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the rain is here and it looks beautiful outside. this is a look at a wet golden gate bridge. jeff? what can we speck overnight? >> a spotty rainfall. no problems as we roll through tomorrow morning, we'll keep that spotty rain chance with us. a second system thursday and friday. then saturday night into monday, that's where we could see one and a half to two and a half inches. we'll continue to watch out for it. >> you'll be busy and we'll be wet. thanks for joining us. have a great day tomorrow. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon."
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tonight, join jimmy and his guests - pete davidson, meredith hagner, musical guest, baby keem and featuring the legendary roots crew >> questlove: 1510 >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. [ cheers and applause that feels good. thank you very much, everybody welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show. thank you for being here thank you for watching [ cheers and applause let's get to some jokes.
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well, guys, tomorrow president biden is giving a major speech on the next phase of his pandemic response. americans said that they can't wait to hear the speech and then crowd into a bar for tomorrow's nfl kickoff [ laughter ] yep, biden wants to stop covid before more variants emerge. he'll be like, either you take this seriously, or you're going to have to learn the whole greek alphabet [ laughter ] that's right biden will lay out a six-prong strategy to fight covid. and apparently one prong is building a border wall between the u.s. and florida [ cheers and applause ♪ >> steve: oh >> jimmy: that's right it's a six-prong strategy. actually it's a six-word strategy quit it with the horse pills [ laughter ] that's it. pretty soon americans are going to be looking at flowcharts like, "all right, we're on prong number 4, code blue, stage 7, level 12. so, we can go to applebee's tonight. [ laughter and applause
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okay, okay, we're allowed to do this." meanwhile after taking a year off because of the pandemic, macy's announced that the public will once again be able to attend the thanksgiving day parade in new york city. [ cheers and applause that's right people will quickly realize that standing for three hours in the freezing cold with their kids isn't the back-to-normal they've been missing [ laughter ] it should be pretty safe i mean, not even covid wants to be near 700 volunteer clowns you know what i'm saying [ laughter ] i saw this weekend, former president trump is going to do ringside commentary for a boxing match in florida. [ laughter ] even rudy giuliani took a break from cameo to say, "this is kind of sad. [ laughter ] yup, trump is going to do boxing commentary. it was like he wasn't even president. his life just picked up right where it left off. [ laughter ]
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the fight is at the hard rock hotel and casino in florida. it'll be crazy when trump walks through the door and the casino instantly goes bankrupt. [ laughter and applause well, get this i read that people here in the u.s. are now spending more time on tiktok than they are on youtube. [ light laughter ] when they heard, your parents were like, "oh, come on, we just figured out how to get on the youtube. [ laughter ] that's right people are spending more time on tiktok than youtube it's a pretty big deal i mean, when youtube heard the news, they were like - [ screams [ laughter ] because youtube has been on top for a long time, but tiktok just kind of waltzed into the room like -- [ laughter ] >> and what will it mean for - [ laughter ] >> jimmy: youtube didn't really see this coming. it totally blindsided them like - >> there goes a couple of clouds demonstrating what -- [ screams [ laughter ] >> jimmy: seriously. it hit youtube out of nowhere kind of like -
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[ screams [ laughter and applause >> jimmy: but it makes sense that tiktok is doing well. i mean, all the dances are so impressive meanwhile, youtube is like - ♪ [ laughter ] >> jimmy: long story short, for youtube it's been a really far fall from the top, kind of like - [ crashing ] >> hey, ron. >> hey, billy? [ laughter and applause >> jimmy: "hey, ron. "how you doing, billy? >> steve: billy? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: like that's remotely normal "hi, ron." "how you doing there, billy? >> steve: "how's it going? [ laughter ] you have that wrench i was looking for? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: some business news i saw that next year, whole foods will open two stores without cashiers. that story again, starting next year, groceries will be free at two whole foods locations.
