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kimmel with guest >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live nba finals game night" with guest host anthony anderson. tonight -- jason momoa and boston celtic jaylen brown. presented by nissan and youtube tv. and now, anthony anderson! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> anthony: all right! [ cheers and applause ] hello, everyone! all right. thank you. clap, woman, clap! thank you. it's basketball night in america.
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i'm your host, anthony anderson. [ cheers and applause ] and i just want to clear a little something up because there seems to be a misunderstanding. i'm not jimmy kimmel's guest host. okay? jimmy kimmel is my guest host. he fills in for me 358 days a year. [ laughter ] this is exciting. game two of the nba finals between the milwaukee bucks and the phoenix suns! [ cheers and applause ] there's a lot at stake in the finals. for instance, whoever wins will become the first nba team in four years to not decline an invite to the white house. [ cheers and applause ] u.s. presidents have a complicated history with basketball. and that's because the only president to ever look cool holding one was barack obama. look at my dude.
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he's got form. he's got hops. he can even play while taking a business call on a flip phone. other presidents just did not look natural holding the rock at all. here's ronald reagan pretending he's seen a basketball before. [ laughter ] patrick ewing's going "ronny, just hold the ball and take the damn picture, man." [ laughter ] here's george h.w. bush threatening to shut down the youth center. [ laughter ] side note. after this photo was taken he actually shut down the youth center. [ laughter ] and here's his son. he probably thinks it's a cantaloupe. and the worst of all -- this dude. what is he doing? he looks like pennywise trying to lure a kid into the sewer. side note -- soon after this photo was taken, he did lure a kid and the country into the sewer. [ cheers and applause ] the nba dates back a very long
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time. guillermo, do you know when the nba was started? >> guillermo: i think a long time ago. [ laughter ] >> anthony: yeah. 1946, to be exact. >> guillermo: wow. that's a long time. >> anthony: it really was. back then, they didn't have a shot clock, they didn't have a three-point line, or black people. [ laughter ] that's true! there were 11 teams and more than 150 players and not a single one of them was black. this is an actual team photo of the first ever nba champions. the philadelphia warriors. look at them, in their little gold tracksuits. great idea, let's put the palest people on the planet in the blackest outfits possible. [ laughter ] they look like the white version of earth, wind & fire. [ laughter ] we have some cool stuff for you tonight. "aquaman" himself, jason momoa, is with us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] he's here to promote the zack
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snyder cut of the nba finals, which will feature three extra games. [ laughter ] and jaylen brown of the boston celtics is putting his reputation on the three-point line tonight. yes. if he sinks a single shot, a donation of $25,000 will be given to a charity of his choice. [ cheers and applause ] that's the good news. the bad news is the basket he has to make it on is none other than -- >> the hell hoop! ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! >> anthony: this is the most distracting basketball hoop on earth, designed by the devil himself. that's right. moments from now, it's jaylen versus satan. during the finals you see a ton of tv commercials with the players. a lot of nba stars have their own sneakers or "space jam" sequels. but as far as i know, no player
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[ cheers and applause ] >> anthony: welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live nba finals game night." i'm anthony anderson. in just a little bit, the celtics' jaylen brown will face off against the hell hoop in the name of charity. i'll also be back with another primetime special for game three of the finals on sunday. my guest will be johnny knoxville. and he pulled a terrible prank on you. right, guillermo? >> guillermo: yeah, it was terrible. [ laughter ] >> anthony: a man of few words. we'll see that on sunday. make sure to watch "jimmy kimmel live" tonight at its regular time hosted by the great wanda sykes. now, you now our guest tonight as both aquaman and the dothraki warlord khal drogo. [ applause ] next, he plays the most menacing of them all -- a family man on a rampage, in his newest movie "sweet girl." it premieres august 20th on
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netflix. say hello to my friend jason momoa! [ cheers and applause ] >> hi, big daddy. >> anthony: jason, i'm a bit confused. where are you and why aren't you here? i'm double vaccinated. >> i am in canada. i'm in toronto. i'm just finishing my tv show. i've been up here for about a year. >> anthony: oh, wow. so we're bringing back "see"? >> we're bringing back "see." yep. >> anthony: all right. all right. i will say this not only because i'm interviewing you right now. one of my favorite television shows on tv right now. "see." i watched that. i love it, man. i just want to tell you that. i enjoyed watching that entire series. so i'm glad it's coming back. >> me and dave bautista in this next season. it's going to be really fun. >> anthony: oh, okay. so i'm curious about something because you're about to go off and shoot "aquaman 2."
