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>> just amazing to watch everybody, the fair team jump into action. and get everything together. it was such a labor of love but worth it to see everyone's smiling faces right now. >> last time the fair ran was 2019, canceled last year, postponed this summer. enjoy through halloween. one of my favorite activities, did it every year with the girls. >> you love this fair. >> i love the fair at alameda. >> and now the rain is gone, great week ahead, plenty of time. >> you can do halloween there. >> what are elephant ears again? >> a dough. >> you eat it? >> i love it. >> see you tomorrow. >> corn dogs. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon."
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tonight, join jimmy and his guests - steve martin and martin short, margaret qualley dr. jane goodall musical guest cynthia erivo, and featuring the legendary roots crew >> questlove: 1520 >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: aha, thank you so much thank you for being here thank you. please, have a seat, enjoy yourself welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show," everybody. [ cheers and applause what a show. you guys, today is officially
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the first day of fall. [ cheers and applause of course, some people are sad that summer's over but good news, thanks to climate change it's not [ laughter and applause that's right we're entering that magical time of year where we put on old jackets hoping to find cash in the pockets [ laughter ] "some gum. let's get to some news after speaking here in new york city at the u.n. general assembly, president biden is back in washington and today he hosted world leaders for a virtual summit about covid yep. world leaders traveled 4,000 miles to new york just so they could zoom from their rooms at the best western [ laughter ] well, the summit lasted more than four hours, four hours. by the end everyone was fatigued everyone had body aches, sore throats. they we like, "wait, do we have covid? [ laughter ] but the big takeaway from the summit is that biden wants world leaders to fully vaccinate 70% of their population
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and world leaders were like, "okay, you first." [ laughter and applause deal but this is good at the summit biden announced the u.s. is buying an additional 500 million doses of the pfizer vaccine to share with countries around the world each country will receive a basket with an injectable arrangement which is interesting. [ laughter ] that's right, the white house says they're gonna to start sending the doses in january seriously, january [ laughter ] countries are like, "if i sign up for government prime, can i get that tomorrow? [ laughter ] january, wow this is amazing. last night the winning ticket for the $432 million mega millions jackpot was sold a block away from our studio at pronto pizza [ audience ohs ] when asked what they'll do with $432 million, the winner siad, "hey, it's new york city, i'm gonna move from my studio to a a one bedroom. [ laughter ]
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[ applause ] yeah pronto pizza [ applause ] and finally i saw that aston martin is selling a james bond car for kids and it costs $123,000. [ light laughter ] the kid who gets one is going to be like, "i'm a brat. spoiled, brat. [ laughter and applause we have a great show give it up for the roots tonight. [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: welcome to the show. just a reminder to tune in tomorrow night, we're partnering with samsung to do a very special show from all five boroughs of new york city [ cheers and applause manhattan, queens, brooklyn, staten island and the bronx. there's lots of surprises, the killers are going to perform at the top of the rock [ cheers and applause and you'll get to see me throw out the first pitch at a
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a yankees game >> steve: oh [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: tomorrow night >> steve: tomorrow night >> jimmy: you don't want to miss it, but if you happen to miss it. >> steve: yeah, it's okay. >> jimmy: dude, i got to be honest, man, throwing out the first pitch, it's a lot of pressure i never wanted to do this thing. and now i apologize to questlove because i made fun of his first pitch. >> steve: you did a lot. >> jimmy: no, not really [ laughter ] i just played it >> you just played it a little >> jimmy: i just played it and the audience laughed i laughed with him >> steve: not at him >> jimmy: not at him i laughed with the video i just played it and the audience clapped >> tariq: but you did. you took kamal's advice. kamal said just throw it into the stands [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no -- no, i didn't throw it into the stands >> tariq: obviously. >> jimmy: the catcher caught it >> tariq: yeah >> steve: was he at home base when he caught it or did he -- >> jimmy: he was definitely at home base. he might have even jumped up a a little >> tariq: yeah, he jumped. [ laughter ] >> tariq: the most important thing was doing better than quest right. >> jimmy: yeah, that was the whole goal yeah, so i did that but it was defintely -- [ laughter ] it's definitely a lot of pressure did you throw from the mound or
