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the feeling of normalcy. look at that beautiful map behind you. >> it's so nice to see this on storm ranger mobile doppler radar right now. rain coming down good in the peninsula and starting to pass into the east bay again. we'll keep chances for off on and off rain into tomorrow and second storm system on friday, quarter to an inch in north bay, and late saturday the third and strongest system in the north bay, heaviest rainfall sunday and monday, 1/2 to 2 1/2 inches. >> busy couple of days, thanks jeff. >> have a good night. >> see you tomorrow, bye-bye. >> jimmy: new hashtag, "matrix trailer seems rad. send >> jimmy to the floor, please. jimmy to the floor ♪
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>> jimmy: whoa what is this >> jimmy, it's time to go back to where it all started. back to the matrix >> jimmy: what is the red pill >> a key that shows you just how deep the rabbit hole goes. >> jimmy: and what is the blue pill >> ivermectin. [ laughter ] horse de-wormer. >> jimmy: hard pass. i gotta go do the show >> what if i told you the show has already started? [ cheers and applause ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests - john cena, j balvin and featuring the legendary
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roots crew >> questlove: 1511 >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. that is a crowd right there. welcome, everybody [ cheers and applause welcome, everybody welcome to "the tonight show." i appreciate it. [ cheers and applause guys, we are coming to you after the first nfl game of the season between the dallas cowboys and the tampa bay buccaneers [ cheers and applause
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the buccaneers are trying to win their second straight super bowl and tom brady's eighth. after that, brady will have to make a bold choice whether or not to become a thumb ring guy [ laughter ] yep, brady is the defending champ at age 44 and he's actually older than 13 of the coaches in the nfl when they tell him to do something he's like, "don't use that tone with me, young man." [ laughter ] that's right, at 44 years old, brady is starting his 22nd season at this point the only thing in the nfl older than brady is bill belichick's sweatshirt. [ laughter ] do you see that thing? look at that oh my god. >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: that's waxed a few cars, i think. yeah, look at that that's right [ laughter ] but it was a big match-up, dallas and tampa bay texas versus florida fans from both teams were looking at each other like, "thank god we don't live there right now. [ laughter ] yeah, the bucs are a super bowl
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favorite but on the flipside, the houston texans only have a a 0.4% chance of winning it all. the texans said if they lose the first few games, they're just going to turn the stadium into a pop-up halloween store. [ laughter ] oh, and people were talking about this ed sheeran performed at the kickoff concert before tonight's game but the photo the nfl used to promote it was a little strange take a look at this. [ laughter ] i couldn't tell if they were promoting the game or a reboot of "two and a half men." [ laughter ] yeah, guys, football is back [ cheers and applause but there's actually just one tiny thing that's been on my mind about the nfl so i decided to write a song about it now, if you don't mind -- roots, can i get a beat? ♪ [ audience clapping along ♪ the nfl is back again bucs versus cowboy for the wi brady, rodgers and mahomes ♪ ♪ racking u those super bowl but what i wan no, what i need ♪
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♪ is the answer t this question please ♪ >> jimmy: so what's up with raiders owner mark davis' haircut? [ laughter ] bro. ♪ what the hell's going on up ther he's a nonplayer with helmet hair ♪ ♪ that thing is out of control just like a stadiu it's a friggin' bowl ♪ ♪ his team's in vegas home of gambling how's his barber sho still standing ♪ ♪ would it come off if i just pull i maybe next tim try a mullet ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: thank you, roots some business news today burger king made a big announcement that they're removing 120 artificial ingredients from their food. [ laughter ] that's right now the whopper is officially just a pickle slice. [ laughter ] that's the whopper >> steve: that's the whole whopper. >> jimmy: well, this is pretty cool i read that tesla just got a
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a patent on laser windshield wipers that can zap debris off cars yeah, the laser works like a a charm unless you have a cat riding shotgun [ laughter ] some more business news. i read that u.p.s. is hiring 100,000 workers for the holiday season working for u.p.s. should be an easy sell. i mean sure, you don't get to see your family during the holidays but at least you get to drive in a doorless car in the winter you know what i'm saying [ laughter ] and finally, i heard about an australian man who set a new world record by planking for 9 1/2 hours. [ audience groans [ cheers ] it was actually following an online fitness class and then the screen froze so he just kept going [ laughter ] 9 1/2 hours of planking. at that point you're not an athlete, you're a table. we have a great show give it up for the roots, ladies and gentlemen [ cheers and applause ♪ [ cheers and applause
