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son. the officers snared the cat and put him in a crate. they will have to find him a new home. >> that is hefty for a cat. >> not to hide behind a door but yes, that is big for a cat. >> feisty fella. >> we have glorious days ahead. >> we have great weather here. clear skies in san francisco right now. as we look at the microclimate forecast tomorrow. 73 and sunny in san jose, and in san francisco, low 70s and also plenty of sunshine. i wasn't eluding to the fact that you would be fighting over the forecast. >> we are laughing over the cat. >> good night. we'll see you tomorrow. >> bye. >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- kristen bell
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steve harvey musical guest bobby mcferrin and featuring the legendary roots crew. and now, here's your host jimmy fallon! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: ow, that's what i'm talking about. welcome everybody, to the "tonight show." [ cheers and applause ] oh, wow. it's exciting. thank you for being here, everybody. going to have a fun show! thank you very, very much. let's get right to it.
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here's what everyone's talking about. the big movie this weekend was "300: rise of an empire," came in number one, $45 million at the box office. about a ruthless leader trying to expand his territories through any means possible, or as vladimir putin calls it, "the feel good movie of year." i laughed, i cried. [ laughter and applause ] that's right, putin is really freaking everybody out right now. in fact there's kind of a a standoff with russia over the situation in ukraine. and on saturday, president obama called the leaders of britain, france and italy to talk about the crisis. which, also marked the first time ever that world leaders actually knew obama was listening to them on the phone. [ laughter ] it was very nice. it's easier this way. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: it's easier if they know. actually, ukraine's interim prime minister arseniy yatsenyuk will travel to the u.s. this week to talk about what's going on in his country. and also to, you know, buy a a house and move here with his family. [ laughter and applause ] i'm not going back there.
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i want to go here. it's cool here, man. watch new season of "dancing with the stars." [ laughter ] let's see what else is happening in washington. during her speech at the conservative political action conference, sarah palin reworked dr. suess' "green eggs and ham" to make it a parody of obamacare. this is real. [ laughter ] this really happened. take a look. >> i do not like this, uncle sam. i do not like his health care scam. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: now, of course, this upset president obama, but the one person it really upset, sam i am. he was so annoyed that she quoted dr. suess that he issued a rebuttal of his own. yep he said, i do not like the speech you spoke. the speech you spoke was quite a joke. i found your words were lacking taste, you first hit copy then hit paste. [ laughter ]
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i would not like this on a a beach so next time write your own damn speech. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: harsh. >> jimmy: but he was angry. >> steve: sharp words from sam i am. >> jimmy: extra sharp cheddar on those words. yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: oh, did you see this? our pal toronto mayor rob ford -- [ cheers and applause ] he's a mayor. >> steve: he cracks me up. >> jimmy: yeah, he really cracks you up. thanks. [ laughter ] rob ford went on twitter to remind his followers about daylight savings time but accidentally told people to turn their clocks back instead of forward. look at this tweet. that's his real tweet. turn your clocks back and change the batteries in the smoke -- [ laughter ] yeah, he's the mayor. he's the mayor. >> steve: smoke alarm. >> jimmy: ford actually got it totally backwards. turns out he's been tweeting a a lot of incorrect information. this is -- >> steve: really? >> jimmy: yep, look at this tweet here. finale of "bachelor" is tomorrow night, can't wait to see which jaun pablo the girls decide to pick.
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that's not how it works. >> steve: there's only one juan. >> jimmy: there's only one juan. >> steve: yeah. [ laughter ] not two. >> jimmy: there's only one pablo? >> steve: yeah, there's only one pablo. >> jimmy: that's right. [ laughter ] but then he kept tweeting. >> steve: again? more tweets? >> jimmy: look at what he wrote. prime minister obama shouldn't back down on this urkel situation. urkel? [ laughter ] >> steve: urkel and prime minister. >> jimmy: he another one. >> steve: what? >> jimmy: always remember in case of a fire, stop, drop and sit there and wait for help. [ laughter ] that's not right. that's bad advice. and here's his last tweet here. give a hoot, leave your plastic bottles on the ground for forest animals to enjoy. [ laughter and applause ] that doesn't make any sense. don't do that. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: it's polluting. i saw that lawmakers in connecticut are considering a a new bill that would prevent theaters from showing loud movies. yeah. they're saying it's damaging people's hearing.
