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jalen suggs, joel ayayi, mo bamba, myles turner, presented by nissan and youtube tv. and now, anthony anderson! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> anthony: give me more! [ cheers and applause ] >> anthony: thank you. that's enough.
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that's enough, young lady. okay. hello, and welcome to "jimmy kimmel live nba finals game night." hosted by me, anthony anderson. [ cheers and applause ] we are in primetime for game five of the nba finals. now, milwaukee tied things up after the suns imploded in game four. phoenix had more turnovers than a german pastry shop. [ laughter ] once again, giannis came up big for the bucks. not only did he make the suns eat their words, he also made them eat a basketball. watch this. >> tucker on him, throws it up, shot blocked by antetokounmpo, what a block from giannis! [ applause ] >> anthony: whew! you've got to watch out for
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giannis. that man will buck you up! [ laughter ] you know, a lot of people were wondering why giannis mysteriously left the court during the first quarter in games three and four. well, turns out, he had a very good reason. >> giannis, this is the second game in a row you went out early in the first quarter. just curious what was going on there. >> what the hell you say politely. i think -- a tinkle. a tinkle? yeah, yeah. [ applause ] >> anthony: the greek freak took a leak! "i went to take a tinkle --" [ laughter ] how does the biggest guy on the team have the smallest bladder? like, kareem abdul-jabbar and oscar robertson were in the crowd. now, those dudes are over 70 years old, and they didn't even take a tinkle until halftime. [ laughter and applause ] you picked a good night to watch. my friend cedric the entertainer is here. [ cheers and applause ]
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and later, all-star alumni from two ncaa college basketball teams will face off to see how much they actually learned in school. it's a game we call "college knowledge!" [ cheers and applause ] speaking of college, you know the ncaa recently decided that college athletes can finally get paid for endorsement deals -- [ cheers and applause ] -- which is long overdue. i just hope they're for products that college students actually use. like i don't want them sponsored by gucci or rolex. but do some commercials from top ramen or cheap weed. [ laughter ] [ applause ] and one more thing. there's a reason i do these primetime specials. you know why that is, guillermo? >> guillermo: to make a lot of money? [ laughter ] >> anthony: no. well, that's two reasons i do these primetime specials. but i also do it for the kids. and i wanted to find out what
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kids today actually know about the nba. so that's exactly what i did. all right. you guys know the rules of basketball? >> no. >> anthony: no? >> yes. >> anthony: yes, you do. okay. all right. how many points is a free throw, nikki? >> ten. >> okay. ten points for a free throw, nikki says. may sound like a trick question. how many points do you get when you shoot a three pointer. >> 11. >> anthony: you get 11 points. max, how many when you shoot a three pointer? >> 12. >> anthony: all right. one better than 11. can any of you name any positions that a basketball player played? yes, anna? >> um, caterpillar. >> anthony: okay. caterpillar, uh-huh. anybody else? yes, nolan? >> downward doggy. >> anthony: downward doggy.
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[ laughter ] yes, my favorite position in basketball. downward dog. can you bring snacks on the basketball court? max? >> no. >> anthony: no? well, depends who player you are. charles barkley, he would always bring snacks when he played basketball. always had something in his little pocket. how much money do you think lebron james makes a year? >> $1,000. >> anthony: $1,000? $1,000? how much money do you think a tv host should make, cyrus? >> hmm -- i think -- $5,000. >> anthony: cyrus! you only gave me $5,000? >> oh -- $8,000! oh -- oh -- $80,000. >> anthony: much better. that's what i'm talking about. $80,000, high five. that's what his hand is up here for. high five. who's your favorite basketball team? >> the dodgers. >> anthony: dodgers is your favorite basketball team. nikki?
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who's your favorite team? >> trojan fight ons. >> anthony: usc trojans. nikki, who is your favorite player from the usc trojan fight ons? >> patrick mahomes. >> anthony: patrick mahomes. who is the best player of all-time? >> kobe. >> lebron james. >> anthony: cyrus said lebron. nolan said kobe. >> uh-huh. >> anthony: and mila? >> my brother's good. [ laughter ] >> anthony: your brother's good? what's his name? >> evan. >> anthony: best basketball player of all-time is -- evan. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> anthony: we need to take a break, but we'll be right back with cedric the entertainer! todd! hey, wait. i can't just stay here and wait for you to figure out what you want. i just need a little more time. how are you still so unsure of this steven?
