tv The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon NBC November 5, 2021 11:34pm-12:37am PDT
there is a good chance you've never sustain northern lights. look near the horizon here. this was wednesday around 1:00 a.m. sadly, the camera was record in the black and white so you can't get the full effect. if you live closer to the north pole, here's the full affect. you know the aurora borealis can light up the sky. it is a bucket list event when the sun releases high energy particles that react to our atmosphere. >> it looks like special effects. it doesn't look real. have a good weekend. be safe. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon."
tonight, join jimmy and his guests - kieran culkin, dj "shangela" pierce musical guest, camilo with evaluna, and featuring the legendary roots crew >> questlove: 1545 >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. come on, now [ cheers and applause that's too much love that's too much love oh, i love you i appreciate it. sit down enjoy yourself enjoy yourself welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show. [ cheers and applause
thank you for watching thank you for being here well, guys this is very exciting after being cancelled last year due to the pandemic, the new york city marathon is back this sunday. [ cheers and applause it's going to be a big day it's going to be a big day at the starting line, runners will take off their masks and place them over their nipples. [ laughter ] my favorite part of the race is when runners cross the finish line, they immediately turn into chipotle burritos of course the race is 26.2 miles. the only thing harder than running a marathon is listening to someone who just ran a marathon [ laughter ] besides a marathon, this sunday is also daylight savings time. [ cheers and applause [ audience boos the one thing americans can all agree on, hating daylight savings time [ laughter ] no one quite likes it, yeah. it's that magical trade where we swap one extra hour of sleep for five months of seasonal depression [ laughter ]
seriously, what's more fun than picking up your kids from school in total darkness [ laughter ] "papa, is that you?" "come closer to my voice." [ light laughter ] well, get this i saw that new york city has extended its $100 vaccine incentive to kids ages 5-11. $100 meanwhile the smart kids are like, yeah, make it $200, or we start doing our own research [ laughter ] kind of sets a bad precedent every time you ask your kid to take medicine, they'll be like, "you forgetting something, pal? [ laughter ] that's right, after getting the money, parents said, now, don't waste it kids said like, "oh, how you bought a $2,000 peloton. [ laughter ] "i'm gonna leave you in the darkness." some more covid news today apple began dropping mask mandates at some of its u.s. stores some think it's because of the declining cases. but others think it's because apple is about to release the imask pro. [ laughter ] ♪
[ applause ] that'll be $3,000. but apple says safety is still their top priority then they went back to letting hundreds of strangers rub the same ipad. [ laughter ] "oh, this one looks nice [ laughter ] lick it. meanwhile, i saw that uber is bringing back uber pool for the first time since the pandemic began. [ audience ohs ] it's great news if you love the bus, but dream of something more intimate. [ light laughter ] some entertainment news, today marvel's "eternals" finally hit theaters [ cheers and applause marvel fans haven't been this excited since two seconds ago when the last marvel movie came out. [ laughter ] "eternals" is about a young poet trying to find her voice in post-war europe just kidding it's about laser-shooting mutants. [ light laughter ] apparently it's the first marvel movie with a love scene [ audience ohs ] it's a little awkward.
