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okay. what fire station has the most beloved fire dog? it's here in the bay area. this is birdie, for cal fire in marin county. he won the title of fire service dog of the year. this is the first time they've held the contest. people were able to cast their vote on facebook. birdie is cute! >> way to go, birdie. >> bye-bye. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring
jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests - jerry seinfeld lea seydoux, musical guest, twice >> questlove: 1527 >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: thank you very much! oh, my goodness! oh yes! [ cheers and applause that is how you -- that's a crowd right there. welcome, everybody welcome. please enjoy yourself. thank you for being here
welcome to "the tonight show." [ cheers and applause you're -- tonight is the night tonight is electric. ohndpplause it's memorable [ cheers and applause it's unbeatable! [ cheers and applause jerry seinfeld is here tonight on "the tonight show," everybody. ♪ [ cheers and applause lea seydoux is on "the tonight show" tonight. [ cheers and applause ♪ and music by twice on "the tonight show" tonight. [ cheers and applause not once -- no, it's actually their first time [ laughter ] >> steve: oh, really >> jimmy: guys, actually, it is a big weekend for the nfl. everyone is talking about this for the first time since he left for tampa bay, tom brady is returning to new england to face the patriots. [ audience ohs ] then -- then after the game, he'll walk out of the stadium while patriots fans cling to his legs like little kids. [ laughter ] "don't go, please! brady has been playing for a
a long time. yeah, brady is so old. when they do the coin toss, he's going to pretend that he found it in the ref's ear. [ laughter ] brady is so old, he's the only person on the field who's able to get the pfizer booster. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause isn't it amazing >> steve: wow! >> jimmy: yeah he's so old, he calls peeing the "two-minute drill. i don't know why [ laughter ] >> steve: oh, what >> jimmy: i don't know what that means brady has been around so long that during his career, "the sopranos" started, ended and came back. [ laughter ] and yet, it's amazing. [ applause ] yup, brady will return to his old stadium to face the patriots it's gonna be an emotional night for the fans and they've all ready made some signs for the game check these out. this one says, "why did i pay $1,000 to see my ex? [ laughter ] this next one says, "you left us for florida that's like leaving target for walmart. [ laughter ] and finally, this one says, "at least give us joint custody of gronk. [ laughter ]
a very emotional weekend changing gears, there's some big news in the fight against covid. researchers are developing vaccine patches that could replace shots. patches. perfect. you literally get vaxed and waxed. [ laughter ] >> steve: ow >> jimmy: seriously, a patch is great. it's going to be fun when everyone thinks your 8-year-old is trying to quit smoking. [ laughter ] now, when your crazy uncle comes over for thanksgiving, you could just slap it on the back of his neck it's like, "good to see you. [ laughter ] keep doing your research keep doing your research [ laughter ] [ applause ] going well?" meanwhile, drugmaker, merck, announced today that it has created the first pill to treat the covid symptoms yup. and to get anti-vaxxers to take it, each pill's got a little picture of a horse on it >> steve: oh [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, as we speak, merck is throwing the pills at people on carnival cruises like it's mardi gras. [ laughter ] oh, i saw that this week former vice president mike pence was on a podcast and he said that he has spoken to trump about a dozen times since biden took office.
i'm surprised they speak that much i mean, 'cause, you know, they -- they both see the call coming in and be like, "ugh, this freaking guy. [ laughter ] "hello." but the real highlight of the podcast came later listen to what pence said about asking what his favorite meal could be >> if you could choose your last meal on earth - >> come on >> -- what would it be >> supreme pizza, and o'douls. that would send me to heaven smiling. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: indiana pizza and non-alcoholic beer [ light laughter ] i -- i'd be ready for death, too, i think [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause >> steve: sounds about right >> jimmy: i guess? yeah, i have a feeling mike pence's bachelor party was doing a jigsaw puzzle on a a wednesday. [ laughter ] some business news, the ceo and co-founder of whole foods is stepping down after 41 years yeah, he finally saved up enough to buy a beach house in miami or one slice grapefruit at whole foods [ laughter ] hey, get this.