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the studios responded by re-releasing quieter versions of their movies. we just talked about the movie "300" earlier -- look at this quieter version of that movie. see what you think. [ whispering ] >> men, brace yourself. [ laughter ] seize your glory. [ laughter ] >> for glory sing. [ laughter ] >> war. [ laughter ] >> what? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: couldn't quite hold up. here's another new law that they're looking at over in california. they're considering a new bill that would ban sea world's killer whale shows for humane reasons. they say that killer whales are far too intelligent to perform for people's entertainment. then, i was like, what does that say about me? [ laughter and applause ] i'm upset. this is inhumane what's happening right now with me. >> steve: i don't think we have
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to worry about that. >> jimmy: we don't have to worry about that. >> steve: were not that intelligent. >> jimmy: we're not that intelligent? [ whale sounds ] >> steve: thar she blows. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: ten minutes of whale jokes. [ whale sounds ] [ laughter ] got a big laugh. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: should've done that the whole monologue. >> steve: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: of course, last night was a big finale of "true detective" on hbo. so many people were trying to watch it, they actually crashed hbo's streaming website hbo go. that site just stopped working. then out of habit, president obama issued an apology. no, no, no, no -- that's your website. [ laughter ] [ obama impression ] it'll all be fixed in a couple of weeks. [ laughter ]
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i was watching "amazing race" last night. i like that show. and speaking of smart, the contestants on this season are all all-stars. they're supposed to be the best and the brightest. i'm not sure i saw that in this pair in last night's episode. look at this. >> detour. >> we're going to run through the jungle. >> okay. this is fun. we're like huck finn and oliver twist. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it was the best of times, it was the dumbest of times. [ laughter ] they're like a regular batman and robert. [ cheers and applause ] we're like harry potter and ebenezer scrooge. [ laughter ] okay. finally this weekend marked the 55th anniversary of the barbie doll. hard to believe -- [ applause ] hard to believe that barbie is 55 years old. but you've got to figure four years of medical school, three years of law school, ten years of astronaut training, it all adds up. she barely had time to become a
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a veterinarian. [ laughter and applause ] we have a great show tonight! give it up for the roots, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hey, it's monday! we're happy to be back, everybody. we have some fantastic shows coming up this week. tyler perry, shailene woodley are going to be there. shailene and i will play a game of double turtle neck ping-pong. sweeping the nation right now. we have juliana margulies coming on, we love her. james franco will be rounding out the week. and we have music from one s, beck, and jake bugg. [ cheers and applause ] gonna be cool. we have a fun, fun, fun show tonight. everybody on the show i just love and root for. and they're having a great year. everybody on the show is like crushing it this year. i'm so happy. first up, she's everywhere
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these days, with "frozen" and "veronica mars" coming out. [ cheers and applause ] she's just crushing it. kristen bell is stopping by! [ cheers and applause ] she's fantastic! so happy. kristen and i are gonna play pictionary later in the show and demi lovato will stop by to play with us, as well. [ cheers and applause ] plus, he's the hilarious host of his own daytime talk show. not to mention "family feud" and his radio show -- have you seen his daytime show? >> steve: yes. >> jimmy: it is my favorite thing. i love it so much. >> steve: entertaining, every second. >> jimmy: permanently on my tivo, i love him because he's funny, but then he gets serious. and it's like -- they were searching for the new oprah for how years now. [ laughter ] and everyone's getting a a morning show, everyone's getting a daytime show, they found the new oprah, and it is steve harvey. this is the guy -- [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: oprah with a a mustache. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: steve harvey is here! >> steve: come on! >> jimmy: and we got music from
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bobby mcferrin! [ cheers and applause ] guys, we did this fun thing the other day. we set up a camera on the -- just a point and click camera on the roof of our building, the world famous top of the rock. if you haven't been there, check it out. it's a beautiful view of the city. and we asked people if they wanted to get their photo taken, we told them it was the nbc top of the rock website. we were lying. [ laughter ] what they didn't know was while they were getting their picture taken, we did give them pictures. but me and jon hamm were going to sneak out behind them and photobomb all their photos. [ laughter and applause ] it was super fun. jon hamm's a great guy, "mad men" -- i love that guy. anyway, check this out. it's pretty cool. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> hey. >> great. all right. big smiles, and three, two, one --
