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break. i'm dan ashley. we appreciate your time so much! right now on jimmy kimmel >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live" with guest host arsenio hall! tonight, lebron james, richard e. grant, and music from tainy x yandel. and now, arsenio hall! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> arsenio: oh, yes! yes! [ audience woofs ] absolutely! hello. have a seat. cleto and the cletones. welcome, i'm your guest host,
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arsenio hall. thank you.nd applause ] yes. frankly, i just ran out of suits. [ laughter ] i know it's only been two nights, but hey. i ain't got a lot of suits these days. i tried on one of jimmy's suits, i snuck in his dressing room and tried on one of his suits. it was a little tight in the ass. [ laughter ] just a little tight. real tight. i almost passed out with his pants on. [ laughter ] as you know, jimmy is off until september. he's like an elementary school teacher that makes $15 million a year. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] that's what it sounds like to me, you know. this is my second and final night hosting the show.
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[ audience aws ] oh, you're very kind. my mom leading it. [ laughter ] after tonight, if i want a celebrity to talk to me, i'll have to go on cameo just like everybody else. pay for it, yes. [ applause ] very happy day at the office back here. "jimmy kimmel live" was nominated for an emmy. [ cheers and applause ] yes. best variety talk series. you see that? i host this thing one night and bam, emmy nomination! [ cheers and applause ] shoutout to the crew. they were also nominated for outstanding technical direction, camerawork, and video control. [ cheers and applause ] man. yes.
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i know it had nothing to do with me, i'm actually kind of jealous about the whole thing. [ laughter ] my show back in the '90s, i was nominated for an emmy once, for sound mixing. [ laughter ] [ applause ] no. that sucks. that's so weird. that's like, do you like my show? "uh, well, we could hear it, man." [ laughter ] "we hate you, but it sounded great." "we heard it." oh, and this is a true thing. the guy who was doing my audio, my sound mixing, that year works right here for the jimmy kimmel show. [ cheers and applause ] yes. his name is bart. [ cheers and applause ] ellen, can we -- yes! that is bart. he's down there in the bart cave. bart, how you feeling, dog?
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[ no sound ] [ laughter ] >> arsenio: your audio -- do something. your audio's messed up. mix that [ bleep ]. your audio. anyway. that's bart, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] we have royalty in the house tonight. [ cheers ] yes. the king is here! lebron james! [ cheers and applause ] bring it, homie. having lebron here, this is ironic, on a taco tuesday? that's like having the pope over on christmas dinner. [laughter and applause ] and tonight, lebron will take on the dreaded -- i know you people who are fans of the show, you know about this -- the dreaded hell hoop. [ cheers and applause ] yes. yes. for those who have never seen it, we've built the most distracting basket -- i say we like i'm a member of the family, i been here two nights.
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[ laughter ] brothers will take over, brothers will take over. [ laughter ] they've made the most distracting basketball hoop known to man. and if lebron can conquer it, $25,000 will be donated to his charity. [ cheers and applause ] wow. actually, guillermo, you all know guillermo. [ cheers and applause ] >> guillermo: hi, everybody! how you doing? >> arsenio: you actually have history with lebron james. right? >> guillermo: yeah, for a long time he didn't want to talk to me. [ laughter ] >> arsenio: during the finals guillermo used to try to get lebron to take a question at the press conferences and stuff. and like for seven years, he wasn't having it. [ laughter ] finally guillermo got to ask him one question, check this out. >> guillermo: mr. lebron, i've been waiting for you, to talk to you, mr. lebron, for many years. i just want to say mr. lebro can you describe your perfect salad? >> my perfect salad?