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what do you do to look the way that you look? how are you working your dorsal muscle? i'm just trying to figure that out. >> i'm trying to, buddy. i do so much fighting, i haven't been doing a lot of -- i've been trying to finish the show. so i haven't had a chance to work out as much as i should. and you know, i'm flying out pretty soon. i'll pull it together. >> anthony: all right. i ask because i just recently joined this fitness challenge myself, the big willie challenge. and i've been working my ass off. and i hear you don't -- thank you, brother. i hear you don't even go to the gym. >> no, i don't. i'm not a fan of -- i like doing rock climbing and surfing and there's no surf up here. so i just -- i do when the time's right but it's just -- i've been fighting so much and working hard. i'll get it together. i promise. big daddy's turning into little daddy. you're slim daddy. >> anthony: i'm working on a six-pack. right now i've got a two-liter. i'm working on a six-pack.
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any secrets on how to turn a two-liter into a six-pack? >> drink more water. >> anthony: okay. that just makes me pee more. it's been recently announced you're getting your star on the hollywood walk of fame. [ cheers and applause ] congratulations. congratulations. i got mine last year during the pandemic. only 11 people were allowed to come. nine of them were my family members and just two press people. as you can see, they didn't do their job because it didn't even make the press. [ laughter ] and it's all about location, location, location. do you have any idea where they're putting your star or where you would want it? >> i don't. i mean, i'd love to be next to slash maybe. that would be pretty rad. marlon brando. i don't think that's going to happen. so i'm just happy to be the first hawaiian i think in history, the first kanaka maoli to be on there.
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[ applause ] >> anthony: oh, congratulations. >> yeah. >> anthony: you bring up you're hawaiian. you're not originally from los angeles. what do you remember about first coming to l.a.? >> i got some pretty crazy stories first coming to l.a. a bunch of them i can't talk about, big daddy. but this one i can. we were in a restaurant -- i went to my first nice restaurant, and i saw liam neeson and i kind of -- i fan-girled out. i'd never met anyone famous yet. and i watched "rob roy" when i was growing up. and i was really excited and i just kind of stared at him, and i would just smile. and i creeped him out. and he literally got up and he left and went a couple tables over. [ laughter ] and the other time i was on melrose, i was checking out melrose and walking up and down the street. and sure enough i look in a window, me and my buddy and we see al pacino and i just stopped dead in my tracks and i just
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spent the last half hour just walking back and front of the window to the point where he's looking at us and al pacino just flips us off. [ laughter ] we didn't have cameras back then. we didn't have anything to go in and ask, an autograph or -- i felt really silly. but i get starstruck really easy. >> anthony: well, look, we have an exclusive look at the trailer from jason's new movie, "sweet girl." >> you told me my wife was going to be okay. >> the company that makes the drug pulled it off the market. >> i can help you get justice for your wife. >> we can blow this thing wide open. >> they're going to come after us. >> ready to go. >> as long as we're together, we're still a family. ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] >> anthony: all right! welcome back. i'm anthony anderson and that was jason momoa in an exclusive clip from his new movie "sweet girl" which premieres on netflix august 20th. jason, please tell us about the movie. >> it's just a project that is very dear to me because my best friend directed it, we produced it. shawn pittsburgh. and it's all about family and heart and if someone's done wrong to your family and deals with the pharmaceutical companies. and i never played too many contemporary characters. i have a father of two. so it was just a beautiful role where i got to really push myself and my acting chops and some heartbreak. i'm excited for the world to see it. >> anthony: looking forward to that. august 20th on netflix, everyone. "sweet girl." [ applause ] now, jason, as we discussed, people find you quite attractive. [ cheers ] so we came up with a challenge
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suited to your unique set of skills. these are objects used to do boring everyday activities. and we want to see if you can e to make these tie i'mea, big d. >> anthony: okay. >> i know the studio didn't want me to take my clothes off, but i'm going to take my clothes off. >> anthony: oh, well, hold on. wait a minute. wait a minute. you aren't the only one. hold on. >> ready for the first one? >> anthony: wait a minute. all right. the first activity is sanitizing your hands. sanitize your hands while i get naked. >> all right. >> anthony: make it hot. >> all right. i've got the purell right here. i like to squirt it all over my chest. sometimes i rub it all over my face.