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[ laughter and applause ] >> okay. and one last one. three, two, one -- [ laughter and applause ] and actually one more. three, two, one -- [ cheers and applause ] >> we'll criss cross and then we'll jump. >> all right. ready and, three, two, one -- [ laughter ] three, two, one -- [ laughter ] >> that went way better than i expected. [ laughter ] ♪ [ laughter ] >> this is called double hoagie. >> double hoagie. >> also called -- ladie and the tramp. >> ready? all right, three, two, one -- [ laughter ] >> two, one --
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[ laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are ya? hey, how you doing, how are ya? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: double hoagie, man. >> steve: he makes me laugh, that jon hamm. >> jimmy: everyone's going to be out there doing the hoagie photobomb. my thanks to jon hamm for doing that. we love him. [ applause ] we'll be back with kristen bell. come on back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ the chill of peppermint.
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[man] no one told her,right? [son]hi! [mom screams] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you know our first guest this evening from her work in the showtime hit "house
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of lies" as well as big movies like "forgetting sarah marshall" and "frozen." [ cheers ] oh yeah. she also stars in the highly anticipated movie version of the tv series "veronica mars" which is in theaters and also available for download starting this friday. please welcome to our show a a talented actress. here's kristen bell, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: kristen bell! welcome to our show. >> thanks for having me. >> jimmy: oh, please. i can't wait to talk to you about all this stuff. this great stuff that's happened to you. >> been good stuff. >> jimmy: since i've seen you, you had a baby. a girl. >> i did. >> jimmy: you married dax. our buddy dax shepard. >> a boy. >> jimmy: you married a boy. [ laughter ] and you made a giant cartoon. >> i did.
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>> jimmy: yeah. >> i've been really partying since i saw you last time. >> jimmy: you been really just having a good old time. >> yeah. yeah. been letting it rip. >> jimmy: i mean, "frozen" is just off the charts. [ cheers ] it's the biggest movie -- ever created in the history of movies. >> i know, man. >> jimmy: did you know when you were doing it that it was going to be giant? >> kind of. is that bad to say? >> jimmy: no, no. >> i mean, i certainly didn't know how much money it would make, but i knew it was really special. >> jimmy: you did? >> yeah, i did. >> jimmy: as you were doing it, you go, "this is --" >> yeah. >> jimmy: "something special about this." >> well, it was all the elements kept lining up. it just was getting more and more perfect. and the least of which was that i desperately wanted to be involved in a disney movie because i loved them growing up. >> jimmy: yeah. >> but i was hell bent on playing someone i related to. and i was a really weird kid. and i'm a fairly weird adult. but i wanted someone who was awkward and goofy and clumsy and, like, you know -- didn't have the posture and didn't wake up with her make-up done. and they let me do that. >> jimmy: yeah. [ light laughter ] i mean, it's the cutest character. >> i got away with it. >> jimmy: and i think that's
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why people are reacting. they love your character so much. >> i hope that weird little girls feel like they can have someone to relate to. that was the goal. >> jimmy: yeah, that was it. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it was done so well. the whole movie. i do love it at the beginning, i think it was the first song, where she was so excited. she just wanted to go out and play in the snow. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and she's singing and you know. and she's trying to get her sister out of the room and starts singing through the key hole. >> yeah. >> jimmy: oh, i love it. oh, my gosh. i mean, how fun! and now -- i don't know why you would have that in your house but do you have the dvd of you? do you play it for your baby? >> i don't. well, she doesn't watch tv yet, you know? >> jimmy: right. >> because their little and their brains get jumbled so -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> she's not -- >> jimmy: i've got to make a a note of that. [ laughter ] >> yeah. you can really mess up their brains, i think. >> jimmy: i wish they would have told me that months ago. [ laughter ] she's already, like, on second season of "house of cards," my baby. unbelievable. not good. yeah, okay. >> i sing to her a lot, though. >> jimmy: you do? >> yeah. >> jimmy: well you sing in -- you have a beautiful voice.