basically the guy thinks she's ironman only to find out he's ant-man. [ laughter ] you know what i'm saying >> steve: oh >> jimmy: hey, i heard of a colorado man who set his mother's house on fire while trying to get rid of cobwebs with the blow torch. [ light laughter ] when his mom said, "did you get the cobwebs? he was like, "technically, yes. and finally, a southwest airlines employee created a dress out of 800 lost luggage zipper pulls [ audience ohs ] when she asked her husband to zip her up, he finishes about six hours later. [ laughter and applause we have a great show, everyone give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: what a show we have for you tonight. he stars in the hbo series "succession" and he's hosting "saturday night live" tomorrow night with musical guest,
ed sheeran kieran culkin is here. [ cheers and applause he's a good man. >> steve: good guy >> jimmy: funny. plus, you can see her in the hbo series "we're here," d.j. "shangela" pierce is here [ cheers and applause and we have great music by camilo and evaluna [ cheers and applause and then later in the show, an all new "thank you notes." you want to hear a taste of this camilo evaluna. this is called "indigo." >> steve: "indigo. >> jimmy: listen to this jam it's like awesome. ♪ >> jimmy: let me play it from the top. >> steve: play it from the tippy-top. ♪ >> jimmy: i mean, stop it. just hear it again from the top. >> steve: let me hear it from
the tippy-top. ♪ >> jimmy: that's all you're going to get just the top >> steve: are you doing -- [ cheers and applause one more time. >> jimmy: i usually do it from like a slide >> steve: do it one more time. >> jimmy: i don't think it's like a lap slide it's a regular slide >> steve: i think it might be a lap slide. i don't know >> jimmy: well, lets try it from the top >> steve: try it as a lap slide. ♪ >> jimmy: stop let me start it from this thing. what do you want me to play? this >> steve: yeah, play it with that >> jimmy: okay hold on. >> steve: like it's a theremin ♪ ♪ [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: good sound >> steve: good sound >> jimmy: they have a good look young, good looking kids come on. look at this guys, come on that's what i'm talking about. [ cheers and applause
hey, guys, the nascar cup series championship airs this sunday right here on nbc on your television! [ cheers and applause we love nascar now, at the end of the series, they give out award for most popular driver but they also give out some other awards as well i'll show you what i mean. it's time for "tonight show superlatives." [ cheers and applause ♪ tonight sho superlatives ♪ >> jimmy: now our first driver is denny hamlin. he was voted most likely to be posing for his "real housewives" intro. [ cheers and applause i go fast around the corner. up next, we have christopher bell [ audience aws ] he was voted to look at his car and say, "wow, it's just like my bed." [ laughter and applause is this a dream? >> steve: oh, my gosh. where's my milk? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: santa!
next up we have kevin harvick. he was voted most likely to throw a frisbee, turn to camera, and say, "that's why i asked my doctor if zaltrex was right for me." [ laughter and applause zaltrex. zaltrex. [ light laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: up next, we have anthony alfredo. he was voted most likely to ask you to tip him over and pour him out. [ laughter and applause >> steve: because he's a little teapot >> jimmy: they call him little teapot here comes little teapot around the corner >> steve: coming right here. short and stout. >> jimmy: up next we have cody ware. >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: he was voted most likely to list his shirt size as triangle. [ laughter and applause "you only have rhombuses oh, i'll come back." next up is martin truex jr >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: he was voted most likely to say, "have you or someone you loved been injured in a car accident? [ laughter and applause
call 1-800-lawyer. i'm going to fight for you." up next we have tyler reddick. [ audience aws ] >> steve: ah >> jimmy: he was voted most likely to react to any joke by saying, "oh, you [ laughter and applause oh, you. do you like it >> steve: nah. >> jimmy: next up, we have william byron jr he was voted most likely to star in a cw show as a a 15-year-old bully named clayton. [ laughter and applause next up we have ryan blaney. >> steve: oh >> jimmy: he was voted most likely to say "i shant race today. mother forbids it. [ laughter and applause not today! not ever!" and finally, we have matt -- [ light laughter ] matt dibenedetto he was voted most likely to say "it's hard to be aerodynamic when you're dragging this wagon. [ laughter and applause there you have it. those are your superlatives. stick around, we'll be right back with "thank you notes." [ cheers and applause ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: welcome back today is friday, and that's usually when i catch up with some personal stuff. you know, i check my inbox, i return emails and, of course, i send out thank you notes and i was -- [ cheers and applause --i was running a bit behind today, so i thought if you guys wouldn't mind, i'd just like to write out my weekly thank you notes right now. i appreciate it. [ cheers ] the best audience in the business james, can i get some thank you note writing music, please ♪ [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he's like a "mona lisa." i don't know if he's happy or upset. >> steve: he's an enigma >> jimmy: mystic, mystic smile >> steve: mmm. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you "eternals," or as i like to call you, "designer 'power rangers.' [ applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, jack-o-lantern for always being way scarier the first week of november than you ever were on halloween.