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[ laughter and applause whole foods made the call after they couldn't find a cashier who could keep a straight face while ringing up a $9 apple. [ laughter ] "yeah, sure it's organic, yeah." [ light laughter ] this is interesting. according to a new study, people spend 100 days of their lives deciding what tv shows and movies to watch. [ audience ohs ] over three months only to settle on, "i'll watch whatever you want," then quietly stew for the next two hours [ laughter ] and finally a four-year-old girl named scarlett just climbed her 48th mountain peak [ audience ohs ] that's great, but she doesn't have instagram so did it really happen? [ laughter and applause we have a great show give it up for the roots ladies and gentlemen! come on. [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪
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[ cheers and applause >> jimmy: hello, everybody thank you so much for being here before we get started, just a reminder, the nfl season kicks off tomorrow night right here on nbc. it is the bucs versus the cowboys. and we have a big, big show right after the game john cena will be here in the studio [ cheers and applause we'll be doing something fun with him plus global music superstar j balvin will be stopping by [ cheers and applause we'll be talking to him, and he's got on amazing performance you don't want to miss it's all happening tomorrow night. set your dvrs. [ cheers and applause tune in nbc tomorrow night but first, what a show we have for you tonight. this sunday, he and jon stewart are putting on a show called "nyc still rising after 20 years: a comedy celebration" at madison square garden pete davidson is here tonight! >> steve: yeah [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: that's our dude. >> steve: that's my man. >> jimmy: plus, she stars in the new film "vacation friends" on hulu.
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meredith hagner is here. [ cheers and applause and we've got a great in-studio performance tonight from baby keem. >> steve: oh [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: it's awesome, by the way. i saw rehearsals, and oh, man, it's great guys, did you ever see a photo in the news and think that headline could be much better? i'll show you what i mean. it's time for "news and improved." here we go [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ news and improved ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: for example, check out this first photo the original headline was "biden directs federal aid." the headline could definitely be improved, because if you only looked at the photo, the headline could have been "man drops corn cob right before his first bite." [ laughter and applause chomp. let's check out this next photo. the regional headline was "putin unveils new fighter jet. but if you only looked at the photo, the headline could have been "slow day for the bouncers at coldstone creamery.
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[ laughter and applause up next, this headline says "boris johnson confronts climate crisis." headline could have been, "man says, 'up top' after joke doesn't land at all. [ laughter and applause "up top. next headline was, "lindsey graham encourages vaccine. headline could have been "weird kid in cafeteria asks for extra beans. [ laughter and applause "three more beans, please. [ laughter ] "yes, thank you. just three more beans, please. "i'll have his beans." [ laughter ] next headline was "kate middleton's royal foundation announces changes." the headline could have been "neighbor watches you walk back from mailbox without any mail. [ laughter and applause "how you doing picked it up earlier."
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next headline was "de blasio promotes tourism." headline could have been "thousandaire attempts trip to space. [ laughter and applause thousandaire >> thousandaire. >> jimmy: and finally, this headline was, "dylan alcott wins gold at paralympics." headline could have been "man finally back at office after 18 months opens work fridge. that's all we have for "news and improved." stick around, we'll be right back with "show me something good." come on back [ cheers and applause ♪ alright, here we go, miller in motion. wha — wait, wait, is that a... baby on the field?? it looks like it, craig. and the defensive linemen are playing peek-a-boo. i've never seen anything like that before. harris now appears to be burping the baby. that's a great moment right there. the ref going to the rule book here. what, wait a minute! harris is off to the races! we don't need any more trick plays.