someone just paid $3,000 at an auction for underwear that was worn by michael jordan [ audience ohs ] you can hear more about jordan's underwear in the new espn documentary, "the last pants. [ laughter ] and finally, a man in texas was pulled over because he was driving in a carpool lane with a halloween skeleton - [ laughter ] in the passenger seat. and to avoid the ticket, the driver told the skeleton, "quick, quick, change seats with me. go." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause we have a great show give it up for the roots, ladies and gentlemen [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause what a show we have for you tonight! he is the creator and star of "seinfeld," and starting tonight, all 180 episodes are streaming on netflix jerry seinfeld is here tonight
[ cheers and applause >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: he's the greatest. >> steve: the best >> jimmy: he's the best stand-up then he had -- did the best sitcom, then he's doing "comedians in cars." he's got a movie and other stand-up he's the greatest. i love jerry seinfeld. plus, she stars in the new james bond film, "no time to die," in theaters and imax, october 8th. lea seydoux is here. [ cheers and applause i saw it >> steve: yeah did you see it >> jimmy: i saw the bond movie yeah >> steve: i can't wait >> jimmy: it's unbelievable. unbelievable >> steve: did you believe it >> jimmy: yeah, i believed it. [ laughter ] and we've got great music from twice. >> steve: oh >> jimmy: "the feels." and then later in the show, an all new "thank you notes." that should be fun, so stick around for that. [ cheers and applause it's a big friday show guys, as i said earlier, the biggest football game of the season is happening on sunday night when tom brady and the tampa bay buccaneers head to foxborough to take on his old team, the new england patriots
now, as you know, they end every season with awards like "most valuable player. something that -- but they also give out awards during the season did you know that? >> steve: no, i did not. >> jimmy: yeah, i'll show you what i mean. it's time for "tonight show superlatives." here we go ♪ tonight sho superlatives ♪ >> jimmy: our first player, from the bucs, is grant stuard he was voted most likely to have face swapped with a photo of julia roberts from the set of "pretty woman." [ laughter and applause it's a rare award. >> steve: yeah, that is very rare >> jimmy: yeah next up, from the bucs, is rob gronkowski he was voted most likely to break a mirror because he thought the guy inside stole his shirt. [ laughter and applause next up, from the patriots, is rookie quarterback mac jones he was voted most likely to call 2% milk, "the hard stuff. [ laughter and applause >> steve: give me a pen. >> jimmy: "give me another line driving. next up, from the bucs, is ryan jensen. he was voted most likely to
walk into a bar and go straight to that video game where you shoot deer [ laughter and applause [ laughter ] >> steve: what is that one >> jimmy: wow. next up, from the patriots, is harvey langi [ laughter ] he was voted most likely to look at a helmet and say, "nah [ laughter and applause that ain't going to work." next, from the patriots, is david andrews. he was voted most likely to star in a dreamworks animation movie called, "the beard baby. [ laughter ] next up, from the patriots, is matthew slater he was voted most likely to play wayne brady in an off-broadway production of "who's line is it anyway?" [ laughter and applause i didn't know that was going to broadway >> steve: i hope it goes to broadway >> jimmy: and finally, from the bucs, we have quarterback tom brady. he was voted most likely to succeed again and again and again and again and again. [ cheers and applause there you go those are your "nfl superlatives." we'll be right back with "thank you notes. big show tonight come on back [ cheers and applause
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>> jimmy: welcome back, everyone today is friday. happy friday i hope you have a great friday is usually when i catch up on some personal stuff. you know, i check my inbox, i return some emails, and of course, i send out thank you notes. [ cheers and applause i was running a bit behind today, so i thought if you guys wouldn't mind, i'd just like to write out my weekly thank you notes right now if that's all right with you guys. [ cheers and applause you guys are the best in the biz. james, can i get some thank you note writing music, please ♪ [ laughter ] >> steve: not that's a still photo. ♪ [ laughter ] >> jimmy: did i tell you my new thing i'm going to say >> steve: no what's that? >> jimmy: people say, "oh, my god. >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: or "omg. >> steve: yep, omg, sure >> jimmy: i say o-m now. >> steve: oh oh, my >> jimmy: yeah [ laughter ] o-m? >> steve: o-m. >> jimmy: yeah >> steve: i'm going to start saying figuratively instead of literally. [ laughter ]