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>> thank you. >> jimmy: were you intimidated to sing with idina menzel? >> yeah! are you kidding? of course. she's like one of the best singers on the planet. >> jimmy: i know. she came here and we did a a thing with the roots. >> i know. i saw it. it was really cool. >> jimmy: and normally we'd play it, i'd sing or do something, sing with the person. >> yeah, you get up there. >> jimmy: not with this person. [ laughter ] i kind of stayed back. i was like -- the camera was shaking, she's so powerful. >> i know. i felt that way a little bit as well. and they were like, "kristen, you have to do your part." and i was like, "okay." but i was actually at a a rehearsal initially at her house, like, by her piano and she -- after my verse, she said, "oh, you sound really great." and i was like -- scrape me off the wall. i thought i was going to explode. >> jimmy: i mean, that's so nice of her to say. but then, you guys do sound great. it's fantastic. >> well, she's so -- she's so awesome because her voice is, like, this crazy powerhouse but she's so nice and demure in real life, she makes you kind of feel safe. >> jimmy: aww. [ audience aws ] >> it's the truth. >> jimmy: well, i've got to say, i'm so happy for you on that. but then, also, this whole "veronica mars" thing. how did this start? >> tell me about it.
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this veronica mars thing. >> jimmy: now, this is a show. it was on -- >> upn and then the cw for two years. >> jimmy: thank you. >> sure. you guys remember those? [ cheers ] remember upn? >> jimmy: yeah. now they're combined. they're called "coupon." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: cw/upn. cwoupon. >> cwoupon >> jimmy: coupon. yeah. and so -- it was on upn and then, it ran for three seasons, then just canceled. >> yeah. yeah. wah-wah. [ light laughter ] i know. we were bummed too. and we've been scheming to make a movie ever since and thankfully we did it. you're back. you're back home. >> yeah. >> jimmy: back in neptune. >> yeah. >> jimmy: what's going on with this one? logan's in trouble? >> logan's in trouble, as usual. yeah, i mean, rob wanted to start the movie out on a really strong kind of "godfather iii" type note where veronica had shed her skin. she doesn't want the drama. she wants to be safe and secure and normal. and within the first few minutes of the film, logan gets in trouble again and she's pulled back to neptune and has to solve the case. >> jimmy: and there's so many things that get answered. so many questions and so many little spoilers and fun things. you just debuted it at "south by southwest"?
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>> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: and the crowd went bonkers every twenty seconds. >> it was -- yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: it was so many surprises. >> it was electric and so much fun to be part of that energy. 'cause as an artist, all you want is for people to enjoy the work that you do. and so, to have that kind of response, it just makes your heart swell. >> jimmy: immediate gratification. when i love the audience and they love me back. >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we do a lot of whale jokes, whale sounds. >> okay. >> jimmy: can you just tell everyone, all the fans watching, does veronica and logan get back together? >> maybe. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right. here we go. let's look at a clip. that was morse code, her eyebrows, by the way. the clip is the "veronica mars" movie. it's in theaters this friday. >> haven't you spent nine years figuring out exactly who you are? hasn't your life been better since giving this up? getting out of neptune? it was an iniquitous hellhole when you left, and from the
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look of things, it's only gotten more corrupt. everything you worked for is right in front of you. solid relationships, quality job prospects, low-profile existence. or does all that just bore the [ bleep ] out of you, veronica? >> jimmy: whoa. [ cheers and applause ] everybody in our audience will go see "veronica mars" this weekend. but to get you guys through the week, kristen bell brought a a copy of the "frozen" dvd for everybody here tonight! [ cheers and applause ] so there you go! ♪ that's the kind of guests that we love! that's what i'm talking about! kristen bell, you want to stick around and play a game with us? >> i would love to. >> jimmy: yeah. that's what i'm talking about. kristen bell and i are playing pictionary after the break! come on back! come right back! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, everybody, welcome back! kristen bell and i are about to play a game of pictionary, but first, we're going to need partners. so, joining team bell, this guy knows his way around a tv game show. say hello to the great steve harvey! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> nice to see you. >> kristen: nice to see you, too. >> jimmy: always good to see you. always good to see you. come on, now. are you good at this type of stuff, steve harvey? >> no. >> jimmy: perfect. [ laughter ] all right. i'm so happy. >> look, i don't know why you brought me out here. >> jimmy: i'm so happy. [ laughter ] >> i'm really good over there, though. >> jimmy: no, but this is good. i can't wait to watch you draw.