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. we love our audience you watch us every single night. but right now, we want to change things up and watch you we asked you guys at home to send us some fun or unique talents that you have. we got submissions from thousands of people all across the world, and we're going to meet some of them now. it's time for "show me something good." [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ show me something goo
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show me something good show me something good show me ♪ >> jimmy: wow. let's meet our first guest hello, what is your name and where are you from >> hey, how's it going my name is joe brogie and i live in los angeles, california >> jimmy: hey joe, welcome we love l.a. [ cheers and applause ♪ joe, what talent will you be showing us tonight >> so today, i'm going to be beatboxing for you guys, but kind of with a twist, i guess. >> jimmy: okay, okay i want to see this joe, do you need anything? any help from us >> let me explain. so normally, beatboxing, you know, would sound something like - ♪ something like that. >> jimmy: yeah >> right >> jimmy: love that, yeah. [ cheers and applause >> and then, so, i kind of started playing around with different ways to change up the sound, i guess and i started introducing a straw to it. i'm a big coffee drinker and i started messing around with the straw in beatboxing. can i show you what i mean here >> jimmy: yes. >> okay, so check this out normally it be like -- ♪
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you add a straw, and it kind of changes the sound a little ♪ right? >> jimmy: love it. [ cheers and applause >> so then -- thank you. >> jimmy: we're happy with that >> let's add something to it though if i actually cut it while i beatbox, it changes the pitch, which changes the sound. check it out ♪ right? [ cheers and applause right, kind of weird how weird, okay. [ cheers and applause but, like i said, jimmy, i'm a a big coffee drinker i always have a cold brew on me so, naturally, i have to beatbox with my coffee as well so if i get the coffee in the straw and i pinch the bottom, check this out ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: yes! that's fantastic, buddy! >> thank you >> jimmy: that's great starbucks must love you, buddy thank you for coming on. joe, that's talent right there >> thank you >> jimmy: thank you for showing me something good. all right, let's meet our next guest.
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hello. what is your name and where are you from >> hi, i'm eddie sparxx and i'm from cornwall in the uk. >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. eddie sparxx from the uk eddie, what talent will you be showing us this evening? >> so, i can make the sound of a kazoo without a kazoo. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's an amazing talent i like this. can you sing a song for us, a kazoo song without a kazoo >> yeah, i'm going to do "axle f," from "beverly hills cop. >> jimmy: absolutely, yeah the classic. yeah, we love to hear that eddie, whenever you're ready, bud. >> cool. ♪ ♪
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>> jimmy: okay that's exactly what i'm talking about. [ cheers and applause from the uk. this is worldwide tonight. thank you for coming out here, eddie. i appreciate it, buddy >> thank you >> jimmy: let's meet our final guest. what is your name and where are you from >> hey, my name is sidney robinson, and i'm from memphis, tennessee >> jimmy: oh, memphis! sidney, what talent will you be sharing with us tonight? >> so basically, i will be making a song using these household items i have over here i have my keyboard set up right here and performing a classic hit. >> jimmy: okay i kind of understand what you're going to do so, you're going to make us a song using just household instruments. >> yes >> jimmy: okay, bud. >> yes, from scratch >> jimmy: okay what song are you going to be playing for us "axle f" >> stevie wonder, "i wish. >> jimmy: oh all right. here we go that's a classic all right, sidney, whenever you're ready go for it. >> all right
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[ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: oh, my goshs that is awesome right there. that's what i'm talking about. [ cheers and applause hey, i have an idea. let's get everyone back on here and have them jump in. guys, we want to jam out ♪ [ cheers and applause ♪ that's what i'm talking about. that is all the time we have for "show me something good. my thanks to joe, eddie, and sidney if you have a fun talent, i want to see it go to thetonightshow.com/showmesomethd and submit a video stick around we'll be right back with pete davidson. [ cheers and applause ♪
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>> jimmy: they love you. >> very cool >> jimmy: that's some love that's some love for pete davidson right there. >> i'm so proud. oh, wow. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: thank you for being here i appreciate you coming back >> thanks for having me. >> jimmy: "snl" had a great season last year you had had a great season as well so congrats again on that. >> thank you >> jimmy: i wanted to ask you a question because there was an episode where i know - i knew you were friends with him. but it was machine gun kelly and you are at the end of the show, goodnights, and you're kind of hugging and celebrating, and then, you fall off the stage. >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what was going - what's the real story? what happened? >> so, colton -- or as you may know him as machine gun kelly -- he bruised his coccyx that week if you don't know what a coccyx is, it's the bone in your ass. >> jimmy: okay, yeah [ laughter ] >> if you've ever seen "napoleon dynamite," uncle rico says "grandma took a spill at the dunes. she broke her coccyx." >> jimmy: that's a good reference.