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> anthony: sorry about that. i went to tinkle. [ laughter ] welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live nba finals game night." [ cheers and applause ] come on! coming up, it's gonzaga versus the university of texas in a thrilling edition of "college knowledge." [ cheers and applause ] i'll also be hosting "jimmy kimmel live" all next week, with my guests margot robbie -- [ applause ] john cena, cena, sorry, i always mess it up, christian slater, robin thicke, and many more. i'm basically this show's
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stepdad now. the only difference is, i'm gonna treat your mama right. [ applause ] tonight's guest is one of the original kings of comedy, and a good friend of mine, too. in september, he will host the 73rd primetime emmy awards on cbs, and -- i'm nominated again, and so i'm counting on my main man to come through for me. [ cheers and applause ] i'm feeling good about this year. you know what i'm saying, cedric? you know what i'm saying! please welcome my friend cedric the entertainer. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> give it up, give it up, give it up! >> what up, dog? what's up for the boys? y'all know what it is. >> anthony: ah, so -- cedric. aho: e u comingack fr vacatn?ion. [ laughter ]
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always on vacation. man, that's me. you check it out. dyed the hair blonde and everything. like that, look at that, i'm about that. >> anthony: i want to know, do they have more fun? >> oh -- blondes? >> anthony: yes. [ laughter ] yes. a resounding yes. i have found out that blondes, indeed, have more fun. it's all good, too. >> anthony: okay. cedric, man, i was trying to think about this in rehearsal today. we have known each other -- for -- forever. >> a long time. >> anthony: almost 20 years now and i can't remember how we know each other. do you know how -- how it all happened? >> i believe i was blonde at the time, and -- [ laughter ] we was turned up! turned up! [ laughter ] [ applause ] no. it was -- it was, i believe it was, i mean, of course out here in this business, but somewhere around "barbershop 1"? >> anthony: before that.
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racking my mind on how this bromance started between you and i. >> did it come to you at all? >> anthony: it did not come to me. >> and something about your mom having a thing about me, too. >> anthony: okay. [ applause ] can we -- >> i was in your house long before i knew -- >> ha! [ laughter ] >> anthony: ah, can we talk about this on-air? >> i don't know. this story's pretty -- >> anthony: all right, all right. so i'm going to share with an audience right now -- okay? i went to my mom's house unexpected one day. and i'm there, and my mom says, baby, go get my orange soda off the side of my bed. i go in her bedroom and retrieve her orange soda. as i'm walking out i pass her armoire by the door, and i look. it's like a seance. it has eight lit candles, and a picture of her and cedric. [ laughter ] amongst the eight lit candles, but that's not all. as i look closely, my mother has two vibrators laying across --
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[ whoops ] cedric -- >> it's not like that's the frst time i've heard that, though. [ laughter ] that happened to me, quite often. >> anthony: so i had to call cedric. i was like, "hey, man, is there something you want to tell me about you and my mama?" >> that was really shocking. because i didn't -- i was really shocked. i didn't know she had kept the vibrators. you know? [ laughter ] the picture i was quite aware of, but i didn't know -- >> anthony: i don't even know where to begin. [ laughter ] or how to end this! >> well, you can call me daddy, if you want to. [ cheers and applause ] >> anthony: you guys may have noticed, ced and i threw up the "t" here, but we're also wearing matching rings. [ cheers and applause ] >> anthony: care to talk about these rings? >> yeah man.