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♪ >> jimmy: what a show we have for you tonight. he stars in the new movie "vacation friends. it just had the biggest opening for an original movie in hulu history. john cena is here, tonight [ cheers and applause john cena! >> steve: love it. >> jimmy: plus, he's got a a brand-new album out tonight, fresh, called "jose. j balvin is here [ cheers and applause it's out right now we're going to talk to him and then he's performing for us in studio it is a show [ cheers and applause then later in the show, we have an all new "tonight show hashtags," everybody so yeah -- [ cheers and applause it's a big show tonight. i'm very excited guys, as i mentioned, football is back and the first game of the season was earlier tonight, right here on nbc. tampa bay buccaneers versus the dallas cowboys and as you know at the end of every season they give out awards like most valuable player but they also give out awards at the start of the season i'll show you what i mean. it's time for "tonight show
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superlatives." [ cheers and applause ♪ tonight sho superlatives ♪ >> jimmy: our first player from the bucs is rob gronkowski [ cheers ] he was voted "most likely to yell 'spring break!' in september. [ laughter ] it's spring break somewhere. next up from the cowboys is leighton vander esch he was voted "most likely to have neck day at the gym." [ laughter ] >> tariq: neck day, bro. >> steve: spot my neck >> jimmy: next up from the bucs is vita vea. he was voted "most likely to say his own name like the little caesar's guy. [ laughter and applause vita vea, >> steve: vita vea >> jimmy: vita vea >> steve: vita vea >> jimmy: next up for the cowboys is ceedee lamb he was voted "most likely to prank call with the fake name 'cee deez nuts.' [ laughter and applause >> steve: they have caller i.d
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>> jimmy: next up from the bucs is grant stuard. he was voted "most likely to do a touchdown dance to kenny g's 'songbird.'" [ laughter ] ♪ [ cheers ] next up from the cowboys is demarcus lawrence. he was voted "most likely to say 'you better watch out i'm wearing my football glasses.'" [ laughter and applause next up from the cowboys is connor williams. he was voted "most likely to reply, 'i didn't eat any gummies' to any question you ask him. [ laughter and applause next up from the bucs we have leonard fournette. he was voted "most likely to have a magnetic beard. [ laughter ] don't sneeze don't sneeze and finally we have the quarterback of the bucs, tom brady. he was voted "most likely to lose a super bowl ring and say, 'eh, i'll get a new one.'" there you go those are your "nfl superlatives."
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: welcome back, guys it is time for "tonight show hashtags." hashtags ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: now, we do this thing every week where i send out a hashtag and we ask you guys to respond to that topic so since the nfl season has officially kicked off today, i sent out the #footballraps and i asked you guys to send us your funny raps about football within minutes, it was a a trending topic so thank you for playing along. we do it every week. [ cheers and applause so now, i thought i'd share some of my favorite football raps from you guys with a little help from the roots [ cheers ] this first one is from @mattyboh. >> steve: matty boh. >> jimmy: he says -- ♪ ♪ i saw lamar jackson ooh he is for real ♪
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♪ mvp awards will multipl always makes the browns an steelers cry ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: yeah lamar jackson. whoo that's good. this next one is from @timmiller95 he says -- ♪ you probably thin the jets are better no better now ♪ ♪ but they can't even ever beat the browns beat the browns ♪ ♪ you know they'r always gonna let you dow let you down ♪ ♪ they can't win anything can't win anything ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: hey, hey hey! >> steve: rude >> jimmy: hey, wait a sec. >> steve: that's rude. >> jimmy: yeah this next one is from @trillocarl. and he says -- ♪ i'm gonna take my tea to the super bowl ♪ ♪ i'm gonna try to kick a ton of field goals ♪ [ cheers and applause
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>> jimmy: simple >> steve: yeah, simple >> jimmy: lil nas x. >> steve: kids love it >> jimmy: yeah, the kids love it this one is from @jakewilliamsart he says -- ♪ i'm tom brady yes i'm the real brady all you other tom bradys are just out tailgating ♪ ♪ they said you getting old to please get up please get u please get up ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: that's how you do it tariq just makes it all sound cool, yeah this one's from @bigbillywilly he says -- ♪ stadium prices suck on a sunda so expensive i don't think i'm hun-gray ♪ ♪ prices really tough on a sunda hot dog cost as much as a hyundai ♪ [ cheers and applause >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: we got to hire this guy. >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: we got to hire big billy willy.