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i don't a p s. just a lot of -- i need protein, i need a vegetable, i need a fruit -- >> guillermo: chinese chicn >> that's cool too, i'll take that too. >> guillermo: with avocado? >> i'll take that as well. [ cheers and applause ] >> arsenio: that's journalism. i'm gonna give you a do-over on that tonight, man. so think of something good. i'm serious, i'm going to give you a chance to ask him another question. think of something good, okay? >> guillermo: okay, all right. [ laughter ] >> arsenio: great to be with you. i hear you're all vaccinated? [ cheers and applause ] yes. sure. that's cool. i'm vaccinated. it's johnson & johnson, though. aww. [ laughter ] my bad. johnson & johnson, i thought it was like a small black business. [ laughter and applause ] i don't know no white folks
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named johnson. oh, boy. yeah, i got vaccinated back in march. thought it was the right thing to do. but now i'm thinking, maybe i should have waited a little longer. check this out. >> long beach residents can get a free joint if they get a coronavirus vaccine. it's part of a special popup clinic that will be open saturday july 24th at helton park. the long beach collective association will hand out tokens redeemable for that joint. [ cheers and applause ] >> arsenio: see, that's why snoop doggy dog got vaccinated 200 times. [ laughter ] it's amazing how many celebrities like snoop have their own marijuana brands now. seth rogen has it. who else? jay-z. mike tyson, yes. mike tyson. and this is true. jaleel white. you know jaleel white?
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urkel, yes. jaleel white has his own line of pot. and the name they're using, there it is. itspurpl! that's kind of cool, i like the rain. [ applause ] i've got some friends who have had it. it's real good. purpl! get you so high, you forget you smoked it. stand around the house, "did i do that?" [ cheers and applause ] come here, man. jaleel white! jaleel white. wow. [ cheers and applause ] you know, this is -- that's very kind.
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>> very kind, really. i'm really just here for a plug. i mean -- >> arsenio: you're not going to believe it, i was just talking about you. >> i didn't hear that, i was just showing up to -- i got your stuff. [ laughter ] >> arsenio: oh. my dinner? >> yes, yes! your dinner, yes! i brought you an eighth of -- chipotle. [ laughter and applause ] >> arsenio: mm. how spicy is it, bruh? >> oh, spice. let's just say it will get you -- pico de higho. [ laughter and applause ] >> arsenio: i appreciate this. i'll venmo you later for the chipotle. >> yes, yes. [ laughter ] you know what, you're rich, you're good for it. you're good. [ phone ringing ] hold on a second. >> arsenio: you should have turned that off, you've been in tv long enough. >> hello, hello, hello? oh, oprah. hey. okay. okay, you know -- hold on a second. stedman's out of gummies. hit me with that venmo.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> arsenio: jaleel white! thank him, everybody. wow. what a night. arsenio hall is hanging with steve urkel and the star of "space jam." if you woke up out of a coma after 25 years, you probably would feel right at home right now. [ cheers and applause ] [ audience woofs ] we have a great show for you tonight. from "loki" richard e. grant is with us. we've got the music of tainy and yandel! and the greatest thing to ever come out of ohio. we'll be right back with lebron james. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> arsenio: welcome >> arsenio: welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live." i'm arsenio hall. tonight from "loki" on disney plus, richard e. grant is with us. [ cheers and applause ] then later, their album is called "dynasty," music from tainy x yandel. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night, phoebe robinson will be hosting, and she'll be joined by zaila avant-garde. [ cheers and applause ] you know who she is. she's a basketball phenom that
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just became the first african-american to win the scripps national spelling bee. so check that out. [ cheers and applause ] and in primetime tomorrow, watch my friend anthony anderson host "jimmy kimmel live: nba finals game night" with guest dwayne "the rock" johnson. [ cheers and applause ] our guest who's coming out right now needs no introduction but i'ma give him one anyway. he's a four-time nba champion, four-time nba finals mvp, and a four-time taco tuesday customer of the week. [ laughter ] his brand-new movie is called "space jam: a new legacy." check this out. >> whoa! what in the world? >> mommy? what just happen >> lebron! >> hey, what is going on? where's dom? >> i don't know. but i have to go play this game
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to save everyone -- >> bugs bunny? >> what's up, doc? >> that's kind of normal around here. [ cheers and applause ] >> arsenio: "space jam: a new legacy" opens in theatres and on hbo max on friday. please welcome, from your los angeles lakers and my cleveland cavaliers, lebron james. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you, thank you. >> arsenio: you've been famous for so long, at such a young age, do you ever get sick of it? i have a friend who before you came here, when you were a cavalier, you came in a
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restaurant after a clipper game and the l.a. people stood up and clapped. >> much appreciated. much appreciative, man. and i'm happy to be in l.a. now. [ cheers and applause ] it means even more. so thank you, thank you, thank you. >> arsenio: you know, when i was thinking about the love and they were telling me the story about the restaurant, a kobe interview popped into my mind. kobe used to say he liked a little hate sometimes, when he's on the road it kind of motivated him. how do you feel about that when you're at an away game? >> no, absolutely. i mean, you just said it. to feel that adversity, to feel that tension is what brings out the best in us. you know, your whole motivation, you know, besides trying to win the game, obviously, is shutting up the opposing fans and opposing crowd. and making them go home and get no sleep. [ cheers and applause ] >> arsenio: are you watching basketball right now? >> i am. i am. i have a horse in the race.