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these are the hollywood walk of fame rings that our good friend george lopez came up with this concept for any of us we know, friends of ours. you get your star on the hollywood walk of fame, then we also, we decided to give all of our friends rings, to commemorate that so that, you know, because u' really going gto your star on the walk of fame. >> anthony: oh, i go to mine. [ laughter ] oh -- i go to mine. >> i've been with you when you went to yours. [ laughter ] he'll go to his no matter where you're going, you're in the car with him, we're going to l.a.x., "let's stop by my star, if you don't mind, ced, just real quick, just real fast." >> anthony: speaking of going places you recently got onstage after being offstage because of the pandemic, 16 months? how long was it? >> over a year. close to, like, 18 months. >> anthony: okay. how was that getting back onstage, first time? >> it was horrible. [ laughter ] >> anthony: whoa! >> well, you know. the thing was is, you know, i had all these jokes i thought was going to be killer jokes.
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>> anthony: yes. >> i'm like, oh, i'm about to urkel, boy! you realize you wrote these jokes in a bubble. so i had my four jokes. you had to be there on that one, i'm sorry. and it just started going downhill to the point -- the people had been, they'd been locked down so long, they did not want me to leave and started telling me jokes to stay. [ laughter ] they was like, we're not getting ready to go back home. "do that joke, do the one where you're on the space shuttle, do that again." >> anthony: do the uncle at the barbecue! >> yes, please. "i'm not going home yet." >> anthony: interesting enough, you are hosting the 73rd primetime emmy awards this year. [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah. i am. >> anthony: let's talk about that, ced. that's a huge accomplishment. >> that's exciting, man. i mean, of course, you know us, growing up, watching tv. i'm from a small town in missouri then we moved to st. louis. in that small town tv was everything, man. you watched with your grandmother. sit around wityouril
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now, you know, to have worked and built a career, done movies, tv, commercials. all that kind of stuff, to have an opportunity to host the night where we all can participate, it's our job. a lot of peers there. going to be great, man. we'll have fun. i wanted to be, like, a, you know, a family affair opposed to that stuffy -- where the air is. oh, my god. people are going, you can get some barbecue in the back of mine. >> anthony: okay. [ applause ] well, i'm trying to get a trophy in the back of yours. [ laughter ] can you put in a good word for me? this is the tenth nomination for me, ced. >> consider it done -- consider it done. >> anthony: consider it done, okay, okay. >> i'm going to give you one regardless. i don't care who's there. >> anthony: that's what i'm talking about! >> i might do the whole, like, yeah. this who won, but then this who really won. like -- >> anthony: okay. [ applause ] >> you know, like. yeah. i'm going to do the kanye. tal anthony's been killing it for ten years! [ cheers and applause ]
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come on up here, anth! >> anthony: the primetime emmys are live sunday september 19th on cbs and my daddy, cedric, the neighborhood, returns the following night. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, cedric. when we come back, it's gonzaga versus texas in "college knowledge." you guys got any signal? i've only got one bar, dad. huh. anything? i think it's getting weaker. experience hybrid performance that takes you further. what about now? nope. anything? i've got nothing. -perfect. -woah... and feel what it's like to truly connect. at the lexus golden opportunity sales event we did it again. we did it again. verizon has been named america's most and feel what it's like to truly connect. verizon has been named america's most reliable network by rootmetrics. and our customers rated us #1 for network quality in america according to j.d. power.
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l ght.has for ght. leaving me hanging, it's cool, it's cool. jimmy kimmel has alleged many times that gonzaga isn't really a real college. i need you to prove them wrong today, all right? >> will do. >> anthony: all right. gentlemen, we are about to find out how much you retain from your time in school. how are you guys feeling today? >> confident. >> confident. >> they just left school, so -- >> they just left school, but that's all right. >> anthony: all right! well, i'm grog to ask you some basic knowledge questions. the first team to buzz in gets to answer it. if you get it wrong, the other team has a chance to steal. are you ready? >> good. > all right. >> yes, sir. >> anthony: all right. the first question is -- how many stripes are there on the american flag? >> 13. >> anthony: 13. okay. texas. [ cheers and applause ] uh-huh.