>> jimmy: yeah >> steve: you know what i mean people will go, "he literally blew my brains out." you know what i mean >> jimmy: yeah, yeah he figuatively - >> steve: no, he figuratively blew my brains, it was crazy [ laughter ] >> jimmy: o-m! >> steve: o-m! >> jimmy: o-m. >> steve: ommm >> jimmy: mmm. hello. >> steve: hello. hi [ laughter ] >> jimmy: thank you, the phrase doing my own research, for being a fancy way of saying i'm checking my aunt's facebook wall [ laughter and applause ♪ [ laughter ] thank you, ihop's now reese's pieces pancakes. looks good, but should we really be adding candy to a perfectly healthy pile of cake, butter, and syrup? [ laughter and applause >> steve: come on. overkill come on. ♪ [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: thank you, seventh inning stretch, for correctly assuming i haven't gotten up once in the last three hours [ laughter and applause >> steve: o-m. [ light laughter ] ♪
>> jimmy: thank you, pumpkin-flavored beer coming out once a year, for being just long enough for everyone to forget that pumpkin- flavored beer tastes terrible [ laughter and applause it's like -- yeah. that's why we don't -- that's why there's nothing -- all year yeah, it's not that good >> steve: zucchini-flavored beer >> jimmy: yeah, you only have zucchini flavored beer, right? >> steve: really, well, yeah, that's all i drink i usually do zucchini, egg plant, or sometimes beef [ laughter ] ♪ thank you, hay rides, for making me ask cute questions why did we get on this and when do we get off? [ laughter and applause >> steve: hay ride ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, tums, for being sidewalk chalk that went to med school. [ laughter and applause you like that one? ♪ thank you, frappuccinos, for answering the question, "what if a milkshake could give you
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♪ >> jimmy: come on! to be -- >> that's the entrance >> jimmy: that's the entrance. >> you got to have an entrance in our business. >> jimmy: yes. and to be -- to enter as jerry seinfeld, what a treat >> it is a treat >> jimmy: yeah to be -- yeah. [ laughter ] >> yeah. it is. >> jimmy: right? >> it is it feels good. >> jimmy: it feels great >> yeah. when people applaud, i -- i go, "yeah. it is exciting to be me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i get it >> yeah, i -- i get it >> jimmy: you look -- you look great, by the way. >> oh, thank you >> jimmy: you look fan -- you -- you go to the gym all the time or i'm assuming you -- >> yeah, i go to the gym you -- you and i have had these conversations many times >> jimmy: i have done -- yes i've asked you >> and i don't like having the conversation with you. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i stopped bringing it up, really >> i know, 'cause jimmy would say, "you know, "i -- i -- i want to start going to the gym. >> jimmy: yeah >> you always say that to me >> jimmy: uh-huh
>> yeah. "how do you get in shape i want to start going to the gym. i go, "well, go. [ laughter ] you know and he goes, "i -- i don't really want to go. >> jimmy: yeah [ laughter ] >> "but you want to go?" he says, "yes. i want to go." >> jimmy: yeah so what i think you're saying, is you want to want to go. [ light laughter ] right? that's what you want you want to want to go >> jimmy: oh that's correct >> right so go. "i don't want to go. he says, "i don't want to. >> jimmy: yeah, i don't want to go >> yeah. >> jimmy: but i want to want to go >> you want to want to go. >> jimmy: i -- i should go >> yeah. >> jimmy: but i actually - >> have you ever gone? no >> jimmy: no >> not one time. no, i don't do that. [ laughter ] i have -- i have a thing, i have equipment >> you have a thing. everybody's got a thing. >> jimmy: yeah i got a thing. but, i actually -- i go, "is there -- maybe there is a trick. maybe there's a pill maybe there's a" - >> no. not going to the gym is the easiest thing in the world there is to do what do you have to do you let time go by, you go, "well, i can't go now. [ laughter ] i was going to go, but i can't i -- i can't go. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well oh, my god well, you -- i heard you recently had a birthday. >> no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i saw -- i thought i saw you turned 67. >> no, i am 67 >> jimmy: oh, well, happy birthday