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he goes by the name of chris paul. [ cheers and applause ] i have been watching, yes. that is my brother, and we've known each other since my junior year in high school. his sophomore year. we actually met for the first time when we were in eighth we've been friends ever since. >> arsenio: yeah, and we hear and read that you all are friends. but it's deeper than i realized. he was at the hospital for the birth of one of your children. >> yeah. he was at the hospital for the birth of my second child, my second son, bryce maximus. and it happened to be during the nba finals then. >> arsenio: wow, yeah. >> so he's the godfather of bryce. and bryce came out the night before. and then i went on to proceed to get my ass kicked by the spurs the next day. [ laughter ] so it was no sleep for me then.
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>> arsenio: yes. the legendary coach of the spurs is having some problems with this international olympics situation. i know these are preliminary games, but what's your opinion on all that? >> i think they'll figure it out. a little bit early. but you know, just adjusting. you know, you've been playing the nba game for seven, eight, nine months and then have to go to the international game, it's a lot different. so it takes a few games to get into it. but popp, you know, he's all about winning and he's definitely not about no disrespect when it comes to him and his players. popp going to always stick up for them. >> arsenio: what's the biggest difference? if you were coaching them, what's the first thing you say about the international game that's different than our game? >> well, you've got to play with the pass a lot more. in our game we do a lot of isolation. because we have those isolation basketball players, the great guys that can do it off the bounce, create shots of their own. but the international game they do it a lot more with the pass,
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with the mind. you've got to be able to adjust to that really quickly. and also you can also do some things, you can take the ball off the rim. the goaltending. you know, if the ball's sitting around the rim you can actually smack it off the rim, which you can't do in our game. so that's an adjustment period as well. i think our guys, they'll adjust quickly. >> arsenio: you mentioned the word passing. my friend can pass, magic johnson. your friend chris paul can pass. i was very upset when the nba, i don't know the technicalities, but they kind of blocked chris paul coming here -- >> they like vetoed the trade to come -- i've never seen that. in nba history. and i was excited as heck for c.p. i thought the lakers faithful was excited to get him. and then you know, they just -- they vetoed it. but it's working out for him right now, i'll tell you. years later it's working out for him. >> arsenio: could it still happen? and would you like it to still happen? [ cheers and applause ] wait, wait, wait. no, no. i know why you're laughing. because that would be tampering or something, right, if i talk about that?
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>> well, you -- you don't know the word? or you know the word? [ laughter ] >> arsenio: yeah, like -- i know it. but this card. [ laughter ] you probably can't talk about that. of course you'd love to play with your friend. we'd love it. >> absolutely, absolutely. [ cheers and applause ] >> arsenio: let me think of a question you can answer -- you know what? i remember as a fan seeing the "sports illustrated" when you were a young man. you were on the cover. as young as you were, you have a son who's younger than you who's now on the cover of "sports illustrated," but it's not about basketball. [ cheers and applause ] >> no, it's not about basketball. >> arsenio: look at that. >> yeah. yeah, my son on there with, you know, the football player in arizona as well, kyler murray, and the whole phase clan is what they call them. dannie p
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i mean, he loves basketball, plays basketball, loves being a big brother to his little brother and sister. but video games is his thing. he's excited about it. i tried to hold the secret as long as i could, because when he got on the cover i was like, you know i was younger than you, right?all the ds got ase phonrongp. >> he was like, "dad, no, you were actually six months older than me, and now i'm the youngest guy." [ cheers and applause ] >> arsenio: the way he's playing, he might end up on "sports illustrated" young twice. >> that would be amazing. that would be amazing for sure. >> arsenio: you know what's cool is i watched the movie, me and my son and my girl, i took everybody, we sat and watched it, i loved it. you're really good. don cheadle is good in this. man. >> man. >> arsenio: you want to talk about don because i'm watching like -- he's so talented. >> he is so talented. it was such an honor being on
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set with him. seeing his cadence, seeing his presence, seeing how he worked with other people on set. he's a beast. and i love that guy. he's a great guy, man. >> arsenio: he's the lebron james of the silver screen. [ laughter ] [ applause ] he always delivers. >> always delivers. always. >> arsenio: i promised guillermo. he's looking at me. he's distracting me. [ cheers and applause ] you don't dislike him, right? >> no, not at all. i actually love this guy, man. he doesn't even know it. [ cheers and applause ] >> guillermo: i love you too, man. >> see, guillermo, he gave me an opportunity to focus even more during all those finals runs i had. [ laughter ] i was saying to myself, if i can block him out -- [ laughter ] [ applause ] then the fans have no chance. >> arsenio: you want another shot at it?
