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from all of us, we appreciate your time. up next is immy kimmel li with g host anthony tonight, dwayne johnson and chris bosh. presented by nissan and youtube tv. and now, anthony anderson! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> anthony: thank you! thank you! ♪ thank you. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, thank you. all right, enough. it's only a 30-minute show, come on. all right. we're in primetime, baby. i'm your guest host anthony anderson. more applause! [ cheers and applause ]
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all right, tonight, from milwaukee, game four of the nba finals. and whether you're rooting for the bucks or the suns, it's important to remember that no matter who wins, they're all a bunch of millionaires who get to wear shorts to work. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] mm-hm. much of the focus this year has been on the star of the bucks, the greek freak, giannis aka-taka-ka-kounmpo. not only is he impossible to defend, he is also impossible to pronounce. >> milwaukee bucs is phoenix suns opened up the nba finals with giannis antetokounmpo. >> the nba player giannis antetokounmpo caught my eye. >> bucks star giannis antetokounmpo. >> milwaukee's giannis antetokounmpo. >> giannis antetokounmpo. >> giannis antetokounmpo. >> giannis antetokounmpo. >> giannis antetokounmpo. >> giannis antetokounmpo. >> with giannis antetokounmpo.
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>> giannis antit-ante-tokounmpo had 20 points. >> adele dazeem. >> anthony: somehow john travolta got the closest. [ laughter ] we're going to have some fun tonight. our guest is the one and only dwayne johnson. [ cheers and applause ] yes. okay, enough already. [ laughter ] you know, when i interviewed jason momoa last week, we both took our shirts off. but dwayne and i aren't going to do that tonight. tonight, we lose our pants. [ cheers and applause ] and we might even get to see dwayne's johnson. [ laughter ] [ rim shot ] bam! and in just a little bit, one of the greats, chris bosh, will face his most terrifying challenge yet. >> the hell hoop, ha ha ha!
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>> anthony: now, if chris can sink a shot in that basket, a $25,000 donation will be given to a charity of his choice. [ cheers and applause ] but if he misses, guillermo, what happens if he does miss? >> i don't know, probably nothing. [ laughter ] >> anthony: all right. back to me. as you know, i am a man of many, many talents and for the first time ever, i'm taking those talents to the classroom. if you're not thrown out in the first quarter, you're doing it all wrong. i'm anthony anderson. you know me from "black-ish," "mixed-ish," kangaroo jack," and if you're white, my two-episode arc on "ally mcbeal." what you may not know is i was born in compton, which means, i've been endowed with a god-given gift to trash talk.
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and i'm about to teach it to you. a lot of people think trash talking is all about cursing, but that's for amateurs. i'll teach you to dig deeper. instead of calling your opponent a name, simply ask him -- are you a real estate agent? when he says no, ask, then why do i always see you on the bench? i've coached all the league's greatest trash talkers. kevin garnett, draymond green, and my greatest success story to date -- trail blazers center, enes kanter. before he came to me, his smack was whack. >> you don't play basketball. you play bad-sketball. do you get it? like, are you bad at basketball? there's good-sketball, and you're bad, so are you good at bad-sketball? [ boos ] >> anthony: but now he sounds like this. >> oh! >> your shots are like donald
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trump's tweets -- because they're old and blocked. all getting blocked. thanks anthony. >> anthony: wow that boy is good. this class isn't just for athletes. this can be used by everyone. from waiters -- >> where's the wine list? >> we don't have one, but if we did, you'd be on it because you're been whining since you sat down. >> anthony: to uber drivers. >> oh, it stinks in here. >> my wife's going to say the same thing after i put my boot in your ass. thanks, anthony anderson. >> anthony: is what i teach inappropriate? destructive? immature? possibly. career ending? sure. but y'all can't get your money back, so i don't give a [ bleep ]. i'm anthony anderson. and this is my master class. and if you don't believe me, ask my momma. she taught me everything i know. >> that's right, you better pay my son his money, you fake commercial watching couch potato head mother [ bleep ].