>> and i know that's, i apologize for the shock value of the number. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah >> but, you know, it just took a long time -- show biz is hard, you know it always takes longer than people think - >> jimmy: yeah >> -- you know, to be a comedian, and to go on -- i had to go on "the tonight show" and letterman like 80 times. and then i had to roast my nuts doing a tv series for nine years. [ laughter ] and then i had to get married. i got married at 45. that -- it takes a long time to find a great person. >> jimmy: yeah you did. >> and then i had three kids i had to straighten their insane asses out [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah and then i had to make a movie with a bee [ cheers and applause you know, all those things take time and i apologize for what seems to be a certain uncomfortable, subtle, sexual aspect of "the bee movie," with - [ laughter ] really was not intentional [ laughter ] but after it came out, i realized, this is really not appropriate for children [ laughter ]
>> jimmy: yeah, no, yeah no no, no it's not. interesting. >> cause the bee seemed to have a thing for the girl >> jimmy: yeah >> you know, and we don't really want to pursue that as an idea in children's entertainment. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no of course not. >> yeah. yeah so anyway -- but those things take time. and that's why i'm 67. >> jimmy: yeah -- well - >> yeah. >> jimmy: whenever your birthday comes up -- >> yeah. well, it'll come around. >> jimmy: first. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you know what i'm saying >> yeah. >> jimmy: first, yeah. >> so, you know when people remember some old, out of it, thing? old people do this they remember some old, out of it, thing. and they go, "i don't want to date myself. i don't want to date my -- yeah >> jimmy: yeah >> don't date yourself we can't tell with your triple-x wide, light gray new balance and the -- [ laughter ] you know, the guy with the paddles going, "clear. [ talking over each other we thought you were 28 [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm so sorry i heard that you -- that you had a burglary >> i didn't. i did not. no
[ laughter ] >> jimmy: this is a bizarre piece of paper >> yeah, that's weird. i don't know where you got that stuff from >> jimmy: maybe that's for the next guess >> but i see that -- i see that the ring doorbell commercial, and i don't understand - don't the -- aren't the crooks watching these commercials, too? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: right. >> so they know the trick. i mean, why am i pretending i'm there? the crook knows, i'm not there [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah >> so, i'm just using the phone. so they're going to go, "okay, we'll ring the bell. they say they're there we say, 'okay. come on out. you come out, we'll leave. you're not, we rob you.' [ laughter ] you know >> jimmy: that's exactly correct. >> "you enjoy your vacation. we like robbing. let's stay out of each other's way. >> jimmy: yeah i want to -- i want to talk to you about "seinfeld" on netflix. >> yeah, this is a big exciting thing. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: congratulations. i -- i want to talk a lot about it, so let's talk about it after the break. okay >> okay. >> jimmy: here we go more with jerry seinfeld, when we come back, everybody. gonna talk about "seinfeld" on netflix. [ cheers and applause
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: so funny welcome back to "the tonight show." we're hanging out with jerry seinfeld [ cheers and applause this is very exciting. as of today, 180 episodes of "seinfeld" available on netflix. >> yeah. so that's 200 million subscribers that they have the show has never been out to that many people before. it's really -- so, like, different countries, different places that have never seen them it's kind of cool. >> jimmy: yeah, that's bizarre >> yeah. i think it's fantastic >> yeah. i'm very excited about it. it's weird to me that the show -- it's like you did that "sopranos" show. like, it's true that these show goes away, and then we breed a a new audience, and then it's a new show >> jimmy: yeah
and this -- but now it's international, 'cause netflix knows how to do it >> yeah. >> jimmy: did they dub it, and they -- they have it all >> yeah, so uruguay or wherever you are. >> jimmy: how exciting >> there it is very exciting. >> jimmy: you know, i also -- i -- when the show was on -- reran locally. i didn't watch, because i was such a super fan, that i was like, "nancy, my wife watches you all the time." >> right >> jimmy: and i go, "i've got to take a break. because -- >> why [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, because i -- i started talking -- i starting like you and i -- you know? >> yeah. >> jimmy: and i do that. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and i talk like you. and i do that. [ light laughter ] and i go, "i can't be -- i have to be me for once. you know >> yeah. >> jimmy: and so i -- i was me for the last couple years. [ light laughter ] and now i feel with netflix, i'm going to be you again. >> now you can go back to being me >> jimmy: yeah >> yeah. >> jimmy: but 180 episodes is a lot of tv. >> yeah it's a lot we made nine years worth of shows. in those days, you'd you make 22, 24 a year. >> jimmy: wow! and great shows. >> thank you thank you. yeah >> jimmy: i don't even know if there was a bad one. it was like everything was - >> well, everything varies in life >> jimmy: yeah >> yeah. [ laughter ]