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a second bite at the apple, guillermo? >> guillermo: yeah, sure. >> arsenio: ask your question, sir. >> guillermo: all right. lebron, when you take a shower, do you wash your legs? [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> arsenio: do you wash your legs is the question. >> do i wash my -- at this point in my life i have gotten to the point where i wash my legs. when i was a little young lad i used to just let the soap just do what it do. [ laughter ] wherever it falls from the top of my head all the way down there, so be it. but yes, i'm washing my legs now. [ cheers and applause ] >> guillermo: all right. can i give you a hug? >> absolutely. >> guillermo: i love you, man. [ cheers and applause ] >> arsenio: i know the feeling. you know, because i got permission to wait around on a christmas day game before you
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were a laker. you were a cav. i got permission to wait around. i wanted my son -- you know sometimes your kids want to meet somebody? this is a man i wanted my kid to meet. [ cheers and applause ] know what i mean? >> yes. >> arsenio: because you're such an incredible man, and the way you've balanced on the floor, off the floor, with class and dignity, it just makes me proud. i wanted my kid to shake your hand. and you know what? i know your secret weapon. because you had to do press that day. y'all won here in l.a. i talked to your mother for an hour. >> yeah. >> arsenio: that's the secret weapon, dog. [ laughter ] >> yes, it is. yes, it absolutely is. >> arsenio: yes. [ cheers and applause ] she was so nice to me. she's amazing. you've always been a big kid. did she ever spank you? did you ever get spankings? >> yes. i've only had a couple. and i think the last spanking started my growth spurt. [ laughter ]
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i got spanked so hard when i woke up i was 6 inches taller. [ laughter ] my mom was like, you know what, no more spankings going on in this house. [ cheers and applause ] >> arsenio: oh, gosh. i know we're going to go outside in a moment. but just take a couple seconds to tell them about the movie. >> "space jam: a new legacy." first of all, the first one came out 25 years ago with the great michael jordan. [ cheers and applause ] someone who inspired me to be as great as i can be, on and off the floor. and 25 years later, i am now the lead role for "space jam: a new legacy." [ cheers and applause ] it's -- i don't really get lost for words too much, but this has definitely gotten to me. last night we had the world premiere down at l.a. live. and i'm a kid from akron, ohio. i used to have dreams of being alongside the looney tunes and
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wishing i could be the fresh prince of bel air and all these great things growing up. and yesterday i'm sitting there with my family and my friends and all the people that was there, and we're just watching this movie, obviously bugs and daffy and lola and taz. and i'm on the silver screen with them. and also at the same time, i'm there preaching about fatherhood and listening to your kids. [ cheers and applause ] you're going to get -- you're going to see this movie, i hope you guys take your family and friends and loved ones. i'm telling you guys you're not going to be disappointed. but you're going to get laughs, might get some cries, you're going to get some moments, you're going to get everything that comes with a great summer movie. so i hope you guys love it. [ cheers and applause ] >> arsenio: yes. the movie has everything. >> thank you. >> arsenio: we'll be right back with lebron james versus the hell hoop after this! [ cheers and applause ] n the♪
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i'm arsenio hall, outside in back of jimmy's studio with the great lebron james. lebron, when was the last time you actually picked up a basketball? >> i mean, i've been around the game with my boys and their tournament, but i have not actually like shot a basketball in a minute. but hopefully this goes well. >> arsenio: it's like a bicycle, you'll be all right. get right back up on it. tonight, all you need to do is make one shot from the top of the key. and if you make it, dicky, tell him what he gets. >> dicky: if lebron makes the shot, $25,000 will be donated to the charity of lebron's choice, courtesy of chime, the easy and free debit card used by millions of americans. >> arsenio: i want to ask mr. james for you people, what charity have you chosen, sir? >> i've chosen the lebron james family foundation. that's my charity. [ cheers and applause ] i'm excited about that. >> arsenio: i know all about it. good luck to you. okay. whose motorcycle is that? jay leno is going by, i think.