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next question -- who was the first man to walk on the moon? >> neil armstrong. >> anthony: okay, joel! all right! next question -- who developed einstein's theory of relativity? >> he was going to press the button. >> relativity -- >> anthony: who developed einstein's theory of relativity? >> we get a telephone, like, to the -- we get a telephone to the audience? this is jimmy kimmel. >> anthony: yeah, phone the audience. >> phone a friend? >> anthony: phone a friend. don't you dare give him that simple answer! >> einstein did! [ laughter ] >> no? >> anthony: are you asking me or telling me? >> i'm telling you. >> anthony: okay. gonzaga answered einstein, is that correct? [ cheers and applause ] >> ant
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gonzaga, maybe jimmy kimmel was right about your university. [ laughter ] next question, what is the world's largest river? texas? >> amazon river. >> anthony: yes! nice. [ cheers and applause ] our next question -- what is the largest "living" animal? >> the whale. >> anthony: what type of whale? >> oh, come on now. [ laughter that's a vague question -- >> ooh -- i'm going to say -- >> anthony: can we accept -- >> blue whale. >> anthony: blue whale! that's the answer! [ cheers and applause ] all right. next question is -- what is the human body's largest organ? no. it's not penis. [ laughter ] >> well, speak your yourself -- [ laughter ]
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>> that was my answer. >> no, it's not. is it the heart? >> anthony: you guys get a free shot at it, gonzaga. what is the human body's largest organ? >> skin? >> anthony: skin is the correct answer! [ cheers and applause ] >> oh! that is so -- oh. >> anthony: all right. let's see if you guys get this one. what is -- >> oh! >> anthony: okay. what is the name for the process plants used to turn sunlight -- >> wait, wait. photosynthesis! >> photosynthesis! >> anthony: okay. and about to answer -- >> finish the sentence! >> anthony: and that is our final question. texas, you win! [ cheers and appus gonzre univer our winners, mo and myles.
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>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live nba finals game night" with guest host anthony anderson. tonight -- chris tucker. and we play "generation gap" with anfernee simons and bill walton, presented by nissan and youtube tv. and now, anthony anderson. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> anthony: all right. give me more! [ cheers and applause ] thank you. hello and welcome to our game night special. i'm your host, anthony anderson. [ cheers and applause ]
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and here we are, game six of the nba finals. milwaukee is one win away from their first championship in 50 years. whatever happens tonight, some cows are getting tipped. [ laughter ] you know, milwaukee is known as "cream city." is it me, or does that sound kind of freaky to you? [ laughter ] "man, i met up with this hottie last night, and we had a few drinks, and then she took me to cream city." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] but over in phoenix, the suns changed the name of their stadium this weekend. it's now called "the footprint center." yeah, which was inspired by the
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size 16 foot giannis stuck in their ass during game five. [ laughter ] [ applause ] ter stling the ball from devin booker, jrue holiday dribbled the ball downcourt and hit giannis for the alley-oop, it d like a dog in "old yeller." look at him. this is the face of a guy who [ laughter and applause ] oh, yeah, baby. ♪ there was a lot going on in game five. one fan sitting courtside even snuck a whole bottle of tequila into the arena. and that fan was lebron james. [ cheers and applause ] sneaking booze into the finals like it was a flight on spirit airlines. [ laughter ] like his movie made $30 million this weekend. you'd think he could afford a brown paper bag. [ laughter ] >> guillermo: yeah.