>> jimmy: but i -- i heard that you did a seinfeld promo on netflix, where you are a lego. >> well, what happened is the lego company came out with a a model of the set -- of the apartment set from the series. >> jimmy: yeah and netflix saying, "hey, we need to do a promo for your show coming on the platform. and i thought, "what if i could get in that toy? i want to get in there somehow. >> jimmy: yeah of course. >> can you get me in there?" and they said, "yes. we're netflix. we can get you in there. [ laughter ] so they did it they got me in there and here it is >> jimmy: let's check it out >> it's lego seinfeld! [ applause ] [ laughter ] he's blocky. he's stoppy. he's one half real organic matter he has sea hands and he's every bit as funny as his human counterpart. >> i am the human counterpart. they shrunk me down. >> quiet ♪ >> i guess i'll have cereal. >> his milk never spoils
his bands clean in one wipe. >> i don't know what this is what are we selling here >> oh, sorry, jerry. you have no say. we bought the series, and we can do whatever we want with it, and you. >> but i don't want to be a lego [ blocks crashing ♪ i don't even know who i'm working for, at this point hello? hello? this phone is not real >> lego putty, sold separately >> yeah, that's right. >> lego whatley, not available >> what happened to whatley? >> he did, like, five episodes >> six >> i don't know how this happened, but i am not a toy >> all 180 episodes, only on netflix. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: come on, that is how you do it, right there that is un -- that looked -- that looked great. >> it was fun. that was really fun. >> jimmy: you were a lego. >> yes i became a lego. >> jimmy: i love that. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i thought that was
so -- that was perfect it was great >> thank you, thank you. >> jimmy: i heard that you, just -- you went on a summer vacation >> no. [ laughter ] no, i did not. >> i don't really like going on vacations. i don't like that somebody else thinks i'm going to like something. just -- just the -- you go to these places "here's some things you'll love." >> jimmy: yeah >> you know, the stand-up paddle board >> jimmy: yeah >> you know, it's like a a goldfish comes up and goes, "is that your top speed? [ laughter ] i go, "yeah, i'm wide open this is it >> jimmy: you know, i can't get that -- that lego thing out of my head. >> yeah. it's kind of a you bit, isn't it >> jimmy: i would love -- i feel that -- i would love to be a lego >> yeah, i know, you probably would. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i mean, it really seems like my kind of thing. >> it is, kind of, your kind of thing, but i already did it. >> jimmy: yeah yeah [ light laughter ] i want to be a lego. please >> you want to be a lego >> jimmy: please >> you want to be a lego >> jimmy: please >> okay. if you want, i can take you into the lego world, if you want to. >> jimmy: we can do this [ cheers and applause >> yes
>> jimmy: all right, what do we have to do >> come over here. >> jimmy: okay all right. what do we have to do? >> all right i want you to say -- you have to say, "i don't want to be a lego." but you have to say it like i said it on the series. remember, "i don't want to be a pirate." >> jimmy: yeah, of course. >> which is -- now, that delivery is kind of, like, a a kid who's been told, "this is your halloween costume." >> jimmy: that's correct and he doesn't like it >> jimmy: okay i don't want to be a lego. >> you know, you've got to get up there you know, comedy, you've got to hit those notes. >> jimmy: i don't want to be a a lego >> i don't want to be a lego higher >> jimmy: i don't want to be a a lego [ laughter ] >> no, no, no. is that too high >> no, that's too high it's got to down and then up >> jimmy: okay >> want me to do it for you? >> jimmy: yeah >> i don't want to be a lego >> jimmy: i don't want to be a a lego >> that's it okay, you've got it. all right, hold my hand. >> jimmy: uh-huh i don't want to be a lego. i don't want to be a lego. i don't want to be a lego. i don't want to be a lego.