"what the heck is that thing get it off get it you take it off the porch! i don't want to touch it." >> steve: get a dust pan >> jimmy: get a shovel something, man ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, mcdonald's, selling a mcrib n.f.t. combining a mysterious object no one understands with a mysterious object no one understands. [ laughter and applause so meta. ♪ thank you, adele's new song "i drink wine --" [ cheers for finally giving millennials there very own "margaritaville. [ laughter and applause it's our anthem! come on! it's our anthem! ♪ >> jimmy: thank you staple removers for looking like the rattlesnakes of office depot [ laughter and applause ♪ >> jimmy: thank you leaf
peeping for basically being bird watching for people who are terrible at finding birds. [ laughter and applause leaf peeper. sure, if it makes you happy. come on. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, microwave "add 30 seconds button" -- [ laughter ] for rendering every other button on my microwave completely and totally obsolete [ laughter and applause pop, pop, pop, pop, pop popcorn! 30 minutes >> steve: pop, pop, pop, pop, popcorn! >> jimmy: that's what i'm like when i go gambling >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: jimmy popcorn here >> steve: every time you're at the craps table you just yell, "popcorn!" >> jimmy: yeah i go -- "popcorn!" popcorn! >> steve: i love vegas i'll go there next time and i'll do, "popcorn.
>> jimmy: what's that? >> steve: i'm going to vegas - >> jimmy: yeah, let me know when you go. >> steve: okay >> jimmy: not before >> steve: not before >> jimmy: wait until you go. then tell me after, we'll talk about it >> steve: so when i'm there i should tell you. >> jimmy: uh-uh. when you come back home. i'll wait for it >> steve: you got it don't worry. it's gonna be great. >> jimmy: i can't wait >> steve: for me to go to vegas? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i can't even talk about it now >> steve: why? you got something to do? >> jimmy: yeah >> steve: what's that? >> jimmy: what's that? [ laughter ] i'm going to do this bit i'm going to finish this bit >> steve: oh, i'm sorry. you were doing a bit i did not realize it zip, zip shutting it up go for it. don't want to interrupt it >> jimmy: no [ laughter ] >> steve: it's humor the people -- the people enjoy it got to show some respect >> jimmy: respect. >> steve: you've got to show it the respect. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: thank you getting into a car while holding a a pizza box for making me feel like i'm playing a game of human tetris
[ applause ] >> steve: popcorn! oh wait, this is the last o [ laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, two-door refrigerator for making it look like my condiments are flashing me there you have it, everybody those are my "thank you notes. we'll be right back with kieran culkin! ♪ [ cheers and applause in 2016, i was working at the amazon warehouse when my brother passed away. and a couple of years later, my mother passed away. after taking care of them, i knew that i really wanted to become a nurse. amazon helped me with training and tuition. today, i'm a medical assistant and i'm studying to become a registered nurse.
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[ cheers and applause >> jimmy: my first guest tonight stars in "succession." which airs sundays at 9:00 p.m. on hbo you can catch him tomorrow night hosting "saturday night live" with musical guest ed sheeran ladies and gentlemen, please welcome kieran culkin! [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: come on. come on, bud >> it's crazy. >> jimmy: it's crazy it is so good to see you >> thank you >> jimmy: we love you. obviously the audience loves you. you got a big standing o, man. i didn't even get a standing o when i came -- [ cheers ] >> there's like a sign that says stand up, right >> jimmy: no, we don't have a stand up sign. >> no, okay. just and applause sign >> jimmy: trust me, for the monologue they didn't stand up - [ laughter ] >> i saw it. >> jimmy: you are hosting -- yeah, right. you are hosting "saturday night live" tomorrow >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's amazing
>> it's crazy. yeah, it's -- it's absolutely insane >> jimmy: but -- yeah. thank you for coming down. >> thank you for having me it's like -- it's been a dream of mine. and it is just surreal and everyone says like, you know, just try to capture moments or something because it just moves so fast >> jimmy: yeah >> and i can't really even do that because there's just so much work to be done like we did the table read and there was like 38 scripts, and i get about halfway through -- >> jimmy: it is so much work, but you know what's great? at the end - i always feel like at the end of the whole show when the band is playing the good nights - >> mm-hmm. >> jimmy: it's actually -- you are just hugging and saying good-bye you're saying, that show is in the can. it's live. so it's just awesome it feels great and you are like, phew all that work -- >> it's a nice moment. >> jimmy: this isn't the first time you were on "saturday night live," my friend >> no. >> jimmy: i've done some research here. some crack research. look at you. you were here with dana carvey >> yeah. >> jimmy: this is 1991 >> that's me >> jimmy: and what do you remember about this? >> i actually remember quite a a lot from that. i mean -- by the way, it was 30 years ago almost to the day i had to look it up. my brother hosted in november of '91 >> jimmy: wow.