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[ laughter and applause ] >> anthony: what she said. [ cheers and applause ] >> anthony: thank you, momma, i love you. all right, we need to take a break. but chris bosh is here to face off against the hell hoop. we'll be right back with dwayne "the rock" johnson. [ cheers and applause ] welcome to allstate. (phone notification) where we've just lowered our auto rates. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ and savings like that will have you jumping for joy. now, get new lower auto rates with allstate. because beerrotection e t click or call for a lower auto rate today. ♪ ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] >> anthony: welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live" nba finals game night. coming up, soon to be hall of famer chris bosh will battle the hell hoop. [ cheers and applause ] and you can also see chris later tonight on "jimmy kimmel live" at its regular time with guest host phoebe robinson.
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[ cheers and applause ] music from money bag yo and an amazing 14-year-old girl named zaila avant-garde. [ cheers and applause ] she's not only a fantastic dribbler. she also just became the first african-american to win the scripps national spelling bee. [ cheers and applause ] talk about black girl magic. check her out with phoebe tonight. our guest tonight is an international phenomenon and still holds the record as least likely member of the screen actors guild to lose a cage match. [ laughter ] next up, you can see him starring alongside emily blunt while stealing -- oh, i'm sorry, while steering a boat down the amazon in the disney movie "jungle cruise." guillermo, that tequila is still in my system. >> guillermo: yeah, a little bit, yeah. >> anthony: all right. it opens in theaters on disney plus with premier access on july 30th. please welcome my friend dwayne johnson. [ cheers and applause ]
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>> i love the love. i can hear the love. >> anthony: all right, all right, dwayne, before we get into this, the other day, you posted on instagram that you couldn't sleep, so at 4:00 a.m. you went down and had a two-hour workout? why? >> i did. well, because, it was one of those nights, i couldn't shut my brain off. i didn't want to drink tequila like you and guillermo have been drinking all day, and so at about 3:45, i said, well, let me go down, let me start my day off right and jump into this workout. every once in awhile, you get those wild hairs, you know? >> anthony: not to be confused, the other day, i saw you post there was a hawk outside your door eating a snake? whatever happened with that? did you get your workout in that day, too? [ laughter ] >> anthony, you know me. i always get my workout in. but that hawk, it was crazy. if anybody out there has never seen a hawk up close, they are so deceptive, because we usually see them up high in the sky flying around.
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hawks are magnificent and they are massive and they are -- they are -- they're badass and that one had a big copperhead and it was going to down on that copperhead snake. >> anthony: someone at our staff, they pulled up pictures of you and i. [ laughter ] i think this was -- look -- look how small you are and look how big i was. i look like i ate me and the hawk. [ laughter ] do you remember that night? >> well -- i do, as a matter of fact, i think that was at the super bowl and i could tell you -- how high do you look in that picture? [ laughter ] >> anthony: and you look like -- i told you that [ bleep ] was going to get you high. [ laughter ] >> i know. i told you not to do too much of it. >> anthony: yeah, no. speaking of big. now, we know how big you are, but you are only so big when you're standing next to nba players.
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here you are standing next to shaq and barkley. [ laughter ] look how small they make you look. >> listen. again, you know, that's the thing about basketball, right? you know this, anthony, because you're a fan, but it's like, you see these dudes who are, like, weekend warriors, like, i could ball in the nba. when you get around real nba players, you recognize and you realize quickly just how big these guys are, how impressive they are. and look, first of all, i didn't have any shoes on, so that's why -- [ laughter ] that's the problem. >> anthony: well, explain this one here, rock. it's you and sun mingming. [ laughter ] looks like you have shoes on there. >> yeah, but i'm spreading my legs to appear smaller. that's the thing. >> anthony: okay. okay, well -- explain this one. you and kareem abdul-jabbar. [ laughter ] explain this one. because -- because it looks like your legs are together on this one. >> listen.