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throw from in front of the mound? >> questlove: i threw it from the mound. >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: i was on the mound i went all the way up on the mound. [ laughter ] i didn't have any rehearsal at all. >> steve: no rehearsal with the sports no [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, i mean - what i - [ applause ] >> steve: that's great >> jimmy: you start shaking -- i was like, mariano rivera, whose amazing, the greatest pitcher of all time. greatest relief pitcher of all time, was there and he kind of helped me out. you'll see tomorrow. he was a great guy -- i'll talk more about mario on friday but i kept thinking about quest because it's a lot -- i just kind of started shaking because i had never been that nervous in a while and there wasn't that many people in the stands still yet >> questlove: yeah >> jimmy: and so i was kind of happy not that many -- then i forgot it's broadcasted to millions of people and so i get up there and i go, "all right, so don't -- don't hit the dirt." that's the one thing and when you throw out a first pitch people that know you're throwing it out start sending you clips of bad pitches, and they go, "don't do this. [ laughter ] don't do this one or don't do that one," and i got 25 clips
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of questlove throwing the ball and i go - [ laughter ] >> steve: from different angles >> jimmy: i'm joking i'm joking i'm joking definitely no. i'm joking yeah, so i get -- i do it and i go, just and then i go up to the mound and it seems further away than possible like when is the last time you threw anything 60 feet >> steve: never. >> jimmy: well - [ laughter ] >> steve: i can't even walk 60 feet without running out of -- >> jimmy: i had to throw a ball 60 feet. and i'm not an athlete these guys are professional athletes a lot of credit to the baseball players but i threw it and i was just kind of nervous even doing that i even like when i went back, i kind of rocked into it >> steve: mm-hmm [ laughter ] that's good. >> jimmy: i've never seen -- >> questlove: wait, do it again. do it again. >> jimmy: i did like a - ♪ honey bunch you know that i love you [ cheers and applause i can't help -- ♪ >> jimmy: i was doing -- you know, so i rocked -- i rocked into it too much to kick it out. >> steve: right.
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>> jimmy: so what i was doing, i was choreographing -- way overthinking, i'm like - ♪ [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause terrible and then i released it oh, i kicked - >> questlove: what >> jimmy: i released [ laughter ] followed through >> steve: right. >> jimmy: and it was almost like a combination of like bret saberhagen -- >> steve: right. >> jimmy: and dr. fauci. [ laughter ] one of those two - >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: didn't quite work but it did work and then i just kind of said, "yeah, all right, good." [ laughter ] and i just said, "okay," and i didn't even text quest because i just go, "hopefully he didn't see it." >> questlove: i was watching >> jimmy: i know you did you'll see it tomorrow and again thank you to the yankees it's an honor to do it >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: so much pressure i was like, "oh, my gosh." quest, i apologize it's a tough thing to do [ applause ] you'll see it tomorrow night on our show and you'll see exactly what went down
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but let's talk about our show tonight. they star in the new hulu series, "only murders in the building," steve martin and martin short are here. >> steve: oh, come on. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: in studio. "only murders in the building. >> steve: so great >> jimmy: plus, you can see her in the new limited series "maid" premiering october 1st on netflix, margaret qualley is here [ cheers and applause my partner, my pal and we have an in-studio performance from cynthia erivo >> steve: oh [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: look at that gorgeous, sounds great get ready. what a show tonight. also, this is a special night to be here because it is climate night. [ cheers and applause tonight we're joining up with all the other late night shows to raise awareness about climate change and tonight we have our special guest, dr. jane goodall on >> steve: oh [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: our favorite i love her >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: she is unbelievable. she's going to be on the show to talk about a new campaign trees for jane
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if you want to learn more about how to help go to the climategroup.org and follow along tonight by using the the hashtag climatenight it's a cool thing and we're very happy to be a part of it. [ applause ] what a show. we have steve martin and martin short >> steve: you could end it there but, no, it goes on. >> jimmy: yeah steve martin and martin short are on tonight then it's always great having them here. the three of us actually caught up backstage before the show >> steve: really >> jimmy: yeah check this out >> jimmy: marty, steve, thank you so much for coming on the show >> our pleasure. we love it >> it's always a pleasure to be on the show. >> jimmy: it means a lot that you came back. especially after what happened the last time you two were on. >> oh, yeah. >> well, jimmy, not all ideas can be winners >> why did we think that would be an exciting game to watch >> jimmy: i -- pick it up from last night it's more of "tonight show chess. ♪ tonight show chess ♪