>> it's crazy. but i remember, like -- during, like, rehearsal day being on the stage and i was with my mom and kevin nealon walks by and she grabs him and goes, "oh hey, you're great. oh, by the way, you're my son's favorite." and he goes, "oh, thank you very much. that's nice to hear. and i went, "mom --" 'cause i'm nine. kids don't have a filter i went "mom, i told you. he's my second favorite. dana carvey is my favorite." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, my god you said that to kevin, yeah >> i did and he -- i remember like actually seeing him like take this little tiny dagger and go like "well, still very nice to meet you." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he's a funny dude, too. yeah, yeah >> yeah, he's good he picked me up at the end of the show >> jimmy: did he really. >> yeah, i think i asked him to do it. i hope so. [ laughter ] i hope i gave him permission >> jimmy: you did. yeah, yeah last time you were here, you and your wife were weeks away from having your first child >> yeah. >> jimmy: and now you have two children congratulations. >> thank you we have two kids [ cheers and applause yeah, it's nuts. life is nuts >> jimmy: life is -- life moves fast, as you were saying but do you see a difference having two children as opposed to one >> well -- yeah. yeah
so -- but it's not that bad. i've had friends say, like, "by the way, having two kids is not twice as hard. it's exponentially way harder. [ laughter ] but i haven't found that to be the case sort of like the first kid changes your life entirely and the second kid is just more of the same >> jimmy: yeah >> so, it's kind of that >> jimmy: you're already in the madness. >> yeah, we're sort of already in it. i remember when i was on your show last, we were talking about my wife who was pregnant and it was a little bit odd because my wife pretty openly hates children [ laughter ] she doesn't like other kids, babies >> jimmy: that's a problem, yeah >> she just doesn't like them. [ laughter ] she's like, "i hope i like my kid. i'm like, "i'm sure you will, honey. >> jimmy: yeah >> she did she -- by the way -- so, now we're two kids in. she still doesn't like kids. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: she loves your kids. >> she loves our kids. and she likes, you know, good kids they're a thing, man there's good kids and there's bad kids it exists. >> jimmy: oh, yeah oh, it's real. >> you can tell, like right away like a year and a half, you're like, "that kid sucks. [ laughter ] that kid is going to be someone awful. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that is so funny >> there was -- and she has, like -- she has such a -- temper for like terrible kids.
there is this one kid who -- my daughter was about one -- almost one she was just learning to walk. and you know, like, at that age -- you have kids >> jimmy: yeah >> like, when they're just learning to walk, they kind of like those things that you grab hold to and have wheels so it kind of helps them - >> jimmy: yep. >> learn to walk so she was just kind of unsteady on her feet and she went to this other kid at the playground with -- it was like a truck or something. >> jimmy: yeah >> the kid was about like three and a half -- something like that and she grabs his truck. the kid came up and goes, "no. and took the hands off and he pushed my daughter to the ground and my wife didn't see this. i saw it so i got angry and i ran over. and she's crying and i'm holding her. i'm trying to, like, keep my composure because, you know -- i'm trying to reason with a three-year-old >> jimmy: three-year-old yeah, of course. [ laughter ] >> so, i'm trying to tell him, you can't do that. and he goes, "i don't want her touching my thing. and i was like, "well, that doesn't matter you don't push people. and he goes, "i don't want her touching --" and then i start going, "oh, yeah look at me i'm touching your truck. want to push me? >> jimmy: no [ laughter ] >> push me >> jimmy: oh, my god >> yeah. >> jimmy: you've lost your mind >> and then i see my wife coming over and i think she's
going to be the voice of reason, right? like, i'm thinking she's going to calm me down in the moment. i see her walking, she's going to calm me down. instead she goes to this poor little kid she picks up his truck she moves it like five feet from him she goes, "you know what, why don't you [ bleep ] off. [ laughter ] sorry. i know i can't say that on your show >> jimmy: it's totally fine. >> yeah. sorry. long story short >> jimmy: the kids are fantastic. yeah, you love them. i want to talk about "succession. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's a big deal. [ applause ] >> it's a thing, yeah. >> jimmy: it's actually a thing. renewed for a fourth season. congratulations on that. you play roman >> yeah. >> jimmy: but i heard that you originally read for a different part >> they wanted me to read for cousin greg. >> jimmy: really >> yeah. which i just didn't feel right for. >> jimmy: i don't think -- they made the right call by having you do roman >> yeah, well i mean -- they asked me to read for greg. i knew i was wrong and i kind of -- normally in any other script, i would be like, "okay i'm not right for the part i'm going to close it. i'm not going to continue reading on."