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you know damn well that should be kevin hart in that baby carrier, not me, okay? [ laughter and applause ] >> anthony: speaking of basketball, you made a promise to devin booker about a fanny pack that -- are you going to keep your promise? because this is what we have here that you promised him, all right? is this the fanny pack that you said you're going to get him? >> i'm going to get him a fanny pack. i got a personal one for him being made. i don't know about that cheap [ bleep ] that you got there. but i'm going to give him -- [ laughter and applause ] [ rim shot ] >> come on, i got your pants, trust me. hold on! >> aahhh! >> frank? frank? get it. >> hold on. >> come on! frank! >> i got it. i don't get it. >> frank, get off me, what are you doing? >> i'm trying to get traction. >> this is ridiculous, just
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leave me alone, that was a disaster. >> you're too heavy. [ cheers and applause ] >> anthony: did you guys shoot this on a sound stage in burb burbank? >> no. we shot this in hawaii, we shot "jungle cruise" in hawaii and a soundstage in georgia. >> anthony: okay, hawaii. you grew up in hawaii. that's where you spent your childhood, correct? >> i did. i did a lot of my growing up in hawaii and a lot of my growing up throughout the south following the career of my dad, who you know. >> anthony: yeah. >> who you knew, rather, as a pro wrestler, following his career around. >> anthony: yeah, speaking of dads, before i lost my dad, you were so gracious to my father. and up until the day that he left us, still got teary-eyed when he would talk about how you took care of him at a wwf event, man. he would tell the story and just tears would just well in his eyes. so i still want to thank you for sharing that moment with my father, man, and my family, that really meant a lot to us. so thank you. [ cheers and applause ]
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>> you know -- i want to -- let me just say this, anthony, first of all, you're welcome, and, you know, you get lucky if, in our business, or in life, if you have friends who you can count on with your hand, especially, though, in our business, because it's such a transient business. you're in and you're out in terms of hollywood. but we've known each other for almost 20 years, you've always been a great guy, you've always been a great friend. and when my dad passed away last year, you called me and you told me what i was going to be feeling, and you offered your brotherhood and i love you for that, so thak you. >> anthony: thank you, brother, thank you, man. [ cheers and applause ] you and emily blunt have some great chemistry in this film. was that strictly acting on her part? or is it real? [ laughter ] >> well, she's one of the greatest actresses of our generation, so the fact she can act like she really likes me, she should win an oscar. [ laughter ] she should win ten oscars.
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emily and i have really an incredible chemistry and it lit up just like that from the very first day we met. i love that woman, she's great, we're great friends, our families are great friends. i can't wait for people to see "jungle cruise." >> anthony: speaking of the movie, "jungle cruise," which opens in theaters and disney plus on july 30th -- i've got to give you that shameless plug. [ laughter ] the movie was written based on a disney ride. did you ever go on the jungle cruise, or did you ever spend much time in disney theme parks? >> i did. well, when i was younger, we went on jungle cruise, we went on all the rides out in california. and then much later on in life i went, finally went to disney world down in orlando. and i went there in my 20s and i'm a dinosaur now, so that was 180 years ago. [ laughter ] but i loved it. you know, look, i'm a big kid at heart. i love disney, i love the theme parks, i love the joy that it
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brings families. it's a little bit more difficult and challenging for me to go these days. i try to hide, but it's like, oh, there's the rock with a stupid looking hat on all the time. [ laughter ] >> anthony: or there's the rock with a stupid looking shirt on on a late night talk show right now. [ laughter and applause ] >> first of all, this is custom, thank you very much. >> anthony: i sure hope they didn't mass produce that. >> okay. [ laughter ] i will find you and lay the smackdown on your candy ass. >> anthony: oh, no, no, no, no. look, candy ass, speaking of finding me and laying the candy ass on me, you still owe me a pair of those shoes, those cheap ass shoes you manufactured. where are my shoes at, dwayne? [ laughter ] >> first of all -- all right, so here's the thing. covid hits, the entire world gets shut down. everyone is trying to figure out what we're going to do, what our families are going to do, what our work -- what our life looks like. i get texts from everyone, everyone is texting everybody, hey, how are you guys doing, how are you guys faring, what's going on? i get a text from anthony