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[ laughter ] okay. you feeling in the zone? >> i'm ready, i think so. i'm warm for sure. >> arsenio: okay. you're always warm, always warm. i think this is going to go really well. okay. i also forgot to mention, this is not an ordinary basket. this is -- >> hell hoop! [ evil laugh ] [ cheers and applause ] >> arsenio: we've introduced four levels of hell designed to distract you and annoy you. this is the "grim rim" which rotates 360 degrees. [ cheers and applause ] the deathly defenders will rise up to reject you, lebron. the horrifying hades blasters. and some folks that you may be familiar with, the "space jam" goon squad. [ cheers and applause ]
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you'll have three chances to make the shot. and here to officially start you off is el diablo himself! >> guillermo: hi! [ cheers and applause ] are you ready? let's do this. >> arsenio: let's play hell hoop! >> all right. ♪ >> arsenio: oh, that was so close. unbelievable. [ cheers and applause ] he made it! yes! tat was amazing. oh, boy. congratulations. that's $25,000 to the lebron james family foundation. and lebron, you get a special prize. this creepy doll!
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[ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> arsenio: welcome back. our next guest is an
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oscar-nominated actor who has played his share of mischievous characters over the years. and now he portrays the god of mischief as classic loki in the disney plus series "loki." look at "loki." >> they sent entire branched realities here that are devoured in an instant -- >> we're in a shark tank. life is the shark. oh, there's no such thing as an alligator tank. besidesish it's a better metaphor. he's overly sensitive. like the rest of us. >> hang on, that thing's a loki too? >> oh, yes. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> arsenio: the finale of "loki" is available now. please welcome mr. richard e. grant. there he is! they're standing, they're up. [ cheers and applause ] >> yes, that's cool, that's very cool. >> arsenio: i'm looking at the clip here. when you took the role, did you know what the character would
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look like? >> i thought that it would look like -- exactly like the jack kirby illustrations from the 1960s and the costume design said i would be in the full muscle suit like in the '60s. then i got there, and i said where's my muscle suit? and there was none. and i can see, arsenio, we share the same physique type. we're muscle-free zones. i said, where's the muscle suit? i look like kermit the frog if i'm not wearing the muscles. anyway. what can i tell you? you're in pink, you're 65, i'm 64, we're the dinosaurs of show business, baby. >> arsenio: yes, yes. [ cheers and applause ] >> and we're still here! >> arsenio: and you're a tall dinosaur. didn't somebody tell you at a young age that tall actors don't work much? >> yeah. everybody said that you have to be either tom cruise height or sylvester stallone, that you'd never make it. and i said what about john wayne and clint eastwood and, you
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know, magic johnson? those guys. they're all tall. and they said no, you have no chance. anyway, i proved them wrong. i'm still here. >> arsenio: yes. [ applause ] yes, you are. by the way, that wardrobe in the clip, did you keep that? >> yes, of course. i've got it on right now. i'm wearing my green tights. you can't see them but they're on right now. >> arsenio: those would be cool pajamas. i hope you really did keep it. >> no. >> arsenio: now, where -- where are you right now? >> i am sitting in an old-age home, where i belong. no, i'm in a corner of my house. i'm just sitting in a chair that, you know, keeps you upright at my age. >> arsenio: yes. and what's next for you? are you working on something else there? >> i have just wrapped today on a netflix version of jane austen's "persuasion" with dakota johnson and cosma jarvis.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> arsenio: cool, cool. when are you coming back here to visit? >> when i'm allowed out of the high-security old age home i'm in at the moment. [ laughter ] because -- because of the restrictions of what you can and you can't talk about in loki-land, i'm -- i'll be tasered if i leave this room and reveal any secrets of this show. >> arsenio: yeah, because you know, this is kind of a hard interview to do. because i've been told so many things that i can't ask you. >> yeah. >> arsenio: as a matter of fact, i did "coming to america 2" in atlanta, and there was some marvel people down there. they're pretty strict on you guys, huh? >> oh, yes. have you still got the tags around your ankles? [ laughter ] > arsenio: i've seen them, i've seen them. >> i've got mine. >> arsenio: they make you sign stuff? >> they make you sign stuff, they put special implants underneath your skin. [ laughter ] you're followed.