>> jimmy: wow! [ cheers and applause >> oh, my god! >> jimmy: this is amazing being a lego >> this is great >> jimmy: what do we do now? >> well, let's continue the show >> jimmy: okay have a seat. please >> oh, sure. don't you need your desk >> jimmy: i do need my desk. >> okay, well, let me help you up on the desk [ laughter ] you have to -- you've got to roll over. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: anyway, you were saying >> yeah.
i was just talking about, you know, i don't really enjoy going on vacations that much >> jimmy: did you get a chance to get away this summer? >> i did we went on a little trip and i don't know [ laughter ] i just, you know, the things they have there, you know, like the zip lines. it's like, you know, let's risk decapitation to find out what it feels like to be dry cleaned. [ laughter ] you know what's the point? >> jimmy: what is the point. yeah and i'm sure if we did get seriously hurt on this thing, we'll do very well navigating the court system in this fifth world island nation that's being run by a komodo dragons. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that is so funny >> oh, thank you thank you. [ cheers and applause jerry, could you have ever imagined that when "seinfeld" first premiered, we would have netflix? you would be able to watch your
show, like, on your phone? >> no. i could never have imagined such a thing to me, the phone -- i kind of feel bad sometimes for google and siri they always have to be so nice you know "on it!" "i'm sorry, i didn't get that. just once in a while they should go, "really you don't know?" [ laughter ] "no, no. you rest i'll get it. i'll figure it out." just once i want to hear siri go, "why don't you learn how to enunciate, and maybe we don't have to do this -- [ laughter and applause it's not always my fault, you know." >> jimmyough water enough water for me. [ laughter ] this has been fun, but i have other guests to intervie>>immy:d
get back how do we get back >> you want to get back. >> jimmy: yeah, how do we do it >> um, i know how. let's stand up >> jimmy: what was that? >> that was a part of your cup >> jimmy: okay thank you. the worst thing is when you step on a lego bare foot do you know what i'm saying? [ laughter and applause >> oh my god i had no idea you would use the piece. [ laughter and applause >> jimmy: all right. how do we get back >> hold my hand. just say, "there's no place like 6b. there is no place like 6b. there is no place like 6b. ♪
[ cheers and applause and that's why your spouse is like a rescue pet. [ laughter and applause jimmy, jimmy, are you listening to me? >> jimmy: oh, yeah, sorry. just -- never mind thanks to jerry seinfeld, everybody. all episodes of "seinfeld" are available on netflix now [ cheers and applause stick around we'll be back with more "tonight show. [ cheers and applause ♪ that's the thing about claims, you see. they don't happen on your schedule. i mean, take a chestnut, it doesn't just say “oh, beg pardon, sir, but is now a good time for a jolly bit of window cracking?” i mean, if they did, you wouldn't need a geico claims team that's available 24/7. but, near as i can tell, chestnuts don't talk. or maybe they're just really quiet. geico. your claims team is here for you, 24/7. well, got things to do mr. chestnut, so...