but i just kind of liked the script so i read on i was like, "oh, there's this guy. whose first line is something i can't say on your show >> jimmy: yeah, well, you already did. >> i already did [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're good at that. >> yeah, well, he says, "hey, hey [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: there you go >> and i thought, "well -- [ laughter ] "i kind of like this guy i like the way he talks. i can do that. >> jimmy: yeah >> i'm going to do it on national television right now. getting bleeped. >> jimmy: you nailed it. you're so great in this show >> i asked i was like, "can i audition for roman? and they were -- the response back was we're not auditioning for that part yet. but i just sort of put myself on tape anyway and sent it in. i was like, "here's three scenes if you want to -- yeah, and nick braun is fantastic as cousin greg >> jimmy: of course, as well as the whole cast >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's fantastic the thing is great because -- there is certain people you love, but they're all bad kind of >> yeah. >> jimmy: in kind of a weird way. >> yeah, but that's okay like, i like watching tv shows where the characters are terrible part of me that feels like maybe there is something there, like maybe they won't be terrible i find myself rooting for
tom wambsgans. like, i find myself like going like, "i really want him to stand up for himself and be like a really good guy." and then the next scene he's using a human foot stool [ laughter ] maybe he's just awful. >> jimmy: yeah - >> why am i rooting for this guy? >> jimmy: i want to show a a clip here's kieran culkin in "succession. take a look. >> okay. well, we can talk about it over lunch, maybe >> not today, roman. i have a date. >> [ bleep ] off with who montgomery cliff the ghost of christmas past? >> lori. >> who >> lori. he's ex-d.o.j. he worked the arthur anderson prosecution. i want to see if there is a back channel there >> lori? and you said he wants to back channel you in the parking lot or - >> yeah. so the thing is i'm dating i am dating, and that needs to be understood. >> okay. i get it yeah, yeah you're drawing a line. or otherwise, you know, lori will knock my jolly old block off if he can find his sword stick and fire up his motorized bath chair [ cheers and applause
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: welcome back, everyone i'm hanging out with kieran culkin now. [ cheers and applause kieran, the big thing that fans love about "succession" is the all of the iconic quotes, insults, and one liners from you and your cast mates. so we want to put your knowledge to the test in a game called "who said it? ♪ tell who said i tell me who said i yeah ♪ >> jimmy: all right. here we go here's how it works. i'm going to read you real quotes from "succession.
could be any character from any season and you have to tell me who said it. sound okay here we go quote is, "this isn't the time to get your conscience out and shout, 'hey, look at me. i cannot tell a lie. i'm a good little boy. look at my ding-dong.' [ laughter ] >> oh, that's good jerry? no, who is it. >> jimmy: let's see who said it >> tom, you need to shut up. this isn't time to get your conscience out and shout, "hey, look at me i cannot tell a lie. i'm a good little boy. look at my ding-dong." >> jimmy: there you go [ ding ] that is -- it is jerry [ applause ] ♪ that is correct. okay here's this quote. "you don't hear much about syphilis these days, very much the myspace of stds. [ laughter ] >> oh, wow that's tough wow. that's good. hugo i don't know >> jimmy: let's see who said it >> 'cause you don't really hear much about siphilis these days, pretty much the myspace of stds [ laughter ] >> jimmy: very good delivery [ buzzer ]
[ sad tuba ] that was tom that was tom all right. here we go here's a quote here. "what if your toenails are not all that aesthetically pleasing?" >> is there more >> jimmy: no >> no, that's cousin greg. >> jimmy: let's see. >> that's the one rule on these things, man. teak deck? no shoes >> and what if -- what if your toenails are not all that aesthetically pleasing [ ding ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: very good delivery >> yeah. he's hilarious >> jimmy: all right, but this quote. ready? "bad tweet bad tweet. bad tweet. >> i mean, that's like -- i feel like a car full of people but, yeah, let's go with kendall. >> bad tweet i got it i got it i got it bad tweet. bad tweet. >> he's not a hero [ ding ] >> i watch the show. >> jimmy: correct! correct. >> i watch it. >> jimmy: all right. who said "your friend doesn't like you boo-hoo, boo-hoo and dad wants to fire you. whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo " yeah, let's ee right here. ♪ your friend doesn't
like you boo-hoo, boo-hoo ♪ ♪ daddy wants to fire you whoo-hoo whoo-hoo ♪ [ ding ] >> jimmy: that's right [ cheers and applause correct. kieran culkin, everybody "succession" airs sunday nights on hbo you can check kieran out tomorrow night on "saturday night live" with ed sheeran. congratulations! more "tonight show" after the break, everybody break a leg! ♪ as a dj, i know all about customization. that's why i love liberty mutual. they customize my car insurance, so i only pay for what i need. how about a throwback? you got it. ♪ liberty, liberty - liberty, liberty ♪ uh, i'll settle for something i can dance to. ♪ liberty, liberty, liberty, liberty ♪ ♪ ♪ only pay for what you need.