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anderson that just says, where are my shoes? [ laughter ] >> anthony: hey. i already went through the pleasantries of checking on you and your family. [ laughter ] you promised me a pair of athletic shoes. where are my shoes, dwayne? [ applause ] >> i have your shoes coming. don't worry. they're coming. >> anthony: "jungle cruise" opens in theaters and on disney plus with premier access july 30th. thank you, dwayne. i appreciate you. >> wait, wait, wait. >> anthony: what's going on? >> hold on. we got to do this right. we're boys, we go back 20 years. let's end this interview right, i got my teramana tequila. let's do this toast, brother. >> anthony: dwayne, i'm at work. guillermo, come over here. guillermo, have this drink. >> all right. i will do a shot with you. >> anthony: no, put more in there. you're drinking for both of us! >> oh, my god. okay, all right. >> here we go. so, this is to guillermo, this is to anthony and this is --
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this is to "jungle cruise," cheers, love you guys and thank you for having me on. [ cheers and applause ] >> anthony: love you, baby. "jungle cruise" opens in theaters and disney plus july 30th. all right, when we come back, chris bosh versus the hell hoop. we'll see you guys! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ and one we explore. one that's been paved and one that's forever wild. but freedom means you don't have to choose just one adventure. you get both. introducing the wildly civilized all-new 3-row jeep grand cherokee l just tell me what i need to know. introducing the wildly civilized (hands hit desk) where is it?
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[ cheers and applause ] >> anthony: welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live nba finals game night." i'm anthony anderson. we're outside in back of our theater with nba legend chris bosh. hey, chris. congratulations on getting accepted or inducted into the hall of fame. >> thank you. >> anthony: when is the ceremony? >> it is going to be the 9th through the 11th of september. so we're really excited about it. >> anthony: congratulations again. >> thank you. >> anthony: well, tonight, all you need to do is make one shot from the top of the key. and if you make it, dicky, tell us what he gets.
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>> dicky: if chris makes the shot, $25,000 will be donated to the charity of chris' choice courtesy of chime, the easy and free debit card used by millions of americans. >> anthony: okay, chris, what charity have you chosen? >> we've chosen team tomorrow, a charity that benefits youth for reading, coding and leadership. >> anthony: okay, all right. sounds like a great cause. you feeling confident that you can make this shot from here tonight? >> yeah, yeah. >> anthony: okay. good luck. oh, oh -- i forgot to mention, this is no ordinary three-point shot. because this is -- >> hell hoop! ha ha ha ha ha! >> anthony: we've introduced four levels of hell designed to distract and annoy you. this is the grim rim which rotates 360 degrees. we also have the deathly defenders whise
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reject you. d we also have the scary ters. sisters known as the terror twins. oh, oh! all right! well, you have three chances to make a shot, chris. and here to officially start the game is el diablo himself, guillermo. >> guillermo: are you ready, chris? >> i'm ready. i'm ready. >> anthony: all right, let's play hell hoop! ♪ >> anthony: yes! you did it! let's look at the instant replay!
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>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live nba finals game night" with guest host anthony anderson. tonight -- johnny knoxville and mark cuban. presented by nissan and youtube tv. and now, anthony anderson. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> anthony: you know who you are. you know who you are. you know who you are. [ cheers and applause ] hello. thank you. hello and welcome to our game night special. i'm your guest host, anthony anderson. more applause, please. [ cheers and applause ]
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we are coming to you in prime time for game three of the nba finals between the milwaukee bucks and the phoenix suns. it's game three, but giannis is still shooting his free throws from game two. [ laughter ] giannis, of course, has been playing through a knee injury, and the other night he hurt his back because he had to carry his entire team. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] kind of rough. the suns took the first two games. i think i know what the problem is for the bucks. it's their head coach. he dresses like an assistant manager at rei. [ laughter ] and this dude's pep talks are so not so peppy. >> play fast, play random, play together. do it together. >> anthony: play fast. play random. do it together. that's also what my mama said
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when she gave me the sex talk. [ laughter and applause ] thank you, mama. my man, chris paul, has been on fire in game two. give it up for cp3. [ cheers and applause ] 23 points, 8 assists, and shot 7 state farm commercials. [ laughter ] there are a lot of people who have been talking about devin booker's lame-ass water bottle. there it is. look at that. he's like that guy who writes his name on his lunch at work. devin, dude, come on, man. you make $29 million a year. get yourself a hydroflask. [ laughter ] i may be watching the games a little too closely, but i think i'm on to something. you know, has anyone ever noticed how much nba commissioner adam silver looks exactly like the food critic in "ratatouille." [ laughter and applause ] is it just me?