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[ laughter ] >> so, i thought he was joking he was like, "i broke my coccyx." >> jimmy: he broke his coccyx. >> he bruised it and i was like -- he was like, "no, for real. so he couldn't like walk or sit. and he had like a tushy pillow as well. [ laughter ] it was just really cool to see like the most gangster thug dude i know, just like put a a little tushy pillow down and like sit [ laughter ] >> jimmy: just play -- >> yeah, just like megan fox is right there and he's sitting on his little tushy pillow. [ laughter ] so he's like, "for goodnights, we should do something, you know, silly. and i was like, "or, you know, you could just enjoy the moment and clap." [ laughter ] he was like, "no, we'll think of something, i'm going to pick you up." i was like, "i don't know if you should do that it's a crowded stage we should just clap. he's like, "yeah, yeah, you're right. and he got really excited and he went to pick me up. and he forgot that he had a bruised coccyx [ laughter ] so he like went to pick me up, and then, he couldn't go up, so he just started to slowly tilt back and he went -- he went, "oh, no." and it was such a slow fall, we had time for him to go, "oh, no," and i went, "you're a a [ bleep ] moron.
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[ laughter and applause >> jimmy: it was that slow of a fall >> it was that slow. i got the full line out. >> jimmy: i have a clip -- >> oh, great >> jimmy: i want to show everyone [ laughter ] here's machine gun kelly trying to pick pete up on "snl. take a look at this. ♪ [ laughter ] >> jimmy: dude, i was like, "yo! that was - >> and then they cut right after that they went right to -- they went right to whatever the next thing was. [ laughter ] so i went to -- nobody ever texts me during a show i went back, there was like 40 texts [ laughter ] yo, you alive? >> jimmy: that was so funny, dude >> yeah. >> jimmy: last time you were on the show, we were talking about "suicide squad" and "snl," and i think i remember you telling me that you got a dog. and i was like, "that's awesome. >> yeah. >> jimmy: congrats on that >> thank you [ cheers and applause it's a big deal. yeah >> jimmy: and now, you came back here and you just told me backstage, "it's cool, i just got a dog. and i go, "yeah, you told me that already." >> yeah, i got three dogs during the pandemic because
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it's hard. [ light laughter ] no, i got the first dog, like, for me but i had to leave and go do something, so i had it stay with my mom. and then when i came back, the dog was like really tight with my mom [ light laughter ] like more -- like it wasn't as excited to see me as it was my mom. >> jimmy: right. >> so, i bought another one. [ laughter ] and then, same situation happened, where i had to go away for a little bit, but i was like, can't leave it with my mom 'cause she -- >> jimmy: you saw what happened >> yeah, i saw what happened to the first one. so, i gave it to my sister because she's the less lovable of the davidsons [ laughter ] i'm just kidding she's wonderful. she actually just got her coat she got coated she's like a registered nurse now. >> jimmy: hey, there you go. [ cheers and applause >> yeah. so, i was like, "safe. i'll give her the dog. and then i came back, same thing happened the dog was really in love with my sister and not me so, i bought a third dog, and now, she's with me all the time
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and this one -- this one i think is going to stay with me [ laughter ] >> jimmy: good now you've got three dogs. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i want to ask you quickly. i know you're getting ready to work on a couple projects, but one project you're working on i'm very excited about you're going to play joey ramone. >> yes, that is -- [ cheers and applause yeah thank you, yeah. i would also be hesitant to clap as well >> jimmy: no >> no, it's the craziest thing it was like a year or two ago, i got a call they were like, "would you like to play joey ramone? and i was like, "yeah, of course." but i thought it wasn't, like, a real thing and then, it became a real thing. so, yeah, hopefully in january or february. >> jimmy: this is amazing, buddy. i never heard you sing >> i can't >> jimmy: there you go [ laughter ] this is perfect. >> as a joke -- this is true - three years ago, i started taking singing lessons as a joke [ light laughter ] because i -- no. i just thought it would be funny if like, one day, like, i was just hanging out with the boys >> jimmy: yeah and like belt out -- >> and just belt out a song.
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[ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, it would be a good bit >> just kicking it with the boys in the most un, you know, song-friendly environment and just belt out like sinatra or something. yes, so i've been going to this - for like a year, i went to this guy who -- he's a "voice coach of the stars." >> jimmy: wow. [ light laughter ] >> and i remember going up to his apartment and he's like, "this is so great. this is cool, we get to work together." he's like, "what project is this for?" and i was like, "this is for my pure enjoyment." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm just here to hang and learn something. >> i can't sing yet, but i know what it's supposed to sound like [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: all right, good. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i can't wait for that i think it's going to be great >> oh, one day, i will belt it out. >> jimmy: i want to talk about this sunday. madison square garden, "nyc still rising after 20 years: a a comedy celebration." listen to all these comedians that are going to be at the garden this sunday amy schumer, bill burr, collin jost, collin quinn, dave attell, dave chappelle, john mulaney, jon stewart, michael che.