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joining my team, my b.f.f. and also in the middle of a big national headlining tour, here's demi lovato! [ cheers and applause ] >> hello. >> jimmy: thank you. good to see you. >> good to see you. >> jimmy: thank you. >> i got you a congratulatory gift. because we've been friends for so long now. >> jimmy: oh my gosh. >> so many years. >> jimmy: yeah, so many years. that's very touching. >> here you go. >> jimmy: yeah. when we were little kids. >> when we were little kids. >> jimmy: can i open it now? >> absolutely. >> jimmy: this is unbelievable. thank you. [ laughter ] >> it's a little gift. no big deal or anything. but -- bam! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i love it so much! my b.f.f.f.f.f.f! oh, my gosh, it's the greatest thing ever. i'm going to put it over on our couch right here. oh, okay pal, get ready. everyone knows how to play
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pictionary. 30 seconds on the clock, we each take a turn and then we'll have a showdown at the end. and whoever wins, wins a a t-shirt. >> woah, woah, woah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, not that, that's a sweatshirt. that's a sweatshirt. no, a t-shirt. yeah, absolutely, yeah, yeah. now, may the best team win. kristen bell, why don't you go first? >> we're just drawing, that's the rules, right? we just draw something. >> jimmy: just draw something. yep, just a picture. >> draw something and i'll try to guess what it is. >> jimmy: and you try to guess what it is. and when you're done drawing, rip it off. here we go. [ audience yelling ] she already picked six, stop yelling! it could be anything. >> let's go. >> any time? >> jimmy: yeah. >> right now. okay. >> a camel. [ laughter ] a cow. an elephant, rhinoceros, elephant, elephant. >> ♪ would you like to build a snowman ♪ [ laughter ] >> elephantitis, elephant house. elephant man. >> jimmy: elephant house.
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>> elephant too big to get in the door and the window. elephant -- [ laughter ] [ buzzer ] >> jimmy: can i guess? >> yeah. >> jimmy: elephant in the room. >> kristen: you looked at it! >> jimmy: oh, i did. that's right, i forgot! [ laughter and applause ] i forgot i looked at it! i forgot! [ applause ] i forgot i looked at it. i forgot. i don't know how i'm getting this so fast. that's right, i looked at it. that was good. >> kristen: i need to speak to the judges. i want to speak to the judges. you looked at it. wait, we should say if it's a a phrase, though, right? because, it would have helped if it were a phrase. >> jimmy: no. no we're not doing it. >> you're supposed to say something. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right. which one? four, it is. okay. we can do it, we can do it. all right. ready? >> are you? >> jimmy: no. >> tree. [ laughter ] two trees.
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a hammock. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: ice dancing. come on. your turn, yeah. >> oh, yeah. oh. [ laughter ] >> kristen: you got it, steve, you got it. don't worry about it. don't worry about it. you can do it. >> jimmy: you can do this. send it to me in my mind. send it right here. >> okay. you ready? >> kristen: i'm ready. water. lip big beautiful, beautiful kissy face teeth. [ laughter ] a big old smile, some dental work. some really nice braces or a a scary mouth.