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just me? all right. by the way, as the star of abc's "black-ish," i'd like to tell you that the pixar classic "ratatouille" is currently available to stream on disney+. that's a little something we call -- ♪ corporate synergy ♪ [ laughter and applause ] yes, yes. we have a good show for you tonight. the mvp of the icu, johnny knoxville is here. [ cheers and applause ] guillermo, i heard he did something to you involving some spiders. >> guillermo: yeah, it was terrible. the worst thing i ever done. i don't want to do it again. [ laughter ] >> anthony: all right. i guess i don't have to ask you how that went, then, do i? >> guillermo: no, you don't have to. >> anthony: all right. we'll see that in a few minutes. you know, many players over the years have gotten involved in the food industry. lebron co-owns a pizza chain. michael jordan has a steakhouse. and charles barkley once ate 30
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finals with my guest, dwayne johnson, from every movie ever made. [ cheers and applause ] but also i want to make sure you guys watch "jimmy kimmel live!" all this week at its regular time. it will be hosted by the likes of nick kroll, phoebe robinson, and arsenio hall! [ cheers and applause ] who will be visited by the great lebron james on tuesday. our guest tonight is an actor, writer, and producer who views the fine art of movie-making as something you survive, like a bar fight or a nuclear war. [ laughter ] the fourth and newest installment in the "jackass" cinematic universe opens in theaters october 22nd. please welcome the resilient johnny knoxville. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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>> anthony: it's a pleasure to finally meet you, johnny. >> it's a pleasure to meet you. >> anthony: we've never met, and i find it crazy because you are a wild and crazy man. i am a wild and crazy man. and i'm a little offended that i've never been in any of your movies, any of your "jackass" movies, because my mama calls me a jackass all the time. [ laughter ] how did that happen, johnny, or how did that not happen? >> i wish i would have known. i would have loved to have you in "jackass 4." if there's a "jackass 5," we would love to have you in it. >> anthony: from what i've read, i think this is your last one. [ laughter ] >> you've been talking to my neurologist? >> anthony: i've been talking to a little bit of everybody. now, i understand that when we wrote your introduction for our show tonight, your movie didn't have a title. does it have a title now? >> oh, it does. thank you for asking, anthony. [ laughter ] >> anthony: oh, okay. please. >> that would be "jackass forever."
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>> anthony: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> anthony: "jackass forever"? >> forever. >> anthony: audience, do you approve of that? [ cheers and applause ] now johnny, i understand you're still working on "jackass forever." that comes out in october. >> october 22nd. >> anthony: okay. because you're still working on it, you don't have any clips for us to show. >> we have some photos. >> anthony: yes, i have them right here. >> yes. >> anthony: so we have photos for you to show. this is how they used to show film clips back in the day, all right? [ laughter ] they would just show a picture and the writer, director, star would just tell you what's going on. so here we have dad dark shark versus a guy with a spider in a tube between there. what's going on there? >> ehren mcghehey and dark shark. >> anthony: which one is the dark shark? [ laughter ] >> the gentleman on the right. >> anthony: okay. all right. >> and they have to blow a tarantula into the other guy's
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helmet, and the tarantula bites the loser in a very sensitive area. so they don't want to lose. >> anthony: ooh. >> dark shark, he fears no man. he has been shot nine times. he fears no man. but if you put a spider, a dog, a bird in front of him, he is going to lose his mind. >> anthony: a bird? >> heights he's terrified of. >> anthony: where is dark shark from? >> he's from los angeles. >> anthony: he's from los angeles? >> south central. >> anthony: all right. let's see here. second picture. boom, what do we have here? >> well, scientifically speaking, that's us trying to light a fart underwater. [ laughter ] >> anthony: scientifically speaking? >> yes, yes. it's never been done before, as far as i know. >> anthony: you're trying to set a record? >> yes, trying to set a record. that's a new cast member in there trying to set that record for us. i don't want to give it away if he set the record or not, but i can't wait for you to see the movie. >> anthony: all right. [ cheers ] >> we've been trying to do that for 15 years by the way. 15 years we've been trying to do that. >> anthony: fart underwater or light a fart underwater?