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marty, i believe it's still your turn. >> yeah, i know. [ laughter ] >> pass. [ laughter ] i can't believe we did that for the entire show. >> we really bump michelle obama for that? >> jimmy: yeah, she was not happy. although, it wasn't as bad as the time before though ♪ >> jimmy, i'm going to say you are 98.3 >> i'm going to say 97.9 >> jimmy: ooh, 97.6. [ buzzer ] [ booing ]
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where are you all going? where is everyone going? that was our show's least watched video of all time. >> didn't youtube take it down out of pity? >> jimmy: yes, they did. as qwful as that was, though, it still wasn't as bad as -- rat trap here's how it works, martin, steve and i are going to put 40 minutes on the clock and see how many rat traps we can fit on our faces [ grunting in pain ] we haven't even started. man, people really didn't like that one the audience threw trash at us >> well, that was before the pandemic and that's when the audience could bring their own trash to throw at you if they didn't like you. i get that >> jimmy: i miss those days. >> still wasn't as bad as "tonight show cockfights." >> jimmy: that involved roosters >> no, it did not. [ laughter ] >> you know what, that's it. no more games. >> yeah, who needs them? let's have just a good old-fashioned conversation >> jimmy: agreed [ laughter ] >> they kind of work >> jimmy: steve martin and
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> steve: hello, welcome back to "the tonight show," everybody. it's time to play "password. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> steve: our first team tonight -- she's the star of the netflix series "maid," and her teammate is the host of nbc's "the tonight show" and saugerties' sweetheart it's margaret qualley and jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ wow! >> steve: and their opponents are the stars of the hulu series, "only murders in the building." it's steve martin and martin short [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. >> that's a booking. >> steve: yeah >> you didn't know that we were here >> no, i had no idea >> that's a marquee. >> jimmy: that's so funny. >> i thought we were doing a tv show >> steve: wow. well, the rules of the game are
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very simple. >> jimmy: they are >> steve: yes. i will give each of you a password >> jimmy: okay >> steve: and then you are allowed to give a one-word clue, that's one word only, to get your partner to guess the password the team with the most points after four words wins. >> steve: all right, we're going to start off with jimmy and -- >> why am i so scared? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right. here we go >> steve: jimmy and marty. >> the password is vacuum. >> steve: marty, why don't you start. >> jimmy: who's -- who's - >> steve: martin is going to start. martin short will start us off martin short will start the game in one-word clues to give to steve as of one, two, now >> steve - >> martin. >> yeah. no, hold on. >> jimmy: no, no, this is the password [ laughter ] >> electric -- >> are you allowed to do gestures [ laughter ] >> steve: sure, why not. why not. >> because it's clearly a lawn mower. [ buzzer ] >> steve: no jimmy, go. you got it >> jimmy: roomba >> vacuum.
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>> jimmy: whoa [ ding ] ♪ [ cheers and applause >> steve: oh, my goodness. margaret, wow. >> this is a man who has never vacuumed in his life you don't go like that with a vacuum [ laughter ] that's a lawn mower. >> jimmy: that's a two-handed vacuum, yeah >> that was a disaster, steve. you're an idiot. >> the password is blueberry >> i love that word. >> partner [ laughter ] >> steve: margaret, you're up. >> jimmy: margaret goes first. >> oh. >> ooh um - uh, blueberry. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: a lot of options there. >> blueberry [ talking over each other >> jimmy: blueberry -- muffin >> yes [ ding ] ♪ [ cheers and applause >> oh. oh, my god >> i'm sorry >> jimmy: not only did we say blueberry muffin, but then also, i did this, and you grabbed me like that [ laughter ]
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>> that's part of it >> she was acting out a blueberry. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: blueberry muffin >> the password is podcast >> steve: okay, jimmy, why don't you start us off >> jimmy: okay okay >> tricky. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, i'm going to say, oh, wow, okay. um - [ crickets chirping >> are those crickets? >> jimmy: internet >> steve: what what >> internet? >> wi-fi [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no [ buzzer ] >> by the way, i know this look it means something else. [ laughter ] >> okay. "only murders in the building.