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>> anthony: you can't just carry around a bottle of tequila in public. who the hell does he think he is? guillermo? [ cheers and applause ] >> guillermo: i don't know. but he can do whatever he wants. >> anthony: one more thing. over the years, many nba players have taken their talents off the court and into the recording studio. but one all-star in particular is raising his voice to new heights. >> shaquille o'neal, metta world peace, lebron james, kevin durant. what do all these men have in common besides being nba greats? they've all released hip-hop tracks. ♪ the most recent nba entry into the music game is laker all-star andre drummond. >> are you going to be doing more music? >> absolutely. >> who is forging his own path. >> i write music to let people who ce om fohought i was jaican. i did a 23andme, and it turns
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out i'm not. i'm swiss. just like my rolex. >> andre immediately dropped everything and traveled to his ancestral village of kartoffelpuffer. >> i learned to milk a cow. i visited my imma and pippa. i kicked it with the von trapp family. that's when i realized i wasn't born to rap. i was born to yodel. ♪ i've got holes in my cheese, no holes in my game ♪ [ yodeling ] ♪ i climb through the alps and i drive-thru the lane ♪ [ yodeling ] >> no, no, no. train your tonsils. this is basketball, ya? like dribbles up and down. [ yodeling ] >> he's enlisted legendary yodeling court jorgen schlump to help him. >> i am a three-time gold
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medalist at the yodel olympics. i am the voice of "the price is right cliff-hanger." yes. [ yodeling ] [ yodeling ] >> i can't do this, man. i suck at yodeling. >> what animal is this? >> a goat? >> no. you are the g.o.a.t. go again. [ yodeling ] >> no, terrible! [ yodeling ] >> come on. like you mean it. [ yodeling ] >> you call yourself swiss? >> yes. [ bleep ] swiss. >> but the shoot is interrupted by some earth-shattering news. was ist loss? >> i just got a message from 23andme, and it says i'm not swiss. >> what are you? >> i'm scottish. ♪
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>> on the next 30 for 30, charles barkley's lifelong struggle to pronounce the word "terrible". >> terrible. terrible. that's a terrible idea. >> only on espn. [ cheers and applause ] >> anthony: we've got to take a break, but we'll be right back with chris tucker. [ yodeling ] ♪ ♪ ♪ return to rugged. the all-new ruggedly redesigned 2022 nissan pathfinder. ♪ ♪ ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> anthony: welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live nba finals game night." i'm anthony anderson. you can catch me later tonight too at our regular time with my guests offset, henry golding, and music from robin thicke. [ cheers and applause ] our guest tonight is a very fun comedian and the first person jackie chan called to wish a happy juneteenth. [ laughter ] he's also an nba basketball fan. please welcome my good friend, chris tucker. [ cheers and applause ] chris tucker. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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>> hey. what up, anth? >> anthony: glad to see you dressed for the show tonight. >> hey, man. >> anthony: i'm just saying. who are you rooting for in the finals, chris? >> i am rooting for both teams. i am what they call a bandwagon. [ laughter ] >> anthony: uh-huh. >> my hawks are not in it. they almost made it. they did a great job. give it up for the hawks. [ applause ] >> anthony: okay. >> i'm bandwagon. i like to stay happy. so whoever wins i'll be happy with, but i have to keep going. i have to stay happy. i have to follow whoever is still in the finals. >> anthony: i understand. >> it don't end because my team didn't win. >> anthony: that question has to end. can we go to the next question? >> go ahead, anthony. >> anthony: i'm trying to.
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you were at game four. what was the atmosphere like in the arena? >> it was incredible. milwaukee, i know they like to drink beer because during commercials all they did was chug down beers. old women, old people, they didn't care. [ laughter ] ladies, little kids. i say, hold up, y'all going too far now. [ laughter ] it was incredible. they had a great deejay. they played michael jackson. i danced. they played michael. they play the church, i dance, i dance all the time with michael jackson. >> anthony: we have a picture from you at the game. let's pull that picture up. >> oh, yeah. yes. [ cheers and applause ] that's the new crew right there. >> anthony: that's a hell of a starting five. chance the rapper, dave chappelle, kareem abdul-jabbar, oscar robinson and yourself. >> oh, yeah. >> anthony: how did you guys come together like that? how did that happen? >> this is the big events, man. people come out. i came with kareem. kareem invited me. his people called because we knew each other. i was surprised. i wasn't planning on going.
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kareem people call, "kareem wants you to go." okay. i'm in jersey at a golf tournament. i'll come over to milwaukee. no problem. i'm walking down the tunnel with kareem abdul-jabbar and oscar robinson and all the guys who won in '71. that was the year i was born. '71. i didn't know that, the bellman told me going up in the elevator, but i found out. >> anthony: i thought you didn't know you were born in '71. >> i knew i was born in '71. >> anthony: okay. >> we was in the stadium walking down the hallway with kareem and oscar. it was like you could take over the world. i know why magic won all those championships. >> anthony: oh, yeah. oh, yeah. >> you see kareem in front of you. yeah we gonna win. >> anthony: we going to win tonight. >> it's who you're with. confidence. >> anthony: the most memorable moment of the night in game four, aside from you dancing like michael jackson, was that giannis block. >> oh, man. >> anthony: can we see that play? >> throws it up. shot blocked -- >> anthony: you were there to see it.