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because it kills 99.99% of things. >> anthony: yeah, i've never felt so sanitized. all right. i'll let the audience pick. audience, was that sexy? [ cheers and applause ] that's a resounding yes. all right. the next activity, you opening a can of tuna. make that sexy. ♪ >> well, most children would use this. but i'm aquaman. look at that. >> anthony: oh, yeah. that's sexy. uh-huh. rub that tuna juice all over you. >> look at that. that tuna look good. >> anthony: yeah. >> tuna monster. >> anthony: audience, what do you all think about that one? [ cheers and applause ] jason, you're lucky i ain't got no tuna juice over here.
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final activity, jason. ironing a shirt. >> ironing a shirt. >> anthony: yeah. >> when i iron shirts what i like to do first i like to get a little baby oil and rub that all over me first. >> anthony: well, i ain't got no baby oil. i've just got purell. >> i like to lay down the shirt. and this is about the long stroke. okay? it ain't about that short [ bleep ]. >> anthony: long stroke. that's it. >> what we want to use right here, this is that starch. >> anthony: oh, that's what keeps it hard. you spray that starch on it, jason. that's what keep it hard. >> going to push that little tip right there. then you start stroking. okay? that long stroke. and you can bring -- you can go quicker but then you've got to flip it a little bit because you're going to burn it. got too much friction.
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>> anthony: smack it up. rub it down. >> make it look sexy. >> anthony: slow your roll. audience, did jason make ironing his shirt sexy? [ cheers and applause ] well, jason, congratulations. and thank you for gracing america with your nipples. >> you're welcome, america. >> anthony: "sweet girl" premieres august 20th on netflix. thank you, jason. when we come back, jaylen brown faces off with the hell hoop. [ cheers and applause ] i felt gross. it was kind of a shock after i started cosentyx. four years clear. real people with psoriasis look and feel better with cosentyx. don't use if you're allergic to cosentyx. before starting, get checked for tuberculosis. an increased risk of infections —some serious— and the lowered ability to fight them may occur. tell your doctor about an infection or symptoms, or if you've had a vaccine or plan to. tell your doctor if your crohn's disease symptoms develop or worsen.
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the top of the key. and if you make it -- dicky, tell us what he's going to get! >> dicky: if jaylen makes the shot, $25,000 will be donated to the charity of jaylen's choice, courtesy of chime, the easy and free debit card used by millions of americans. >> anthony: all right, jaylen, what charity have you chosen? >> the juice foundation. >> anthony: the juice foundation. talk to us about that. >> juice is energy taking care of disadvantaged kids in the community, building education programs. >> anthony: worthy cause. $25,000 is on the line here. are you confident you can do this? >> it's the offseason. but we're going to see. >> anthony: i forgot to mention that this is no ordinary three-point shot. this is -- >> hell hoop! ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! >> anthony: we introduced three levels of hell designed to distract and annoy you. there's the grim rim, which rotates 360 degrees. >> what? >> anthony: uh-huh. the deadly defenders, who will
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rise up to reject you. you've played against bigger defenders than that, right, jaylen? >> for sure. >> anthony: okay. and last but not least, the horrifying hades blasters. all right. you'll have three chances to make the shot. and here to officially start off the game is el diablo himself! let's play hell hoop! [ applause ] >> guillermo: are you ready? >> oh, my god. i got this. >> anthony: anytime you're ready, jaylen. anytime you're ready! oh! anytime you're ready! almost! give him another ball, el diablo. shoot it now! shoot it now! oh!