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>> jimmy: no, that's - [ laughter ] [ buzzer ] what's wrong with you? >> steve: he's plugging his show he can't help it >> okay. only [ laughter ] >> steve: all right, jimmy, you go you go >> jimmy: uh - download >> what did he say >> steve: download >> download. >> jimmy: download >> oh! [ laughter ] >> i'm thinking we're in the world of - >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah >> we need to -- >> jimmy: we're in that world. >> like blue - >> jimmy: yes. >> bluetooth >> jimmy: no [ buzzer ] >> no. [ talking over each other >> steve: i have no idea last one one point. one point, this is the last one. >> steve, look at me focus. ready? >> jimmy: where did you think he was looking before? >> 97 words, i'm getting an essay. >> okay, ready [ laughter ] podcast. [ buzzer ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that is the word >> steve: oh, that's the word. >> oh. >> oh, that is the word. >> i hate when that happens. >> steve: glad to know that you're still thinking of it.
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couldn't help yourself, yeah okay >> jimmy: what were you going to say >> when you tell me to focus, you got to plan. [ laughter ] >> steve: margaret >> jimmy: margaret >> this is the last one. >> the password is bone. >> jimmy: okay, ready? >> steve: steve, you're here to start us off yep, this is worth one billion points >> wow, okay femur. >> leg [ laughter ] [ buzzer ] >> cheating already. cheating, cheating >> um, okay. um - >> the cheating twins. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we're not the cheating twins >> ah, duh, you are. >> so he said femur and leg. that's what he said, and then, i'm going to go in a different direction and i'm going to say, "funny." >> jimmy: oh, there's only one word, man. i'm going to say this on the count of three one, two, three, bone. [ ding ] [ cheers and applause ♪ >> steve: wow. 16 points.
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♪ >> jimmy: that is exactly correct. [ cheers and applause the audience loves you thank you so much. the audience loves you >> thanks for remembering. >> jimmy: that's exactly -- welcome. >> that's what we want >> i'm still hurting over that "password" loss. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. i got to say, thank you so much for coming back to my show, i appreciate it. >> well, let me just say something to you, truthfully and just before you jump into all your prepared notes, i was going to say that really of all the nbc late night shows currently on the air, this is in my top two. >> jimmy: thank you. [ light laughter ] >> and you know, i would do the show way more often but, you know, pride. [ laughter ]
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>> hey, no, seriously, seriously, i just -- seriously, i just want to say that you have been here every night during this incredible crisis. you've been doing great work, hilariously funny and it's very comforting to have you, so thank you. [ cheers and applause okay, now do me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's the way it works. steve martin, i think you are a genius >> i wasn't expecting that >> jimmy: yeah [ cheers and applause >> wow >> hey, when did you remove your robert e. lee statue? [ laughter ] that's a tradition to see that >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, and i moved it that must have thrown you off backstage. well, i've got to be honest, you guys both look fantastic >> thank you thank you. >> come on >> the pandemic is a challenge but i'll tell you one thing, it was great to go around the house for a year and a half wearing no bra [ laughter ] and i let my hair go gray. and i'm going to keep it
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>> jimmy: oh, wow. >> you look fantastic, by the way. you really -- is it the horse deworming medication you're taking [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i want to talk about "only murders in the building. this is the most watched comedy premiere in the history of hulu [ cheers and applause a major hit. it's a major hit you're great in it i will tell you who is fantastic. selena gomez >> unbelievable. >> jimmy: selena gomez is fantastic. [ cheers and applause yeah >> i'm also in it. steve's in it -- let's go back >> steve's in it, selena is great. >> jimmy: yeah, no, yeah [ light laughter ] >> she is fantastic. she came in our trailer for the first time and she said, "gee, it smells like grandma's house. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: aw, that's sweet you know >> yeah. >> no, she is an amazing actress. and this is how i know she's a a great actress. because when she met us she acted like she knew us [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: oh >> you know the nice thing about selena >> jimmy: what >> she lays out our pills for us in the morning. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: now this is why i can feel the chemistry >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: now, i'm about to show everyone a clip can you tell us what we're about to see here?
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>> yeah. well, we chose this clip because you're in it you did us a favor tina fey is in it. nathan lane is in it and marty and i are in it. >> jimmy: sting is in it >> what? >> jimmy: sting. >> he's mentioned. >> jimmy: yeah >> he's not in the clip. >> jimmy: oh, no, sorry. >> yeah. that's okay, i think i can do this i can handle it. [ laughter ] [ rim shot ] i think -- >> yeah. >> anybody else, you want to be in the clip? [ laughter ] >> hey, springsteen is in it >> jimmy: beyonce's in it. [ talking over each other >> marlon brando >> jimmy: marlon brando's in it he says he's still in it okay, i'm sorry. i'm going to stop now. >> maybe we should just show the clip >> jimmy: all right, yeah. >> let it speak for itself >> jimmy: it's your show [ laughter ] let's take a look at "only murders in the building. take a look. >> the title of their podcast is "dimas chicken wraps presents, colon, only murders in the building. [ laughter ] >> i do love dimas chicken wraps.