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starring in the eagerly anticipated new james bond film, "no time to die," which opens in theaters and imax october 8th. please welcome lea seydoux [ cheers and applause ♪ oh, i am so happy. >> i am so happy >> jimmy: i am a giant -- i'm a big fan and i love you, so i'm so happy you're here in person oh, my gosh. thank you for being -- >> i know. i'm so happy, jimmy, to be here >> jimmy: thank you so much. "no time to die" is finally out. >> yes >> jimmy: i think daniel craig was on our show twice promoting it, and it kept getting -- >> i'm a bit jealous >> jimmy: -- pushed. no, oh, my gosh. please come back but i mean -- now it's finally out, and i got to see it, and you were fantastic in this film >> well, thank you >> jimmy: it is a -- it's
a beautiful -- i mean, obviously, it's a james bond film, so there's action. it's a thriller. it's spy you don't know anything. it's just gorgeously shot. and then it's just -- it's just everything it's the whole package i don't think they make movies like this anymore. i mean there's -- nothing against movies with cgi and all that but, you could tell these are real stunts and real people doing these stunts, and it's like, if you do two takes of this, like, "oh, this is going to cost us." oh, my god [ laughter ] it's like, "let's just please do one take of this. do you get nervous if you have a big explosion or something like if you mess up a line or something? >> oh, yeah. i'm very nervous >> jimmy: you are? >> yeah, always. >> jimmy: really >> yeah. you can tell, no look, i'm so red >> jimmy: no you don't -- i hear you. you're gorgeous. >> thank you >> jimmy: here's you on the red carpet this is at the london premiere of "no time to die." [ cheers and applause yeah, that's hype. come on. now at the premiere, the royal family were there. >> yeah, yeah. we were in the box with them >> jimmy: and what did it feel like
>> it was really nice, because, you know, finally the film came out and we had to postpone several times. so, to feel the excitement in the -- in the theater was great. >> jimmy: i -- yeah. >> it was just -- yeah >> jimmy: and had you seen any cuts of the film and stuff like - or the final film before that or - >> so i saw bits of it, but it was the first time that i really saw the film, you know. >> jimmy: in the theater >> yeah, yeah, it was great. >> jimmy: just even at the beginning when the - i almost started crying right there. i was like, "oh! i was so excited >> you've seen the film. you can't talk about it, right >> jimmy: i can't actually say anything >> yeah. and i would never do that. i would never -- >> yeah. that's good. >> jimmy: no spoiler [ laughter ] >> yeah, no spoiler. please don't say anything. >> jimmy: yeah, don't say anything but i mean -- can you maybe tell us a little something about the -- >> i mean, you've seen the film, right? >> jimmy: yeah >> so yeah, i can tell you a a few things like, for example, you know when -- [ speaking french
[ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah i do remember that, yeah [ cheers and applause yeah, of course. i do remember that part, yeah. yeah, yeah, yeah, that was beautiful. yeah, you didn't give too much away >> a lot of action [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's exactly how you sum it up right there. you're phenomenal. and i just thought it was so interesting, too, to be james bond - obviously all of these movies, but to be his love interest in two movies >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's rare. you don't see that >> yeah. >> jimmy: what did it feel like coming back? >> i mean, she's -- this time, she's a more complex woman, you know but she's a real woman like a simple woman.
she has -- she had a difficult upbringing her mother is an alcoholic her father is an assassin. she falls in love with a a killer but she's a normal woman, you know [ laughter ] >> jimmy: everyone can relate, yeah a lot of people can relate >> you can relate to her easily >> jimmy: but it is tricky, your role. and it's -- and when you see this, you go like -- because i saw "spectre," too i go, "ooh, that was good and it was tricky. but this one - >> yeah, but "spectre," we didn't really know her she was more mysterious. this time we really get to know her. >> jimmy: you dive in and -- oh, my gosh, you're just phenomenal i'm so happy that you're here. i want to show everyone a clip here's lea seydoux and daniel craig in "no time to die. take a look at this. ♪ >> open the door open the door!