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>> light a fart underwater. >> anthony: all right. is he any relation to dark shark? [ laughter ] >> no, no. but dark shark's son, jasper, is part of the new crew. >> anthony: oh, really, okay. what is going on here, mr. knoxville? >> well, that would be me. you know the ancient myth of icarus, the boy who flew too close to the sun? >> anthony: yeah. >> well, we reenacted that with a cannon. [ laughter ] >> anthony: is that you? >> yeah, that's me up there in the air, about five stories off the ground. [ cheers and applause ] >> anthony: can you tell us how this ended, or we have to watch the film? >> i couldn't sit down for two weeks. [ laughter ] >> anthony: really? >> yes, yes. my arse absorbed all the impact, yes. >> anthony: your arse? all right. let's see here. we have one more. please tell us what's going on with this bull. >> well, i had already heard that bulls love magic.
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[ laughter ] so i wanted to do a magic trick for the bull. >> anthony: mm-hmm. >> it turns out this bull [ laughter ] >> anthony: we can tell. we can tell. >> i -- i spent a weekend in the hospital after this with a broken wrist, broken rib, and concussion. but the footage turned out great, so it was a win/win. [ cheers and applause ] >> anthony: during commercial break i asked johnny what was the worst injury he's ever had? he told me something that was fascinating. would you like to share that with the audience? >> well, you may know that i broke my jim dog once. >> anthony: his jim dog is his [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] how do you break a [ bleep ], johnny? >> i was trying to backflip a motorcycle, i let go of it coming off the ramp. it goes 20 feet into the air. i fall on my back, and it turns into a missile and breaks its handlebars off in my crotch. >> anthony: how does one recover from a broke johnny rocket? [ laughter ] >> surgery and very slowly.
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had to catheter for 3 1/2 years after that, twice a day. >> anthony: so i take it you are retiring? >> no. i had two kids after that. [ laughter ] >> anthony: i meant from the movie. >> oh, right. >> anthony: from being a jackass. >> oh, well, you know -- we are looking for new talent. >> anthony: okay. who would you like to replace you? >> we are looking for fresh young talent. we actually found someone. >> anthony: have we? >> yeah, yeah. we have some footage. >> anthony: okay. let's show the footage. >> guillermo. >> johnny, how are you?buddy, h? >> i'm happy to see you. every time i think of you, it's bad news brown, man.going to ha. we are looking for some young new "jackass" talent. do you have good health insurance? which bones are you okay
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breaking? pinky, toe? >> i don't want to break my penis. i love my penis. >> yeah, that could be a problem. what would be the craziest thing you've ever done? >> the craziest thing i've ever done, but it was an accident. i hooked up with this girl. so we went to her place, and she bring a big snake, you know, and she goes, we're going to have a lot of fun. i go, oh, [ bleep ]. >> all right. so no snakes. how about tequila or tarantula? >> oh, [ bleep ]. >> in these boxes, there's three tequilas, and then the other boxes are filled with tarantulas and they're kind of venomous. why don't we call in my friend carl, the spider expert, to tell us what you've got yourself into.ve got some costa rican striped kneed tarantulas. >> those are some thick gloves you're wearing. >> we always want to play it safe. >> what happens if they bite
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you? >> the bad part are the two fangs that are the size of number 2 pencils. if they bite you, they kind of jab you again and again and again and again and again. and again. >> oh, [ bleep ]. >> and again. >> are you ready to start the game? >> do i just go once and that's it? >> no. you have to find all three tequilas. >> okay. >> you want to be a jackass, right? >> to be honest, no. [ laughter ] >> okay. how many fingers am i holding up? >> one. >> perfect. >> this is the one you want to go for? >> yeah. >> okay. you got to reach to the bottom. >> ai-yi-yi! >> okay, i was just joking, just joking. no more [ bleep ], okay? quiet on the set. it's got to go all the way in. feel around for the tequila. it's not in the middle. what was that? >> i think it was a tarantula. >> i think this one has tequila written all over it. >> are you sure? >> yeah. >> i don't trust you, johnny.