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>> teddy, do you understand how huge fallon is in greece [ laughter ] do you know what my cousins back on nisyros are going to do when they see this they're going to [ bleep ] themselves, oli! they're going to squat right down on their goat fields and [ bleep ] themselves in envy [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: that's fantastic >> there's no one funnier and no one more perfect in everything he does than nathan lane. >> nathan lane was spectacular and you were, too. but nathan lane is a a professional and - [ laughter ] >> what does that mean >> it was a stretch for jimmy. he was playing a talk show host [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i want to congratulate you again on this it's a big, giant hit on hulu. check it out "only murders in the building. before you guys go, i would just like to - >> oh, we're going
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[ light laughter ] >> that's us >> jimmy: you don't have to. >> i get that a lot at parties [ laughter ] >> jimmy: hey, before you go >> before you go - >> jimmy: i just got here. i wanted to see if you wanted to say something about our friend norm macdonald who passed away. >> so funny. >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: yeah >> there was no one funnier. brilliant canadian >> you know, we do -- in our show, we do a tribute to comedians. i'm serious about this and we name different comedians, like bob newhart and different people and do a tribute to norm macdonald and we use one of his lines we say -- and this is one of his lines -- he said, "there's only two categories of cliff diving - grand champion and stuff on a rock." [ laughter ] >> but i really think that in comedy, particularly, the originals stand out the most, and they stay with us long after they're gone and there was no one more original than norm macdonald >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah >> there was no one who did his style -- [ applause ] there was no one that had his rhythm he was remarkable and so kind
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and funny. >> jimmy: yeah, i just figured i'd get your thoughts. thank you so much for being here you guys are the greatest. steve martin, martin short [ cheers and applause "only murders in the building" on hulu. more "tonight show" after the break. stick around come on back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪ welcome to allstate. where you can pay a little less and enjoy the ride a little more. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ now, get new lower auto rates with allstate. because better protection costs a whole lot less. you're in good hands with allstate. click or call for a lower auto rate today. find your rhythm. your happy place. you're in good hands with allstate. find your breaking point. then break it. every emergen-c gives you a potent blend of nutrients
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we built the recycling system from the ground up, helping san francisco become the first city in the country to have a universal recycling and composting program for residents and businesses. but it all starts with you. let's keep making a differene together. ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: my next guest is an emmy-nominated actor who stars in the new limited series, "maid," which premieres october 1st on netflix everyone, please welcome margaret qualley [ cheers and applause ♪
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♪ >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. come on. partner! my part -- partner >> blueberry >> jimmy: blueberry muffin all the way. i can't believe you got that that's bizarre >> i felt really good about it >> jimmy: i feel really, really good about it. thank you for being here thank you for being in studio by the way >> thanks for having me. >> jimmy: it means a lot to our audience, and to me and the band [ cheers and applause you live in new york city. you lived here for ten years now. >> i -- mm-hmm i moved here when i was 16, yeah >> jimmy: so you're a new yorker >> um, i don't want to, like, adopt that without like having permission to say that, you know [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: you live - >> i certainly love the city so much, but i feel like there's a lot about me that says that i'm not from here. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you live in a studio apartment, which is very new york >> mh-hmm. >> jimmy: yeah - [ scattered applause ] thank you from one person. [ laughter ] that's what you normally hear in a studio apartment, one person like, "yeah!" [ laughter ] you -- but you recently got furniture. >> it's taken ten years, but i finally buckled down and i
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bought some furniture. for a very long time, i've had a mattress on the floor and a light from ikea. and then, i just felt like maybe that -- it wasn't a good look for me anymore and i -- >> jimmy: no yeah, i mean, after a while, yeah, if you can afford it, furniture is fantastic yeah, it's great >> i will say if you have a mattress on the floor for a very long time, and then you upgrade to having a bedframe, the process of getting in and out of bed becomes significantly easier [ light laughter ] it's less of like a, like -- huh! ah and more of like a, "i'm getting out of bed now." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, that's correct you don't have to, like, huah! >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: this is your setup in your house you took a picture of you having breakfast this is what it looks like in your apartment >> i love breakfast. >> jimmy: yeah, me too that's unbelievable. [ laughter ] that's your whole setup. >> mm-hmm. >> jimmy: so you have your eggs >> yeah, you scroll in though, like some really well made eggs [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's not how a a photo works, margaret.