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what was going through your mind, and what do you think was going through giannis' mind? >> it happened so fast that first of all, i was shocked. then giannis was determined. he was like, not tonight, not tonight. we got to win this game. i don't care what it takes. [ laughter ] i can imagine what his brothers say. you're about to get this game. they're going to send us back to greek if you don't get this name. going back to greece? you only have one chance! [ laughter ] i love his brother by the way. even mutombo said, oh, my god, what a block. my god. [ laughter and applause ] no, no, no. he did it. not tonight, not tonight. [ laughter ] >> anthony: how many finals have you gone to, chris? >> i've gone to a lot. i'm bandwagon, i told you. i went to golden state. they was winning a lot, i had to jump on the band wagon, i had to stay happy. it was great. that was a great one because they gave me a hat because i knew the owners. i knew some of the players. i was backstage, celebrating, they were happy too, until i tried to go in the back locker
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room. they said, no, chris, that's as far as you go. i'm out here. okay, i'll see y'all when you get out, i'm out here, i got the hat on. [ laughter ] >> anthony: chris, we both have birthdays coming up next month. >> that's right. >> anthony: you turning the big 5-0? >> turning 50 august 31st, put your hands up. [ cheers and applause ] 50 years old. but everybody keep asking me what i'm doing. i tell them what i'm not doing. i'm not swimming with sharks. i'm not jumping out of airplanes. >> anthony: why not? >> no! i want to make and it survive 50. i don't like stuff like that. i'll be watching on tv, why are they doing that? >> anthony: because it's adventurous. >> adventurous to me is like going out on a yacht. that's as much as i get adventurous. [ laughter ] riding home at night. that's adventurous if you're a black man. [ applause ] being by myself? they gonna set me up. >> anthony: being adventurous like a black man is driving home through a white neighborhood at night. >> yeah, that can happen too. [ laughter ] no, i like to chill, though.
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at 50, i want to be with my family, number one, because i'm. we like simple things, family. [ cheers and applause ] virgos in the house, i want to be with them. then after that, i'm going to go somewhere probably. >> anthony: okay. speaking of going places, have you gotten back on stage yet since this pandemic is coming to an end or was over for a little bit? >> i did one time. dave chappelle invited me to his comedy camp in ohio, springs field, ohio. dave chappelle is so rich, he bought a town. [ laughter ] i said, dog, netflix love you. i'm serious. i go in the sandwich shop. they're like, dave told me you was coming. come on in, free sandwiches, free sandwiches. go down the street, dave got a barbershop down the street. dave, he own this town. it's like the town prince was in in "purple rain." >> anthony: oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. ♪ purple rain ♪ >> anthony: i remember that. do you have plans on getting back on, or was that your only venture on the stage, doing dave's? >> i'm going to do it again. it was going to be a whole week. we did one night. somebody caught covid the next morning. dave flew us on a private plane.
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our punishment, because we all had to leave home, was get on that private plane and go back home. i said, i'm ready to go. any time the plane is ready. he flew everybody down on a private plane, it was beautiful. >> anthony: i would be remiss if i didn't ask you about this because one of us is an avid golfer and one of us plays and one of us plays at it. let's talk about your golf tournament and what it benefits. >> both of us is a good golfer -- or pretty good. i'm not that good. i got to work on it a little bit more because when i tee off, like birds fly away. [ laughter ] ducks get out of the water. turtles run away. i heard a bird laughing one time, i teed off. squawk, squawk! i said, man, you can't do it! [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> anthony: who's the best and worst golfer that you've had at your tournament? >> i might be -- i might have been. i don't know. barkley's getting better. >> anthony: charles is getting
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better. >> charles is getting better. good lessons. we're working on him. >> anthony: okay. you ever play with michael jordan? >> man, i never played. that's one of my dreams. i want to beat michael jordan and talk junk to him, like "you ain't so bad." like in the "bad" video. you ain't so bad. you ain't nothing. you ain't nothing. he'll be like, shut up, shut up, get your little skinny butt off my golf course. get your skinny butt off my golf course. [ laughter ] >> anthony: ladies and gentlemen, give it up for chris tucker. [ cheers and applause ] the chris tucker foundation 2021 celebrity golf tournament is august 30th at eagle's landing outside atlanta. when we come back, it's past versus present in an all nba edition of "generation gap."
