: but i know you as a performer on broadway and a comedian >> yeah. >> jimmy: and how do you end up going into "the color purple" with drama >> he asked me >> jimmy: spielberg? >> yeah. >> jimmy: and cause you saw him at the show? >> i think he heard about the show and quincy jones told him about me and i think, also, alice walker, who lived in san francisco where i lived, and i think she came to see some of my weird shows >> jimmy: yeah >> and so she, you know, said, "hey, there's this weird girl who might be okay. you know
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and when you think about it, it's like -- i was very, very controversial. >> jimmy: oh, yeah >> oh, yeah. a very long time ago [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you haven't stopped. >> well -- >> jimmy: you haven't stopped, whoopi >> i swear i'm not as bad as i used to be [ laughter ] i'm not. i'm not. i don't -- you know. >> jimmy: yeah >> but - >> jimmy: but did you have to audition and - >> he asked me to come to amblin studios, which is where all of his stuff was in his headquarters and he said, "we just open this theater and i want to see what you've been doing on broadway. and i was like, "okay. i said, "there's one thing i've -- they asked me not to do," and i'm not going to do it and he said, "okay." all right. so i do it and i peek out to see because i'm curious who is in the audience. >> jimmy: yeah >> and it's, you know, ashford & simpson and it's quincy jones it's michael jackson it's all these people and i'm thinking, "i am in trouble." >> jimmy: wow. [ light laughter ] >> because, you know, my shows were very, you know, out there
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so i go out and i do it and they -- they like it they're yelling, "more, more, more." and i thought, "ooh. i was not supposed to do more. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i was actually told not to do more >> i was told not to do anymore. [ laughter ] and -- and steven said, "do -- is there -- do you have something? well, i said, "well, yes but i'm not sure you're gonna like it. >> jimmy: yeah >> and he said, "why not?" i said, "because i -- it's about bleet. he said bleet? and i said yeah, it's the black et [ laughter ] and he lands in oakland. [ laughter ] and he's in the projects with the kids >> jimmy: exactly right. yeah, of course. >> and he was like, "i need to see this." >> jimmy: bleet. yeah >> "i need to see this." >> jimmy: did you do bleet and i did it i did it for him >> jimmy: wow. >> and it was really strange to do because he really -- he understood why i was writing it because, you know, in '84,
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'83 there was a lot of crazy stuff going on again with immigration. and how we all act towards each other and so the bottom line of it was i wrote about the fact that he needed to remember who he was and where he came from because, of course, he attacked his people when they came because they didn't recognize him because he had assimilated >> jimmy: wow. >> so, yeah. it was very -- >> jimmy: wow, it's deep >> i was very deep >> jimmy: deep, oh my gosh >> very, very deep you know [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but that go you the role, and you crushed it i mean, yeah >> it was good, you know listen, it's not bad to have a a good origin to the story you know >> jimmy: i totally agree with you. it's not bad at all. >> yeah, i'll never be a marvel superhero. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: never say never. >> well, no, come on now come on. you know none of those superheroes are gonna look like me but i'm sneaking up on them. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: marvel's watching! i know someone out there in marvel is watching
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>> 'cause, you know, what superpower is going to come from another world and mess with a black woman [ laughter ] none, none >> jimmy: no - >> because they're gonna look at this. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's the scene that's the scene right there [ cheers and applause ♪ it is the holidays i'm gonna be talking more with whoopi when we come back come back. more "tonight show," everybody stick around [ cheers and applause ♪ (kids chatter) ♪♪♪ ♪♪♪ ♪♪♪ make your holiday dreams come true. for way less than you expect. at t.j. maxx, marshalls and homegoods. endless selection. great prices. all season long.