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or some saliva over the person's mouth. [ laughter ] some hair caught in your teeth your teeth. [ laughter ] biting on this piece of -- broccoli. something caught in your teeth! something is in your teeth! [ laughter and applause ] >> stop moving your face! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: steve, you can talk now. you can talk now, steve! he's just -- it's all right. you did good! you did well. you did well. >> i failed you, partner. >> kristen: that's all right. that's all right. [ audience shouting ] >> i wanted to do that, but i couldn't. >> it says i -- it says it's a -- okay, okay. >> jimmy: stop it! >> no! >> jimmy: all right. >> okay. >> jimmy: yeah.
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>> come on. >> jimmy: i can't see anything, demi. oh, no. elephantitis. [ laughter and applause ] pregnant, baby, butt, kim kardashian? [ laughter ] "keeping up with the kardashians." cell phone, butt -- butt dial! [ cheers and applause ] >> no, i don't know. >> jimmy: yeah, here we go. yeah. >> again? >> jimmy: yeah. me and you. me and you. and whoever wins this wins everything. >> kristen: but, you guys are two ahead. >> jimmy: yeah, but -- [ laughter ] >> kristen: that doesn't make any sense. >> double or nothing. >> jimmy: stop doing the math! >> kristen: are you admitting that you cheated? [ audience ohs ]
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>> jimmy: oh, my goodness. you're unbelievable. >> we go at the same time? >> jimmy: yeah but i'm going to clear this off for you, because i'm a good sport. >> okay, we're going at the same time? >> jimmy: at the same time. ready? [ audience shouting ] >> okay. now i pick for you. >> jimmy: no, no, we both do the same one. >> oh. >> jimmy: ready? >> yeah. >> jimmy: go. >> lollipop. >> candy. >> here comes the lollipop man. >> candy cane. >> got your hand on the lollipop. [ laughter ] >> candy mittens. >> candy man. lollipop, peppermint stick, big muffin. popeye got a lot of pop! [ laughter ] >> i can't tell you. >> put the lollipop in -- hand job! >> hand job! [ laughter ]
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>> jimmy: judges, can we give them that? no. it was not that, sorry. it was sucker punch. [ laughter ] >> well that's the same thing. >> jimmy: no, it's not the same thing! not the same thing. oh we won. we're the champs. >> yay! >> jimmy: thank you for playing. steve, thank you for playing. kristen bell, steve harvey, demi lovato. there's a lot more show after the break. stick around, everybody! be right back! ♪ than chocolate,
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is a a comedian and best-selling author whose new expanded edition of "act like a lady, think like a man" is on pre-sale right now at amazon.com. gosh he's funny. he's also the host of "family feud" and his own hit daytime talk show entitled "steve harvey," check your local listings. ladies and gentlemen, here he
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is, steve harvey! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> i love that song. >> jimmy: that's a good tune, right there. >> god i love that song. >> jimmy: that's one of my favorites. >> yeah. how you doing, man? >> jimmy: always good to see you, my friend. and gosh, congrats on everything. i love the show. i love "family feud," but the daytime show i love. i can't tell you how much i love it. i missed it. >> it's going really, really well, man. i was over -- i was in chicago two weeks ago. >> i know you were. >> jimmy: i did the -- i did the polar plunge and jumped into lake michigan with all these other polar bears. and i looked around. i didn't see you there. i didn't see steve harvey anywhere.