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[ cheers and applause i'm going to be there. >> jimmy's going to be there >> jimmy: yeah [ cheers and applause >> very nice of you to -- i know you're a busy guy so thanks for doing that >> jimmy: are you kidding me you sent me a text and you go, "well, i might put this thing on with jon, and would you be interested?" and i go, "anything. obviously for the city and for you, i'll do it. but i mean, was it hard to get all these -- this is - >> the lineup is nuts. yeah, it's like the avengers [ laughter ] and me no, it was -- it was really cool me and jon just reached out to -- luckily, we have really great friends and we reached out and everybody was super stoked to do it. and it was just like -- you know, it's obviously a thing that's close to me and stuff so, i got a lot of people wanted to do a thing, like some sort of like, you know, like an article, and it all just felt really weird so i just called jon and i was like, "we should do something fun, like a fun little party, and like just have a good time." so that's how it came together and he does a lot, you know, for firemen and a lot for the city >> jimmy: and all the proceeds
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are going to go to 9/11 charities >> yeah, yeah, yeah. [ cheers and applause very cool. >> jimmy: i can't wait i'm honored to be part of it i love that he put it together, it's awesome i can't wait to see you on sunday [ cheers and applause "nyc still rising after 20 years: a comedy celebration" is happening this sunday at madison square garden. tickets are available now. more with pete davidson when we come back. stick around [ cheers and applause ♪ as someone who resembles someone else... i appreciate that liberty mutual knows everyone's unique. that's why they customize your car insurance, so you only pay for what you need. [ nautical horn blows ] i mean just because you look like someone else doesn't mean you eat off the floor, or yell at the vacuum, or need flea medication. oh, yeah. that's the spot. only pay for what you need. ♪ liberty, liberty, liberty, liberty ♪ been in the hospital for
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serious side effects can occur, including kidney problems and kidney failure. rare, life-threatening side effects include a buildup of lactic acid and liver problems. do not take biktarvy if you take dofetilide or rifampin. tell your doctor about all the medicines and supplements you take, if you are pregnant or breastfeeding, or if you have kidney or liver problems, including hepatitis. if you have hepatitis b, do not stop taking biktarvy without talking to your doctor. common side effects were diarrhea, nausea, and headache. if you're living with hiv, keep loving who you are. and ask your doctor if biktarvy is right for you. ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: welcome back to "the tonight show." i'm hanging out with pete davidson, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause >> thank you >> jimmy: we're about to play a game we call "wheel of opinions." here we go [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ wheel of opinions ♪
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>> jimmy: okay i will hit this button, which activates the opinion topic generator. it'll land on a random topic whatever it is, you have to give your opinion on it. you ready for this >> okay. here we go >> jimmy: first topic is - [ beeping okay [ light laughter ] would you rather be caught saying "i went glamping" or "i'm hangry? >> what's glamping [ laughter ] >> jimmy: glamping is -- is -- is people say "glamping. it's like glamorous camping, maybe. [ light laughter ] people go, like, "i went -- i went glamping. yeah, people know it >> people. >> oh, for god sakes, everybody knows glamping >> jimmy: wait, wait, wait, whoa >> everybody knows what glamping is. >> jimmy: that is jon stewart, right there! ♪ [ cheers and applause wait, that is jon. >> glamping is very popular. >> jimmy: that is jon stewart right there. jon. >> hey, jon. >> jimmy: welcome, jon [ cheers and applause >> let me get my glasses on so i look like my opinions are smarter. >> jimmy: jon -- jon, thank you.