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entertainer who you know from "rupaul's drag race" and "a star is born." now you can see her in the emmy nominated hbo series "we're here," which airs mondays at 9:00 p.m please welcome d.j. pierce, best known as shangela [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> thank you >> jimmy: welcome, welcome, welcome to the show. and i love that pop. >> oh, the pop oh, baby, i can teach you the pop. here look at this. that's for you, jimmy. >> jimmy: really >> yes, you know i'm shangela. i come with gifts, baby. all right. now look if you want to do this, i taught this to the vice president as well, kamala harris, vice president. yes, indeed. so, it goes like this. just like that hold with the thumb, release with the fore. you ready? >> jimmy: okay hold with the thumb, release with the fore. >> i believe until you >> jimmy: i've never popped. a fan.
[ laughter ] i've never done this >> yes, yes. ha ♪ [ cheers and applause that was lovely. but you know what? >> jimmy: no >> you kow, that was lovely, but i'm shangela i'm a coach. i'm a mentor i'm a professional >> jimmy: that's right >> and i strive for the best with you >> jimmy: that was not the best >> but you can get there so, here we go i want you to give it fever, fire, and ferocious fierceness are you ready? >> jimmy: yes. >> grab -- there you go. and release -- i want you to give it some gusto, jimmy oh, oh, jimmy. okay, here we go look, baby hold, and release with the fore you got it ready? >> jimmy: yeah >> one, two, three [ drum roll [ cheers and applause ♪ >> yes >> jimmy: let me try ready? here we go >> and one, two, three [ drum roll yes! [ cheers and applause ♪ that was better. >> jimmy: i love you, by the way. i'm just happy i just want to clarify
something before we continue >> y >> jimmy: no, no, no i know not that question. not that question. i want to know - you are not a deejay >> no. oh, thank you, i must clarify that as well because -- i say d.j. because my mom -- hi mom, hi grandgela, hi fam [ laughter ] my mom named me d.j., darius jeremy okay people think that i'm an actual deejay., but i don't have that talent however, you know, if they pay me enough, i'll get behind a a keyboard, a laptop, and push some buttons i'll be the paris hilton of drag yes. >> jimmy: you can get back there and press some buttons but, yeah, you are not a deejay so, no, don't think you're going to deejay some gig >> no, out of drag, my name is d.j. in drag, shangela the d.j. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: a lot of people know you from "rupaul's drag race." but, you didn't really last that long the first -- you were on one episode. >> that is true. >> jimmy: but you did a genius move can you explain to everyone what you did >> well, you know, i am a working girl, a professional
and i've been a part of the "rupaul's drag race" family for years. i've been there a number of times. my first time there, season two, i thought i was going to win. 'cause you know i go in any room thinking, "oh, baby, i'm about to turn the party. [ laughter ] well, i was the first one voted out. i had only been doing drag for five months, and i remember getting to the house and thinking, "i quit my job for this what am i going to do? but i had to get up out of that moment and go to work. and what i did is i started calling different clubs and booking myself because we had a time, like three months, between the time they announced you were on the show to when you actually, like, appeared on the show so, i started calling clubs saying, "uh, hello --" that's my man voice, okay [ light laughter ] sounds like my shangela voice too. [ laughter ] i was like, "you really need to book shangela. she is fabulous. and so i would get them in the contract to have my booking. so when the show came out, they said, "you're the first one out. i said, "baby, don't worry i'm a repeat customer kind of girl." and i went in and turned the party. >> jimmy: yeah, so, you booked yourself - [ cheers and applause i think it's brilliant