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hot dog costs as much as a a hyundai. >> tariq: that's the one that's the one >> jimmy: that is the line of the year maybe from big billy willy he has -- he gets a follow on. >> tariq: say that one like little caesar's. >> jimmy: big billy willy. [ laughter ] >> steve: big billy willy. >> jimmy: big billy willy. >> steve: pizza pizza. >> jimmy: this one is from @reneejordan78 she says - ♪ guess who's throwin a hail tonight guess who's throwing a hail tonight ♪ ♪ gronk gon catch m hail tonight ♪ >> jimmy: a little kanye [ applause ] this one is from @kyledice23 he says -- ♪ shawty had them spiky bottom cleat cheerleader skir skirt ♪ ♪ the fans in the crowd had no shirt
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60-yard throw ♪ ♪ next thing you know shawty went pr pro pro pro pr p-p-p-pro ♪ [ cheers and applause >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: p-p-p-pro! >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: this last one is from @minister -- no. it's mister, sorry minister dorngal >> steve: minister dorngal >> jimmy: minster dorngal sounds like a show on the bbc. >> steve: yeah, a kids' show >> jimmy: no, it's pbs like "downton abbey. welcome back to masterpiece theater presents "minister dorngal. [ laughter ] >> steve: the church is on fire >> jimmy: how dare you, sir. [ slap ] misterdorngal58. he says -- ♪ i got my falcons down i georgia yeah that's it i got my rams in californi yeah they're fit ♪ ♪ i got my seahawks to th north yeah seattle sitch i saw my lions down by ten then i quit ♪ >> jimmy: oh there you have it. those are our "tonight show hashtags." to check out more of our favorites, go to we'll be right back with john cena. [ cheers and applause
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: my first guest is a 16-time wwe champion, a best-selling author, and a a talented actor who stars in the new movie "vacation friends," which is streaming now on hulu. please welcome the one, the only john cena [ cheers and applause
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♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> damn. >> jimmy: that feels good, right? [ cheers ] that feels good. john, welcome back to the show i gotta say, you were our first in-person guest when we didn't have an audience, and now, we have a full audience, so thank you for coming back. >> last time we saw -- [ cheers and applause this is -- this is amazing i mean, last time we were together, we were wearing body condoms. i think there were ten people here >> jimmy: that's correct we were like 20 feet apart >> they tested me in the lobby, and i don't ever want to talk about that
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>> jimmy: of course, yeah. i -- >> good to have you back >> jimmy: doesn't it feel good [ cheers and applause >> i love a live audience. i really - >> jimmy: you miss it, right >> i do. >> jimmy: you live for it. but i mean, that's why we love you. but i remember you said to me, you said, "jimmy, i got to be the first guest. if you're going back to the studio, i want to be the first guest. and i was like, "great, but we don't have an audience." you go, "i'm just going to do it just because -- just for 'the tonight show' and just for you. and i appreciate that. >> man, i love you >> jimmy: i know i love you right back. [ audience aws ] >> okay, so wait a second. usually, if i were to be vulnerable, you would make fun of me. >> jimmy: yeah >> and that's kind of how our relationship goes. >> jimmy: yeah >> i say i love you and you say like - >> jimmy: yeah, make fun of you. but covid's changed me [ laughter ] now i accept the love and i give the love back [ laughter ] >> it must be you guys [ laughter ] thank you so much. [ cheers and applause thank you so much. >> jimmy: i'm about to make fun. i about to make fun. i like to make fun i do -- i do just appreciate you. and i -- but i want to get into some stuff "vacation friends," congrats