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jon, you were just streaming the show from home >> i'm at work >> jimmy: yes, i'm sorry >> i'm still at work you know, peter, somebody has to make a living in this household. [ laughter ] and it's me. >> jimmy: jon. >> he comes home and eats the peanut butter. he drinks the milk, and i pay. >> jimmy: i know jon, do you have an opinion on glamping or hangry >> either one of those should -- and again, i'm not a a man that's speaking for vigilante justice. but if you were to use any, i believe it's not improper to tie you to the back of a a vehicle. [ laughter ] maybe a citi bike, and - >> jimmy: a citi bike. >> -- to drag you through perhaps sixth avenue [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah >> which some people call the avenue of the americas >> jimmy: of course they do. it's very popular. >> and to have townspeople curse your name and spit upon you. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right. that's a good opinion. jon, while you're here, can we just maybe get your opinion on a couple other topics. let's try one.
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>> jimmy, i was hoping -- i was hoping you'd ask here's one opinion you may not know [ light laughter ] i -- i love pete davidson. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh >> oh. i love jon >> that's a fact >> he's such a good guy. >> jimmy: oh, i love that. all right, how about any opinion on -- let's see if pete davidson comes up on the opinion topic generator. [ beeping >> okay. >> jimmy: what "swimming with dolphins. >> how nice. [ laughter ] >> yeah. i have an opinion on that. your generator is full of [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what what are you talking about my generator? [ light laughter ] >> your -- your -- your topic generator! >> jimmy: yeah, why -- why, "swimming with dolphins," do you have an opinion on it? not the generator. [ light laughter ] >> i don't have an opinion with swimming in them, but i am pro-blow [ bleep ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what is wrong with you, man [ laughter ] pete, any --
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>> i think it's a lovely thing to do with your family on vacation [ laughter and applause >> jimmy: okay, there you go >> also, pro-blow [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: he's also pro-blow [ bleep ]. yeah, okay [ laughter ] our final topic. here we go [ beeping the opinion topic generator, jon. >> all right what do you got? [ audience ohs ] >> jimmy: "mets versus yankees. i have a -- i have a feeling where you're going to land jon pete, do you have an opinion, mets versus yankees? >> i always root for the mets, because their fans are sad [ laughter ] but as a -- when you're in new york, you get the choice, and why -- you pick the yankees because they -- they win >> jimmy: yeah [ cheers and applause >> you don't - >> yeah. >> first of all -- >> but -- but, i always root for the -- >> you don't get a choice. >> i always root for the mets. it's like it would be nice for the mets or jets to win something. >> jimmy: yeah >> yeah. >> jimmy: jon, jonathan? >> as a mets fan since the 1960s -- >> jimmy: wow. >> -- i accept peter's charity. [ laughter ]
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and as fans, we win nothing, but it is not a choice my father was born in brooklyn, and we were not allowed to like the yankees. it was -- he would rather you smoke cigarettes in the street, while drinking whiskey - >> jimmy: yeah, as a child >> -- naked [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah >> as a seven-year-old -- by the way, not a good father [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he would rather that >> than like the yankees >> jimmy: that's correct so, you are die hard all the way, mets all the way. jon stewart. [ bell ringing ] >> i believe in the two things - [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: pete davidson, jon stewart, everybody [ cheers and applause >> thanks, jon >> jimmy: you can see pete, jon and other great comedians this sunday at "nyc still rising at the 20 years: a comedy celebration. [ cheers and applause we'll be right back with meredith hagner. >> i have more opinions! >> jimmy: stick around >> who wants more opinions >> jimmy: the generator -- [ cheers and applause ♪
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geico motorcycle. fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more. ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: our next guest stars alongside john cena in the new hit film "vacation friends," which is streaming now on hulu please welcome meredith hagner [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: you're here!