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>> you didn't see any black people there. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i -- [ laughter ] >> you think this is going so well. >> jimmy: no, yeah -- >> this is not what we do. >> jimmy: no, it's not, no. >> we got plenty of issues. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. so you wouldn't do that. >> why'd you do it, jimmy? >> jimmy: i just did it -- well, i got dared by the mayor. >> the mayor? >> jimmy: the mayor of chicago. >> he needs votes. you had 11 million people watch you on your opening night. you ain't got to jump in a damn thing. >> jimmy: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah. next thing i know, i'll go to disney world next. that's what i'll do. i'll go to the warm weather. >> i just came from there. >> jimmy: you don't like disney world? >> i love disney world. but when you get in disney world, you discover how
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unfamous you really are. when that mouse walks out, he's king, baby. >> jimmy: yeah, you're nothing. >> no talent. he has no talent. [ laughter ] >> he can't sing. he ain't got no jokes, he ain't got no four fingers. i'm sitting there looking at him. i'm just looking at the flaws. his feet don't bend when he walk. he's flat-footed. but he is the man. i just stand next to mickey mouse, they don't know you there. >> jimmy: they don't, yeah. >> i'll tell you what you've got to go because you just had a kid. >> jimmy: yeah. >> gets old enough, i'll tell you what is not what it's cranked up to be, the character breakfast. see -- >> jimmy: that's amazing. that's where you go -- >> see kids, they see these characters on tv and it's 4, 6 inches tall. tigger came up behind this little boy eating breakfast and touched him with his paw, and his the mother thought it was going to be a great moment so she pulled the camera out. that little boy turned around and saw tigger was 6 feet
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tall -- aahh! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's the most frightening thing ever. >> it scared tigger. the dude in the suit said, oh [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: that's his catch phrase, isn't it? that's his catch phrase. that's tigger's catch phrase right there. no, oh, that's hilarious. >> i loved it, man. >> jimmy: i've got to say i love, too, "family fued," but you did a celebrity version of "family fued" and you had honey boo boo's family on there. [ laughter ] i just -- explain it to me. explain it to me. >> you don't. you don't -- you don't know nobody like that. [ laughter ] you don't. >> jimmy: it was amazing television. >> seriously, man, let me tell you what happened before the show started.
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okay, i got a monitor in my dressing room. and we're 40 minutes delayed, i can't understand what's happening. because we've got to tape six of these shows in a day. and she done sat down on the corner of the rehearsal of the stage and she won't do anything. so i go out there and say what's going on? she sat down and said, i came -- the one named pumpkin. >> jimmy: that's my favorite, pumpkin. >> she your favorite. >> jimmy: that's right. >> pumpkin shut the show down because she had a request. "i can't do any more until i get a bowl of corn." [ laughter ] who the hell can't go on without a bowl of corn? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's almost like popeye, almost. >> i got it if you need a shot of hennesy. [ laughter ] i got it if you need your favorite recreational drug to continue the show. >> jimmy: yeah. >> but who the hell needs a
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a bowl of corn? and it's threw the producers into something, because -- where do you get a damn bowl of corn? i was out there on the floor, man. i was going, this is crazy. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i can't go on unless i get a a bowl of corn. corn. >> jimmy: yeah, and we'll be right back with the jolly green giant. absolutely. you guys, steve harvey, the expanded edition of "act like a a lady, think like a man" is on pre-sale now at amazon.com. [ cheers and applause ] check your local listings for his daytime show. "steve harvey." we love this guy. you're the best. thank you very much. >> thank you. >> jimmy: bobby mcferrin next, come on back, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ female announcer ] birdhouse plans. nacho pans.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is a a music icon who will be on the road in support of his latest album "spirit you all" starting april 12th in hanover, new hampshire. and on june 13th, he's performing a special duo show with our very own questlove at town hall right here in new york. >> that's right! [ cheers ] >> jimmy: playing his classic "drive" with a little help from the roots, please welcome, bobby mcferrin! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ay, ay, ay-ay, ay, ay ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay ay, ay, ay-ay, ay, ay
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♪ gonna get in to my car drive away, drive away drive so far, nobody nobody's gonna find me ♪ ♪ put my foot on the gas put my foot on the gas, accel accelerate accelerate drive so fast ♪ [ scatting ] [ scatting ]
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: bobby mcferrin! >> jimmy fallon! >> jimmy: right there! "spirit you all" is in stores right now! see him live on tour starting april 12th in hanover, new hampshire! we'll be right back! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to kristen bell, steve harvey, demi lovato, bobby mcferrin! and the roots right there, ladies and gentlemen. stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers"! thank you for watching! have a good night! i hope we see you tomorrow! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockerfeller plaza in new york it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- andy samberg.

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