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[ laughter ] you can't -- you can't zoom in [ laughter ] i do love that though. it's kind of cool that's what you did. >> thank you >> jimmy: and now -- >> you're the only one that thinks that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i want to talk to you about "maid. it's m-a-i-d, by the way, if you're listening and don't -- because it could be, "oh, it's called 'made,'" and they don't find it. m-a-i-d. >> thank you >> jimmy: it's based on a true story, a memoir. >> it certainly is >> jimmy: yeah >> i've said certainly three times now. >> jimmy: yeah, certainly -- why? >> i'm nervous, jimmy. i'm really nervous >> jimmy: don't be nervous you're winning so hard you have no idea how much you're winning >> okay, here we are "maid. with an i. >> jimmy: "maid. your mom is andie macdowell, who i love >> me too. >> jimmy: yeah, of course you love mom she's acting with you. >> i already said, "i love you dad. and now, i feel like i should say, "i love you mom." yes, she's acting with me. >> jimmy: yeah i love you, mom, too and dad. i love you dad too >> he's great. >> jimmy: yeah, i don't know him but i'm assuming >> you'd love him. >> jimmy: i would, right >> you would certainly. >> jimmy: certainly. [ light laughter ] and now, he probably has like, you know, lamp, tables
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>> actually, no -- i -- he doesn't. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: your dad doesn't have furniture? [ laughter ] >> he lives in panama on a a construction site. he has no furniture. okay, back to the point, "maid. m-a-i-d. >> jimmy: wow. okay, sorry, this is so interesting. >> my mom is in there. >> jimmy: yes, mom's in there, yes, yes >> the show. >> jimmy: the show, we're talking about the show, it's on netflix. okay, yeah, do you want to tell everyone who you play? >> i do. i play alex -- >> jimmy: yeah >> she is a young mother who is trying to get out of -- this is serious. she's trying to get out of an emotionally abusive relationship and she has a a child. and she's trying to escape poverty and she starts cleaning homes to take care of her kid. and it's about that. >> jimmy: yeah i want to show a clip. here's margaret qualley in "maid. take a look at this. >> are you drunk >> i'm working on it >> and you've been out all day biking >> so? >> so maddie has just been stuck with your mom sitting on the couch, watching "jeopardy!"? >> no, no, no, they watch "wheel of fortune. >> oh, this is funny to you? what if she got sick
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>> okay, why don't i - >> what if she got hurt? what if she needed to go to the er >> my mom would take her >> your mom. your mom, who spent half your childhood addicted to oxy? >> will you chill? >> i'm not going to chill, sean you have a rage problem. >> i don't know how you say it with a straight face >> you have a rage problem and you have a drinking problem and you shouldn't have custody of our kid if you're going to let your mommy do it for you [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: margaret qualley, everybody. "maid" premieres on october 1st on netflix we'll be right back with dr. jane goodall hi, mom. hi, dad. we won't talk about you. [ cheers and applause ♪ the classic hollywood story. we meet the hero, the all-new nissan frontier hero faces seemingly impossible challenge. tension builds... the plot twist the hero prevails
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[ cheers and applause >> jimmy: my next guest has spent the last 60 years studying and advocating for the environment. for climate week she launched a brand-new campaign called trees for jane here to tell us about it, please welcome dr. jane goodall [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: you look great thank you so much for being here, it is climate week now and i know you do so much to educate people - what are we focusing on right now? >> well, we're focusing on this campaign, trees for jane, which means every single person can get involved in planting a tree or supporting people who are planting trees or supporting people who very, very importantly are protecting our last fantastic rain forests. >> jimmy: yeah >> and that's maybe the most important thing because these trees are hotbeds of biodiversity they store masses of carbon dioxide from the atmosphere.