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and visitcalifornia.com >> dicky: from hmymel ve nba game night" with guest host anthony anderson! tonight -- chance the rapper, and an nba edition of "mean tweets." presented by nissan and youtube tv. and now, anthony anderson! [ cheers and applause ] >> anthony: hello! thank you! hello and welcome to "jimmy kimmel live nba finals game night." i am your guest host, anthony anderson. [ cheers and applause ] i'm filling in for jimmy, who is
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off having a white boy summer. tonight, from phoenix, game one of the nba finals between the suns and the bucks. milwaukee versus phoenix. it's the battle of cheap connecting flights. [ laughter ] you know, it's hard to explain the excitement of having your team in the finals, but this phoenix fan really slammed it home. >> it's been since 1993. the valley is like a lid. like you're boiling potatoes on a stove and it's like you've got to check because the water's about to blow. that's us right now. >> anthony: in case you're wondering, they legalized weed in arizona eight months ago. and it appears to be working. [ laughter ] but mr. potato head's got a point. the last time the suns were in the finals was 1993. to give you some perspective, in 1993 o.j. was still doing "naked gun" movies. [ laughter ]
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phoenix has never won an nba championship. but they do win the award for least creative team name. the suns? you know who else has a sun? literally every other city in the world. [ applause ] but the truth is a lot of nba team names don't make any damn sense. like my los angeles clippers. guillermo, do you know what a clipper is? >> guillermo: clipper, i think it's the thing you use to get a haircut? >> anthony: exactly! our team should be named after something we have a lot of here. so instead of the l.a. clippers, i'm going to dub us "the l.a. purse chihuahuas." [ applause ] and what about the nets? that says nothing about what it's like to actually live in brooklyn today. so, the brooklyn nets are now "the brooklyn bearded dude with
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six roommates." the cleveland cavaliers? no one knows what the hell a cavalier is. so they're now known as "lebron's old team." [ cheers and applause ] next up, the utah jazz. there is absolutely no jazz in utah. probably because there is like only one black guy in utah. in fact, let's name the team after him. the utah jazz is now the "utah dayquans." [ applause ] good work, dayquan. keep it up, brother. and finally, the houston rockets. lost 55 games this year. so i'm not even bothering to rename them. we're just going to turn the arena into one of those popup halloween stores. [ laughter ] sell some sexy ref costumes and try again next year. probably the best thing about this year's finals is that the players don't have to live in that covid bubble at disney world.
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many players were separated from their loved ones during that time. but this is a fun fact. there were six barbers in the bubble, which is a good example of just how black the nba is. [ laughter ] "i'm fine with not seeing my family for months on end, but i'll be damned if my hairline ain't crispy." [ applause ] this is also the first nba finals in more than a decade without lebron james or steph curry. which is kind of a bummer. that's like if you showed up to see "fast 9" and it was just tyrese and helen mirren. [ laughter ] since lebron and the lakers will not get a chance to repeat this year, we decided to have some fun with pedestrians here in los angeles. we went to the farmers market and asked people if they've been watching the lakers play in the finals. again, the lakers aren't in the finals. in fact, when we taped this, the
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finals hadn't even started yet. but that didn't stop people from lying on national television in this lakers edition of "lie witness news." [ cheers and applause ] >> big news, everybody's excited, the lakers back in the finals again. are you excited for the lakers being there? >> absolutely, i love the lakers. >> are they going to three-peat this year? >> i think so. yeah. >> the big news in l.a., the lakers back in the finals. were you surprised to see them back this year? >> i am not. the lakers are a fantastic team. >> you've been watching the finals? >> been watching the finals, yes. >> obviously the big news here in l.a., the lakers back in the finals. have you been enjoying that? >> the lakers are in the finals? >> are you asking me? >> well, kind of, because i don't know how accurate that is. >> right, right. >> okay. >> have your friends been watching? >> i've been watching. >> you've been enjoying it? >> yeah, i have. i really have. >> you think they have a good chance at the finals? >> absolutely. >> you really took that full circle, didn't we? >> what would you say to all the people that said the lakers will
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not be in the finals this year? >> you know what i would say? i would say to anyone that p talked trash about the lakers not making it in the finals last year, hey, we did it this year. >> you think it's good every time lebron makes a trth free throw he turns to the camera and says space jam 2 now available to stream or in theaters. >> no, i think what he's doing is a great promotion, you know, get money out of it. >> you've been watching him do that? >> yeah. >> what are people saying about that? >> we love it. every time he does that me and my buddies we clap and cheer for it. we love lebron. >> everybody talking about that big moment where lebron had that gastric accident. >> yes. >> from his taco tuesday. >> yep. >> was it wrong for him to have eaten so many tacos or did you feel bad for him? when he had that accident during the game. >> i think it's a nonmaterial event. i mean, some athletes eat what they eat and they're going to get sick. >> but having that kind of accident on the court? >> i think it's a little bit embarrassing. it happens in all sports. >> you were watching that when that happened? >> i did. >> what was your reaction? >> i was surprised that, it being a professional athlete. >> show me your reaction. i'll be the sports caster.