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: welcome back we're talking to the one, the only whoopi goldberg we love you! [ cheers and applause every time you come on, i love you, but we always have to talk
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about something. you do these holiday collections. it's not just sweaters but it's also socks >> yeah. >> jimmy: and you have - >> mittens >> jimmy: last year was masks. >> yes >> jimmy: and you did scarves. and they're just fun like, let's just look at them. >> and they're -- you know >> jimmy: this one's - there's all different ways to say happy -- now look at that. [ audience aws ] it got awws. that one's got aww >> aww >> jimmy: yeah that's what you want with a sweater. [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: and they're fun. and -- they're funny and they're cool look at this one >> and they're really good >> jimmy: "merry freaking christmas. that's -- check it out [ laughter ] that's what i'm talking about. >> yeah. >> jimmy: but this is a very special process for all of these. and can you explain to me, how does this get made >> well, they say, "okay, we need to know what you want to do." >> jimmy: uh-huh >> and i go "okay. [ light laughter ] and then i do whatever i need to do and then i take a pen. >> jimmy: uh-huh >> and i -- i draw on them >> jimmy: you draw them like - >> and then i say, "here they are. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but look at this
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you sent us one of the drawings >> yes >> jimmy: this is it >> that's -- [ laughter ] yeah that's the expensive one >> jimmy: i'm so broke and here's a broken gingerbread. >> yes >> jimmy: and then, they turn it into this and says, "i'm so broke. "i'm so broke. [ laughter ] "oh, snap. [ laughter ] i love it. >> and they're silly and they're meant to make you laugh. and they're meant to make you go, "oh, come on, really?" [ laughter ] you know, they are >> jimmy: but that's what they're for. and they're happy and they're good >> yeah. yeah >> jimmy: and well, i'm just going to say - >> and they're from kids i think we have some kids stuff also >> jimmy: you have kids stuff too? >> and mittens and socks and stuff. >> jimmy: i was gonna say, it's fun and it's -- it's loud and it's cozy. >> yes >> jimmy: and it's you >> it is me. can i show this one? >> jimmy: yeah, that's the one >> this one, i - >> jimmy: that's -- that's the headliner. >> so i wanted - >> jimmy: that's the closer. >> so i wanted to make it so that you could jump up and
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down [ laughter and applause like a - >> jimmy: shake it shake a snow globe >> shake it up, yeah and they -- and they said, "no, you can't do that. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah >> so we got it, so, you know, it's - >> jimmy: it's close enough. >> -- got some stuff in it and -- >> jimmy: you put it and you know what and do a handstand >> yeah. >> jimmy: why not? exactly. >> it's just - you know, look it's been a rough couple of years. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly right. make someone laugh come on, why not >> yeah, make yourself laugh >> jimmy: yeah i mean - >> you know, just give it as a a present and say, "hey. >> jimmy: yeah >> "you've been very dour, put this on. >> jimmy: yeah [ laughter ] >> you know? >> jimmy: we love it when you come by. and thank you for always coming by and bringing the goodies and bringing the love and the funny. there's no one like you. you're the greatest. [ cheers and applause whoopi goldberg! the 2021 holiday collection is available now at nordstrom.com and berek.com! we'll be right back with karol g. stick around [ cheers and applause ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: my next guest is a a two-time latin grammy winner she's a multi-platinum selling artist whose music has been streamed over 30 billion times billion. [ cheers ] and she's currently on a a sold-out tour. everyone, please welcome karol g!
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[ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. i'm so happy to see you in person thank you so much for coming on the show >> i am so happy to be here again. like, one year -- or it was two years, our last time >> jimmy: yeah, right? here's what happened since i last talked to you >> okay. >> jimmy: ready for this your song "tusa" hit one billion streams on spotify [ cheers and applause ♪ hit one billion. you're album "kg0516" went to number one on the albums charts [ cheers and applause ♪ right now you're in the middle of a sold-out tour [ cheers and applause ♪
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and finally last night, you won another latin grammy for best reggae time performance, come on come on. [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ >> have to bring you to colombia >> jimmy: yeah >> those steps, those steps. >> jimmy: i don't think they'll allow grandpa into colombia. but anyway - [ laughter ] you're obviously from colombia but before that, you also -- you lived in new york for a while. >> i lived in new york you know, like i came to new york for one thing >> jimmy: what >> i wanted to stop doing music. so, i moved to new york. >> jimmy: to stop doing music? >> to stop doing music >> jimmy: then what made you start doing the music? >> i had to -- i used to live in belden. so i had to take three buses and one train to get to my school in manhattan. >> jimmy: yeah >> and then in the train all the time, i was watching like
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a billboard of music conference and it says like music but in business, like in a business point. so, everyday i was on the train like "why? "if i want to stop doing music, i have to see these people everyday." [ laughter ] so - >> jimmy: so you kept seeing music, music, music everyday >> yeah. >> jimmy: and you knew that's a sign >> i went to boston and i studied that and i'm here, you know >> jimmy: look at you now! yeah, look at you now! come on. [ cheers and applause >> i'm back into music and i'm here again >> jimmy: congrats you're on your solo tour how does that feel to have your own tour >> like, it's something -- i don't know i'm telling my people all the time, like, i'm in an airplane mode because it's hard to believe -- when i'm out, it's hard to believe all of those thousand people are there for me. it's amazing >> jimmy: oh yeah. >> and being part of those people's lives, it's amazing for me it started like selling theaters and then it became like so huge and people started buying a lot so we moved from theaters to the arenas right now.