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they give us oxygen we breathe they help to make rain they are really the most amazing ecosystems, in my opinion. >> jimmy: you have a book coming out next month called "the book of hope. what is giving you hope right now? >> young people unbelievable, our program for young people, roots and shoots 65 countries. and they're taking action and they're saying, this is our future and we're going to do something about it >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. >> and they are. >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. [ cheers and applause i have faith i have hope. part of the campaign is a challenge called a trillion trees. we want people to post on social media, what can they do for a trillion trees >> well, the trees for jane is part of the trillion trees, which is a u.n. initiative and the one thing that's missing from the trillion trees is the kind of grassroots movement. a way for every single person to feel involved and that's what trees for jane can do
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with our new website you click on a button and you can immediately become part of a a global community, which is taking action to help absorb carbon dioxide from the atmosphere by helping trees. >> jimmy: yeah you've made a short film to go with the campaign and i want to show everyone a little bit of this take a look at this. >> if we protect forests and plant trees, we will truly help solve the climate crisis it's that simple so here's the challenge. can we work together to plant a trillion trees by the end of this decade? we need everyone, not just for the sake of climate, but the sake of all living creatures join the trillion tree challenge. [ cheers and applause
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>> jimmy: treesforjane.org dr. jane goodall you know, we love you here on the show you've been such a friend of our show i love you we wanted to help. so "the tonight show" is planting this tree for you [ cheers and applause and now it is your turn out there. please plant a tree, do it for jane, do it for all of us, please dr. jane goodall [ cheers and applause for more information go to treesforjane.org say hi to mr h for me, please. is he there? yeah, there he is! [ cheers and applause i love him i didn't know you had him. we'll be right back with the performance from cynthia erivo, stick around hi, mr. h. [ cheers and applause ♪
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[ eerie music playing ] trick or treat! ♪ ♪ he is coming for me... but i'm coming for him. happy halloween michael. ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: performing "you're not here" from her new album, "chapter one, verse one," here's emmy, grammy and tony award winner cynthia erivo [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ i wish you knew the person i a the way i hold my heart in my hands ♪ ♪ the way i sin
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like it's the ai that i breathe people say ♪ ♪ it's everything i whistle stil crack my knuckles to cause these are the ♪ ♪ two things yo you taught me to d they get on my mother's nerves ♪ ♪ maybe cause i learned it from yo i hope one day there's more ♪ ♪ for me to choos until that day i wish this to be true when i run ♪ ♪ i'm running to your arm and when i sin i'm singing to your hear i feel you near ♪
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♪ in my moments of fear but when i open up my eyes i see it clear it's only in my dreams that you are here ♪ ♪ you're not here did you know i dropped out of schoo nineteen years old ♪ ♪ with a whole lot to prove carried on through my doubts all to figure ou who i was meant to be ♪ ♪ ten years later twenty nine years ol got my poor heart broken did it over the phone ♪
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♪ was in a hotel room and i was all alon i was alon i wanted to run ♪ ♪ run into your arm and cry as you held me to your heart ♪ ♪ feel you near in my moment of fear but i opened up my eye and wiped the tears ♪ ♪ it was only in my dreams that you were her and now you're missing out on how i get to ♪ ♪ live the life that i forever and a day had dreamed abou and it's a shame ♪
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♪ you won't be ther for the jo i've yet to shar because in spite of you ♪ ♪ i'm here oh yes i'm here and i'm in lov and it's for real ♪ ♪ and you'll neve get to meet them but i truly hope you'r happy where you are ♪ ♪ it's unfortunat we end before we start i hope you know i'll always love you from afar ♪ ♪ but i can't ignore the par cause you'll never be here never be here ♪ ♪
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[ cheers and applause >> jimmy: wow. beautiful. just beautiful oh, gosh cynthia erivo. cynthia erivo. [ cheers and applause her new children's book, "remember to dream, ebere" is out september 28th my thanks to steve martin, martin short, margaret qualley, dr. jane goodall cynthia erivo once again [ cheers and applause wow, that was just unbelievable and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania give it up for them. [ cheers and applause thank you for watching stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers. good night, everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪
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♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers. tonight -- anderson cooper, from "impeachment: american crime story," actress cobie smulders an all new "closer look, featuring the 8g band with atom willard ♪ [ cheers and applause and now, seth meyers >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night. we hope you're doing well tonight. and now, if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news president biden visited an elementary school in new jersey today and spoke about his build back better agenda, though honestly build back better is

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