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you show me your reaction. here comes lebron, he's dribbling down the court looking for the open man and he's had a gastric accident. >> oh, no. >> going to need someone to clean that up. >> that is just terrible. i can't believe he did that. >> i'm sure you saw lebron had that gastric accident. >> yeah. >> what are people saying about that? >> a lot of mixed feelings out there but everyone is agreeing with me, he should stay off the tacos. >> go lakers! >> we're lakers, not fakers. >> we're lakers, not fakers. >> we're lakers, not fakers. >> lebron, stay off the tacos. [ cheers and applause ] >> anthony: we have a good show for you tonight. we've got an nba edition of "mean tweets" and we'll be right back with chance the rapper. ♪ ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> anthony: welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live nba finals game night." oh, darn. going to have to make a change real quick. ah -- okay.
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♪ oh, keep going with the music. it's going to work. yeah, yep, yep, yep. okay. got it. i'm your new host, big daddy. [ cheers and applause ] all right. coming up, fans dunk on your favorite players in a special nba edition of "mean tweets" with shaquille o'neal, dwight howard, zach lavine and many more. stay tuned for that. and this thursday, i will be back with another primetime special for game two of the nba finals with my guest, jason momoa. [ cheers and applause ]
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and later tonight, make sure to watch "jimmy kimmel live" at its regular time when it will be hosted by my friend, wanda sykes. now, her guests on that show will be ludacris and kim fields, with music from merry clayton. [ cheers and applause ] my guest tonight is a groundbreaking, multi-grammy-winning musical artist who is now making the leap to filmmaker. he may need to change his name. his new concert film, "magnificent coloring world," opens in theaters later this summer. joining us now from chicago is the very talented chance the rapper. [ cheers and applause ] >> hey! thank you. hey, what's up? >> anthony: what's going on, chance, how you doing, man? it's been a while. >> everything's good. good to see you, man. this is very cool that you -- that you're doing this. >> anthony: yeah, good to see
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you, too, brother. who are you rooting for in the finals? >> um -- man. i'm what you call a -- a bandwagon fan, so -- >> anthony: okay. >> so i usually -- if there's a wagon, i'm the band, if there's the band, you know what i mean? so right now i -- i am very much so in support of the milwaukee bucks, because they're close and giannis is my dude, but i'm also like -- i've been a close friend of chris paul for a really long time and he's just had like a very beautiful journey that i also would love to see this year get him a ring. so i'm in the middle. but you know, whoever wins, i will be at their parade for sure. >> anthony: all right, who is your favorite player on the bucks? >> my favorite player? hmm, that's a good one. i feel like -- i feel like i've been a jrue holiday fan for a little while. >> anthony: uh-huh. >> but obviously giannis is my guy. brook lopez is raw. >> anthony: all right.
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>> khris middleton really, like, you know, took over in what was it, game six, the last game. bt -- they got a whole roster. i guess giannis is my favorite and he's got his brother on the team. shoutout to giannis's brother. i like that they, you know what i'm saying, they end up on the same roster, that's like me and my brother. >> anthony: what do you and giannis talk about, man? >> how tall he is. it's hard not to talk about other things than that, it's like, man, this is crazy. >> anthony: now, how -- >> yeah, good to see you. >> anthony: what is the height difference between you and giannis? six, seven feet? >> yes. it's up there. i don't know. it's like -- it's the height difference where you can tell when you shake his hand and he's got your whole forearm and bicep. and you're like, hey, man. >> anthony: all right, all right. hey, well, chance, we have to take a commercial brek. we'll be right back with more chance the rapper when we'll come back. stay tuned.
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♪ just got to forget how to fly ♪ ♪ ♪ ooh ♪ ♪ ooh ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> anthony: welcome back. i am anthony anderson. aka big daddy. chance the rapper is with us. that was from the brand new trailer for chance the rapper's new film "magnificent coloring world," opening in theaters late this summer. now chance, you made that trailer. >> i did. i edited that trailer. >> anthony: all right. talk to us about that process. you know, because sometimes the trailer, you know, is better than the movie. >> oh yeah, oh yeah. >> anthony: i haven't seen this movie yet, i'm not saying your trailer is better than the movie, but sometimes that's what happens. >> that's a goal for some editors. i edited the movie also.