you book your show before people even saw you on the show and you go, "trust me. you're going to want to know shangela." >> oh, yeah. i was booking myself you know, i went to s.m.u. in dallas i was also writing my own press releases at the time i was a one stop shop kind of diva >> jimmy: now look at you. look at what you've done i mean, you've done things with lady gaga, with ariana grande. i heard that you once performed as beyonce for beyonce >> true story. and i'm going to tell you -- [ cheers and applause oh, yes, baby, the dolls the divas. i love lady gaga i love ariana. and beyonce, is like, my doll, my duchess, my idol. i love her so much she was the first number i ever performed in 2009 when i first started drag so, when she was being honored at the glad awards, in 2 2019, they asked me. they said, "shangela, would you like to perform a number for beyonce? i said, "no, i would like to perform nine numbers for her, please." a medley >> jimmy: exactly. >> yes, and i did. i remember seeing at the end, she and jay-z both gave me a a standing ovation and i was like, "oh, my god. i love them so much. >> jimmy: and did you get to
meet them at all >> meet beyonce? >> jimmy: yeah >> oh, baby. i wasn't leaving that building until i did. >> jimmy: that's right [ laughter ] >> no, she was so kind she was like, "yes, i would love to meet you." so, they took me to, like, this room where she was meeting people and i was standing there, you know, dressed as beyonce standing there and i look up and i'm standing next to jay-z. and i was like, "oh, my god, i'm next to jay-z. i need to say something cool." 'cause, you know, i want to be invited to the house to kick it you know i wanted him to know i'm cool. so, i was like, "so, you're from new york, right?" and he goes, "yo, brooklyn, come on, man." i was like, "yes, brooklyn that's right i'm from paris, texas. yeah, he didn't laugh at my joke [ laughter ] he was really sweet. and then i went over to meet beyonce. and she was like, you know, she's the queen bee. okay she just glows i was like, "where is the light coming from? but it was just her. she was glowing. and, honestly, she was so kind she was like, "you were so good." i was like, "you're so good. like she was amazing >> jimmy: just repeating her words back to her. >> i literally was erupting
everything she said back to her. i couldn't think of anything to say, but i love her. >> jimmy: you are glowing, and you glow when you see "we're here," i loved it so much not only are you funny in it, but it is so cool. it's so positive, and it's emotional. like, i need a fan when i watch this when i watch you [ laughter ] >> you either need a fan, or you need a kleenex you know, because i keep a a kleenex somewhere near my [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: yep. >> just in case, honey [ laughter ] >> no the show, "we're here," i love to tell people -- you didn't see that one coming, did you? >> jimmy: no that was a good one. thank you. oh, my gosh. i appreciate it. >> that's a [ bleep ] tissue for jimmy. yes. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's what it's called i love it. i'm putting this in a frame. >> wonderful but, you know, our show -- i'm so happy to host this with my friends, bob the drag queen and eureka the show is educational for those who aren't familiar with the struggles, and also the triumphs of the queer community. but also the show is emotional, as you said, and entertaining.
so, baby, it's some of the best drag on tv and you don't have to be a part of the lgbtqi+ community to know that this is something that people deserve to see because we all need to be -- you know, we need to feel something. and this show makes you feel something for sure >> jimmy: yeah, i love it. [ cheers and applause i want to show everyone a clip here's shangela in this monday's episode of "we're here." take a look at this. >> before you speak out for anybody else you got to work here there is a way to be happy even if it doesn't come in the dreams to get a call from everybody in our family saying, "we love you we were wrong. we apologize we're sorry. that'd be beautiful. but it might not happen. so, you're going to have to change what you think happiness is, okay case really needs to celebrate who he has become. i'm living as out proud as a a muslim tunisian gay man. i want him to be able to say, "it's okay to be me. [ cheers and applause
>> jimmy: d.j. shangela pierce, everybody. "we're here" airs mondays at 9:00 p.m. on hbo can you give me a halleloo >> oh, baby, you can always get a halleloo >> jimmy: yeah, that's right >> halleloo. >> jimmy: we'll be right back with a performance from camilo and evaluna! [ cheers and applause ♪ mrs. claus the shopping boss here to help you merry savers decorate with the best bargains ever!
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