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it's a whole deal. but i had a dress rehearsal. i was in a film you may have heard of a couple of years ago called "star wars: the rise of luke skywalker." that one. [ cheers and applause ] and there you have to be under fort knox level of security. you couldn't say anything -- i wouldn't even tell my wife and daughter the name of the character that i was playing for fear that they would take my saary away or remove my kneecaps. [ laughter ] i thought i'd keep the money and the kneecaps. >> arsenio: what time is it there? >> it is 10 to 1:00 in the morning. >> arsenio: it's really late. what are you going to do after the interview? are you going clubbing? what are you doing later? >> i'm going to pull on my full green tights outfit and i'm going to go boogie. [ cheers and applause ] at club loki. >> arsenio: i like the way you
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say "boogie." >> boogie. >> arsenio: yes. when is the last time you danced? when is the last time you've been out dancing? >> just before i sat down to speak to you now. i dance all the time. >> arsenio: you and i have a lot in common. i am also a barbra streisand freak. [ cheers and applause ] >> yes! >> arsenio: but you're a little bigger than me. >> i agree. [ laughter ] >> arsenio: yeah. tell them. i have a picture i want to show them. you tell them a little bit about her. >> okay. so i have been -- i have been a fan, a dedicated fan, of barbra streisand for 50 years. and so i met her a couple of years ago. and -- when i was working in philadelphia. and i got up to -- somebody invited me. anyway, i end up in the hamptons at a party that she was at. i had a one-to-one conversation with her for two hours, so 1:00 in the morning. and i told her that i had
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commissioned a sculpture that would be 3 foot tall, almost a meter tall, of her head for my yard, my garden. and she said, no, you're crazy. i said, yeah, i know i'm crazy. she said, "you are crazy." i said, "i stand happily so." [ cheers and applause ] every day i see her. >> arsenio: now, this is none of my business, but i think -- in my research i found out you have two homes? >> i do. but i'm so rich. [ laughter ] >> arsenio: does your -- >> like you. >> arsenio: -- streisand travel to the different homes? >> no, i have the original sculpted one in my yard, at the bottom of the yard. when i look out the windows, there she is every day, all day long, all night long. and in this cottage that i've got in the countryside, the sculptor had made a facsimile of it in fiberglass. and i said, what's happening to that one? because i'd paid for it. he said, oh, it will just be trashed. and i said, no, no, no, no.
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it's coming with me. [ laughter ] it's going in that yard. so i've got two. [ applause ] >> arsenio: yes. hey. i have a big, giant bust of james brolin in my yard. [ laughter ] >> you do? >> arsenio: yeah, so you ain't weird at all, bruh. [ laughter ] the finale of "loki" is now streaming on disney plus. please thank richard, and we'll be back with the music of tainy x yandel. thank you, sir, i appreciate you! [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: this week on "jimmy kimmel live" -- guest host anthony anderson with christian james gunn, chase stokes, henry golding, and margot robbie. plus music from robin thicke and kem. also be sure to watch "jimmy kimmel live" nba finals game night tomorrow in prime time with guest chris tucker, anfernee simons, and bill
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>> dic >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. [ cheers and applause ] >> arsenio: i hope you stayed up because me, you, and richard are about to dance. their album is called "dynasty." it's out this friday. with the song "si te vas," ladies and gentlemen, tainy x yandel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ singing in spanish ] ♪
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♪ dream on ♪ ♪ dream on ♪ ♪ dream on ♪ ♪ dream on ♪ - yes! ♪ ahhhhhhh ♪ ♪ dream until your dreams come true ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> arsenio: that's my time. i'd like to thank lebron james, richard e. grant, jaleel white, and tainy x yandel. watch phoebe robinson host tomorrow night. "nightline" is next. my thanks to jimmy, aaron and this incredible family here. thanks for letting me come out and play. jimmy? i left you some "chipotle" under your desk.
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