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on, by the way >> we got to talk about that >> jimmy: we have to talk about "vacation friends. >> or else the bosses will kill me >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah but i want to talk about - we got football is back. >> football is back! >> jimmy: it's happening right now. [ cheers ] so we got the bucs versus dallas i know you are a new england boy. >> yeah, i was born in new england. >> jimmy: yeah, and so, you were a patriots fan or a a tom brady fan. >> i am a tom brady fan, and just like tom brady, i have moved to tampa bay >> jimmy: you actually did >> i was there first [ laughter ] i have this secret -- i really, honestly, i have this secret theory that tom brady is stalking me. >> jimmy: yeah, he is following you. >> we're both 44 i grew up in new england he moved to new england. >> jimmy: that's close enough. >> we've both won respective championships in our respective fields i moved to tampa he followed me to tampa. >> jimmy: i'm just saying. have you guys ever hung out? have you ever crossed paths? >> no, but i see these wei it >> jimmy: yeah, he's behind that yeah, yeah, yeah this summer, you came back to wwe for "summerslam," and it
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was honestly so exciting >> dude, it was great! i had a wonderful match. i finished second place. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: no, that's not the way -- no, no, it's not the way wrestling works. i'm sorry. >> says you. >> jimmy: that's not the way wrestling works. roman reigns -- it was awesome, by the way, just to see you back there because we talked, and i was like, "there's hints of you maybe coming back. and you're like, "i don't know," because you have -- you had "suicide squad." you had the show that's happening, the series that's coming out now and you go, "i'm not sure. then, what happened? wwe -- >> i had a month off and they were like, "hey, you want to come to work?" and i was like, "do i?!" and they said that live audiences were back, and i love live audiences [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: how does it feel -- how did it feel to get back in the ring and get the jorts back on >> well, i mean, that was nice >> jimmy: yeah >> that was nice >> jimmy: you look great >> there is no better feeling than being in front of a live audience there really isn't and i'm so grateful to have all of you here. i'm so grateful to be back with a live audience. there is no other energy like
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performing and entertaining or telling stories or just shooting the [ bleep ] in front of a live audience [ cheers ] >> jimmy: yeah, no there is. >> so thank you very much. [ applause ] >> jimmy: you remember -- do you remember the first time you actually wrestled in front of an audience? >> yes, i do >> jimmy: where was this >> it was in a gym called l.a. boxing in orange county, and seven people were there. and i was not good, so nothing's really changed >> jimmy: no, yeah, right. but did you feel it? were you nervous what -- what did you come out and you're like -- >> oh, man, i'm nervous behind the curtain, like i'm always nervous. i think if you lose those nerves, if you lose that anticipatory excitement, like, "oh, i don't know how this is going to go," like, you got to move on. i think you're done at that point. >> jimmy: yeah >> i think you should always have that energy >> jimmy: because i know you do love what you do >> yeah, this is fun >> jimmy: i know >> we're just talking and people are listening >> jimmy: i know, right. it's great >> or you're not listening, you're texting, whatever >> jimmy: people at home >> they're not listening either [ laughter ] >> jimmy: when you were -- >> why is he interviewing no one? why is it just an empty chair?
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>> jimmy: they don't see you here but john cena. before you were a wwe superstar. you were known as -- the prototype. >> i was >> jimmy: can you -- that's a -- [ cheers ] you're jacked. >> that's a crazy picture. so that was taken pre-cell phone camera and that was a candid by one of my friends i had to cover up my man bits because i was going to the bathroom >> jimmy: that is not true >> that is not true at all >> jimmy: no, but explain the name, the prototype. >> so i was 50% man, 50% machine. and 100% awful it was bad it was - [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it was bad >> it was bad. >> jimmy: well, i have video of you trash-talking and promoting as the prototype >> no way! >> jimmy: and you guys, judge. see if you remember this >> i look in your genetic lunch box and find a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with the crusts cut off i am 50% man, 50% machine. you are 100% fatality.