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nba championships and a whole lot of other awards too. please welcome bill walton! [ cheers and applause ] all right, bill. bill's challenger tonight is the winner of the 2021 slam dunk competition. from the portland trail blazers, anfernee simons! [ cheers and applause ] >> anthony: anfernee, two questions for you. how old are you? >> 22. >> anthony: 22. and your mama and daddy didn't want to name you anthony? [ laughter ] >> nah. it was a little too spanish for them, spanish-like. >> anthony: anthony? too spanish? and anfernee -- okay, we're going to leave it at that.
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[ laughter ] bill, you've got two decades on anfernee, right? >> my parents wanted to name me antonio. >> anthony: oh, okay, that works for me. this is how the game is going to work. i will ask each of you a question from your opponent's era. get it right, you get 10 points. get it wrong, the other guy has a chance to steal. are we good? >> good. >> anthony: we good? >> i'm ready. i'm here to win. [ cheers and applause ] >> anthony: let's play. okay. our first question is for anfernee. it's a visual question. >> how come he gets to go first? >> anthony: because he's the younger one, bill. [ laughter ] you might not make it to the end. [ laughter ] all right? anfernee, i want you to look at that monitor and tell me the name of this famous stallion. [ laughter ] >> the horse, right? it's the horse, right? >> anthony: possibly. it's wearing a sombrero. come on, wilbur. >> i'm going to say donkey from
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"shrek." [ laughter ] >> anthony: first you said it's a horse, and i agreed it's a horse. then you're going to say it's the donkey from "shrek." [ laughter ] all right, bill. do you know who this horse is? >> mr. ed and mescalito. [ cheers and applause ] >> anthony: you're on the board with 10 points. now, bill, this question is for you. i need you to name this famous stallion. >> thee horse? >> anthony: what did you call her? [ laughter ] [ buzzer ] anfernee? >> megan thee stallion. >> anthony: megan thee stallion. the game is tied. [ applause ] >> a stallion is a horse. >> anthony: name two of the jonas brothers, bill. >> burger and fries. [ buzzer ] [ laughter ]
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>> anthony: anfernee, can you name two jonas brothers? >> nick and joe. >> anthony: nick and joe! all right! [ cheers and applause ] all right. anfernee, this next question is to you. it's a brothers question. i'm going to need you to name two of the marx brothers. [ laughter ] >> marx? >> anthony: yes. m-a-r-x. name two. >> i never heard of marx. i don't know. i'm going to name john marx. that sound like a -- >> anthony: that's cool. and the other one? >> you know -- >> anthony: it's john marx. >> john marx and like a blake marx. [ laughter ] >> anthony: blake marx. both are incorrect, anfernee.
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[ buzzer ] bill, can you name two of the marx brothers? >> karl and curly. [ cheers and applause ] >> anthony: actually, he named three stooges. no! [ buzzer ] groucho, zeppo, harpo, chico, gummo. >> what about karl? [ laughter ] >> anthony: or blake. yeah. all right. well, it looks like the younger generation has beat the old-timers. anfernee, you have 20. bill, you have 10. we have prizes for both of you. bill, for losing, you win a drone. [ cheers and applause ] anfernee, for winning, you win a kite. [ cheers and applause ] that's all the time we have. i'd like to thank bill walton, anfernee simons, andre drummond, and chris tucker. good night! see you after the game, mama!
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