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>> i keep wanting to give also my attention to the roots. >> jimmy: of course, the roots right there. [ cheers and applause >> you guys are so awesome hi, jimmy. hi >> jimmy: meredith, i'm so happy that you're here on the show you look gorgeous. thank you for coming to the show >> thanks for having me. >> jimmy: it's your first time on the show, but apparently we've -- we've met before. >> yeah, it was really huge for i think both of us no, i -- i met you when i was 16 >> jimmy: uh-huh >> and i was a huge strokes fan, like, arguably the biggest strokes fan in the world and my dad drops me off at the ritz theater i went by myself to a show when i was 16 so, it was like 1942, somewhere around there [ laughter ] and you opened for the strokes >> jimmy: that's right >> yeah. >> jimmy: i opened -- did you know who i was >> yeah. >> jimmy: okay, all right. [ light laughter ] >> i was a huge fan. >> jimmy: you're -- you're - >> no, you were really funny, and i was like who's this guy? i have a photo of you in a a white track suit [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, i used to wear white juicy couture track suits. [ laughter ] >> which i was -- i was really into and then, i was like, i got my little t-shirt and i was waiting by the, you know, area in the back -- what is it
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the -- >> jimmy: yeah, backstage. >> backstage [ light laughter ] and -- and i was waiting for the band to sign it, and i had my t-shirt out, and you came up and signed my shirt, which was really nice. >> jimmy: oh [ audience aws ] >> and, so, people would be like, "did the strokes sign your shirt," 'cause i wore it, like, every day of high school and i'd be like, "no the guy that opened did. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's like, "no." [ laughter ] "the guy that, yeah, the guy who i don't remember his name, jerry falcon [ laughter ] >> yeah. "jerry falcon did. [ light laughter ] but then, so many people asked me who it was, and i had to say "jimmy fallon. so, i think i'm really responsible for your career. >> jimmy: wow. yeah, you -- thank you [ cheers and applause i appreciate that. >> enough people in north carolina heard, and now you're here. >> jimmy: north carolina -- that's -- the ritz that's what i'm talking about. i shall return i do remember opening up for the strokes. we opened up for them for six shows. and i just did -- we had, like, comedy music and i was so excited, because i loved the strokes as well. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and no one wanted to see me [ light laughter ] no one wants to see a comedian open up for a band >> i mean, it's a tough one, 'cause people do go for music, specifically so you're already starting >> jimmy: oh, people -- we'd
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just get gigs where people would just scream, "get off the stage! [ laughter ] and i was like, "so, you guys go to the movie theaters?" [ laughter ] like, what just doing my stand-up or whatever i'm so happy though that you saw that and had a good memory >> a really good memory. >> jimmy: thank you for coming on the show. i want to talk about -- there's so many things -- i want to talk about your hit hulu movie but also, you and your husband just recently had a baby boy >> yeah, we did. >> jimmy: congratulations. [ cheers and applause >> thanks, thanks. ♪ >> jimmy: and, we love wyatt i love wyatt russell i love him please give him my best. how old is the baby? what is the baby's name? what's he like >> he's amazing. he's eight months old. >> jimmy: aw his name's buddy prine we love him. we named him after john prine, who we're huge fans of and, yeah -- it's funny, 'cause i was -- not that i wasn't a a baby person, but when people -- when i would see newborns, i was kind of like, "yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, you're like, "okay, yeah, yeah, sure. yeah." >> and then when i had him, like, i was truly convinced he was actually the most beautiful baby that had ever been born to the point where i was almost embarrassed for us in the hospital people would come in, i'd be like, "it's insane [ laughter ] i know."