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>> check all the corners. are you getting thirsty? >> ah! i felt feet! i think you're enjoying this game. >> i think everyone is enjoying this game. >> except me. >> feel around. i wouldn't steer you wrong. oh -- no, sorry, sorry. i'm on your side. >> i don't believe you. >> yeah! it's tequila? >> you think i'm going to put something else in there? >> knowing you, yes. >> guillermo, do be careful because the venom is pretty wicked. >> ai-yi-yi. ai-yi-yi. what was that, what was that? >> i see that tequila in the back. >> aahh! >> are you sure that wasn't tequila? >> ai-yi-yi. >> keep looking. ila! way to go, guillermo. >> i thought we were done. >> no. there's one more shot of tequila. >> all right.
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ah! >> what was that? >> i think it was a tarantula. >> i think you've had too much tequila. i'd give it one more shot for a shot. >> okay. >> oh, boy! we found our third. [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah! cheers, buddy. our newest member of "jackass." >> i did it! thank you, johnny. i did it. >> yes. >> i always thought you were bad news but -- >> no, i'm good news. what's that on your shoulder? >> oh [ bleep ]! [ cheers and applause ] >> "jackass forever" opens in theaters october 22nd. johnny knoxville, thank you for being with us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] when we come back, mark cuban battles the hell hoop. [ cheers and
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>> anthony: all right. are you up for a challenge? >> yes, sir. >> anthony: okay. all you need to do is make one shot from the top of the key. >> perfect. >> anthony: which is where you're standing right now. but if you make it, dicky, tell us what he wins. >> dicky: if mark makes the coursy of chim the easannated to free debit card used by millions of americans. >> anthony: okay, mark. so what charity have you chosen? >> it's called the family place. it's for victims of family violence in dallas. >> anthony: oh, wow. a very worthy cause. [ cheers and applause ] as the mavs' owner, do you ever get a chance to go down to american airlines arena and practice your free throws? >> yeah, all the time. >> anthony: really? >> before games i like to get out there. it's the best part. >> anthony: so this should be easy, then. >> i hope so. >> anthony: okay. well, good luck. oh -- did i forget to mention this is no ordinary three-point shot? >> okay. >> anthony: all right? this is -- >> hell hoop, ha ha ha ha ha! [ cheers and applause ]
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>> anthony: okay. we have introduced four levels of hell designed to distract and annoy you. there is the grim rim, which rotates 360 degrees. then we have the deathly defenders, who will rise up to reject you. >> oh, my goodness. >> anthony: and the horrifying hades blasters. and uni-psycho, a psychotic clown on a unicycle. you have three chances to make the shot, mark. and here to officially start the game off is el diablo himself. [ cheers and applause ] >> guillermo: ready, mark? >> i'm ready, guillermo. >> anthony: all right. not yet, mark. not yet. now you can go! [ cheers and applause ]
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>> anthony: oh, give him the ball. shoot, mark, shoot! shoot, mark, shoot! the sun's going down, mark. you did it! you did it! let's have a look at this replay. ♪ congratulations, mark. that's $25,000 to the family place. and, mark, you also get a prize too. this creepy little doll. that is all th thanks to mark cuban, johnny knoxville, and tacko fall. good night! i love you, mama!
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