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me and a team of three other editors. but i've spent a long, long time editing the trailer. and i did a teaser trailer before this. but i'm a trailer snob. so if i -- i like movies to have a better trailer than the movie just in case i've got to convince somebody to watch the movie. you know what i mean? >> anthony: okay, okay, but you also made this movie five years ago now? >> so four years ago i filmed this, right? i was on tour and i came up with this crazy idea for a new kind of staging for a show, where it's kind of like, instead of just one stage with the crowd kind of centered, it's like a semicircle of like five stages connected and like a long row of bleachers across from the main stage is where all the fans are. and i shot it on a sound stage in chicago and i didn't know how to edit yet so it kind of just happened. sat there. you know what i mean? and last year, during the pandemic i started shooting a lot of my own, like, little virtual concerts and got better with direction and with
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cinematography and learned a lot about just a lot of different areas of film and editing was kind of the thing that when i picked it up i was like, i should go back to this project and fix it. so five-year anniversary, i was like, let's try to go big with it. >> anthony: so it took you five years to make that trailer. okay. that's basically what i got out of it. now chance, you're a very positive and high energy guy. no matter where you are, you always look like you are cheering at an nba finals game. so we wanted to give you a little quiz, you know, we're going to show you some photos of yourself having fun and you have to guess if it's basketball-related or not. in a game we call "on the court or on the town?" all right. so, here's the first photo. you seem very happy about something but is this basketball or what? >> this one is a very difficult one because even though you erased the bottom part of the
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shirt, i can tell that i was flea and i was getting a fit off. so, i want to say that i was at a basketball game but at the same time, the joy in my face says club. i'm going to go court. >> anthony: which one is it? >> court. that's my final answer. >> anthony: all right! you're on the court watching the bulls play the celtics in the 2017 playoffs. i don't know why you're smiling. the bulls lost. all right, let's try another one. you're drinking something. but were you on the court or on the town? >> the better question is, why did you erase the straw? making a -- >> anthony: because we wanted to make it look like you were whistling. >> okay. that is definitely what i'm getting off in this photo. i'm going to go court again, because there's no way i could breathe in the club with that. >> anthony: yes. yes. that soda probably cost you $28 courtside. now, this one right here looks
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like someone is proposing to you. is it on the court or on the town? >> that looks like a strip club face i'm making. i'm going club. i'm going club! >> anthony: you're at the club, let's see! [ applause ] it's at your birthday party. now, you know i'm pissed you didn't invite me. it ain't like you ain't got my number. >> next time. >> anthony: next time. all right, this one is a little -- >> i think we had your name on the list but i think you told them your name was big daddy at the door? >> anthony: oh. yes. yes. [ applause ] now it's just healthy and husky. all right. this one's a little tricky. >> this one is tricky. >> anthony: at the club or on the town? >> that's a really nice sweater i have on. >> anthony: uh-huh. >> the sweater under the sherpa jacket is really nice. >> anthony: yeah. >> i feel like i only wear shirts like that when i'm on daytime tv.
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that's daytime tv. >> anthony: oh, you're right, it's you on "the view." [ applause ] all right. thank you for playing. "magnificent coloring world" opens in theaters later this summer. the full trailer will drop on friday. thanks, chance. now, you know basketball fans are very passionate. maybe even a little too passionate. there are a lot of haters out there, but it's important to remember that professional athletes, we have feelings too. so let the healing begin with this all new, all-nba edition of "mean tweets." [ cheers and applause ] >> shaquille o'neal, more like shaquille hasn't missed a meal. that's a good one. tell your mother make my sandwich and be naked when i get there. hi, mom. >> if lavar ball is such a big baller, why can't he afford a toothbrush? because i like my teeth golden.
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>> grant hill annoys me when he talks. put your eyebrows down. he looks like he's surprising himself with what he's saying. that's funny. >> caron butler is a [ bleep ]. >> "khris middleton can chop down trees with his teeth." >> "kemba actually leads all guards in charges drawn two of the last three years. my working theory is, he is so short, they simply do not see him." that's -- that's probably true. >> sabonis. more like [ bleep ]. >> kyle lowry look like a where's my hug type dude. yes, please, please. >> "dwight howard looks like a sound cloud rapper who offers you his albums at the gas station you avoid." dang. >> "i really dig spencer dinwiddie and he deserves all the respect. but why does he look like the
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oldest young person i've ever seen?" i -- thanks for the respect. >> "ja morant looks like a guy who would bench press just the bar." >> "brandon ingram so skinny he can look through a peephole with both eyes." i don't even know what that means. >> "i like trae young but his hair looks like a lollipop that got dropped on the carpet." what flavor lollipop? it may be delicious. >> zach lavine sucks. the bulls should have never traded jimmy butler. if you disagree, you're wrong and suck my butt hole. i do disagree but i'm a pass. strong pass. >> siakam get like 60 teeth. i think he mean got but -- [ cheers and applause ] >> anthony: good night, america.
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