don't. >> what is it? >> james, you don't know what this is. to bring me to this. please >> all right, open the doors >> open the door >> open it >> where are you going >> home. >> jimmy: ooh! lea seydoux, everybody "no time to die" opens in theaters and imax october 8th! we'll be right back with a a performance from twice congratulations. thank you. come back. please, please, please ♪
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>> jimmy: our next guest has a a big tour announcement coming soon performing their new song, "the feels," give it up for twice [ cheers and applause ♪ boy i boy i boy i kno i know you got the feels boy i boy i boy i know uh i'm so curious ♪ ♪ 'bout ya bo wanna keep it cool but i know every time you move ♪ ♪ got me frozen i get so shy it's obvious yeah yeah ♪ ♪ catching feel like butterflies if i say what's on my mind would i hit bullseye ♪ ♪ shoot i'm ready aim and fire baby i woa
feel like cud'♪ ♪ ali-i-ive tonight yeah tonight if your heart beat the same way ♪ ♪ let me know yeah let me know 'cause i'm boom boom boo from head to toe ♪ ♪ and i from head to toe i know lov it is such a funny thing ♪ ♪ a mystery allur gotta get to know you more 'cause i i can feel ♪ ♪ a real connection a supernatural attraction ah i got the feels for yo yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪ ♪ you have stolen my hear oh yea never let it go oh o no never let it go oh ♪ ♪ oh oh oh oh o lightning straight to my hear oh yeah ♪ ♪ oh yeah i got all the feels for sure yeah i got all the feels for ya ♪ ♪ boy i boy i boy i kno i know i get the feels boy i boy i boy i know i know you feel it too ♪ ♪ sway in the moonlight dance in the dark i know that caught your eye ♪ ♪ are we on the same vibe same vib i wonder what's on your mind got me good ♪
♪ and i wanna be ya boo if it's dumb well i wanna be a fool underneath the neon lights ♪ ♪ bab electricity tonight baby i know lov it is such a funny thing ♪ ♪ a mystery allur 'cause i ♪ ♪ i can fee a real connectio a supernatural attraction ah i got the feels for you ♪ ♪ yeah yeah yeah yeah a you have stolen my heart oh yeah oh yea never let it go oh oh ♪ ♪ no no never let it go oh oh oh oh oh oh lightning straight ♪ ♪ to my heart oh yeah oh yea i got all th feels for sure ♪ ♪ yeah i got al the feels for ya oh yea boy i boy i boy i know ♪ ♪ i know i get the feel boy i boy i boy i know i know you feel it too boy i boy i boy i know ♪ ♪ i know i get the feel boy i boy i boy i know i know you feel it too feel it too ♪ ♪ you got my attention oh so what's your intention o
yeah tell me bab what's the deal ♪ ♪ oh one look and i know i baby my eyes revea that you ♪ ♪ you you give me the feel oh yea you have stolen my heart ♪ ♪ oh yeah oh yeah never let it go oh o no n no never let it ♪ ♪ go oh oh oh oh oh lightning straight to my heart oh yea i got all the ♪ ♪ feels for sur yeah i got all the feels for ya boy i boy i boy i know ♪ ♪ the feels i know i get the feels the feel boy i boy i boy i know ♪ ♪ yeah yeah yea i know you feel it too yeah yeah yeah boy i boy i boy i know ♪ ♪ the feels the feels come o i know i get the feels the feels ♪ ♪ boy i boy i boy i kno i know you feel it too ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: join us next week. queen latifah, anthony anderson and madonna will all be here
>> announcer: tonight on the "late night with seth meyers," amy adams, executive producer of "our kind of people," lee daniels, music from girl in red featuring the 8g band with ande. and now, seth memeyers >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers and this is "late night. we hope you're doing well. let's get to the news. the 73rd annual primetime emmy awards were hosted last night by cedric the entertainer, with an assist from rita the rapper. around 400 people attended the