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aaagh! [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: peanut butter and jelly sandwich >> with the crusts cut off come on. come on. >> jimmy: come on, man >> come on [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: what do you remember >> that -- so that was done -- we were -- there was a a documentary crew following us around and we usually have -- and this is done in - that was in southern california but when you learn your craft, part of that is impromptu promo class where they just put a bunch of people in a room and the job is to try to catch you off guard. and everybody was kind of stumbling and they just asked me to go up there and say something, so i came up with that on the spot and threw it out there, and they actually put it on tv so that actually -- that genetic lunch box monologue kind of kicked the whole thing off for me so i wouldn't be anywhere if it wasn't for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with the crust cut off. >> jimmy: there you go, you're right. now -- yeah. >> weird story [ cheers ] >> jimmy: look at you now, though "vacation friends. this is the biggest original -- hulu original film in hulu history. >> people actually watched
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[ cheers and applausnd i'm so gl thank you all for watching thank you guys for watching. >> jimmy: it's so good "vacation friends. they're making a sequel. already signed up for -- >> number two. there's number two on the way. which is kind of the story of everybody's lives. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: there's number two on the way. >> there's number two on the way. >> jimmy: you have great chemistry with meredith. you had great chemistry. lil rel we know. now we know, he's been on the show - you know what i was going to say to lil rel, because when i've seen him do stand up -- i saw him at this charity for denis leary called comics come home in boston and he was so funny, but his laugh makes me laugh he's got like a yip, yip yip or something like a weird -- he's got a weird laugh and he didn't use it in this movie. and i'm like, that's the secret move that he has - >> saving it for the sequel. spoiler alert! [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: it is so funny though if i could set the stage, let me do my job a little bit. so basically, what happens is - [ light laughter ] -- lil rel and his fiancee, or at the time, his girlfriend, go on vacation, and he's about to propose to her and their room is destroyed, because the person who's staying upstairs destroyed it, overflowed their jacuzzi
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[ clearing throat and then, he proposes to her they can't get another room. he proposes to her you -- you and your wife >> well, no, my -- partner >> jimmy: you and your partner >> yeah. >> jimmy: are out of control by the way. just two out-of-control idiots >> we just have a different perspective on life. >> jimmy: okay i think it starts with you riding a jet ski and she's doing bong rips. >> yeah. >> jimmy: anyways -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's how you meet those people anyway, they go, "hey -- >> one guy yeah >> jimmy: i know, he's like, "i've done that, i've done that." >> yeah! >> jimmy: yeah so then, you go, "hey, stay in our room you guys are in love you're lovebirds -- stay in our -- we don't have to see each other." >> yeah. >> jimmy: just stay in our - and that's how the movie kicks off, and then, just ridiculousness ensues. it is so funny did i set it up correctly? >> what's that >> jimmy: did i set it up correctly? >> [ bleep ], i hope they watch it you gave them the whole movie. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, i know well, yeah did i go too much? did i go - it's so good i want to show -- here's john cena in "vacation friends" on hulu. take a look.
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>> what's going on here? >> oh, ah, see lost the brakes around marietta. e-brake did the yeoman's work 'til right about now yo, chief! just in case you need to move it >> thank you >> so i think what marcus is trying to ask is what are you two doing here >> oh! well, you guys, we were so confused why you didn't call after mexico i mean, come on. we were literally sitting by the phone for a week being like, "what? >> but it was my bad, because the card i gave you, old card. you had no way to call >> yes, we did a little internet stalking, and then we found out you guys were registered at williams-sonoma in beautiful atlanta >> from there it was easy. hit every wedding in atlanta starting with downtown, working our way out in concentric circles. classic circle sweep maneuver, same thing i used to find lost kids in the cave >> this time you weren't too late, sweetie. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. john cena! "vacation friends" is streaming now on hulu. john and i are going head-to-head in a game of facebreakers when we come back stick around [ cheers and applause ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: welcome back i am here with john cena, and he and i - ♪ [ cheers and applause -- are getting ready to go head-to-head or face-to-face in a game of "facebreakers. >> yeah, that's right. >> jimmy: now, here's how it works. we're going to take turns throwing footballs at that wall of glass with our faces on it. the first person to break all of their opponent's faces wins there's john's face. >> yep >> jimmy: and there is my face >> yep >> jimmy: right there. [ laughter ] couldn't we have gotten a better face for my face? [ laughter ] >> it looks good >> jimmy: it looks like i was wearing sunglasses or, like, a a sun tanning -- why do i have lines in my hair >> i just noticed that >> jimmy: it's every man for himself. john, are you ready to start