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so i'm happy people, i love you so much for giving me this amazing moment in my career [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: do you look into the crowd and just see a sea of like blue hair >> yes >> jimmy: yeah [ laughter ] >> no, yeah. >> jimmy: that's good. >> you're laughing but it's true like, i go out and it's like a -- i don't know, like a big, blue cloud in the crowd. >> jimmy: yeah >> and they have wigs and they put like all of my tattoos and then they have the merch it's amazing i love that, people. it's everything. >> jimmy: can you explain what "bichota" is >> "bichota? oh, my god okay i'm going to -- i'm going to say it, because -- i'm going to say it >> jimmy: okay >> "bichota. it's a word that i knew from puerto rican friends >> jimmy: yeah >> the meaning is drug dealer, bichote. >> jimmy: okay >> it's the head of the drugs. okay so the word for me -- okay >> jimmy: okay >> so, the word for me, like, the meaning was, i know, tough
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but for me, the word, it's like powerful so, i said, "what about bichota? "no, bichota, they don't use it they use bichote." no, i want it to be bichota. i wanted to create a bichota but the meaning is going to be like a like a boss bitch girl, powerful, great, amazing, doing her things by herself. [ cheers and applause you know >> jimmy: look at you. so, bichota -- so, you go, "i'm making a new thing. i'm making a thing." >> trying. >> jimmy: and then you put - you didn't even try -- succeeded because the song became a giant hit >> you know what happened yesterday? we were in -- i was in the concert -- in my concert >> jimmy: yeah >> and i was about to perform "bichota." so, we're in the air, my team told me, like, "hey, karol you just, right five minutes before, you just won the grammy -- the latin grammy for 'bichota.' so i was about to perform 'bichota' and i started screaming. like, i told all of my people, like, "hey, now we have a grammy." and we performed "bichota. it was amazing wow, amazing >> jimmy: look at you. you're doing it all. you're doing it. [ cheers and applause it's all happening it's all real!
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>> i'm happy, happy for that >> jimmy: i know, you're so young but i just want to ask, do you want to keep just doing this what do you want to do, other things you have other interests or is this it? you like, "no, this is --" >> i don't know. i have, like, a lot of things that i want to do in my life i just want to push myself and see, as a woman, how far i can go in everything like in business way, maybe acting i'm going to act like, you know, i have a a surprise for my people in january. i'm going to start, like, shooting a series for netflix. it's not about my life it's acting like i have a corrector so i'm preparing myself for that. but yeah, i have - >> jimmy: in january >> in january. >> jimmy: on netflix come on, that's what i'm talking about. [ cheers and applause dude, the sky's the limit. the sky's the limit. >> the sky's the limit >> jimmy: it's always good to see you. karol g., right there. [ cheers and applause >> thank you >> jimmy: go to karolgmusic.com for more go on her tour. we'll be right back with a a performance from dry cleaning stick around [ cheers and applause ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: making their u.s. tv debut, performing "scratchcard lanyard" from their album, "new long leg," please welcome dry cleaning [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ many years have passe but you're still charmin rose falling and exploding and you can't ♪ ♪ save the world on your ow i gues
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wristband theme park ♪ ♪ scratchcard lanyard do everythin and feel nothing ♪ ♪ do everything and feel nothing pat dad on the head ♪ ♪ all right you big loudmout and thanks very much ♪ ♪ for the twi i think of mysel as a hearty banana ♪ ♪ with that waxy surfac and small delicate flowers a woman in aviators ♪ ♪ firing a bazook a woman in aviator firing a bazooka ♪ ♪ i've come her to make a ceramic shoe and i've come to smash ♪ ♪ what you made i've come to learn how to mingle ♪ ♪ i've come to lear how to dance i've come to join ♪ ♪ the knitting circle that's just child chat
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why don't you want ♪ ♪ oven chips no it's a tokyo bouncy ball it's an oslo bouncy ball ♪ ♪ it's a rio de janeiro bouncy bal filter i love these ♪ ♪ mighty oaks don't you do everythin and feel nothing ♪ ♪ wristband theme par scratchcard lanyar do everything ♪ ♪ and feel nothin do everythin and feel nothing ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ you seem really togethe you've got a new coa new hair well i'll tell you ♪ ♪ one thing you've got it coming
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one day ♪ ♪ you're gonna get it ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: dry cleaning "new long leg" is out now. my thanks to whoopi goldberg, karol g, dry cleaning and the roots, right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania thank you for watching stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers. goodnight, everybody thank you. [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers. tonight -- sarah silverman. star of "born on thrid base," comedian, gary gulman. musician and producer mark ronson. featuring the 8g band with elmo lovano. ♪ [ chrs and applause and now, seth meyers >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night. we're so happy to be with you tonight. and now we're going to get to the news 11 democratic senators sent a letter to president biden

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