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>> jimmy: i know, it's insane, yeah "we actually have the most -- yeah, the best looking baby. >> and i look back on photos, and i'm like, "no, he was a newborn. >> jimmy: he looks like a baby, yeah >> he's awesome. >> jimmy: this is your first time away from the baby? >> yeah. >> jimmy: how's it going are you -- >> i slept for 15 hours. >> jimmy: yeah [ cheers and applause that's what i'm talking about. really >> this should be required for new moms glam and 15 hours of sleep >> jimmy: yeah >> and this and you. >> jimmy: oh, good >> but also the sleep. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: obviously people know you from "search party." >> mm-hmm. >> jimmy: congrats on the great reviews. [ cheers and applause but now, here you are, doing this new film, "vacation friends" with john cena, and it is the biggest film opening -- original movie in hulu's history. so, not bad, making a little history. [ cheers and applause >> thanks. thanks >> jimmy: it's a huge hit. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and i heard that it's just announced that there might be a sequel being made >> yeah, we got a sequel, which is so amazing, right [ cheers and applause yeah >> jimmy: that's gigantic. >> thanks. i'm -- i'm geeked out. >> jimmy: i mean, that's great
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we know john and lil rel as well >> they're the best. >> jimmy: they're just fun, aren't they? >> oh, unbelievable. like, they're both such comic geniuses >> jimmy: but you're pretty brilliant yourself >> thanks, man >> jimmy: can we set up what "vacation friends" is about? >> yeah. it's a film about two couples that are very -- they become very - they're unlikely friends john cena and i play, like, the couple you cannot get rid of you meet for like five minutes and you're like, "they were nice." and then you just you can't lose them. >> jimmy: yeah >> but it's a really fun movie i think it's -- it's a good feel good -- reminds me of, like, old school comedies in a a way that's refreshing. >> jimmy: yeah that's what we kind of want right now. i want to show everyone a clip here's meredith hagner in "vacation friends. take a look at this. >> get comfortable oh, and if you guys are worried about privacy and you want to, like, get really kooky tonight, we're extremely loud i don't know what these walls are made of, but you seriously can't hear anything. okay listen [ screaming you're not going to believe this i just screamed in there [ laughter ] >> jimmy: meredith hagner,
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everybody. [ cheers and applause "vacation friends" is streaming now on hulu. >> thanks guys >> jimmy: congratulations on baby buddy prine >> yeah. >> jimmy: i love that. >> thank you >> jimmy: baby keem performs for us, after the break. stick around, everybody. thank you so much. [ cheers and applause ♪
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[ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: making his tv debut, performing "issues" from his new album "the melodic blue," give it up for baby keem [ cheers and applause
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♪ ♪ i've been nagging my friends i've been stuck on my ends memories about people ♪ ♪ all in my hea first come to mind is my mama buying me jordans ♪ ♪ are we really made equa cause everybody got plan i can't go ghost i faced demons ♪ ♪ don't let i defeat you all in my hand i know it's hard for you ♪ ♪ to come out the tranc i look myself in the mirro when i can ♪ ♪ i speak the truth tell me in piece i know it's yo i know just what you do ♪ ♪ i know since we first got evicted out a roof my news since reha i was just trying ♪ ♪ to see yo how can i resent you demons and tissu
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grandma i missed you ♪ ♪ you don't know what we been throug don't let the wolves come get you ♪ ♪ please don't let them come get you how can i resent you demons and tissue ♪ ♪ grandma i missed yo you don't know wha we been throug don't let the wolves ♪ ♪ come get yo please don't let the come get you ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ run away from hom run away from home when the night's gon when the night's gone ♪ ♪ run away from hom run away from home why oh why oh why oh why you seem to be convinced ♪ ♪ why oh why oh why oh wh
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a question makes i why oh why oh why oh why you livin' on the fence ♪ ♪ why oh why oh why oh wh sleepin' on it why oh why oh why oh why give me some sense ♪ ♪ why oh why oh why oh wh i want you there why do you listen to the demons in your head ♪ ♪ why do we play victim good times are ahead attentio the is my life sentence ♪ ♪ we're committed difference in our vision don't you get offended when the darkness hits ♪ ♪ i'll show you all tha i'm not kiddin grow a tre plant the seed ♪ ♪ let it bree my sister really rir only see me on the scree i know she needs me ♪ ♪ i can help but feel guilt how can i resent you demons and tissu grandma and i missed you ♪ ♪ you don't know what we been throug
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don't let the wolves come get you ♪ ♪ please don't let them come get you how can i resent you demons and tissue ♪ ♪ grandma and i missed yo you don't know wha we been through ♪ ♪ don't let the wolve come get you please don't let the come get you ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: baby keem! "the melodic blue" is out this friday my thanks to pete davidson, meredith hagner, jon stewart baby keem once again and the roots from philadelphia, pennsylvania stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers. good night, everybody. thank you!
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[ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ♪ >> announcer: tonight on "late night with seth meyers" -- nathan lane, creator of "the premise," actor and writer, b.j. novak music from nessa barrett featuring the 8g band with jose medeles and now, seth meyers >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers and this is "late night. we hope you are all doing well tonight. and now, let's get to the news california governor, gavin newsom, yesterday, defeated a recall attempt by a nearly two to one margin, and newsom was so relieved, his hair unclenched [ laughter ]

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