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breaking face? >> i'm not, but let's go >> jimmy: all right, you are my guest, so you will go first. please [ cheers and applause >> let's do this >> jimmy: john cena. >> all right do we have to stand on the shamrock >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, on the shamrock >> yes, okay >> jimmy: for good luck. ♪ [ audience ohs ] >> got a little too excited. ♪ [ audience ohs ] >> jimmy: here we go here we go we got this. all right, let me show you how it's done. >> we're building the suspense >> jimmy: go back and then go forward, wham. boom [ cheers and applause ♪ that's one down. that's one down. ♪ [ audience ohs ] >> with the grace of a a beardless dan fouts. ♪ [ audience ohs ] [ applause ] [ audience ohs ] >> i told you we were building suspense [ laughter ] ♪ >> oh! >> jimmy: this is so exciting. [ laughter ]
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all right. i got to hit the high one. ♪ [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: all right, i got to get two. ooh, ooh, ooh. >> oh! [ cheers and applause ♪ i would like to offer you a draw [ audience reacting >> jimmy: no way >> okay, fine. >> jimmy: no way >> fine, that's fine you don't want the draw, then fine >> jimmy: i don't want the draw let's go >> eat this, fallon! [ drum roll [ audience ohs ] >> jimmy: you're going down, buddy. [ audience ohs ] should we go with the draw >> jimmy: no, we got to -- are we out of footballs? throw the buckets. [ laughter ]
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[ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: my next guest is a a latin grammy winning multiplatinum global superstar whose latest album, "jose," was just released at midnight. please welcome our pal, j balvin [ cheers and applause ♪ [ cheers and applause ♪
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>> finally people here >> jimmy: finally people here, just amazing right >> are they real >> jimmy: this is real this is real they're here yes, they are real you guys real? come on. [ cheers and applause >> are you guys real [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: how does it feel, the album is now out officially. >> i'm so grateful, man. really grateful. i mean, i can't wait to see the feedback the love of the people you know >> jimmy: i love -- "in da getto" which you're doing tonight is unbelievably catchy and everybody will get a taste of how awesome that is but since we've talked so much has gone on. you're releasing new music you did a live halloween special on "fortnite." >> yes >> jimmy: by the way, which -- which i did not see because i have not played "fortnite" yet 'cause i'm afraid because i heard it's so good that i'll just get addicted to it. >> yes >> jimmy: but then you sent me this in the mail yesterday and you have your own skin in "fortnite. look at this is that the way to do it or what [ cheers and applause how cool is that
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>> thank you >> jimmy: so now i'm gonna start playing because of you >> oh, go ahead. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah >> you're gonna love it. >> jimmy: yeah, i'm going to yeah how does it -- >> start playing with me or -- >> jimmy: yeah, i'll play -- you play as you, right >> you're gonna play with me >> jimmy: yeah, i play with you. >> okay. >> jimmy: yeah, i don't play against you. [ laughter ] i don't play against j balvin. >> all right, all right. >> jimmy: when you play as you, and i'm assuming you have, is it odd >> i mean -- playing with myself - [ laughter ] [ talking over each other i like to play - >> jimmy: as - >> as, you know, i like to play with myself but, like -- [ laughter ] why you gotta be like that, guys but you know - i like to play, you know with this guy right here -- >> jimmy: okay [ talking over each other >> i try to play with my skin. with my own skin on "fortnite. [ laughter ] i mean -- not my skin, you know >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah we're going to have to make
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some edits -- yeah, yeah, no, no, yeah, yeah, on the "fortnite. >> yeah, yeah, thank you >> jimmy: it's almost getting so weird just don't say any more. [ laughter ] it's just classic. look how red your face is -- so red right now >> sorry, mom. sorry mom. >> jimmy: how about this for a a segue. your face is almost as red as you as spider-man in times square how about that for a segue this is how cool this guy is so he goes to times square dresses up as spider-man >> yep >> jimmy: for real and then goes hangs out with all the other spider-men this is you hanging from the pole that's you that's actually -- [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: now, what happened - how did -- what happened with people when you took the mask off. >> i mean, after spider-man i don't know -- they hate me you know, i was like, "hey, what's up. they were like, no, no, get way. and i was like, "i thought being spider-man was cool. >> jimmy: of course. >> but i mean should be cool but i was like, "hey, you want to take a picture with me? like, "hell, no.
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like, "no. >> jimmy: yeah [ laughter ] of course. >> and then -- >> jimmy: took the mask off. >> and then, "oh, j balvin, man, i love you," so - >> jimmy: it's almost better to be j balvin. >> i think it was better to be j balvin but i love spider-man i can't -- >> jimmy: yeah [ laughter ] >> i can't lie >> jimmy: the album is finally out. we can say it's out. >> it's out now, yeah. >> jimmy: the album was "colores." >> "colores" during the pandemic >> jimmy: during the -- exactly, but then you came on -- nice enough to come on our show for that. thank you. this one is "jose. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and -- >> "jose." >> jimmy: "jose. >> yes >> jimmy: yeah with a little "jo" and a little "se. >> yes >> jimmy: all right. >> "jose." >> jimmy: jose >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah so jose. >> mm-hmm. >> jimmy: yeah, that is your name >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: i'm assuming this is a very personal album? >> it's like my own playlist of what i would love to hear from my genre you know, like, it's like just so personal it's just like -- like how i would love to listen from another audience but i'm the one who is singing, you know
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>> jimmy: yeah, exactly right. >> kind of weird, yes, i know, but -- [ laughter ] but that's the idea. really personal. >> jimmy: there were rumors of you announcing a tour or going on tour and you haven't done anything and or said anything that you're going to but is there anything you would like to tell me [ laughter ] >> besides that i love you [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah besides i love you because, i love you too. >> man, oh, thank you. >> jimmy: are you thinking of a tour >> yes, we -- we go on sale next week. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: you actually are going on tour? >> yeah. >> jimmy: dude - >> "jose" tour ♪ >> jimmy: "jose" tour. no way >> yeah, we're going to start in the west, yeah. it's gonna be -- >> jimmy: start in the west. >> are you guys ready? >> jimmy: yeah, that's what i'm talking about. [ cheers and applause j balvin i -- i also want to say that i follow you on all the socials and there's a tiktok trend of your new song, "in da getto" but can you teach me the challenge or can you teach me the dance? >> are you down? >> jimmy: i'm me but i'm down.
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[ cheers ] if you do it, i'll do anything with you, man. >> you want to try >> jimmy: teach me how to do it >> where do you want to be here, there? >> jimmy: i could do it here yeah, sure do you want to - >> i got to shout out to mufasa who taught me the moves and delfina my friends so you know - >> jimmy: yeah >> jimmy: who'd you learn -- who did this >> yeah, mufasa. >> jimmy: uh-huh >> who's a great dancer. >> jimmy: yeah >> then amir from argentina. >> jimmy: yeah >> and delfina from uruguay so, like, cool people. >> jimmy: wow. >> yeah. >> jimmy: all right. so it takes all around the world to teach - >> you ready >> jimmy: here we go here's the jam >> okay. ♪ ♪ [ singing in foreign language ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: like that? ♪ >> one, two, three, go ♪ [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: dude, that's how you do it right there. dude, i can do that part [ talking over each other
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yeah j balvin, everybody. [ cheers and applause check out his new album, "jose," which is out right now he's going to perform for us after the break. come on back [ cheers and applause ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: performing "in da getto" from his new album "jose," once again, j balvin
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[ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ dancing at the ghetto and at the ghett party in the ghett and at the ghetto ♪ [ singing in spanish ] ♪ [ singing in spanish ] [ singing in spanish ] ♪ ♪ dancing at the ghetto and at the ghett party in the ghett and at the ghetto ♪ ♪ dancing at the ghetto and at the ghett party in the ghett and at the ghetto ♪ [ singing in spanish ] [ singing in spanish ] ♪ [ singing in spanish ] [ singing in spanish ] ♪
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♪ dancing at the ghetto and at the ghett party in the ghett and at the ghetto ♪ ♪ dancing at the ghetto and at the ghett party in the ghett [ singing in spanish ] [ singing in spanish ] ♪ ♪ dancing at the ghetto and at the ghett party in the ghett and at the ghetto ♪ ♪ dancing at the ghetto and at the ghett party in the ghett and at the ghetto ♪ >> skrillex. j balvin, man. mosty. ♪
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♪ party in the ghetto ♪ >> j balvin, man [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: no, no, no come on now! come on now. out now. look at that standing o, right there. well deserved. "jose" is out now. now. my thanks to john cena, j balvin, once again [ cheers and applause that's how you do it, buddy. that is how you do it right there. and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania thank you for watching stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers. good night, everybody. thank you! [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪
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♪ >> announcer: tonight on "late night with seth meyers," billy bob thornton author of "this much is true," actor miriam margolyes an all-new "closer look, featuring the 8g band with nick baglio. and no seth meyers >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers and this is "late night. we hope you're doing well. and now, let's get to the news former president trump released a letter, last week, urging texas governor greg abbott to audit the results of the 2020 election. and said, quote, "we're quickly running out of


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